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What do you think he'd look like, act like and be like?

A white Republican billionaire from Utah who is morbidly obese, loves guns, cheeseburgers, hates the French, loves Jesus, and thinks only he matters.

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He already is isn't he?

A white Republican billionaire from Utah who is morbidly obese, loves guns, cheeseburgers, hates the French, loves Jesus, and thinks only he matters.

You forgot about the SUV part.

What do you think he'd look like, act like and be like?

Remember in the movie Terminator 2 when the T-1000 fell into the molten steel and went nuts, perpetually shifting into all sorts of forms it had taken, and constantly morphing with no rhyme or reason to it?

Uncle Sam would be kind of like that except eating nachos. :)

You forgot about him driving a SUV.Shit!

And he drives a black Cadillac Escalade or Hummer H1.

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He already is isn't he?

Well I don't see him expressing any traits America has. Like the morbidly obese part. :p

I think he'd be emo and be one of those types who doesn't care and lets bad stuff happen to him. :rolleyes:

That hard-drinking asshole at parties who heckles other people because he's piss drunk.

I think he'd be the selfish gothic/emo types who hurts himself to get attention and because of his problems and he'd also be the kind of person who doesn't care about his own welfare or anyone elses' just as long as he feels good, he'd be a bully who takes advantage of others, possible a sociopath and he'd be triggerhappy.

Edit: Oh, and he'd overspend all the time as well.

Well I don't see him expressing any traits America has. Like the morbidly obese part. :p

It's true that - you want to get a sensibly sized personification:
John Bull:
http://www.historic-uk.com/CultureUK/JohnBull.jpg
Personifying:
http://cgmg.jour.city.ac.uk/images/photos/obesity2.jpg

It's true that - you want to get a sensibly sized personification:
John Bull:
http://www.historic-uk.com/CultureUK/JohnBull.jpg
Personifying:
http://cgmg.jour.city.ac.uk/images/photos/obesity2.jpg

Thats funny and gross at the same time... :p

Emo directly contradicts bully.

Ok a masochist bully? :confused:

I think he'd be the selfish gothic/emo types who hurts himself to get attention and because of his problems and he'd also be the kind of person who doesn't care about his own welfare or anyone elses' just as long as he feels good, he'd be a bully who takes advantage of others, possible a sociopath and he'd be triggerhappy.

Edit: Oh, and he'd overspend all the time as well.

Emo directly contradicts bully.

Shit!

And he drives a black Cadillac Escalade or Hummer H1.

Nah, he'd drive a streched hummer.

Remember in the movie Terminator 2 when the T-1000 fell into the molten steel and went nuts, perpetually shifting into all sorts of forms it had taken, and constantly morphing with no rhyme or reason to it?

Uncle Sam would be kind of like that except eating nachos. :)

Not just normal nachos, Doritos. The all-pervasive foodstuff.

Nah, he'd drive a streched hummer.He'd probably be driven in it, too. The lazy bastard.

Nah, he'd drive a streched hummer.

No!


A hybrid...



















Escalade-Hummer. :D

dunno, but to be the personification of any country he'd need to have serious multiple personality disorder.

What do you think he'd look like, act like and be like?

Dunno, but he's about to get hit on the back of the head with a 2x4 for personifying such a messed up country.

He'd be a man fallen from grace in front of God, have a big stick, cussing alot, and be looking at porn all of the time. I wish I lived in the 40's when America was what it was supposed to be.

dunno, but to be the personification of any country he'd need to have serious multiple personality disorder.

Full agreement.

*plus my doritos comment, in the case of America.

dunno, but to be the personification of any country he'd need to have serious multiple personality disorder.

LOL he has a Dr. Jackal Mr. hyde personality in which one moment he's democrat and the next he's republican. Heck, that makes him evil ALL the time. :eek:

A white Republican billionaire from Utah who is morbidly obese, loves guns, cheeseburgers, hates the French, loves Jesus, and thinks only he matters.No, more like a obscenly wealthy, white man, in a White Suit, dislikes 'coloreds', shoots his hunting partners, and has a few bastards of his own.

A drunk.

He'd look exactly like George W Bush

LOL he has a Dr. Jackal Mr. hyde personality in which one moment he's democrat and the next he's republican. Heck, that makes him evil ALL the time. :eek:

He also has an unquenchable thirst for oil.

He'd look exactly like George W Bush

Like this?
(http://i175.photobucket.com/albums/w142/Blue_Pheasant/bush2.jpg)

I would think Uncle Sam of more as a peeping tom. I could just imagine him staring through my window as I change my clothes. He would freak me out on the same level as the burger king guy.

I wish I lived in the 40's when America was what it was supposed to be.

You mean the time frame where racism was rampant, women were forced to stay at home, anddomestic abuse was just a little *wink wink nudge nudge* don't do it again?

Anyone who thinks the 1940s was what america was supposed to be is either hopelessly dillusional, or an unapologetic mysoginistic racist.

You mean the time frame where racism was rampant, women were forced to stay at home, anddomestic abuse was just a little *wink wink nudge nudge* don't do it again?

Anyone who thinks the 1940s was what america was supposed to be is either hopelessly dillusional, or an unapologetic mysoginistic racist.

Present day.

Present day.

.....buh?

.....buh?

You mean the time frame where racism was rampant, women were forced to stay at home, anddomestic abuse was just a little *wink wink nudge nudge* don't do it again?

You wanted what time period America Sam would personify, didn't you?

You wanted what time period America Sam would personify, didn't you?

heh, funny. Though in fairness it's a little better now than it was 45ish years ago, and while I know you wee making a joke, in seriousness any comparison of now to the period before the onset of the cvil rights era is quite lacking.

heh, funny. Though in fairness it's a little better now than it was 45ish years ago, and while I know you wee making a joke, in seriousness any comparison of now to the period before the onset of the cvil rights era is quite lacking.

In my point of view modern America is more ridiculas, the Americans from 45ish ago though heavily bigoted had common sense, modern Americans where I live anyway live by a beurocratic system even when it contradicts common sense.