NationStates Jolt Archive


Redux For Dummies.

Lunatic Goofballs
10-03-2007, 21:31
Long ago, I made a thread called: For Dummies (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=496638).

I kind of liked it, but rather than gravedig, I'm doing a Redux For Dummies. :)

Here are some 'For Dummies' books I'd like to see:

Surviving The Zombie Horde For Dummies.
Licking Stamps For Dummies
Defusing IEDs With Your Toes For Dummies.
Ventriloquism For Dummies.
Russian Reversal Jokes For Dummies.
Stuff For Dummies.
The Truth of Lunatic Goofballs' Plot For Global Conquest And His Attempts To Lower Resistance To His Rule By Spreading The Seeds Of Lunacy Over Heavily Trafficked Forums And Warping The Impressionable Minds Of The Next Generation For Dummies. :eek:
Cat Tossing For Dummies
Incurring The Lord God's Wrath For Dummies.
Cleaning Beverage Spray Off Monitors For Dummies.

:)
Call to power
10-03-2007, 21:37
they already made mine :( (http://www.amazon.com/Sex-Dummies-Dr-Ruth-Westheimer/dp/1568843844)
Gun Manufacturers
10-03-2007, 21:38
Here's some of my suggestions:

Pouring Water Out Of A Boot With The Instructions On The Heel For Dummies
Juggling Flaming Chainsaws for Dummies (a package set with 3rd Degree Burns For Dummies, and Re-attaching Severed Limbs For Dummies).
The Idiot's Guide to For Dummies books
IL Ruffino
10-03-2007, 21:42
Marketing For Dummies.
Thewayoftheclosedfist
10-03-2007, 21:54
Spealeng 4 domys
(that's spelling for dummies if you can not decode it)
Drunk commies deleted
10-03-2007, 21:55
Automobile crash testing for dummies.
Hydesland
10-03-2007, 21:57
Uh, my posts in that thread were so bad (I was only 15 then though), i feel embaressed.
Hydesland
10-03-2007, 21:59
Boosting your confidence in your intelligence, for dummies :p .
New Burmesia
10-03-2007, 23:06
I thought for a second it said Redox for dummies.
Ifreann
10-03-2007, 23:23
Vagina Euphemisms for Dummies, now with Roast Beef.
Poitter
10-03-2007, 23:23
Nuclear Weapons for Dummies: Special Iranian Edition
Gauthier
10-03-2007, 23:25
Islam for Dummies
Running the United States for Dummies (A MUST READ)
American Idol for Dummies
Deep World
10-03-2007, 23:26
I was going to come up with something, but "Idiot's Guide to For Dummies Books" kind of takes the cake.
Dinaverg
10-03-2007, 23:28
Dummying (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dummy_%28football%29) for Dummies?
Poitter
10-03-2007, 23:33
Bashing your head against a wall for Dummies :headbang:

Nation States For Dummies

now for one that'll get me in trouble

Naive political views for Dummies: NSG Edition
Pure Metal
10-03-2007, 23:41
Masturbation For Dummies :)
Pop-up Anatomy For Dummies
Death By Dummies...
Ifreann
10-03-2007, 23:42
Masturbation For Dummies :)

I'd buy it for the lawl.
Rejistania
10-03-2007, 23:43
Installing Debian/HURD for Dummies

(Basically, the typical Dummy would need to install another OS first and under that one do everything via command-line)

Taming lions for dummies

Not believing everything the TV says for Dummies

Intelligence for dummies
Harlesburg
10-03-2007, 23:46
Long ago, I made a thread called: For Dummies (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=496638).

I kind of liked it, but rather than gravedig, I'm doing a Redux For Dummies. :)

Here are some 'For Dummies' books I'd like to see:

Surviving The Zombie Horde For Dummies.
Licking Stamps For Dummies
Defusing IEDs With Your Toes For Dummies.
Ventriloquism For Dummies.
Russian Reversal Jokes For Dummies.
Stuff For Dummies.
The Truth of Lunatic Goofballs' Plot For Global Conquest And His Attempts To Lower Resistance To His Rule By Spreading The Seeds Of Lunacy Over Heavily Trafficked Forums And Warping The Impressionable Minds Of The Next Generation For Dummies. :eek:
Cat Tossing For Dummies
Incurring The Lord God's Wrath For Dummies.
Cleaning Beverage Spray Off Monitors For Dummies.

:)
Remember i do.
Darknovae
11-03-2007, 00:35
Vagina Euphemisms for Dummies, now with Roast Beef.

:p

Reading For Dummies.
US Presidency for Dummies.
US Politics for dummies.
Christian Fundamentalism and its grip on American Politics For Dummies.
Eighth Grade Drama and Gossip for Dummies.

Last one is dedicated to my little sister. :p
Darknovae
11-03-2007, 00:39
Already done - it's called the Darwin Awards. ;)

Darwin Awards For Dummies! :)
Minaris
11-03-2007, 00:40
:p

Reading For Dummies.
US Presidency for Dummies.
US Politics for dummies.
Christian Fundamentalism and its grip on American Politics For Dummies.
Eighth Grade Drama and Gossip for Dummies.

Last one is dedicated to my little sister. :p

Pancakeism for Dummies.
Syrupism for Dummies
I V Stalin
11-03-2007, 00:41
Death By Dummies...
Already done - it's called the Darwin Awards. ;)
Rhaomi
11-03-2007, 00:43
*shining light from heaven*

http://www.signgenerator.org/books/dummies/

*Hallelujah Chorus*

Have fun. :p
Ifreann
11-03-2007, 00:45
:p

Reading For Dummies.
US Presidency for Dummies.
US Politics for dummies.
Christian Fundamentalism and its grip on American Politics For Dummies.
Eighth Grade Drama and Gossip for Dummies.

Last one is dedicated to my little sister. :p

Shouting Out The Word Vagina For Dummies

Also, pancakes should be on msn.
Darknovae
11-03-2007, 00:51
Shouting Out The Word Vagina For Dummies

Also, pancakes should be on msn.

I'm on someone else's computer right now, that doesn't have MSN. :(
Ifreann
11-03-2007, 00:59
I'm on someone else's computer right now, that doesn't have MSN. :(

They'll appreciate you getting MSN for them
Imperial isa
11-03-2007, 01:14
how to shoot your foot For Dummies
IL Ruffino
11-03-2007, 01:14
Voting For Dummies
Darwin Awards For Dummies
Exomnia
11-03-2007, 01:21
Idiot's Guides for Dummies.
The Blaatschapen
11-03-2007, 01:35
Bridge for dummies :cool:
Zarakon
11-03-2007, 01:37
Writing a For Dummies Book For Dummies
Alzheimer's For Dummies (Think about the tastelessness. A for dummies book about a disease that causes brain damage...)
Darknovae
11-03-2007, 01:53
Darwin Awards For Dummies

I came up with that first. :mad:
Ifreann
11-03-2007, 01:59
I came up with that first. :mad:

Since Pancakes don't have msn Pancakes should use www.ebuddy.com.
Dexlysia
11-03-2007, 03:51
Savantism for Dummies
The Complete Fuckin' Idiot's Guide to Overcoming Poor Self-esteem
Zarakon
11-03-2007, 04:04
they already made mine :( (http://www.amazon.com/Sex-Dummies-Dr-Ruth-Westheimer/dp/1568843844)

Hey! Ruth Westheimer. The Underground-Israeli-Sniper-Turned-Sex-Advice-Columnist.

No, seriously. She was an Sniper in Haganah. Which is an organization, not a city. Even though it sounds like one.
Lunatic Goofballs
11-03-2007, 05:53
*shining light from heaven*

http://www.signgenerator.org/books/dummies/

*Hallelujah Chorus*

Have fun. :p

I love you. :fluffle:

http://img237.imageshack.us/img237/9070/dummiesol6.th.jpg (http://img237.imageshack.us/my.php?image=dummiesol6.jpg)
Vetalia
11-03-2007, 06:06
Rampant AI for Dummies
"Skynet in 60 days or your money back!"
Posi
11-03-2007, 07:35
Installing Debian/HURD for Dummies
Why would you want HURD? I mean, sure it runs on a microkernel et all, but I cannot imagine it having anything but terrible hardware support. Do they even have an official release yet?

That said, a Installing Debian/HURD for mortals would be nice.
Posi
11-03-2007, 07:37
Credit Card Fraud for Dummies.
Thinking for Yourself For Dummies.
Yawning for Dummies for Dummies.
Myotisinia
11-03-2007, 09:01
Experimental Brain Surgery For Dummies
Repairing Propane Tanks with a Blowtorch for Dummies
Child Rearing for Dummies
How To Make Your Own Electrical Repairs Without Consulting Your Local Power Company For Dummies

and so on and so forth
Maineiacs
11-03-2007, 09:14
Suicide for Dummies

Livestock Slaughtering for Dummies

Covert Ops for Dummies

Astral Projection for Dummies

Prostitution for Dummies

Carjacking for Dummies

Tic-tac-toe for Dummies

The Complete Idiot's Guide to Meth Labs
Anti-Social Darwinism
11-03-2007, 09:16
Breathing for Dummies
The Dummy's Guide to Seeing
Myotisinia
11-03-2007, 09:25
The Complete Idiot's Guide to Meth Labs

Nice one.
Demented Hamsters
11-03-2007, 15:33
Dummies books for Dummies.

Sleeping for Dummies.

Sitting for Dummies.

Breathing for Dummies.

Redneck humour for Dummies.
IL Ruffino
11-03-2007, 15:37
Ann Coulter For Dummies.
Isidoor
11-03-2007, 15:40
i'd really like "economics for dummies" because i don't know a lot about that. i think i should just search a little bit harder because it would be weird that there isn't a book like that.
MrWho
11-03-2007, 15:47
Reading for Dummies

Stalking for Dummies

Performing Abortions for Dummies

Walking on Water for Dummies
Minaris
11-03-2007, 16:10
Gaining Intelligence for Dummies

Understanding Dummies for Dummies

Immortality for Dummies

-kinesis for Dummies
Soleichunn
11-03-2007, 16:17
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Sounding like every sentance is a question for Dummies?

Maybe sounding non-committal for or against Dummies
Minaris
11-03-2007, 16:25
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Soleichunn
11-03-2007, 16:43
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Infinite Revolution
11-03-2007, 16:46
i'd like to see 'writing a 12,000 word dissertation in under two weeks for dummies who procrastinated too long on NSG'. i'd give my right arm to see that published, as long as i get a free copy and it's published tomorrow.
The Infinite Dunes
11-03-2007, 17:33
For Dummies' books For Dummies. - now with a handy 100 page guide which helps you to find out just which of our many money grabbing books you need, if not all of them.