NationStates Jolt Archive


love song punnage

South Lizasauria
11-03-2007, 06:31
Would a pregnant woman singing "what is love? BABY don't hurt me no more" before she goes into labor funny song punnage?
Greyenivol Colony
11-03-2007, 06:40
http://mondotees.com/ProductImages/Whatchoo.jpg
South Lizasauria
11-03-2007, 06:46
http://mondotees.com/ProductImages/Whatchoo.jpg

http://www.starterupsteve.com/flash/html/love.shtml

Would a woman singing that song before or during labor be funny?
Boonytopia
11-03-2007, 07:00
No.
Greyenivol Colony
11-03-2007, 07:03
http://www.starterupsteve.com/flash/html/love.shtml

Would a woman singing that song before or during labor be funny?

Lizasauria, have you ever heard a human sing while giving birth? No? No! That's just ridiculous, you cannot sing while giving birth.
South Lizasauria
11-03-2007, 07:09
Lizasauria, have you ever heard a human sing while giving birth? No? No! That's just ridiculous, you cannot sing while giving birth.

Am I only only one here who finds ridiculous funny? :confused:
MuhOre
11-03-2007, 07:16
Am I only only one here who finds ridiculous funny? :confused:

Yup. =)

Plus her singing would be akin....*GET THIS ****ING THING OUT OF ME! GET OUT OF HERE! BEFORE I HURT THIS BABY SOME MORE!*

Or so TV shows it....while maintaining this baby hurting thing topic of yours.
South Lizasauria
11-03-2007, 07:29
Yup. =)

Plus her singing would be akin....*GET THIS ****ING THING OUT OF ME! GET OUT OF HERE! BEFORE I HURT THIS BABY SOME MORE!*

Or so TV shows it....while maintaining this baby hurting thing topic of yours.

How is she hurting it? Its my understanding that the baby does all the hurting. Hence me coming up with the 'BABY DON'T HURT ME' song pun.
MuhOre
11-03-2007, 07:33
How is she hurting it? Its my understanding that the baby does all the hurting. Hence me coming up with the 'BABY DON'T HURT ME' song pun.

I meant that the mother feels a need to harm the baby at that point...

seriously though, the pun thing isn't very funny. Although you could try the morning crowd and see how they react to it.
South Lizasauria
11-03-2007, 07:38
I meant that the mother feels a need to harm the baby at that point...

seriously though, the pun thing isn't very funny. Although you could try the morning crowd and see how they react to it.

I've heard of cases where some women were glad when the pains started because they were anxious to become a parent.
Mikesburg
11-03-2007, 08:06
Dude. That just isn't funny.




It's not.






Don't hurt me.

No more.
Myotisinia
11-03-2007, 09:07
I'm thinking someone should come up with a song called "I Want An Epidural".

Just a thought. Don't mind me.
Greyenivol Colony
11-03-2007, 09:23
Being born is apparently the most traumatic thing most people will ever go through in their life. The late development of long term memory was an advantage evolved in the higher mammals, if we were born with a full capacity for memory we would all have permenant PTS.
Anti-Social Darwinism
11-03-2007, 10:00
http://www.starterupsteve.com/flash/html/love.shtml

Would a woman singing that song before or during labor be funny?

That would not be a "silent birth."

Not funny, much like Murphy Brown singing "You Make Me Feel Like a Natural Woman" after giving birth to her son. Ew.
IL Ruffino
11-03-2007, 10:02
How sexist.