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i vote for my self for all categories. twice for best vagina.

The funniest?
The sexiest?
The funnest?
The trollest?
Best vagina?
Most annoying?
The best debater?
The weirdest?
The smartest?
The smartest but trollest?
The sexiest but stupidest?

You name it, name an editor around here, who's best in something or even one in everything!!

I really thought you were talking about posters, like that you put up in your room or something. I was trying to figure out why I would have a "Trollest" and "Most annoying" poster...

The coolest?
The funniest?
The sexiest?
The funnest?
The trollest?
Best vagina?
Best penis?
Most annoying?
The best debater?
The weirdest?
The smartest?
The smartest but trollest?
The sexiest but stupidest?
Best Masturbator?
Best Masturbator while typing in NSG?

You name it, name an editor around here, who's best in something or even one in everything!!

Best vagina?


Ruffy. Always Ruffy.

Would that I had the intimate knowledge to rate the NSG "best vagina." Not that I would tell ;)

I really thought you were talking about posters, like that you put up in your room or something. I was trying to figure out why I would have a "Trollest" and "Most annoying" poster...
You're having trouble with that, yet the list contains both "funniest" "funnest" posters.

Anyway, you need to add the highest anonymity:postcount ratio, so I can win something for once :P

I notice that you mention "best vagina", but no "best penis." No doubt this was meant to imply that all penises are equally extraordinary, and that only women (as a naturally inferior sex) need to be held to prove themselves worthy of value judgments.
Thus, I deem thee, Nova Magna Germania, the most sexist and most least datable poster, both awards that I invented right now.

I Am The Inverse Of All Categories.

I notice that you mention "best vagina", but no "best penis." No doubt this was meant to imply that all penises are equally extraordinary, and that only women (as a naturally inferior sex) need to be held to prove themselves worthy of value judgments.
Thus, I deem thee, Nova Magna Germania, the most sexist and most least datable poster, both awards that I invented right now.

Please, no screenies for "best penis" :eek:

Isn't going to win anything, as he hasn't been around long enough to do anything noteworthy. :(

The funniest?
The sexiest?
The funnest?
The trollest?
Best vagina?
Most annoying?
The best debater?
The weirdest?
The smartest?
The smartest but trollest?
The sexiest but stupidest?
Erm, Ruffy is MOST of those. Hard act to follow.
As for best debator, though ... anyone nominated Corneliu yet?

Please, no screenies for "best penis" :eek:

Isn't there a line already started for that?

Anyway, you need to add the highest anonymity : postcount ratio, so I can win something for once :P

Who the fuck are you again? :p

As for best debator, though ... anyone nominated Corneliu yet?
Why would they?

Why would they?

Sarcasm? :D

Who the fuck are you again? :p
*runs screaming from thread*











*returns*
I notice that you mention "best vagina", but no "best penis." No doubt this was meant to imply that all penises are equally extraordinary, and that only women (as a naturally inferior sex) need to be held to prove themselves worthy of value judgments.
Nah, it's just that no-one who uses the intarnets has a vagina. Therefore, there mere act of owning one means that it must be stored in a jar somewhere after some sort of evil, Tooth Fairy (Silence of the Lambs) like psycho-killer act. I suggest that this is a ruse by the intarnets police to ensnare people of said nature and arrest them. In other words...
http://www.sixmonthsofsolitude.org/images/akbar1.jpg

Someone nominate me for something.

I notice that you mention "best vagina", but no "best penis." No doubt this was meant to imply that all penises are equally extraordinary, and that only women (as a naturally inferior sex) need to be held to prove themselves worthy of value judgments.
Thus, I deem thee, Nova Magna Germania, the most sexist and most least datable poster, both awards that I invented right now.

I've edited the OP. Happy now?

I've edited the OP. Happy now?
Hoorah, I'm contributing!

I shall now declare myself best debator based upon this thread.

I Am The Inverse Of All Categories.

Nasty...

I shall now declare myself best debator based upon this thread.

And I'll claim the title of best masturbator!

Um...wait...

*runs*

You can nominate me for "Having the 2 coolest cars" award.

http://s160.photobucket.com/albums/t197/Urara322/?action=view&current=CIMG1010.jpg&slideshow=true&interval=2

I don't think it's possible to top that.

And I'll claim the title of best masturbator!

Um...wait...

*runs*

Ah, that's a category I've forgotten.

The coolest? Sel Appa
The funniest? LG/DCD
The sexiest? Pancake
The funnest? Pancake
The trollest? Most newbies
Most annoying? Fass
The best debater? Fass
The weirdest? DCD
The smartest? Sel Appa

The coolest? Desperate Measures
The funniest? Lunatic Goofballs
The sexiest? Can't say.
The funnest? IL Ruffino
The trollest? New Mittani
Best vagina? Can't say.
Best penis? Don't know.
Most annoying? Don't know.
The best debater? Tie between The Nazz, The Cat-Tribe, Soheran, and Vetalia.
The weirdest? Drunk Commies Deleted (in a good way, of course; mostly due to the thread topics he chooses! :p)
The smartest? Fassigen
The smartest but trollest? Don't know.
The sexiest but stupidest? Don't know.
Best Masturbator? Don't know.
Best Masturbator while typing in NSG? Don't know.

Ah, that's a category I've forgotten.

Oh, shit. I might be doomed.

Oh, wait! Compared to other NSGers, I can't possibly win this one! :D

I nominate myself for most annoying.

I nominate myself for most annoying.

I nominate myself for most annoying.

The coolest?
DCD
The funniest?
DCD
The sexiest?
IDK
The funnest?
IDK
The trollest?
MTAE
Best vagina?
IDK
Best penis?
me (I've been getting random blow/handjobs from chicks lately- there's a rumor I have a large pen0r (TRUE btw)
Most annoying?
idk
The best debater?
idk
The weirdest?
lg
The smartest?
idk
The smartest but trollest?
idk
The sexiest but stupidest?
me
Best Masturbator?
IDK
Best Masturbator while typing in NSG?
also me (doing it right now)

Why would they?

He's quite popular, actually.

http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=519972&page=12
http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=519972&page=13

Sarcasm? :D

http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=12403698&postcount=177

:D

He's quite popular, actually.

http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=519972&page=12
http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=519972&page=13

Corny is NSGod.

Nah, it's just that no-one who uses the intarnets has a vagina. Therefore, there mere act of owning one means that it must be stored in a jar somewhere after some sort of evil,

How can one store something that is technically an absence...

How can one store something that is technically an absence...
...there's LOTS of posters and people in general who seem quite literally vacuous in their skulls .. and somehow becomes a gracing reflection of personality here.
...

The coolest?
The funniest?
The sexiest?
The funnest?
The trollest?
Best vagina?
Best penis?
Most annoying?
The best debater?
The weirdest?
The smartest?
The smartest but trollest?
The sexiest but stupidest?
Best Masturbator?
Best Masturbator while typing in NSG?

You name it, name an editor around here, who's best in something or even one in everything!!

I nominate myself for 5 or 6 of those catergories.

Hoorah, I'm contributing!

I shall now declare myself best debator based upon this thread.

Not bad. :)

I nominate myself for the award for Most Inconspicuous Poster.

:p

I nominate myself for the award for Most Inconspicuous Poster.

:pNah, I remember you. The guy with the blond long hair and the beer. So there.

I feel I should comment.

I feel I should comment.
I agree. You should comment.

Nah, I remember you. The guy with the blond long hair and the beer. So there.

Sexiest appears to pop in.

Nah, I remember you. The guy with the blond long hair and the beer. So there.

Why must you foil my evil schemes?!?

*shakes fist*

Why must you foil my evil schemes?!?

*shakes fist*

*stares at your sig*

Is that a beer in your hand, or are you just drunk and happy to drink more?

if there was a nomination for best NSer to ever get caught naked in the confessional while having anal sex with the cardinals daughter....then i nominate myself...

These threads never have a 'Most durable testicles' category. :(

*stares at your sig*

Is that a beer in your hand, or are you just drunk and happy to drink more?

What...is there something that stops it from being both?? :D

(It's a Guinness)

These threads never have a ‘Most durable testicles’ category. :(
*tests*

These threads never have a 'Most durable testicles' category. :(

Why bother, when everyone knows exactly who would win? :p

The coolest?-Me
The funniest?-Me
The sexiest?-Me
The funnest?-Me
The trollest?-You
Best vagina?-Tribes. Everyone knows Tribes is a sandy vagina
Best penis?-Me
Most annoying?-Your mother
The best debater?-Me
The weirdest?-LG
The smartest?-Me
The smartest but trollest?-DOES NOT COMPUTE
The sexiest but stupidest?-Eh, Ruffy?
Best Masturbator?-Me
Best Masturbator while typing in NSG?-Me
*domonstrates said ability*

Ruffy. Always Ruffy.

No way, Tribes is the ultimate NS vagina.

reminds me of this (http://www.allthetests.com/quiz13/quizpu.php?testid=1112826234) :)

reminds me of this (http://www.allthetests.com/quiz13/quizpu.php?testid=1112826234) :)

Illie and I were going to make a new one of those about a year ago, but we never did......I think it was my fault.

You should make a new one PM. put me on it!

Illie and I were going to make a new one of those about a year ago, but we never did......I think it was my fault.

You should make a new one PM. put me on it!

i'd love to :) but i'm not really up on all the new peeps round here.....

could give it a shot - try TGing me with some NSers you think should go on it?
(and of course you're there smunk!)

i'd love to :) but i'm not really up on all the new peeps round here.....

could give it a shot - try TGing me with some NSers you think should go on it?
(and of course you're there smunk!)

the TG is sent I thought I would be.

If we create a category for "Most science savvy," I nominate myself.

Though I have a feeling Myrmidonisia is going to pull a "oh no you didn't, little physics undergrad." when she gets on.

if there was a nomination for best NSer to ever get caught naked in the confessional while having anal sex with the cardinals daughter....then i nominate myself...

I went out with a priest's daughter,but never had penetration in the church or on it's grounds.
On Daddy's boat though-Yes. never got caught either.

Sarcasm? :D

Nazz, I thought you would have nominated me for "Biggest Dick", which would cover the whole penis thing.

the TG is sent I thought I would be.

I'd best be in the TG! Rawr.

The funniest? H N Fiddlebottoms III, Sinuhue

The sexiest? TAI, The Blessed Chris and Odinsgaard are kinda cute :)

The funnest? The Atlantian Isles

The trollest? Neocon Pride

Best vagina? Keine Ahnung.

Best penis? No idea, so I'll just nominate myself.

Most annoying? Free Soviets

The best debater? Vittos, Soheran, Neu Leonstein, Jocabia, Bottle (in order of preference)

The weirdest? H N Fiddlebottoms III, LG.

The smartest? The ones I named as best debators. AnarchyeL and Cat Tribes are rather smart blokes too though.

The smartest but trollest? MTAE, BAAWAKnights

The sexiest but stupidest? Ruffy :p

The most eloquent? The Blessed Chris

The coolest? The Nazz
The funniest? DCD & LG
The sexiest? WYTYG & Cabra & Morganatron
The funnest? Morganatron & DCD
The trollest? The late MTAE but lately, no one
Best vagina? I'll never tell
Best penis? Meh
Most annoying? Eve Online
The best debater? Arthais, Nazz, Neesika, Bottle, Dempublicents
The weirdest? LG
The smartest? Me
The smartest but trollest? No one
The sexiest but stupidest? What?
Best Masturbator? Meh
Best Masturbator while typing in NSG? Thankfully, I have no way of knowing

Best vagina? Keine Ahnung.Meine natürlich. :rolleyes: :p

The coolest? The Nazz
The funniest? DCD & LG
The sexiest? WYTYG & Cabra & Morganatron
The funnest? Morganatron & DCD
The trollest? The late MTAE but lately, no one
Best vagina? I'll never tell
Best penis? Meh
Most annoying? Eve Online
The best debater? Arthais, Nazz, Neesika, Bottle, Dempublicents
The weirdest? LG
The smartest? Me
The smartest but trollest? No one
The sexiest but stupidest? What?
Best Masturbator? Meh
Best Masturbator while typing in NSG? Thankfully, I have no way of knowingAwww. :p :fluffle:

Meine natürlich. :rolleyes: :p


Yes, Your 1337ness!
*bows before Her 1337ness*

Meine natürlich. :rolleyes: :p

Awww. :p :fluffle:

:p (I can't fluffle, that is the humor of it).

The sexiest?


Wow...that's a tough one. Hmmm...three come to mind, but one despises me, so I'll say Rameria or Aelosia. Aelosia's closer to my age, so I'll hafta go with her.

Sorry, Rameria. :(

Yes, Your 1337ness!
*bows before Her 1337ness*Cut that out now. *glares*

:p (I can't fluffle, that is the humor of it).Aww, poor baby. Look, it's really easy - just click on the :fluffle: over there in the box to the right and voilà: :fluffle:

I'll take your word for it. ;)You'll have to. ;)

Meine natürlich. :rolleyes: :p
I'll take your word for it. ;)

*sniffle* Kidding, kidding - I don't offend easily. Silly Cluich.

You owe me one Sam Smith oatmeal stout for that. ;)

You already owe me one, so I guess we're even. ;)

And yes, I am silly. That goes without saying. :)

Aww, poor baby. Look, it's really easy - just click on the :fluffle: over there in the box to the right and voilà: :fluffle:

I ... I ... :fluffle: ... it still feels silly, but ... :p

Wow...that's a tough one. Hmmm...three come to mind, but one despises me, so I'll say Rameria or Aelosia. Aelosia's closer to my age, so I'll hafta go with her.

Sorry, Rameria. :(
*sniffle* Kidding, kidding - I don't offend easily. Silly Cluich.

You owe me one Sam Smith oatmeal stout for that. ;)

I ... I ... :fluffle: ... it still feels silly, but ... :p*pats* Well done, Farny. See? Didn't hurt too much, did it? :)

http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c90/zerosixthree/censored.jpg

That's a.. er.. accurate self-portrait so I must get the "Best Penis" award, right?

I mean I put in the effort and everything!

Trilby63;12406428']http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c90/zerosixthree/censored.jpg

That's a.. er.. accurate self-portrait so I must get the "Best Penis" award, right?

I mean I put in the effort and everything!
Definitely.

Here you are:

http://www.zarcrom.com/users/yeartorem/images/bestoftheweb5.jpg

Congrats! :)

Definitely.

Here you are:

http://www.zarcrom.com/users/yeartorem/images/bestoftheweb5.jpg

Congrats! :)

Yay!

Just so you know, the censored box is only that big so I could fit the word in... you know.. so you could read it..

Trilby63;12406447']Yay!

Just so you know, the censored box is only that big so I could fit the word in... you know.. so you could read it..
Don't worry. I knew. ;)

Cut that out now. *glares*


*withers under Her 1337ness's Glare*

Trilby63;12406428']http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c90/zerosixthree/censored.jpg

That's a.. er.. accurate self-portrait so I must get the "Best Penis" award, right?

I mean I put in the effort and everything!

Dunno, looks like it's coming out the other end to me . . .

Dunno, looks like it's coming out the other end to me . . .

Well, it's where you put it that counts..

Why bother, when everyone knows exactly who would win? :p

:cool:

The coolest? Desperate Measures
The funniest? Lunatic Goofballs
The sexiest? Can't say.
The funnest? IL Ruffino
The trollest? New Mittani
Best vagina? Can't say.
Best penis? Don't know.
Most annoying? Don't know.
The best debater? Tie between The Nazz, The Cat-Tribe, Soheran, and Vetalia.
The weirdest? Drunk Commies Deleted (in a good way, of course; mostly due to the thread topics he chooses! :p)
The smartest? Fassigen
The smartest but trollest? Don't know.
The sexiest but stupidest? Don't know.
Best Masturbator? Don't know.
Best Masturbator while typing in NSG? Don't know.


I must say that I had to revise the devastating comeback I had prepared after I checked your entry in the Player Info posts and found that most of your views align with mine, if less aggressively stated. So, I'll just have to consider you misguided on certain issues, like this one (not to mention Bush, Iraq, "best debaters" and "smartest" ;) ).

Trilby63;12406471']Well, it's where you put it that counts..

I was thinking more along the lines of it being a different kind of long round tube . . .

I was thinking more along the lines of it being a different kind of long round tube . . .
Somehow I doubt his response is going to vary. :p

I don't think I'll be nominated for any of these. Few know of me. :D

it's because you lurk........where do you keep disappearing to anyway? you got a life outside of the internets?!

Of course he doesn't! Internets are serious business!

I don't think I'll be nominated for any of these. :D

it's because you lurk........where do you keep disappearing to anyway? you got a life outside of the internets?!

Sooo... I'm not nominated for anything? Not even smartest? Waaaaaaaah!

Oh well.

I nominate myself for the category of Best Spoken, though. I do have a superb grasp of the English language. :D

Ilaer

it's because you lurk........where do you keep disappearing to anyway? you got a life outside of the internets?!Of course not! I watch the threads here, but unless I really want to say something I usually just gloat in the darkness about my mental capacity (or lack therof). :D

Also, my not being here doesn't say much about the status of me having a life because I lurk less in another forum. :P

I bet smunkee wins nicest award though. :)

Sooo... I'm not nominated for anything? Not even smartest? Waaaaaaaah!

Oh well.

I nominate myself for the category of Best Spoken, though. I do have a superb grasp of the English language. :D

Ilaer

You sir, are a blatherskite.

The funniest: LG would hire him when i take over the world
The sexiest: CW ,BK hope we see her again, TBD,WYTYG

I nominate myself for the category of Best Spoken, though. I do have a superb grasp of the English language. :D
I'm afraid Fassigen may have you beaten there. :) As much as I dislike him, he has a certain aptitude when it comes to phrasing things. I prefer The Blessed Chris's way of phrasing sentences though. Very distinctly English.

The coolest?Me, of course. Or Neutered Sputniks.
The funniest? Fass
The sexiest? Nazz, Fass or CW.
The funnest? Eh?
The trollest? Corny. Wins on sheer preseverance.
Best vagina? Not a clue.
Best penis? Mine.
Most annoying? DK or JuNii.
The best debater? Soheran.
The weirdest? Fiddles.
The smartest? Demp.
The smartest but trollest? BAAWA Knights
The sexiest but stupidest? Isn't that an oxymoron?
Best Masturbator? Me.
Best Masturbator while typing in NSG? I really don't want to know.

Isn't going to win anything, as he hasn't been around long enough to do anything noteworthy. :(

Well, at least you have an excuse :(

I'm around long enough to win like 20.000 things, but I never get anything ;)

Well, at least you have an excuse :(

I'm around long enough to win like 20.000 things, but I never get anything ;)Wow, you're even better at lurking than I am! I think I nominate you for Best Lurker. :D

I will keep silent on this. My opinions of all of you shall remain my secret. Unless you irritate me too severely, anyway. ;)

The smartest but trollest? BAAWA Knights
.
Ah yes, he was great. :)

Best penis?


http://i106.photobucket.com/albums/m252/RiverIsMyGoddess/icons/smiley_eyebrows.gif

if i don't get that i want at least an award for "best eyebrows".

The coolest? -- Smunkeeville
The funniest? -- Goof
The sexiest? -- don't know
The funnest? -- Pancake
The trollest? -- Corny and/or Deep Kimchi
Best vagina? -- don't know
Best penis? -- don't want to know
Most annoying? -- probably me
The best debater? -- Dempublicents
The weirdest? -- Ruffy
The smartest? -- Fass
The smartest but trollest? -- Soviestan
The sexiest but stupidest? -- Ruffy
Best Masturbator? -- Ruffy or Goof, I'd imagine
Best Masturbator while typing in NSG? -- same as above

And I nominate myself for Best Lurker :D

I clearly have the best penis. When erect, it's nice and long AND thick. It has some hairs but not loads and loads, so it makes oral sex quite pleasurable for the woman. Plus it's kept very clean of course, and has not been genitally mutilated (aka "circumcised") and thus does not look disgusting like circumcised penises do. Women (minimum age 16 - age of consent in England) are welcome to test drive it :)

I'm afraid Fassigen may have you beaten there. :) As much as I dislike him, he has a certain aptitude when it comes to phrasing things. I prefer The Blessed Chris's way of phrasing sentences though. Very distinctly English.

Darn you...
*shakes first*
But have you not read some of my posts? I can match any person you care to name when it comes to the art of writing in the English language. :)

*aside*
Am I not so very modest?

Also, it should be '... The Blessed Chris' way of ...'.
One does not have an 's' after another 's' in that context; the only usage of a double 's' that I can think of at all would be in certain words.



You sir, are a blatherskite.

There should be a comma before that 'sir'. :D
I always did love that word... 'Blatherskite'...

*desperately tries to have people notice his grasp of English*
*fails miserably*

Ilaer

I clearly have the best penis. When erect, it's nice and long AND thick. It has some hairs but not loads and loads, so it makes oral sex quite pleasurable for the woman. Plus it's kept very clean of course, and has not been genitally mutilated (aka "circumcised") and thus does not look disgusting like circumcised penises do. Women (minimum age 16 - age of consent in England) are welcome to test drive it :)

Yeah.. well.. where's your picture?

The coolest? Hmm, will have to think about this one. There are a few who'd qualify, none of whom ever talk to me because they're just that cool. ;p
The funniest? Too many to mention.
The sexiest? Fass & Sarkhaan, Kanabia, someone else I'm not gonna say.
The funnest? Ruffy
The trollest? New Mitanni, Minaris, DK
Best vagina? Me, of course
Best penis? Trilby
Most annoying? Too many to mention.
The best debater? Dempublicents1, Soheran, The Nazz, Arthais101
The weirdest? The Brevious, Neo Kervoskia, Gartref
The smartest? Too many to mention.
The smartest but trollest? Nah, IQ drops proportional to trollishness.
The sexiest but stupidest? Ruffy
Best Masturbator? Too many to mention, I'd guess. >.<
Best Masturbator while typing in NSG? *doesn't want to know*
Best eyebrows? Isidoor

Trilby63;12406759']Yeah.. well.. where's your picture?

when I can scan it without being seen by uni CCTV, it'll be up :)

:fluffle: :D;)

when I can scan it without being seen by uni CCTV, it'll be up :)

Oh dear.

Best eyebrows? Isidoor
:fluffle: :D

The coolest? Hmm, will have to think about this one. There are a few who'd qualify, none of whom ever talk to me because they're just that cool. ;p
The funniest? Too many to mention.
The sexiest? Fass & Sarkhaan, Kanabia, someone else I'm not gonna say.
The funnest? Ruffy
The trollest? New Mitanni, Minaris, DK
Best vagina? Me, of course
Best penis? Trilby
Most annoying? Too many to mention.
The best debater? Dempublicents1, Soheran, The Nazz, Arthais101
The weirdest? The Brevious, Neo Kervoskia, Gartref
The smartest? Too many to mention.
The smartest but trollest? Nah, IQ drops proportional to trollishness.
The sexiest but stupidest? Ruffy
Best Masturbator? Too many to mention, I'd guess. >.<
Best Masturbator while typing in NSG? *doesn't want to know*
Best eyebrows? Isidoor

so it does

Also, it should be '... The Blessed Chris' way of ...'.
One does not have an 's' after another 's' in that context; the only usage of a double 's' that I can think of at all would be in certain words.
I thought that only applies with plurals.

The coolest? - Me
The funniest? - H N Fiddlebottoms VIII
The sexiest? - Me
The funnest? - Ain't a word
The trollest? - Ditto
Best vagina? - I'll need some empirical evidence to work from, plzkthx
Best penis? - See "Best vagina"
Most annoying? - Corneliu or maybe Neo Rogolia
The best debater? - Melkor Unchained, or The Cat-Tribe
The weirdest? - I dunno so I'll put myself.
The smartest? - Me.
The smartest but trollest? - If you troll, your IQ is necessarily somewhere below 80.
The sexiest but stupidest? - If you're stupid, you're not sexy.
Best Masturbator? - I don't care to know.
Best Lurker? - The Blaatschapen
Best Netsex Maniac? - Neesika
Most Insane Capitalist? - Clandonia Prime
Most Insane Communist? - Andaras Prime
Most Insane Theist? - Smunkeeville
Most Insane Atheist? - ...No idea.
Most Durable Genitalia? - Lunatic Goofballs
Most Likely To Be Annihilated In A Massive Chemical Explosion? - Dinaverg, maybe?
Most Mediocre? - Shotagon

We could go on all day!

And I am unmentioned in this thread because?

I feel so unloved.

I nominate myself for most sleep deprived.

I nominate myself to be the ultimate judge in most of these categories.

I'm a real prick so I will vote for myself as best vagina. :D

Most Insane Theist? - Smunkeeville

:confused: I am generally considered one of the more sane of the theists around.......

I nominate myself to be the ultimate judge in most of these categories.Honey, you did see there's more than just the "best vagina" and "best penis" categories, right?

:confused: I am generally considered one of the more sane of the theists around.......

Maybe by insane he meant sane?

I got nothing.

Sooo... I'm not nominated for anything? Not even smartest? Waaaaaaaah!

Oh well.

Big deal, you've been hear 8 months, I've been here 3 years and I never get nominated for anything :p

Actually, I've noticed a few relative newbies complaining about not getting put down for anything.

Honey, you did see there's more than just the "best vagina" and "best penis" categories, right?:eek:

There are?

But, but...I'm so qualified to judge those categories.
:p

hmmm.. was i too greedy in nominating myself for all categories and stealing the OP?

coo-eee! over here! *other such attention seeking activities*

any nominations for me? :p

:eek:

There are?

But, but...I'm so qualified to judge those categories.
:p
ORLY? What exactly are your qualifications?

I'm not going to read all 8 pages of this thread, so will someone tell me if I have been nominated for something. Maybe I've been nominated for least radical, centrist, conservative, with no leftist tilt.

ORLY? What exactly are your qualifications?I'm a certified judge from both the International Penis and International Vagina Judging Boards.
You have to spend years studying these things to get that type of certificate.

I'm a certified judge from both the International Penis and International Vagina Judging Boards.
You have to spend years studying these things to get that type of certificate.

I wonder who certifies you for that one... :p

:confused: I am generally considered one of the more sane of the theists around.......

Insane in a good way. :p

Big deal, you've been hear 8 months, I've been here 3 years and I never get nominated for anything :p
http://supercanuk.gnn.tv/_var/blogs/17706-1d68e97f5e8457375ed687e587dabe78.jpg

Actually, I've noticed a few relative newbies complaining about not getting put down for anything.
Quite funny, isn't it? :p Maybe we should have a best newbie award from now on so the poor sods don't feel left out!

[QUOTE=Nadkor;12407720]Big deal, you've been hear 8 months, I've been here 3 years and I never get nominated for anything :p[QUOTE]

Hey, don't complain! I'm here since for more than 4 years and this is the first time I see myself nominated for something like BEST lurker. Even though I'm quite active nowadays ;) It's just that I'm not that regular as I should be ;)

:fluffle:

Big deal, you've been hear 8 months, I've been here 3 years and I never get nominated for anything :p

Actually, I've noticed a few relative newbies complaining about not getting put down for anything.

I'm not complaining. I'm just too tired to be funny.

I'm a certified judge from both the International Penis and International Vagina Judging Boards.
You have to spend years studying these things to get that type of certificate.
Well, you've convinced me. Those are some impressive credentials. Now, off you go inspectin'! :)

I would however like to throw my hat in the ring for Best Vagina judge.

I demand a 'Most Irrelevant' category.

ZOMG sig'd for the second time in my life! :fluffle: :fluffle: :D

I am the "smartest but trollest"

I am the "smartest but trollest"

if you were such a smart troll, you wouldn't brag about being a troll, no?

The coolest?
The funniest?

Zarakon or DCD, probably.

The sexiest?

Pancake, because she let me into her polygamist sect.

The funnest?

Kiryu-shi or The Metal Horde.

The trollest?

New Mitanni, hands down.

Best vagina?

Pancake...because I said so.

Best penis?

I don't generally go for penises.

Most annoying?

Soviestan (but only sometimes).

The best debater?

I don't know right now.

The weirdest?

Probably Zarakon (in a good way)

The smartest?

I'm not sure.

The smartest but trollest?

That's an oxymoron.

The sexiest but stupidest?

I don't know any stupid sexy people here.

Best Masturbator?

Ifreann.

Best Masturbator while typing in NSG?

Probably me. (I watched porn videos and went on Gabbly at the same time a few times, fapping all the while)

*sighs*

I will give sexiest to Darknovae.

Well, you've convinced me. Those are some impressive credentials. Now, off you go inspectin'! :)Why thank you. We use a score from 1-10. It used to be 1-100, but too many people gave out 69s.

Probably me. (I watched porn videos and went on Gabbly at the same time a few times, fapping all the while)


*stops going on gabbly*

*stops going on gabbly*

Come on, man! I always try to avoid doing that.

*stops going on gabbly*

Come on... you know you can't stay away...

Come on... you know you can't stay away...

Yeah, and have a constant image of JBG fapping as I type. Sure.

No one ever goes on when I'm on anyway.

The funniest? H N Fiddlebottoms III

The weirdest? H N Fiddlebottoms III
The weirdest? Fiddles.
The funniest? - H N Fiddlebottoms VIII
At last, Fiddlebottoms gets the respect he deserves!
Ha, who's life is completely without worth or dignity now, Grandma? I have gained a modicrum of notice on an internet message board, and what have you gotten? Dead, that's right, you decrepit whore.

Yeah, and have a constant image of JBG fapping as I type. Sure.

No one ever goes on when I'm on anyway.

Oh don't worry, you'll forget soon enough. :p

And you could just sit on there and someone will come around eventually.

I demand a 'Most Irrelevant' category.

ZOMG sig'd for the second time in my life! :fluffle: :fluffle: :DWait, you're confusing me. I don't see anyone else with you in their sig here?

Why thank you. We use a score from 1-10. It used to be 1-100, but too many people gave out 69s.You didn't actually go and say that, did you? No? Good, no groaning necessary, then. ;p

Wait, you're confusing me. I don't see anyone else with you in their sig here?

You didn't actually go and say that, did you? No? Good, no groaning necessary, then. ;p
"In Soviet Russia, Russian Reversal is annoyed by YOU!" - Hamilay

in Minaris and Swilatia's sigs. :)

[/feeds ego]

At last, Fiddlebottoms gets the respect he deserves!
Ha, who's life is completely without worth or dignity now, Grandma? I have gained a modicrum of notice on an internet message board, and what have you gotten? Dead, that's right, you decrepit whore.
It's shit like this that's the reason I'm in your bushes, silently fapping.

Nominate Fiddles and Tribes? Why, because

Their milkshakes bring
All the boys to the yard
They can show you how
But they'll have to charge

http://www.freakshop.com/band-pics/cheechandchong.jpg



Paid for by the Vote for Alcholic Generalites In Nominations and Awards

I've not been drunk in over a week now. Aside from working fairly solidly (12+ hour days) on this lab report, we had a few days of other drug use rather than alcohol. Suffice to say had I posted on NS during one of those states, I might be more appropriate for 'most batshit insane, senseless, inanely-rambling, mildly hallucinating poster' category. Were there such a title.

Damn I wish this caffeine would wear off. Fucking gateway drug, I tells ya...

I've not been drunk in over a week now. Aside from working fairly solidly (12+ hour days) on this lab report, we had a few days of other drug use rather than alcohol. Suffice to say had I posted on NS during one of those states, I might be more appropriate for 'most batshit insane, senseless, inanely-rambling, mildly hallucinating poster' category. Were there such a title.

Damn I wish this caffeine would wear off. Fucking gateway drug, I tells ya...

Well, Arabs in a pram, I guess I'll have to throw my support elsewhere. :(

Damn you. I laughed. Now I'm going to hell, aren't I?
All the kool kids(tm) are going to hell these days.

Well, Arabs in a pram, I guess I'll have to throw my support elsewhere. :(
Don't worry man, I'm getting fucked tomorrow from 5pm onwards. That's the deadline for this bit of work.

Expect drunk rambings!

At last, Fiddlebottoms gets the respect he deserves!
Ha, who's life is completely without worth or dignity now, Grandma? I have gained a modicrum of notice on an internet message board, and what have you gotten? Dead, that's right, you decrepit whore.

Damn you. I laughed. Now I'm going to hell, aren't I?

Most annoying? Free Soviets

sweet!

sweet!Second time somebody said this this week. Never noticed. Are you?

Don't worry man, I'm getting fucked tomorrow from 5pm onwards. That's the deadline for this bit of work.

Expect drunk rambings!

What, pray tell, were you on?

Second time somebody said this this week. Never noticed. Are you?

somebody else said "sweet!" this week, or somebody else said i'm annoying?

and not to my knowledge, but maybe.

somebody else said "sweet!" this week, or somebody else said i'm annoying?:p Sorry, didn't pay attention. The latter.

and not to my knowledge, but maybe.Well, probably was the same somebody else anyway, so eh.

The coolest? Hmm, will have to think about this one. There are a few who'd qualify, none of whom ever talk to me because they're just that cool. ;p
The funniest? Too many to mention.
The sexiest? Fass & Sarkhaan, Kanabia, someone else I'm not gonna say.
The funnest? Ruffy
The trollest? New Mitanni, Minaris, DK
Best vagina? Me, of course
Best penis? Trilby
Most annoying? Too many to mention.
The best debater? Dempublicents1, Soheran, The Nazz, Arthais101
The weirdest? The Brevious, Neo Kervoskia, Gartref
The smartest? Too many to mention.
The smartest but trollest? Nah, IQ drops proportional to trollishness.
The sexiest but stupidest? Ruffy
Best Masturbator? Too many to mention, I'd guess. >.<
Best Masturbator while typing in NSG? *doesn't want to know*
Best eyebrows? Isidoor

:)

sweet!
You had tough competition too you know - The Pacifist Wombie.

At last, Fiddlebottoms gets the respect he deserves!
Ha, who's life is completely without worth or dignity now, Grandma? I have gained a modicrum of notice on an internet message board, and what have you gotten? Dead, that's right, you decrepit whore.

You have renewed my faith in popularity contests. YAY! :D

Damn you. I laughed. Now I'm going to hell, aren't I?

Yep. :)

At last, Fiddlebottoms gets the respect he deserves!
Ha, who's life is completely without worth or dignity now, Grandma? I have gained a modicrum of notice on an internet message board, and what have you gotten? Dead, that's right, you decrepit whore.

You tell that corpse Fiddles!

At last, Fiddlebottoms gets the respect he deserves!
Ha, who's life is completely without worth or dignity now, Grandma? I have gained a modicrum of notice on an internet message board, and what have you gotten? Dead, that's right, you decrepit whore.

I'd sig this, but since we're sworn enemies..

What, pray tell, were you on?
http://hobober.goto.com.ru/ftp/lj2/drug_cat.jpg
One of the ones that does that.

The coolest? - Me
The funniest? - H N Fiddlebottoms VIII
The sexiest? - Katganistan
The funnest? - Cluichistan
The trollest? - Fassingen
Best vagina? - Aelosia
Best penis? - Liuzzo, or so he says
Most annoying? - Liuzzo
The best debater? - Melkor Unchained
The weirdest? - DCD
The smartest? - Me.
The smartest but trollest? - The Nazz
The sexiest but stupidest? - Neesika
Best Masturbator? - Fassingen
Best Lurker? - The Blaatschapen
Best Netsex Maniac? - Neesika
Most Insane Capitalist? - Myrmidonisia
Most Insane Communist? - Half the population of NS General
Most Insane Theist? - Smunkeeville
Most Insane Atheist? - Half the population of NS General
Most Durable Genitalia? - Lunatic Goofballs
Most Likely To Be Annihilated In A Massive Chemical Explosion? - Me
Most Mediocre? - Everyone who agrees with The Nazz

Probably me. (I watched porn videos and went on Gabbly at the same time a few times, fapping all the while)

:eek: I really did not need to know that.

I'm so glad I haven't been on gabbly lately...

"In Soviet Russia, Russian Reversal is annoyed by YOU!" - Hamilay

in Minaris and Swilatia's sigs. :)

[/feeds ego]

That is the Russian Reversal to end all Russian Reversals. :D

I'd sig this, but since we're sworn enemies..

How can you possibly be enemies with Fiddlebottoms? :confused:

Well, Arabs in a pram, I guess I'll have to throw my support elsewhere. :(
I'm really drunk niw and it's 8pm. Is that good enough for you:?

Plus w'ere on our way out in a bit...

[QUOTE=Nadkor;12407720]Big deal, you've been hear 8 months, I've been here 3 years and I never get nominated for anything :p[QUOTE]

Hey, don't complain! I'm here since for more than 4 years and this is the first time I see myself nominated for something like BEST lurker. Even though I'm quite active nowadays ;) It's just that I'm not that regular as I should be ;)

:fluffle:

I'm not complaining, I don't really care. I just get puzzled when other people do care when they aren't mentioned...

The sexiest? Fass & Sarkhaan, Kanabia, someone else I'm not gonna say.

As is always the case in situations where a name is not used I will claim this for myself and strut my stuff accordingly.

You may attempt to disallusion me but that I have only to say "LALALAICAN'THEARYOU"

:eek: I really did not need to know that.

I'm so glad I haven't been on gabbly lately...

Jeez. Sorry.

I'm really drunk niw and it's 8pm. Is that good enough for you:?

Plus w'ere on our way out in a bit...

Was drunk by 2 pm today. Beat ya! :p

I took a nap, and now I'm ready for round two. :cool:

You had tough competition too you know

let this be a lesson to all of you - will hard work and dedication, you too can achieve your dreams!

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/7/73/The_More_You_Know.jpg

I thought that only applies with plurals.

Simple answer: no.

Big deal, you've been hear 8 months, I've been here 3 years and I never get nominated for anything :p

Actually, I've noticed a few relative newbies complaining about not getting put down for anything.

See? Kill the newbies!
At least I only meant it as a joke. :D

Ilaer

let this be a lesson to all of you - will hard work and dedication, you too can achieve your dreams!

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/7/73/The_More_You_Know.jpg

I didn't know commies had dreams, only vague revolutionary desires.

The coolest? Hmm, will have to think about this one. There are a few who'd qualify, none of whom ever talk to me because they're just that cool. ;p
The funniest? Too many to mention.
The sexiest? Fass & Sarkhaan, Kanabia, someone else I'm not gonna say.
The funnest? Ruffy
The trollest? New Mitanni, Minaris, DK
Best vagina? Me, of course
Best penis? Trilby
Most annoying? Too many to mention.
The best debater? Dempublicents1, Soheran, The Nazz, Arthais101
The weirdest? The Brevious, Neo Kervoskia, Gartref
The smartest? Too many to mention.
The smartest but trollest? Nah, IQ drops proportional to trollishness.
The sexiest but stupidest? Ruffy
Best Masturbator? Too many to mention, I'd guess. >.<
Best Masturbator while typing in NSG? *doesn't want to know*
Best eyebrows? Isidoor

I agree with WYTYG that she has the best Vagina. :fluffle:

Was drunk by 2 pm today. Beat ya! :p

I took a nap, and now I'm ready for round two. :cool:
It jhust took me 4 attempts to sign in. Jagerbombs are clearly for the fucking win.

It jhust took me 4 attempts to sign in. Jagerbombs are clearly for the fucking win.

I started drinking 2PM New Year's Eve and didn't finish until 2AM. I'm a vodka person, and fairly hefty, so this is probably why, while everyone else was on their third or fourth hurl, I was laughing my ass off at the poor bastards.

I didn't know commies had dreams, only vague revolutionary desires.

that won't work - noted communist mlk jr. is famous for having one

You're having trouble with that, yet the list contains both "funniest" "funnest" posters.

Anyway, you need to add the highest anonymity:postcount ratio, so I can win something for once :P
But more importantly you are the best vagina, it's been in your sig for over a year.

let this be a lesson to all of you - will hard work and dedication, you too can achieve your dreams!

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/7/73/The_More_You_Know.jpg
Where did you find that?
I've been looking for an image of/like that for like 2 years.:eek:

I'm not complaining, I don't really care. I just get puzzled when other people do care when they aren't mentioned...
I could nominate you for...uh...best music taste.

Not that you'd win, seeing as you're up against me. ;) :p :cool:

I could nominate you for...uh...best music taste.

Not that you'd win, seeing as you're up against me. ;) :p :cool:

And me.

*stares*

Where did you find that?
I've been looking for an image of/like that for like 2 years.:eek:

You haven't been paying attention. I've used that image plenty of times. :p

But more importantly you are the best vagina, it's been in your sig for over a year.
You make a damn fine point.

I agree with WYTYG that she has the best Vagina. :fluffle:

arr thanks a lot of things just jump into my head on how you know to agree with that

Where did you find that?
I've been looking for an image of/like that for like 2 years.:eek:

my good friend google

that won't work - noted communist mlk jr. is famous for having one

Um...
X-ref: Russian Revolution, Chinese Civil War.
Two major examples of vague revolutionary ideas working.

Ilaer

Um...
X-ref: Russian Revolution, Chinese Civil War.
Two major examples of vague revolutionary ideas working.

Ilaer

Yeah, if you don't mind killing millions of your own people over time.

As is always the case in situations where a name is not used I will claim this for myself and strut my stuff accordingly.

You may attempt to disallusion me but that I have only to say "LALALAICAN'THEARYOU"

Absolut class. :)

I nominate myself for most sleep deprived.

Pfft

You can't hold a candle to my awesome powers of sleeplessness!!!

Havent I created this thread? Stupid time warp...

my good friend google
Obviously google is not a good friend of mine, it always denies me.:(
You make a damn fine point.
Also the most experienced.:p

You haven't been paying attention. I've used that image plenty of times. :p
Bugger.