"Elf" robs lingere store.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/northern_ireland/6425333.stm
Robert Boyd, 45, from Broadlands in Carrickfergus, is accused of holding up staff at the Orchid shop in Belfast disguised in a wig, hat and glasses.
He told the court he had been involved in a role-playing game at the time, and his character was an elf named Beho.
Lord Elrond was unavailable for comment, but the elf community has always been supportive of its transvestite and insane members.
And yes, I am aware that it's lingerie.
Imperial isa
08-03-2007, 13:15
hate to think what elf woman get up to in there spare time
I mean, really...
This is the next generation of "The Matrix" defence. The "I was LARPing" defence.
New Burmesia
08-03-2007, 13:21
I mean, really...
the youtube video boots of escaping came's to my mind
I remember that. Definately fake, but still funny.
Imperial isa
08-03-2007, 13:29
This is the next generation of "The Matrix" defence. The "I was LARPing" defence.
the youtube video boots of escaping came's to my mind
Imperial isa
08-03-2007, 13:36
I remember that. Definately fake, but still funny.
yes i think i go find it
Curious Inquiry
08-03-2007, 13:36
Were they reenacting a old Monty Python skit?
Were they reenacting a old Monty Python skit?
Is there a Monty Python skit with Elves robbing fancy knickers?
Nobel Hobos
08-03-2007, 13:39
Well I get very nervous buying lingerie.
The shop lady looks at the beard and the bald pate, and asks "are you sure you wouldn't look better in the purple, dear?"
"Shut up and stuff the knickers in this bag or I'll shoot you" would be an easy way out. :D
Well I get very nervous buying lingerie.
The shop lady looks at the beard and the bald pate, and asks "are you sure you wouldn't look better in the purple, dear?"
"Shut up and stuff the knickers in this bag or I'll shoot you" would be an easy way out. :D
Offer to try them on for her, that should shut her up.
Nobel Hobos
08-03-2007, 13:54
I guess the moral of the story is "don't buy lingerie in the charity shop. Stolen credit card at Victoria's Secret is much safer."
Nobel Hobos
08-03-2007, 13:55
Offer to try them on for her, that should shut her up.
You know, I don't think it would.
She would assume I was gay, and invite me around to meet her bridge club. :)
Risottia
08-03-2007, 13:59
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/northern_ireland/6425333.stm
Yo. Smyte teh ebil rooleplyarz! ...
...
...*geek mode* I bash the fetish elf with my holy avenger bastard sword of slay stupids...
I guess the moral of the story is "don't buy lingerie in the charity shop. Stolen credit card at Victoria's Secret is much safer."
What is that saying, women who shop at Victoria's Secret have none? Does that go for men too?
Yo. Smyte teh ebil rooleplyarz! ...
...
...*geek mode* I bash the fetish elf with my holy avenger bastard sword of slay stupids...
You miss and somehow manage to hack your own leg off. Your stupidity increases by over 9000.
Nobel Hobos
08-03-2007, 14:20
What is that saying, women who shop at Victoria's Secret have none? Does that go for men too?
I was thinking "unmarked package" and "nothing on my CC statement." And VS was the only name that came to mind that might sell lingerie online.
No, wait! Here's an email from Veronica Strauss &!7nX. I can buy only top brands with complete discretion, at a fraction of the usual price!!
Not sure why it comes with free penis enlargement, tho :(
Arthais101
08-03-2007, 14:24
I remember that. Definately fake, but still funny.
well...yes. That clip isn't a fan vid, it's from a show called Reno 911, on comedy central. So yes it's definately fake, it's from a tv show.
I was thinking "unmarked package" and "nothing on my CC statement." And VS was the only name that came to mind that might sell lingerie online.
No, wait! Here's an email from Veronica Strauss &!7nX. I can buy only top brands with complete discretion, at a fraction of the usual price!!
Not sure why it comes with free penis enlargement, tho :(
It's for guys who want to keep their girlfriends happy, you buy her sexy lingerie and get your penis enlarged.
well...yes. That clip isn't a fan vid, it's from a show called Reno 911, on comedy central. So yes it's definately fake, it's from a tv show.
Ah, never knew that. Still made of win.
Risottia
08-03-2007, 14:42
You miss and somehow manage to hack your own leg off. Your stupidity increases by over 9000.
Damn. The master told me it had only 1/2000 odds to happen! He cheated me!
The best part of the whole story is this:
He denies robbery but says he may have blurred reality and fantasy.
:D