NationStates Jolt Archive


How stoned must you be...

Demented Hamsters
11-03-2007, 15:29
..to forget where you parked your lorry full of dope?
3 TONS of dope that is:
Lorry-load of marijuana abandoned

An abandoned consignment of marijuana with a street value of $20m (£10.3) was found in California when a policeman went to check on a stationary lorry.

The vehicle was unlocked and the engine warm, but no-one was in the cab.

The patrolman found plastic-wrapped bundles of the drug in the back of the rental vehicle near Los Angeles after smelling marijuana, AP said.

A spokesman said there were "no suspects and no real leads". Local authorities plan to destroy the drug.

"Somebody's going be in some major trouble for walking away and leaving that quantity sitting on the side of the freeway," said Sgt Telfinues Preszler Jnr of the California Highway Patrol .

"I'm glad I'm not him."

He suggested the engine might have overheated, causing the vehicle to be abandoned along with three tons of marijuana on a slip road in the city of Ontario late on Wednesday.

The drug has been turned over to the San Bernardino County Sheriff's Department, which will seek a court order to destroy it, a spokeswoman said.

A recent report estimates that despite intensive eradication plans, $35bn worth of the marijuana a year is produced in the US, making it the country's top cash crop.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/6438987.stm

My bet is the guy was off trying to find a 24 hr 7/11 where he could buy several kgs of Oreos.

Like the understatement from the cop: "Somebody's going be in some major trouble."
rather.
IL Ruffino
11-03-2007, 15:32
*drools*

EDIT: Who here thinks Cannot think of a name had some part in this?
Demented Hamsters
11-03-2007, 15:34
*drools*
That was your personal stash wasn't it, Ruffy?
IL Ruffino
11-03-2007, 15:36
That was your personal stash wasn't it, Ruffy?

My stash is hidden in gutted speakers. :)
Demented Hamsters
11-03-2007, 15:38
My stash is hidden in gutted speakers. :)
They must be big speakers.
come on - don't hold out on us. share the spliff
Kanabia
11-03-2007, 15:54
Whoever he is, he's probably dead now.
Call to power
11-03-2007, 16:14
http://home.dmv.com/~lbt/Marijuana%20in%20truck.GIF

am I only one amusing themselves with the thought of what if the truck had caught fire :D
Pyotr
11-03-2007, 16:28
$20,000,000 is only worth 10.3 pounds? When did that happen?
Ifreann
11-03-2007, 16:31
Oh shit, I knew I forgot something.
Infinite Revolution
11-03-2007, 17:11
this story shocked me to my core. i hate seeing waste, it is a terrible shame. the authorities say they are going to destroy it - that is a travesty. if i was sitting on that much weed i'd be happy as larry. the damn fool that left it needs a slap.
JuNii
11-03-2007, 17:19
http://home.dmv.com/~lbt/Marijuana%20in%20truck.GIF

am I only one amusing themselves with the thought of what if the truck had caught fire :D
"Behind me, Painstaken Barons burning drugged solders in huge piles of Whale Nets!" (http://youtube.com/watch?v=1xKd2DBekN0)
Curious Inquiry
11-03-2007, 17:21
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Dinaverg
11-03-2007, 17:25
$20,000,000 is only worth 10.3 pounds? When did that happen?

Lawl.
Greyenivol Colony
11-03-2007, 17:28
*salivates*
Minaris
11-03-2007, 17:30
http://home.dmv.com/~lbt/Marijuana%20in%20truck.GIF

am I only one amusing themselves with the thought of what if the truck had caught fire :D

Those would be some happy cops. :cool:
Northern Borders
11-03-2007, 17:34
He is either dead or in Canada right now.

3 tons of marijuana. I wonder how they destroy it, and if by fire, how stoned the guys who destroy it get.
Pure Metal
11-03-2007, 18:14
My bet is the guy was off trying to find a 24 hr 7/11 where he could buy several kgs of Oreos.

:p

damnit why didn't i find that truck!? :(
Naturality
11-03-2007, 18:23
what ever he was doing... he's in a lot of trouble.. if he isn't already dead of course.
Domici
11-03-2007, 18:37
..to forget where you parked your lorry full of dope?
3 TONS of dope that is:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/6438987.stm

My bet is the guy was off trying to find a 24 hr 7/11 where he could buy several kgs of Oreos.

Like the understatement from the cop: "Somebody's going be in some major trouble."
rather.

Didn't The Onion (http://www.theonion.com/content/node/29285) cover this ages ago?

Old News man.
Kryozerkia
11-03-2007, 18:39
Wah! How tragic! I can't believe that weed is not on the market now. If this person had been responsible, I could be smoking it now.
Cannot think of a name
11-03-2007, 19:24
*drools*

EDIT: Who here thinks Cannot think of a name had some part in this?

I ain't sayin' nuthin'.
Egg and Chips II
11-03-2007, 20:33
So, THIS is why so many people join the police... that's gonna be one hell of a party :)
Harlesburg
12-03-2007, 11:09
Lets get this straight, there is an Ontario in California?:eek:
Rotovia-
12-03-2007, 11:26
Dude, that's where I left the truck