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Ann Coulter... for President?

East Lithuania
09-03-2007, 03:12
In the years to come, if Ms. Coulter were to run for office... your response would be.....?

EDIT: Poll up
Monkeypimp
09-03-2007, 03:12
Laughter.
Rainbowwws
09-03-2007, 03:13
SLaughter.

???
The Mindset
09-03-2007, 03:14
Laughter. If she won, then, I'd probably vacate the planet. She'd fuck up everything.
Deus Malum
09-03-2007, 03:18
???

A little bit of both. You can't spell slaughter without laughter, after all.
Dexlysia
09-03-2007, 03:20
Vomit.
Pyotr
09-03-2007, 03:25
I would emigrate to an isolated predominately Christian country that has absolutely no oil.
Soviet Haaregrad
09-03-2007, 03:26
I'd be happy, I'd like to see nothing more then the Republicans commit political suicide. Four years later their might even be a real left wing party when the moderate right and the center-right democrats fuck things up and people realize socialism isn't a bogeyman.
Maraque
09-03-2007, 03:29
Canada's population would rise 500% as 150,000,000 Americans ran across the border.
Mattybee
09-03-2007, 03:30
Canada would be thrilled with all the emigration.
Hynation
09-03-2007, 03:30
Im not sure Coulter actually believes women have the technical ability to govern the people. She's rather an traditionalist is the highest of senses. She blamed female voters for the loss of conservative canidates in past elections.
Haneastic
09-03-2007, 03:33
Probably cry that she got the Republian nomination but then smile knowing she didn't have a chance in hell in winning
Hamilay
09-03-2007, 03:33
All right, own up, who voted for option 1?
Neo Kervoskia
09-03-2007, 03:36
You won't succeed on Broadway if you don't any Jews.
Utracia
09-03-2007, 03:38
You'll get alot of use for this:

http://i105.photobucket.com/albums/m209/gswelcome/thStressMotivator.jpg
Good Lifes
09-03-2007, 03:42
It would make me long for Hillary. And that's bad.
Mentholyptus
09-03-2007, 03:46
By the way, that poll needs a "I would not vote for her out of concern for the safety of myself and my loved ones."

I would say "go immediately to Canada," but I fear that wouldn't be safe territory for long. I guess I'd head for Switzerland: I could probably get some sort of job at CERN (after getting my physics degree...still working on that), and you just can't conquer Switzerland.
Vegan Nuts
09-03-2007, 03:54
Laughter. If she won, then, I'd probably vacate the planet. She'd fuck up everything.

seconded. if she won I'd promptly start producing revolutionary pamphlets and attempt to sucede from the union.
Vegan Nuts
09-03-2007, 03:55
I would emigrate to an isolated predominately Christian country that has absolutely no oil.

:fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle:
Zexaland
09-03-2007, 04:05
Ann Coulter rolls a critical failure 1 when it comes to being politically relevant; event would never happen.
Congo--Kinshasa
09-03-2007, 04:11
I would seize power in Minnesota, pull a Tshombe, and secede from the Union.
Utracia
09-03-2007, 04:15
I would seize power in Minnesota, pull a Tshombe, and secede from the Union.

Al Franken is running for Senate in Minnesota would you give him a position in your new government?
UpwardThrust
09-03-2007, 04:32
I would seize power in Minnesota, pull a Tshombe, and secede from the Union.

Ill bring the middle of minnesota with me!
Hamilay
09-03-2007, 04:34
By the way, that poll needs a "I would not vote for her out of concern for the safety of myself and my loved ones."

I would say "go immediately to Canada," but I fear that wouldn't be safe territory for long. I guess I'd head for Switzerland: I could probably get some sort of job at CERN (after getting my physics degree...still working on that), and you just can't conquer Switzerland.
What about a "I would vote for her out of concern for the safety of myself and my loved ones"? :p
Congo--Kinshasa
09-03-2007, 04:53
Al Franken is running for Senate in Minnesota would you give him a position in your new government?

Yes.
Congo--Kinshasa
09-03-2007, 04:54
Ill bring the middle of minnesota with me!

Nah, I'll just appoint you mayor of whatever city you live in. Or appoint you to my cabinet. :p
Chumblywumbly
09-03-2007, 05:00
IIRC, Coulter has advocated the repealing of female suffrage. I assume she wouldn’t therefore support a female president.

Then again, that is assuming she has consistent, logical political beliefs...
Congo--Kinshasa
09-03-2007, 05:24
IIRC, Coulter has advocated the repealing of female suffrage.

She has.

Then again, that is assuming she has consistent, logical political beliefs...

She doesn't.
Similization
09-03-2007, 05:38
Assuming I could vote, I'd vote for her. Consider it payback for your assholish foreign policy.
Maraque
09-03-2007, 05:44
Assuming I could vote, I'd vote for her. Consider it payback for your assholish foreign policy.:confused:

Irony.
Relyc
09-03-2007, 05:48
Oh, I was scared that she had announced candidacy. Don't do that to me.
IL Ruffino
09-03-2007, 05:48
She wouldn't even get on the ballot.
Layarteb
09-03-2007, 05:52
I like her (and I'm not Republican).
Maraque
09-03-2007, 05:54
I like her (and I'm not Republican).:eek:

My eyes! I can't believe my eyes. They are bleeding.
Layarteb
09-03-2007, 05:56
:eek:

My eyes! I can't believe my eyes. They are bleeding.

Ehhh it's alright to hate her but god forbid someone actually likes her and feels that it's good she exercises her right to free speech and gives a proverbial middle finger to political correctness...heaven's forbid...
Daistallia 2104
09-03-2007, 06:04
Ehhh it's alright to hate her but god forbid someone actually likes her and feels that it's good she exercises her right to free speech and gives a proverbial middle finger to political correctness...heaven's forbid...

To that I'll add the oft quoted (and generally mis-attributed): "I do not agree with what you have to say, but I'll defend to the death your right to say it."
IL Ruffino
09-03-2007, 06:05
Ehhh it's alright to hate her but god forbid someone actually likes her and feels that it's good she exercises her right to free speech and gives a proverbial middle finger to political correctness...heaven's forbid...

I'm on your side. Damn liberals.
MrMopar
09-03-2007, 06:06
I'd start laughing, then suddenly stop, think about what might happen if she won, and then piss my pants.
Hamilay
09-03-2007, 06:08
Ehhh it's alright to hate her but god forbid someone actually likes her and feels that it's good she exercises her right to free speech and gives a proverbial middle finger to political correctness...heaven's forbid...
So does Fred Phelps...
Dobbsworld
09-03-2007, 06:11
To that I'll add the oft quoted (and generally mis-attributed): "I do not agree with what you have to say, but I'll defend to the death your right to say it."

I've never really bought that old chestnut.
Curious Inquiry
09-03-2007, 06:20
At least it would get her shot :p
Curious Inquiry
09-03-2007, 06:26
:eek:

My eyes! I can't believe my eyes. They are bleeding.

Layarteb is Betrayal speeled backwards :rolleyes:
Curious Inquiry
09-03-2007, 06:27
Just make sure the bullet is silver, though...

No, that's werewolves :D
Congo--Kinshasa
09-03-2007, 06:28
At least it would get her shot :p

Just make sure the bullet is silver, though...
Congo--Kinshasa
09-03-2007, 06:32
No, that's werewolves :D

There's a difference!? :eek:
Delator
09-03-2007, 06:32
I would seize power in Minnesota, pull a Tshombe, and secede from the Union.

Ill bring the middle of minnesota with me!

Hey guys, wait up!!!

:p
Curious Inquiry
09-03-2007, 06:33
There's a difference!? :eek:

I like werewolves. I often wish I were one. I've never wished I were Ann Coulter /gag
Congo--Kinshasa
09-03-2007, 06:34
Hey guys, wait up!!!

:p

Don't worry, we'll help "liberate" Wisconsin and put you in charge. ;)
Delator
09-03-2007, 06:35
Don't worry, we'll help "liberate" Wisconsin and put you in charge. ;)

W00t!

Free cheese curds for all!

:p
Maraque
09-03-2007, 06:38
While you're at it, could you liberate New York too? And... you know, install a certain someone as ruler. ;)
Congo--Kinshasa
09-03-2007, 06:39
W00t!

Free cheese curds for all!

:p

w00t! Cheese curds FTW!
The Brevious
09-03-2007, 07:32
In the years to come, if Ms. Coulter were to run for office... your response would be.....?

EDIT: Poll up

Yeah, uhm ...psycho hosebeast.
http://www.ramdac.org/images/anncoulter1.jpg
Similization
09-03-2007, 08:46
:confused:

Irony.I'm betting she'd either keep you lot too busy fighting your own civil war, or at least too poor to terrorise the rest of us ;)
Boonytopia
09-03-2007, 08:56
If she was elected, at least Australia would stop sucking up to the USA as much (I would really hope so anyway).
Maraque
09-03-2007, 09:13
I'm betting she'd either keep you lot too busy fighting your own civil war, or at least too poor to terrorise the rest of us ;)She'd turn everyone into an uber-brainwashed super soldier and attack TEH WRLD WIT HER UBER MIGHT!

:eek:
Ponista
09-03-2007, 09:16
I'm still thinking that Ann Coulter is some kind of extreme performance artist, like an Andy Kaufman type of thing where you only really get the joke years after she's dead and Sarah Silverman is starring in Shemale on the Moon: The Life of Ann Coulter.
The Gay Street Militia
09-03-2007, 09:51
_
|_| YES! I would like to help preserve the remaining dignity of the USA.
Enclosed is my $5 donation to the "Hire a band of gypsies to abduct
Anne Coulter, crush her to death under a mattress piled high with
gay men and feminists, stuff her body full of crabapple candy until
the seams start to pop, hang her like a pinata from a street lamp
outside the site of the Democratic convention, beat her candy-
bloated corpse until the candy spills out, then proceed to defecate
upon and thereafter burn her sodden husk on the convention stage"
fund.


Anne, I consign your vile, vicious approximation of a soul to the twisting nether!
IL Ruffino
09-03-2007, 10:02
_
|_| YES! I would like to help preserve the remaining dignity of the USA.
Enclosed is my $5 donation to the "Hire a band of gypsies to abduct
Anne Coulter, crush her to death under a mattress piled high with
gay men and feminists, stuff her body full of crabapple candy until
the seams start to pop, hang her like a pinata from a street lamp
outside the site of the Democratic convention, beat her candy-
bloated corpse until the candy spills out, then proceed to defecate
upon and thereafter burn her sodden husk on the convention stage"
fund.


Anne, I consign your vile, vicious approximation of a soul to the twisting nether!

But how do you feel about Ann Coulter?
Allanea
09-03-2007, 10:12
In the years to come, if Ms. Coulter were to run for office... your response would be.....?

EDIT: Poll up

I'd vote for Ann (I think she's win), but I'd think Ron Paul would be a better candidate if he ran as a Republican.
Domici
09-03-2007, 13:53
In the years to come, if Ms. Coulter were to run for office... your response would be.....?

EDIT: Poll up

I'd be ambivalent. Yes she would ruin the country, but she would also ruin conservatism. She's a reductio ad absurdum all by herself.

She'd be a bit like how the bombs on Hiroshima and Nagasaki destroyed the cities, but were so good for the greenery.
Curious Inquiry
09-03-2007, 14:04
I'm still thinking that Ann Coulter is some kind of extreme performance artist, like an Andy Kaufman type of thing where you only really get the joke years after she's dead and Sarah Silverman is starring in Shemale on the Moon: The Life of Ann Coulter.

An elaborate hoax perpetrated by Howard Stern *nods* Look at their pictures side by side. And we've never seen them together. Coincidence?
Andaluciae
09-03-2007, 14:05
I'd be happy, I'd like to see nothing more then the Republicans commit political suicide. Four years later their might even be a real left wing party when the moderate right and the center-right democrats fuck things up and people realize socialism isn't a bogeyman.

Hoping for a "real left wing party" in the US, is like masturbating for the third time in one hour, nothing's going to come of the wishful thinking.
Eve Online
09-03-2007, 14:44
You have to admit she has bigger balls than any of the men from either party.
UpwardThrust
09-03-2007, 15:23
You have to admit she has bigger balls than any of the men from either party.

Bigger is not always better

Sure I like to back someone with a bit of guts but there is such a thing as too much, and she exemplifies it
Eve Online
09-03-2007, 15:28
Bigger is not always better

Sure I like to back someone with a bit of guts but there is such a thing as too much, and she exemplifies it

Oh, I'm not saying it's better. But most politicians nowadays can't stick to what they say. I love the accidental remarks, and the smarming apologies and excuses we get.... wait, I hate that.
UpwardThrust
09-03-2007, 15:28
Oh, I'm not saying it's better. But most politicians nowadays can't stick to what they say. I love the accidental remarks, and the smarming apologies and excuses we get.... wait, I hate that.

Seems to be the way things go, the public mood can be fickle and they try to move fast, not be nailed down to something the opposition makes appear bad, and to change with the times

To be fair I don't blame them any more then i blame a species for adapting to their environment. but I detest the environment sometimes for forcing our leaders to essentially be like that...
Eve Online
09-03-2007, 15:33
Seems to be the way things go, the public mood can be fickle and they try to move fast, not be nailed down to something the opposition makes appear bad, and to change with the times

To be fair I don't blame them any more then i blame a species for adapting to their environment. but I detest the environment sometimes for forcing our leaders to essentially be like that...

And we have elected officials who then aren't what they say they are...
Infinite Revolution
09-03-2007, 15:55
i think if coulter got elected president i would want the world's foreign intelligence services to band together and fund/organise a coup. anything short of that would be irresponsible. if people are retarded enough to vote for someone like coulter they don't deserve democracy.
Ultraviolent Radiation
09-03-2007, 16:01
IIRC, Coulter has advocated the repealing of female suffrage. I assume she wouldn’t therefore support a female president.

Coulter's a woman???!!! :eek: :p
Deus Malum
09-03-2007, 16:49
Coulter's a woman???!!! :eek: :p

Hard to believe, I know.
Carnivorous Lickers
09-03-2007, 16:56
Laughter. If she won, then, I'd probably vacate the planet. She'd fuck up everything.

Didnt Alec Baldwin make a similar claim at one time ?

I guess this is the only place he could make a living.
Darknovae
09-03-2007, 23:50
Canada would understand why immigration is such a big issue in the USA.

And a random thought: Argentines move up north to Colombia and Brazil. Colombians and Brazilians move up to Central America. Central Americans move up to Mexico. Mexicans move up to the USA. USAmericans would flee north to Canada if Coultergeist won. Where would the Canadians go?

:p
Congo--Kinshasa
09-03-2007, 23:53
Where would the Canadians go?

:p

Greenland?
Darknovae
09-03-2007, 23:58
Greenland?

But Greenland is basically a glacier. It's colder than Canada.

Then again, Canada is colder than the southern half of the USA...
Utracia
10-03-2007, 00:00
I like her (and I'm not Republican).

You have GOT to be kidding me!?!

http://i105.photobucket.com/albums/m209/gswelcome/goggles.jpg
H N Fiddlebottoms VIII
10-03-2007, 00:08
And a random thought: Argentines move up north to Colombia and Brazil. Colombians and Brazilians move up to Central America. Central Americans move up to Mexico. Mexicans move up to the USA. USAmericans would flee north to Canada if Coultergeist won. Where would the Canadians go?
They travel northward, over the pole, and end up heading south into Russia (or Siberia, I'm too lazy to check a globe).
Andaluciae
10-03-2007, 00:10
They travel northward, over the pole, and end up heading south into Russia (or Siberia, I'm too lazy to check a globe).

And they'll find plenty of room in Russia, so the Russians won't even have to move!
Johnny B Goode
10-03-2007, 00:12
In the years to come, if Ms. Coulter were to run for office... your response would be.....?

EDIT: Poll up

No no no no no no NO!
Oh, mama mia, mama mia, mama mia, let me go.
Republicans have a real bitch put aside for me
For me, for me....
Deus Malum
10-03-2007, 00:30
No no no no no no NO!
Oh, mama mia, mama mia, mama mia, let me go.
Republicans have a real bitch put aside for me
For me, for me....

*Guitar riffs*
So you think you can stop me and spit in my eyeeeeeee,
So you think you can love me and leave me to diieeee?

I love Bohemian Rhapsody
Darknovae
10-03-2007, 00:35
They travel northward, over the pole, and end up heading south into Russia (or Siberia, I'm too lazy to check a globe).

That's what I was thinking.

But then Russia would ahve tons of "dirty Canadians", so then where would the Russians go? China? Kazakhstan? Georgia, Armenia, Azerbaijan?

:eek:
Johnny B Goode
10-03-2007, 00:43
*Guitar riffs*
So you think you can stop me and spit in my tieeeeeee,
So you think you can pander me and leave me to diieeee?

I love Bohemian Rhapsody

Edited. To fit the Coulter thing.
Eltaphilon
10-03-2007, 00:48
That's what I was thinking.

But then Russia would ahve tons of "dirty Canadians", so then where would the Russians go? China? Kazakhstan? Georgia, Armenia, Azerbaijan?

:eek:

Relax, there's plenty of Russia for everyone.
Deus Malum
10-03-2007, 00:50
Edited. To fit the Coulter thing.

Works for me.
Smurthwaite
10-03-2007, 01:05
As I read in another post earlier, "Someone should just come out and deny Ann Coulter."
Johnny B Goode
10-03-2007, 01:05
Works for me.

Oh, neocons...
Can't do this to me, neocons...
Just gotta abstain
Just gotta not vote at all...

No candidate matters
Everybody knows
No candidate matters...to me
Maineiacs
10-03-2007, 03:13
I've said it before, but it bears repeating. Mann Coulter getting himself elected would be the thing that made Maine apply to become Canada's 11th province.
Johnny B Goode
10-03-2007, 14:52
Is this the real vote?
Is this just fantasy?
Won in a landslide, no escaping reality
Open your eyes, look up to the skies, and see…
Dems are the poor men, they need no sympathy
Because they’re easy come, easy go
Little high, little low
Anyway the vote goes
Doesn’t really matter to me
To me…

Mama…
My vote was cast
Sends shivers down my spine, mind is aching all the time
Goodbye, common sense
I had to go
Guess I left it all behind to face the truth…
Mama…ooo…anyway the vote goes
I don’t wanna try
I sometimes wish I’d never tried to vote at all….

I see a very little politician man
President Bush, President Bush, do you deny the issues?
Mudslinging and pandering
Very very frightening me
President Bush
Senator Kerry
President Bush
Senator Kerry
President Bush President Bush President Bush is a liar
Obvious-us-us-us
Dems are the poor men, the public doesn’t love them
Dems are just poor men, who tried to run for office
Spare them their lives from this humiliation
Easy come, easy go, will you let us go

No way, men! NAAHHHH!!!!
We will not let you go! Let them go!
No way, men! NAAHHHH!!!!
We will not let you go! Let them go!
No way, men! NAAHHHH!!!!
We will not let you go! Let us go!
Will not let you go! Let us go!
Will not let you go! Let us go!
Will not let us go! Let us go!
O-o-o

No no no no no no NO!
Oh, mama mia, mama mia, mama mia, let me go.
Republicans have a real bitch put aside for me
For me, for me....

So you think you can stop me and spit in my tie
So you think you can pander me and leave me to die?

Oh, neocons...
Can't do this to me, neocons...
Just gotta abstain
Just gotta not vote at all...

No candidate matters
Everybody knows
No candidate matters...to me
Refused-Party-Program
10-03-2007, 14:57
And they'll find plenty of room in Russia, so the Russians won't even have to move!

Everyone wins!
Dinaverg
10-03-2007, 15:36
We'd remove the 'honorary' from Michigan's "Honorary Canadian Province".
Johnny B Goode
10-03-2007, 15:48
We'd remove the 'honorary' from Michigan's "Honorary Canadian Province".

Lolz.
Darknovae
10-03-2007, 16:09
Is this the real vote?
Is this just fantasy?
Won in a landslide, no escaping reality
Open your eyes, look up to the skies, and see…
Dems are the poor men, they need no sympathy
Because they’re easy come, easy go
Little high, little low
Anyway the vote goes
Doesn’t really matter to me
To me…

Mama…
My vote was cast
Sends shivers down my spine, mind is aching all the time
Goodbye, common sense
I had to go
Guess I left it all behind to face the truth…
Mama…ooo…anyway the vote goes
I don’t wanna try
I sometimes wish I’d never tried to vote at all….

I see a very little politician man
President Bush, President Bush, do you deny the issues?
Mudslinging and pandering
Very very frightening me
President Bush
Senator Kerry
President Bush
Senator Kerry
President Bush President Bush President Bush is a liar
Obvious-us-us-us
Dems are the poor men, the public doesn’t love them
Dems are just poor men, who tried to run for office
Spare them their lives from this humiliation
Easy come, easy go, will you let us go

No way, men! NAAHHHH!!!!
We will not let you go! Let them go!
No way, men! NAAHHHH!!!!
We will not let you go! Let them go!
No way, men! NAAHHHH!!!!
We will not let you go! Let us go!
Will not let you go! Let us go!
Will not let you go! Let us go!
Will not let us go! Let us go!
O-o-o

No no no no no no NO!
Oh, mama mia, mama mia, mama mia, let me go.
Republicans have a real bitch put aside for me
For me, for me....

So you think you can stop me and spit in my tie
So you think you can pander me and leave me to die?

Oh, neocons...
Can't do this to me, neocons...
Just gotta abstain
Just gotta not vote at all...

No candidate matters
Everybody knows
No candidate matters...to me
:D Best song parody I have ever heard (seen?). :D :fluffle:
San Adriano
10-03-2007, 17:03
I would emigrate to an isolated predominately Christian country that has absolutely no oil.

Tuvalu?
Gauthier
10-03-2007, 18:52
If Mann Coulter actually won a Presidential Election, Osama Bin Ladin and every other jihadi in the world would have an even bigger mass orgasm than they did when Il Douche started to invade Iraq to avenge Daddy.
Gauthier
10-03-2007, 18:52
Tuvalu?

Well, Tuvalu is sinking on its own so that would kind of save President Mann Coulter from nuking it.
JuNii
10-03-2007, 19:32
In the years to come, if Ms. Coulter were to run for office... your response would be.....?

EDIT: Poll up

Cheer!
Finally, someone Nader could beat!
:p
Johnny B Goode
10-03-2007, 21:27
:D Best song parody I have ever heard (seen?). :D :fluffle:

:fluffle: :fluffle:

From what I've heard, that's pretty hard to parody. And I did most of it on the spot. Thanks for the compliment, Pancake. (This is the reason you are the sexiest NSer)
Cromulent Peoples
10-03-2007, 21:56
In the years to come, if Ms. Coulter were to run for office... your response would be.....?

I'd do nothing. Coulter is a pathetic attention whore. She's like a misbehaving child, even negative attention is still attention.
Malustahn
12-03-2007, 00:17
In the years to come, if Ms. Coulter were to run for office... your response would be.....?

EDIT: Poll up

Genocide.

I think that's really the only reasonable answer. Think about it, if she's got together enough support to actually be able to run for either of the major parties there is something seriously wrong in the gene pool.:p :)
Eshara Island
12-03-2007, 00:25
Ann Coulter is the most stupidest American 'political advocate' I have ever seen.
Pyotr
12-03-2007, 00:40
Tuvalu?

I was thinking along the lines of Estonia, maybe Poland, although with Coultergeist being a nazi and all that might not be a good idea...
Luporum
12-03-2007, 00:57
Not even funny.
Zexaland
12-03-2007, 01:40
Relax, there's plenty of Russia for everyone.

In Soviet Russia, room has plenty of everyone!!
...Or something.
Congo--Kinshasa
12-03-2007, 04:29
Hard to believe, I know.

I demand proof!
Seangoli
12-03-2007, 06:52
Ill bring the middle of minnesota with me!

I shall aquire the western portion of Minnesota, then. We shall have the Minnesota Confederation! Oh, glorious indeed.