Stop It!
Desperate Measures
08-03-2007, 22:12
Mann Coulter.
Al Bore.
God... I just... I can't even do it. I can't list more. Stop it! It is not funny. You are not witty. Oh, God... I hate it. I hate it so much. Does anybody not hate it? Why? What happened to you? Are you depressed? Sleepy? Just stop punning on peoples names. Please. Everybody. This is curable. But it has to happen with a personal commitment to change.
Desperate Measures
08-03-2007, 22:16
*signals the white-coated men to come in now*
Can they make it all... just... stop... *whimpers*
Eltaphilon
08-03-2007, 22:16
*Just smiles and nods, pretending to know what DM is babbling about*
Call to power
08-03-2007, 22:16
I never really come cross any of this desperate midwives it must be your imagination :D ;)
Farnhamia
08-03-2007, 22:18
*signals the white-coated men to come in now*
The Nazz
08-03-2007, 22:19
But the Donkocrats and Repugnicans are just about to fight some more!
Mann Coulter.
Al Bore.
God... I just... I can't even do it. I can't list more. Stop it! It is not funny. You are not witty. Oh, God... I hate it. I hate it so much. Does anybody not hate it? Why? What happened to you? Are you depressed? Sleepy? Just stop punning on peoples names. Please. Everybody. This is curable. But it has to happen with a personal commitment to change.
stop watching Fox News, CNN, and other "news programs" also stop reading newspapers. I suggest take two Comics and call your psychologist in the morning.
Desperate Measures
08-03-2007, 22:21
But the Donkocrats and Repugnicans are just about to fight some more!
:( I knew I was asking for this but I still had hope...
do I dare hope still...
because after all...
tomorrow is a new day.
Imperial isa
08-03-2007, 22:27
what you going on about
Snafturi
08-03-2007, 22:27
Politics get old.
Celebrities get old.
The news story I want to hear more about is James Brown. Why for the love of sweet zombie jesus is he not buried????? He died december 25th. What's the hold up? Why is no one talking about it???? Gah!
Mann Coulter.
Al Bore.
God... I just... I can't even do it. I can't list more. Stop it! It is not funny. You are not witty. Oh, God... I hate it. I hate it so much. Does anybody not hate it? Why? What happened to you? Are you depressed? Sleepy? Just stop punning on peoples names. Please. Everybody. This is curable. But it has to happen with a personal commitment to change.
We should pun eachother's names!
Desperate... Beggars?
I'm bad at this. :(
We should pun eachother's names!
Desperate... Beggars?
I'm bad at this. :(
Banana Nicotine Smith?
This is the first time I've heard any of these horrible puns. But I like puns, as a general rule. Rather than asking for them to be stopped, I think they should be expanded, until we are all speaking entirely in Pun.
Desperate Measures
08-03-2007, 22:38
This is the first time I've heard any of these horrible puns. But I like puns, as a general rule. Rather than asking for them to be stopped, I think they should be expanded, until we are all speaking entirely in Pun.
I like puns as much as the next friendly neighborhood webslinger but punning on people's names annoy me to no end. I just cannot stand it. I want it to stop. You're not helping.
I like puns as much as the next friendly neighborhood webslinger but punning on people's names annoy me to no end. I just cannot stand it. I want it to stop. You're not helping.
What!!??? You honestly want to deprive me of the joy of mentioning how Steven Harpy is whining about the Liberals threatening Canada's security by not supporting the Anti-Terrorism Act?
Well screw you. Big jerkface.
Desperate Measures
08-03-2007, 22:46
What!!??? You honestly want to deprive me of the joy of mentioning how Steven Harpy is whining about the Liberals threatening Canada's security by not supporting the Anti-Terrorism Act?
Well screw you. Big jerkface.
Well...
Er....
I... ok. I'm a big jerkface.
Morganatron
08-03-2007, 23:07
I like puns as much as the next friendly neighborhood webslinger but punning on people's names annoy me to no end. I just cannot stand it. I want it to stop. You're not helping.
Aww, that's no pun at all. :(
H N Fiddlebottoms VIII
08-03-2007, 23:30
Maybe it's time you stopped whining about what people were doing, and started blaming the victim like a rational human being. More people should be like me: H N Fiddlebottoms VIII.
See, I made my name so that it would be unpunnable, and if you force everyone else to do so as well, we can begin moving forward into a better world. A world of people named Avinicius Tetsuolocus and Valannie Smeltzenfeld.
Desperate Measures
09-03-2007, 00:02
Maybe it's time you stopped whining about what people were doing, and started blaming the victim like a rational human being. More people should be like me: H N Fiddlebottoms VIII.
See, I made my name so that it would be unpunnable, and if you force everyone else to do so as well, we can begin moving forward into a better world. A world of people named Avinicius Tetsuolocus and Valannie Smeltzenfeld.
Sage words. That settles it. My future daughter shall be named Ima Lipschitz.
Cannot think of a name
09-03-2007, 00:08
Mann Coulter.
Al Bore.
God... I just... I can't even do it. I can't list more. Stop it! It is not funny. You are not witty. Oh, God... I hate it. I hate it so much. Does anybody not hate it? Why? What happened to you? Are you depressed? Sleepy? Just stop punning on peoples names. Please. Everybody. This is curable. But it has to happen with a personal commitment to change.
Preach on, brother! Can I get an amen?
Flatus Minor
09-03-2007, 00:26
More people should be like me: H N Fiddlebottoms VIII.
See, I made my name so that it would be unpunnable.
Itchin' Littlediddums the ache.
Hmm, a challenge I'll admit.