Mr. Bean as a Jedi
South Lizasauria
12-03-2007, 08:12
There should be another Star Wars where Rowan Atkinson plays Mr. Bean if he was a Jedi master. That would be funny as hell!!!:D
He'd use the force in the funniest ways, he'd make retarded noises whenever he uses the force push in a saber fight and the mind tricks he'd use would be go down in history!
Wilgrove
12-03-2007, 08:15
Mr. Bean is an idiot.
*runs*
South Lizasauria
12-03-2007, 08:16
Mr. Bean is an idiot.
*runs*
Mr. Bean: *in his Mr. Bean voice* Your lack of faith disturbs me *pulls down Wilgrove's pants with the force as he runs* Ohohohohoh!
Wilgrove
12-03-2007, 08:18
Mr. Bean: *in his Mr. Bean voice* Your lack of faith disturbs me *pulls down Wilgrove's pants with the force as he runs* Ohohohohoh!
*pulls out an AK rifle, starts firing at Mr. Bean, runs up the wall and kick him several time in mid air, then wraps my legs around Mr. Bean and snaps his neck. Jumps off of Mr. Bean and lands on the floor*
:D
South Lizasauria
12-03-2007, 08:19
*pulls out an AK rifle, starts firing at Mr. Bean, runs up the wall and kick him several time in mid air, then wraps my legs around Mr. Bean and snaps his neck. Jumps off of Mr. Bean and lands on the floor*
:D
Mr. Bean: *pulls out lightsaber and starts chasing Wilgrove* Come back!!!
Wilgrove
12-03-2007, 08:21
Mr. Bean: *pulls out lightsaber and starts chasing Wilgrove* Come back!!!
He's dead, I snapped his neck, usually when you snap people's neck, they die.
South Lizasauria
12-03-2007, 08:22
He's dead, I snapped his neck, usually when you snap people's neck, they die.
Dude he's a Jedi, he would have avoided it by getting out of attack range then using his lightsaber to maim you. :p
Cyrian space
12-03-2007, 08:22
Wow. You've actually come up with the only thing that could make star wars a worse farce than Jar jar made it.
South Lizasauria
12-03-2007, 08:23
Wow. You've actually come up with the only thing that could make star wars a worse farce than Jar jar made it.
To make it better lets make Arnold Schwarzenegger, Jacki Chan, and Jet Li Jedi's too.
Wilgrove
12-03-2007, 08:24
Dude he's a Jedi, he would have avoided it by getting out of attack range then using his lightsaber to maim you. :p
Oh yea?! *Calls the Architect and has Mr. Bean jack removed in the real, he dies*
:D
Wilgrove
12-03-2007, 08:24
To make it better lets make Arnold Schwarzenegger, Jacki Chan, and Jet Li Jedi's too.
No, Jacki Chan and Jet Li would be better suited in the Matrix films, since they do alot of Kung Fu films themselves. You can have Arnold.
Wow. You've actually come up with the only thing that could make star wars a worse farce than Jar jar made it.
They should do another Christmas Special. With Jar Jar!
Wilgrove
12-03-2007, 08:27
They should do another Christmas Special. With Jar Jar!
Will Santa get to push him out of the sleigh in mid flight?
South Lizasauria
12-03-2007, 08:31
No, Jacki Chan and Jet Li would be better suited in the Matrix films, since they do alot of Kung Fu films themselves. You can have Arnold.
Dude, if they were Jedis they'd be doing backflips and all sorts of acrobatic force/saber stunts. And deflecting laser blasts in slow motion. The Jedi scenes would be on steroids.
South Lizasauria
12-03-2007, 08:32
Wait, the force is telling me something....*rubs head* Errr. ummm... *GASPS* :eek: Mr. Bean was.....Darth Plagous the wise! :eek:
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
South Lizasauria
12-03-2007, 08:34
(Uncle Sam turned to the dark side)
Sam: Succumb to the radical side of the political spectrum, release you ager and bias, and think only of your messed up agendas no matter who it will hurt and soon your transformation will be complete. *imperial march comes on*
Bush as a Sith lord (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BP_EJ9Tyhmo)
Non Aligned States
12-03-2007, 08:35
LG as a jedi master would be scarier. He'd use the force and mud in ways that were never meant to be....
"Do not underestimate the power of the Mud Side!"
*shudders*
Harlesburg
12-03-2007, 10:18
*Drives yellow mini around*
Lunatic Goofballs
12-03-2007, 10:34
LG as a jedi master would be scarier. He'd use the force and mud in ways that were never meant to be....
"Do not underestimate the power of the Mud Side!"
*shudders*
My groin can deflect lightsaber strikes. :D
Boonytopia
12-03-2007, 11:35
Mr. Bean is an idiot.
*runs*
I agree.
Non Aligned States
12-03-2007, 11:54
My groin can deflect lightsaber strikes. :D
Maybe because that's where you keep yours....:eek:
The Infinite Dunes
12-03-2007, 12:24
(Uncle Sam turned to the dark side)
Sam: Succumb to the radical side of the political spectrum, release you ager and bias, and think only of your messed up agendas no matter who it will hurt and soon your transformation will be complete. *imperial march comes on*
Bush as a Sith lord (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BP_EJ9Tyhmo)Oh no! It's Darth Hideous.
Seathornia
12-03-2007, 13:28
Bush as a Sith lord (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BP_EJ9Tyhmo)
You have found weapons of mass destruction.
Also, why does he have a green lightsabre while the freer of slaves has a red lightsabre? I mean, one would imagine that any jedi who immediately resorts to combat should have a red lightsabre and be evil.
Lunatic Goofballs
12-03-2007, 13:32
You have found weapons of mass destruction.
Also, why does he have a green lightsabre while the freer of slaves has a red lightsabre? I mean, one would imagine that any jedi who immediately resorts to combat should have a red lightsabre and be evil.
And why a taco? Why? WHY??? :(
Star Wars needs moar KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!