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In the years to come, if Ms. Coulter were to run for office... your response would be.....?

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Laughter.

SLaughter.

???

Laughter. If she won, then, I'd probably vacate the planet. She'd fuck up everything.

???

A little bit of both. You can't spell slaughter without laughter, after all.

Vomit.

I would emigrate to an isolated predominately Christian country that has absolutely no oil.

I'd be happy, I'd like to see nothing more then the Republicans commit political suicide. Four years later their might even be a real left wing party when the moderate right and the center-right democrats fuck things up and people realize socialism isn't a bogeyman.

Canada's population would rise 500% as 150,000,000 Americans ran across the border.

Canada would be thrilled with all the emigration.

Im not sure Coulter actually believes women have the technical ability to govern the people. She's rather an traditionalist is the highest of senses. She blamed female voters for the loss of conservative canidates in past elections.

Probably cry that she got the Republian nomination but then smile knowing she didn't have a chance in hell in winning

All right, own up, who voted for option 1?

You won't succeed on Broadway if you don't any Jews.

You'll get alot of use for this:

http://i105.photobucket.com/albums/m209/gswelcome/thStressMotivator.jpg

It would make me long for Hillary. And that's bad.

By the way, that poll needs a "I would not vote for her out of concern for the safety of myself and my loved ones."

I would say "go immediately to Canada," but I fear that wouldn't be safe territory for long. I guess I'd head for Switzerland: I could probably get some sort of job at CERN (after getting my physics degree...still working on that), and you just can't conquer Switzerland.

Laughter. If she won, then, I'd probably vacate the planet. She'd fuck up everything.

seconded. if she won I'd promptly start producing revolutionary pamphlets and attempt to sucede from the union.

I would emigrate to an isolated predominately Christian country that has absolutely no oil.

:fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle:

Ann Coulter rolls a critical failure 1 when it comes to being politically relevant; event would never happen.

I would seize power in Minnesota, pull a Tshombe, and secede from the Union.

I would seize power in Minnesota, pull a Tshombe, and secede from the Union.

Al Franken is running for Senate in Minnesota would you give him a position in your new government?

I would seize power in Minnesota, pull a Tshombe, and secede from the Union.

Ill bring the middle of minnesota with me!

By the way, that poll needs a "I would not vote for her out of concern for the safety of myself and my loved ones."

I would say "go immediately to Canada," but I fear that wouldn't be safe territory for long. I guess I'd head for Switzerland: I could probably get some sort of job at CERN (after getting my physics degree...still working on that), and you just can't conquer Switzerland.
What about a "I would vote for her out of concern for the safety of myself and my loved ones"? :p

Al Franken is running for Senate in Minnesota would you give him a position in your new government?

Yes.

Ill bring the middle of minnesota with me!

Nah, I'll just appoint you mayor of whatever city you live in. Or appoint you to my cabinet. :p

IIRC, Coulter has advocated the repealing of female suffrage. I assume she wouldn’t therefore support a female president.

Then again, that is assuming she has consistent, logical political beliefs...

IIRC, Coulter has advocated the repealing of female suffrage.

She has.

Then again, that is assuming she has consistent, logical political beliefs...

She doesn't.

Assuming I could vote, I'd vote for her. Consider it payback for your assholish foreign policy.

Assuming I could vote, I'd vote for her. Consider it payback for your assholish foreign policy.:confused:

Irony.

Oh, I was scared that she had announced candidacy. Don't do that to me.

She wouldn't even get on the ballot.

I like her (and I'm not Republican).

I like her (and I'm not Republican).:eek:

My eyes! I can't believe my eyes. They are bleeding.

:eek:

My eyes! I can't believe my eyes. They are bleeding.

Ehhh it's alright to hate her but god forbid someone actually likes her and feels that it's good she exercises her right to free speech and gives a proverbial middle finger to political correctness...heaven's forbid...

Ehhh it's alright to hate her but god forbid someone actually likes her and feels that it's good she exercises her right to free speech and gives a proverbial middle finger to political correctness...heaven's forbid...

To that I'll add the oft quoted (and generally mis-attributed): "I do not agree with what you have to say, but I'll defend to the death your right to say it."

Ehhh it's alright to hate her but god forbid someone actually likes her and feels that it's good she exercises her right to free speech and gives a proverbial middle finger to political correctness...heaven's forbid...

I'm on your side. Damn liberals.

I'd start laughing, then suddenly stop, think about what might happen if she won, and then piss my pants.

Ehhh it's alright to hate her but god forbid someone actually likes her and feels that it's good she exercises her right to free speech and gives a proverbial middle finger to political correctness...heaven's forbid...
So does Fred Phelps...

To that I'll add the oft quoted (and generally mis-attributed): "I do not agree with what you have to say, but I'll defend to the death your right to say it."

I've never really bought that old chestnut.

At least it would get her shot :p

:eek:

My eyes! I can't believe my eyes. They are bleeding.

Layarteb is Betrayal speeled backwards :rolleyes:

Just make sure the bullet is silver, though...

No, that's werewolves :D

At least it would get her shot :p

Just make sure the bullet is silver, though...

No, that's werewolves :D

There's a difference!? :eek:

I would seize power in Minnesota, pull a Tshombe, and secede from the Union.

Ill bring the middle of minnesota with me!

Hey guys, wait up!!!

:p

There's a difference!? :eek:

I like werewolves. I often wish I were one. I've never wished I were Ann Coulter /gag

Hey guys, wait up!!!

:p

Don't worry, we'll help "liberate" Wisconsin and put you in charge. ;)

Don't worry, we'll help "liberate" Wisconsin and put you in charge. ;)

W00t!

Free cheese curds for all!

:p

While you're at it, could you liberate New York too? And... you know, install a certain someone as ruler. ;)

W00t!

Free cheese curds for all!

:p

w00t! Cheese curds FTW!

In the years to come, if Ms. Coulter were to run for office... your response would be.....?

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Yeah, uhm ...psycho hosebeast.
http://www.ramdac.org/images/anncoulter1.jpg

:confused:

Irony.I'm betting she'd either keep you lot too busy fighting your own civil war, or at least too poor to terrorise the rest of us ;)

If she was elected, at least Australia would stop sucking up to the USA as much (I would really hope so anyway).

I'm betting she'd either keep you lot too busy fighting your own civil war, or at least too poor to terrorise the rest of us ;)She'd turn everyone into an uber-brainwashed super soldier and attack TEH WRLD WIT HER UBER MIGHT!

:eek:

I'm still thinking that Ann Coulter is some kind of extreme performance artist, like an Andy Kaufman type of thing where you only really get the joke years after she's dead and Sarah Silverman is starring in Shemale on the Moon: The Life of Ann Coulter.

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|_| YES! I would like to help preserve the remaining dignity of the USA.
Enclosed is my $5 donation to the "Hire a band of gypsies to abduct
Anne Coulter, crush her to death under a mattress piled high with
gay men and feminists, stuff her body full of crabapple candy until
the seams start to pop, hang her like a pinata from a street lamp
outside the site of the Democratic convention, beat her candy-
bloated corpse until the candy spills out, then proceed to defecate
upon and thereafter burn her sodden husk on the convention stage"
fund.


Anne, I consign your vile, vicious approximation of a soul to the twisting nether!

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|_| YES! I would like to help preserve the remaining dignity of the USA.
Enclosed is my $5 donation to the "Hire a band of gypsies to abduct
Anne Coulter, crush her to death under a mattress piled high with
gay men and feminists, stuff her body full of crabapple candy until
the seams start to pop, hang her like a pinata from a street lamp
outside the site of the Democratic convention, beat her candy-
bloated corpse until the candy spills out, then proceed to defecate
upon and thereafter burn her sodden husk on the convention stage"
fund.


Anne, I consign your vile, vicious approximation of a soul to the twisting nether!

But how do you feel about Ann Coulter?

In the years to come, if Ms. Coulter were to run for office... your response would be.....?

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I'd vote for Ann (I think she's win), but I'd think Ron Paul would be a better candidate if he ran as a Republican.

In the years to come, if Ms. Coulter were to run for office... your response would be.....?

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I'd be ambivalent. Yes she would ruin the country, but she would also ruin conservatism. She's a reductio ad absurdum all by herself.

She'd be a bit like how the bombs on Hiroshima and Nagasaki destroyed the cities, but were so good for the greenery.

I'm still thinking that Ann Coulter is some kind of extreme performance artist, like an Andy Kaufman type of thing where you only really get the joke years after she's dead and Sarah Silverman is starring in Shemale on the Moon: The Life of Ann Coulter.

An elaborate hoax perpetrated by Howard Stern *nods* Look at their pictures side by side. And we've never seen them together. Coincidence?

I'd be happy, I'd like to see nothing more then the Republicans commit political suicide. Four years later their might even be a real left wing party when the moderate right and the center-right democrats fuck things up and people realize socialism isn't a bogeyman.

Hoping for a "real left wing party" in the US, is like masturbating for the third time in one hour, nothing's going to come of the wishful thinking.

You have to admit she has bigger balls than any of the men from either party.

You have to admit she has bigger balls than any of the men from either party.

Bigger is not always better

Sure I like to back someone with a bit of guts but there is such a thing as too much, and she exemplifies it

Bigger is not always better

Sure I like to back someone with a bit of guts but there is such a thing as too much, and she exemplifies it

Oh, I'm not saying it's better. But most politicians nowadays can't stick to what they say. I love the accidental remarks, and the smarming apologies and excuses we get.... wait, I hate that.

Oh, I'm not saying it's better. But most politicians nowadays can't stick to what they say. I love the accidental remarks, and the smarming apologies and excuses we get.... wait, I hate that.

Seems to be the way things go, the public mood can be fickle and they try to move fast, not be nailed down to something the opposition makes appear bad, and to change with the times

To be fair I don't blame them any more then i blame a species for adapting to their environment. but I detest the environment sometimes for forcing our leaders to essentially be like that...

Seems to be the way things go, the public mood can be fickle and they try to move fast, not be nailed down to something the opposition makes appear bad, and to change with the times

To be fair I don't blame them any more then i blame a species for adapting to their environment. but I detest the environment sometimes for forcing our leaders to essentially be like that...

And we have elected officials who then aren't what they say they are...

i think if coulter got elected president i would want the world's foreign intelligence services to band together and fund/organise a coup. anything short of that would be irresponsible. if people are retarded enough to vote for someone like coulter they don't deserve democracy.

IIRC, Coulter has advocated the repealing of female suffrage. I assume she wouldn’t therefore support a female president.

Coulter's a woman???!!! :eek: :p

Coulter's a woman???!!! :eek: :p

Hard to believe, I know.

Laughter. If she won, then, I'd probably vacate the planet. She'd fuck up everything.

Didnt Alec Baldwin make a similar claim at one time ?

I guess this is the only place he could make a living.

Canada would understand why immigration is such a big issue in the USA.

And a random thought: Argentines move up north to Colombia and Brazil. Colombians and Brazilians move up to Central America. Central Americans move up to Mexico. Mexicans move up to the USA. USAmericans would flee north to Canada if Coultergeist won. Where would the Canadians go?

:p

Where would the Canadians go?

:p

Greenland?

Greenland?

But Greenland is basically a glacier. It's colder than Canada.

Then again, Canada is colder than the southern half of the USA...

I like her (and I'm not Republican).

You have GOT to be kidding me!?!

http://i105.photobucket.com/albums/m209/gswelcome/goggles.jpg

And a random thought: Argentines move up north to Colombia and Brazil. Colombians and Brazilians move up to Central America. Central Americans move up to Mexico. Mexicans move up to the USA. USAmericans would flee north to Canada if Coultergeist won. Where would the Canadians go?
They travel northward, over the pole, and end up heading south into Russia (or Siberia, I'm too lazy to check a globe).

They travel northward, over the pole, and end up heading south into Russia (or Siberia, I'm too lazy to check a globe).

And they'll find plenty of room in Russia, so the Russians won't even have to move!

In the years to come, if Ms. Coulter were to run for office... your response would be.....?

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No no no no no no NO!
Oh, mama mia, mama mia, mama mia, let me go.
Republicans have a real bitch put aside for me
For me, for me....

No no no no no no NO!
Oh, mama mia, mama mia, mama mia, let me go.
Republicans have a real bitch put aside for me
For me, for me....

*Guitar riffs*
So you think you can stop me and spit in my eyeeeeeee,
So you think you can love me and leave me to diieeee?

I love Bohemian Rhapsody

They travel northward, over the pole, and end up heading south into Russia (or Siberia, I'm too lazy to check a globe).

That's what I was thinking.

But then Russia would ahve tons of "dirty Canadians", so then where would the Russians go? China? Kazakhstan? Georgia, Armenia, Azerbaijan?

:eek:

*Guitar riffs*
So you think you can stop me and spit in my tieeeeeee,
So you think you can pander me and leave me to diieeee?

I love Bohemian Rhapsody

Edited. To fit the Coulter thing.

That's what I was thinking.

But then Russia would ahve tons of "dirty Canadians", so then where would the Russians go? China? Kazakhstan? Georgia, Armenia, Azerbaijan?

:eek:

Relax, there's plenty of Russia for everyone.

Edited. To fit the Coulter thing.

Works for me.

As I read in another post earlier, "Someone should just come out and deny Ann Coulter."

Works for me.

Oh, neocons...
Can't do this to me, neocons...
Just gotta abstain
Just gotta not vote at all...

No candidate matters
Everybody knows
No candidate matters...to me

I've said it before, but it bears repeating. Mann Coulter getting himself elected would be the thing that made Maine apply to become Canada's 11th province.

Is this the real vote?
Is this just fantasy?
Won in a landslide, no escaping reality
Open your eyes, look up to the skies, and see…
Dems are the poor men, they need no sympathy
Because they’re easy come, easy go
Little high, little low
Anyway the vote goes
Doesn’t really matter to me
To me…

Mama…
My vote was cast
Sends shivers down my spine, mind is aching all the time
Goodbye, common sense
I had to go
Guess I left it all behind to face the truth…
Mama…ooo…anyway the vote goes
I don’t wanna try
I sometimes wish I’d never tried to vote at all….

I see a very little politician man
President Bush, President Bush, do you deny the issues?
Mudslinging and pandering
Very very frightening me
President Bush
Senator Kerry
President Bush
Senator Kerry
President Bush President Bush President Bush is a liar
Obvious-us-us-us
Dems are the poor men, the public doesn’t love them
Dems are just poor men, who tried to run for office
Spare them their lives from this humiliation
Easy come, easy go, will you let us go

No way, men! NAAHHHH!!!!
We will not let you go! Let them go!
No way, men! NAAHHHH!!!!
We will not let you go! Let them go!
No way, men! NAAHHHH!!!!
We will not let you go! Let us go!
Will not let you go! Let us go!
Will not let you go! Let us go!
Will not let us go! Let us go!
O-o-o

No no no no no no NO!
Oh, mama mia, mama mia, mama mia, let me go.
Republicans have a real bitch put aside for me
For me, for me....

So you think you can stop me and spit in my tie
So you think you can pander me and leave me to die?

Oh, neocons...
Can't do this to me, neocons...
Just gotta abstain
Just gotta not vote at all...

No candidate matters
Everybody knows
No candidate matters...to me

And they'll find plenty of room in Russia, so the Russians won't even have to move!

Everyone wins!

We'd remove the 'honorary' from Michigan's "Honorary Canadian Province".

We'd remove the 'honorary' from Michigan's "Honorary Canadian Province".

Lolz.

Is this the real vote?
Is this just fantasy?
Won in a landslide, no escaping reality
Open your eyes, look up to the skies, and see…
Dems are the poor men, they need no sympathy
Because they’re easy come, easy go
Little high, little low
Anyway the vote goes
Doesn’t really matter to me
To me…

Mama…
My vote was cast
Sends shivers down my spine, mind is aching all the time
Goodbye, common sense
I had to go
Guess I left it all behind to face the truth…
Mama…ooo…anyway the vote goes
I don’t wanna try
I sometimes wish I’d never tried to vote at all….

I see a very little politician man
President Bush, President Bush, do you deny the issues?
Mudslinging and pandering
Very very frightening me
President Bush
Senator Kerry
President Bush
Senator Kerry
President Bush President Bush President Bush is a liar
Obvious-us-us-us
Dems are the poor men, the public doesn’t love them
Dems are just poor men, who tried to run for office
Spare them their lives from this humiliation
Easy come, easy go, will you let us go

No way, men! NAAHHHH!!!!
We will not let you go! Let them go!
No way, men! NAAHHHH!!!!
We will not let you go! Let them go!
No way, men! NAAHHHH!!!!
We will not let you go! Let us go!
Will not let you go! Let us go!
Will not let you go! Let us go!
Will not let us go! Let us go!
O-o-o

No no no no no no NO!
Oh, mama mia, mama mia, mama mia, let me go.
Republicans have a real bitch put aside for me
For me, for me....

So you think you can stop me and spit in my tie
So you think you can pander me and leave me to die?

Oh, neocons...
Can't do this to me, neocons...
Just gotta abstain
Just gotta not vote at all...

No candidate matters
Everybody knows
No candidate matters...to me
:D Best song parody I have ever heard (seen?). :D :fluffle:

I would emigrate to an isolated predominately Christian country that has absolutely no oil.

Tuvalu?

If Mann Coulter actually won a Presidential Election, Osama Bin Ladin and every other jihadi in the world would have an even bigger mass orgasm than they did when Il Douche started to invade Iraq to avenge Daddy.

Tuvalu?

Well, Tuvalu is sinking on its own so that would kind of save President Mann Coulter from nuking it.

In the years to come, if Ms. Coulter were to run for office... your response would be.....?

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Cheer!
Finally, someone Nader could beat!
:p

:D Best song parody I have ever heard (seen?). :D :fluffle:

:fluffle: :fluffle:

From what I've heard, that's pretty hard to parody. And I did most of it on the spot. Thanks for the compliment, Pancake. (This is the reason you are the sexiest NSer)

In the years to come, if Ms. Coulter were to run for office... your response would be.....?

I'd do nothing. Coulter is a pathetic attention whore. She's like a misbehaving child, even negative attention is still attention.

In the years to come, if Ms. Coulter were to run for office... your response would be.....?

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Genocide.

I think that's really the only reasonable answer. Think about it, if she's got together enough support to actually be able to run for either of the major parties there is something seriously wrong in the gene pool.:p :)

Ann Coulter is the most stupidest American 'political advocate' I have ever seen.

Tuvalu?

I was thinking along the lines of Estonia, maybe Poland, although with Coultergeist being a nazi and all that might not be a good idea...

Not even funny.

Relax, there's plenty of Russia for everyone.

In Soviet Russia, room has plenty of everyone!!
...Or something.

Hard to believe, I know.

I demand proof!

Ill bring the middle of minnesota with me!

I shall aquire the western portion of Minnesota, then. We shall have the Minnesota Confederation! Oh, glorious indeed.