NationStates Jolt Archive


If the asteroid missed earth....

South Lizasauria
14-03-2007, 01:00
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/science/nature/6444811.stm

What do you guys think of this?
South Lizasauria
14-03-2007, 01:06
Pity it missed.

*nods*
Fassigen
14-03-2007, 01:07
Liberal propaganda implying fossils weren't put there by the Devil.
I V Stalin
14-03-2007, 01:08
If the asteroid had missed, there probably wouldn't be humans here today either to find out how it would have turned out.
Pity it didn't miss.
Kyronea
14-03-2007, 01:28
Liberal propaganda implying fossils weren't put there by the Devil.

Must've been the homosexual brigade of planters...they handle all of Satan's dinosaur burial activities.
Ifreann
14-03-2007, 01:48
Pity it didn't miss.

Raptor Jesus would have far more followers.
JuNii
14-03-2007, 01:51
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/science/nature/6444811.stm

What do you guys think of this?

... Dinotopia (http://www.dinotopia.com/) anyone?
I V Stalin
14-03-2007, 01:57
Raptor Jesus would have far more followers.
But what of Raptor Mohammed? Would his followers be declaring jihad against the followers of Raptor Jesus?
La Habana
14-03-2007, 02:01
But what of Raptor Mohammed? Would his followers be declaring jihad against the followers of Raptor Jesus?

And all the while Raptor Buddha's followers would just sit there meditating all day.
Fassigen
14-03-2007, 02:02
Must've been the homosexual brigade of planters...they handle all of Satan's dinosaur burial activities.

We don't plant - we landscape.
South Lizasauria
14-03-2007, 02:11
Liberal propaganda implying fossils weren't put there by the Devil.

We don't plant - we landscape.

Why are liberals giving away their secrets?! NO! THEY'RE USING REVERSE PSYCHOLOGY!!!!!!!!! AHH SOME STRANGE CONSPIRACY! :eek:
Kyronea
14-03-2007, 02:11
We don't plant - we landscape.

I would have thought decorate, but that's just me.
Deus Malum
14-03-2007, 02:13
We don't plant - we landscape.

And accessorize :D
Sel Appa
14-03-2007, 03:11
Interesting. I always am intrigued by theories of other intelligent life here on Earth.
South Lizasauria
14-03-2007, 03:58
Interesting. I always am intrigued by theories of other intelligent life here on Earth.

What came first? The chicken or the egg? :eek: DUNNN DUNNNN DUNNNN
Deep World
14-03-2007, 04:22
Harry Harrison's West of Eden dealt with just that.

BTW, the egg came first. The zygote that would develop into the first distinct chicken had to have been formed from compatible gametes from non-chicken parents. Of course, as evolutionary changes are gradual (even rapid evolutionary events are slow when looked at on a generational basis), there really wasn't any one point in time where you could say "this generation is not chickens and this generation is".
Jewkalopes
14-03-2007, 04:31
the egg derr
there were EGGS way before any chicken came along






god i love bein a smartass
Kyronea
14-03-2007, 04:46
What came first? The chicken or the egg? :eek: DUNNN DUNNNN DUNNNN

Single-celled bacteria. The egg eventually came along as a part of sexual reproduction and existed in many species before the chicken evolved from its own ancestors, which undoubtedly used eggs as well.

So I suppose you could say egg, though it's really a stretch, since we're talking about chicken eggs, and as such they both came about at the same time, really, as a chicken egg can't exist without a chicken and a chicken can't exist without a chicken egg.
Dobbsworld
14-03-2007, 04:57
Ahh...

God planted all them fossils. Ayup.

He planted 'em - to test the Faith o' them there Archeologists. Yes indeed.

Athiests, too.

*picks teeth*