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INSPIRED BY the family values thread. Come one, come all and vote now!

Wolves are teh pwnage

I think that the "What Animal Would You Be" thread thoroughly established that wolves are indeed teh pwnage. :p

Wolves are teh pwnage
Rip off. :p

Wolf. pwnage. you get the idea.

Can't I be a Sheepdog?

Haha that crazy coyote...when will he learn he can't get past the sheepdog. =)

Wolf. pwnage. you get the idea.

I obviously missed the thread that inspired this one. But in the animal thread I declared myself to be a dog. So, I guess I'm sort of a cross between the lion and lamb. A lambion, so to speak.


Uhm... I should insert a joke of some sort here. It's what I do. I'm at a loss though. That's alcohol for ya. Kills brain cells.

Spit roast lamb is delicious.

A panda, of course. Live for 25 years in a zoo with your every need taken care of, enjoy the adoration of millions, and have biologists persuade you to have sex in every kinky way possible.

There's an option other than Wolves?

I am a Lion or more a Lion of America a PUMA.... they can kill a wolf in a heart beat...... They have been proven to be more then a match for a wolf....and there is almost no other animal in north america except maybe a female grizzily with a cub who will even stand up to them.

I am a Lion or more a Lion of America a PUMA.... they can kill a wolf in a heart beat...... They have been proven to be more then a match for a wolf....and there is almost no other animal in north america except maybe a female grizzily with a cub who will even stand up to them.
And they're so cute! I want one!

BTW, you spelled your sig quote's name wrong. It's Stuart.

I really have no idea what you're talikng about..

Lamb is yummy, though.

a hybrid probably

The analogy doesn't work. Most lambs are slaughtered before they reach full maturity, whereas lion's have a life expectancy of up to 30 years.

A lion, if it's going to have a shorter life.

a lamb because I’m not 13

I am a Lion or more a Lion of America a PUMA.... they can kill a wolf in a heart beat...... They have been proven to be more then a match for a wolf....and there is almost no other animal in north america except maybe a female grizzily with a cub who will even stand up to them.

Pumas can't stand up to wolves, or bears, or wolverines, or even humans. They're the most pathetic large predators on the planet.

Pumas can't stand up to wolves, or bears, or wolverines, or even humans. They're the most pathetic large predators on the planet.
*watches idly as Cthulhu gets mauled by a 600lb puma*

Wolf. Rawr.

*watches idly as Cthulhu gets mauled by a 600lb puma*

*scares puma with Yorkshire terrier*

*watches idly as Cthulhu gets mauled by a 600lb puma*

Pumas don't top 250 lbs. They're not that big, and can be scared away simply by raising your arms and shouting.

i seem to recall "family values" are something humans learned FROM wolves!

(NOT from lions nor lambs nor any such combination thereof)

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Pumas don't top 250 lbs. They're not that big, and can be scared away simply by raising your arms and shouting.
Let's call it even at 425.

Anyway, let's see YOU go out there and try that.

wolverine.

Second to wolf as far as real-life animal pwnage goes.

The analogy doesn't work. Most lambs are slaughtered before they reach full maturity, whereas lion's have a life expectancy of up to 30 years.

I suspect the intended dichotemy is supposed to be between being fierce and proud, but short-lived, or being peaceful and meek, but living a long life; 'lion' or 'lamb.' :-P Does anyone get metaphor anymore?

There's only one choice: http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y223/GermanNightmare/wolf.jpg

I suspect the intended dichotemy is supposed to be between being fierce and proud, but short-lived, or being peaceful and meek, but living a long life; 'lion' or 'lamb.' :-P Does anyone get metaphor anymore?

But sheep have like a ten year lifespan normally. So it's fierce, proud, and long-lived, or peaceful, meek, and short-lived.

Pumas can't stand up to wolves, or bears, or wolverines, or even humans. They're the most pathetic large predators on the planet.

Pumas are pussies (:p) compared to Bobcats and Mountain Lions. If he's basing his facts off that show that showed what would happen if predators faced off, then that's reaching. The wolf lost because the cat kicked him lol...nevermind wolves can chew through 3 industrial strength chain linked fences stacked against each other.

Seriously I could kill a Puma simply by bear hugging the dumb thing because they like to pounce on prey. Assuming it doesn't run away like they normally do.

this is all very like 300. all the movie's speeches about freedom irritated the hell out of me. although Leonidas's comments on kneeling were amusing.

i'm greek, but i'm not spartan. definitely a lamb.

Wolf. The only reason why the puma won was because wolves are designed as pack animals, not solitary animals. They attack in groups. That's why they aren't that fast. Don't need to be. They basically swarm prey and weaken it until it collapses. It's like asking who would be better at their sport? A boxer or a baseball player without the team.

Why live in fear when you can LIVE for a day? The lamb would prpbably die of a heart attack in thirty seconds. Pussies.

Wolf. The only reason why the puma won was because wolves are designed as pack animals, not solitary animals. They attack in groups. That's why they aren't that fast. Don't need to be. They basically swarm prey and weaken it until it collapses. It's like asking who would be better at their sport? A boxer or a baseball player without the team.

Why live in fear when you can LIVE for a day? The lamb would prpbably die of a heart attack in thirty seconds. Pussies.

it's the part about only living for a day that's the problem. and probably die in thirty second means there's also probability that the lamb won't die. and live for 1000 days as the OP wrote.

Looks like it's a black day for lions and sheep alike...

The pack goes hunting tonight!!!

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y223/GermanNightmare/Vollmond.jpg

Madness?This IS SPARTAAAA!

Best line ever. :D
agreed :D.

i loved how (most) of the movie was exactly how frank miller drew it. but that scene is so much better in the movie cause you can't yell like that in 2D!

this is all very like 300. all the movie's speeches about freedom irritated the hell out of me. although Leonidas's comments on kneeling were amusing.

i'm greek, but i'm not spartan. definitely a lamb.

Madness?This IS SPARTAAAA!

Best line ever. :D

Looks like it's a black day for lions and sheep alike...

The pack goes hunting tonight!!!

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y223/GermanNightmare/Vollmond.jpg

Hate to burst your bubble, but it's currently a half-moon.

A waning half-moon. :p

Hate to burst your bubble, but it's currently a half-moon.

A waning half-moon. :p
A-woof?

Pumas are pussies (:p) compared to Bobcats and Mountain Lions. If he's basing his facts off that show that showed what would happen if predators faced off, then that's reaching. The wolf lost because the cat kicked him lol...nevermind wolves can chew through 3 industrial strength chain linked fences stacked against each other.


A puma is a mountain lion.

Tsetse fly. Just because of the name. :)