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If you had to pick any animal to be, what would it be and why?

Squirell, umm I gues it must be nut thing?

If you had to pick any animal to be, what would it be and why?

A cat. Sleep almost all day, and get one of those lumbering bipedal fools to feed you by purring when you're hungry. That's the life.

human:p

A MOTHERFUCKING snake, on a MOTHERFUCKING plane!

Aardvark, because I like funny words :p

totally a cat, a big fat house cat. people bring you food, and you get to lay around and nap all day, and when they piss you off you get to scratch them.

also, I could climb trees, and pounce on grasshoppers. :D

human:p

From Runaway Train:

Rebecca De Mornay: "You animal!"
Jon Voight: "Worse. Human!"

An African-American elephant, so I could stomp out the overly PC.

Tiger (http://www.productwiki.com/upload/images/manchurian_tiger_counted_cross_stitch.jpg)

Aardvark, because I like funny words :p

Or "Animal" from the Muppets :D

Wolf or a Tiger

A chinchilla.

A chinchilla.

Cuddly and wearable! Good choice!

A vagina, preferably one of those hairless variety, a la Paris Hilton's.

I'd be an 'outdoor cat'... somewhere between a house cat and a wild cat. That way I could prowl the neighbourhood hunting snakes and rats, then bring them home, leave them on the doorstep, and go inside to lie in the sun and be fed.

Pity we only live about 18 years. :(

I'd be an 'outdoor cat'... somewhere between a house cat and a wild cat. That way I could prowl the neighbourhood hunting snakes and rats, then bring them home, leave them on the doorstep, and go inside to lie in the sun and be fed.

Pity we only live about 18 years. :(

I've lived 18 years, I don't see why living to 100 is so special.

I've lived 18 years, I don't see why living to 100 is so special.

I've also lived 18 years, and it hasn't been anywhere near enough.

That is, of course, my own opinion; you may disagree, in which case remember that it's down the roa....


*slap*


sorry. :p

Definitely cat. They appear to be absolutely set in life.

http://www.pbfcomics.com/archive/0PBF27043BC-Bear_Boy.jpg

http://www.pbfcomics.com/archive/0PBF27043BC-Bear_Boy.jpg

Roffle :D

A wolf. But my tail would be an electric eel.

A wolf. Because.

A wolf. Because.

I are teh winner. :P

A white tiger. I can swim and defend myself. And I look cool.

And eat gay magicians?

A cat. Sleep almost all day, and get one of those lumbering bipedal fools to feed you by purring when you're hungry. That's the life.^ What he said. *nods*

Cuddly and wearable! Good choice!:p

http://www.pbfcomics.com/archive/0PBF27043BC-Bear_Boy.jpg:p

I'll see your electric eel and raise you one great-white shark duct taped to my back.:p

Sorry about the smiley spam but what can I say, they all made me laugh. <.<

A MOTHERFUCKING snake, on a MOTHERFUCKING plane!

"And remember kids, it's not big and it's not funny to gratuitously use swearwords. Especially when quoting from a rather poor quality film."
"What'll happen if we do, miss?"
"You'll end up like that poor idiot over there. You see him? I know him. His name's Pyralvex."

Really no need to swear so badly, is my point. At least use asterisks.

Ilaer

I are teh winner. :P

I'll see your electric eel and raise you one great-white shark duct taped to my back.

If you had to pick any animal to be, what would it be and why?

A white tiger. I can swim and defend myself. And I look cool.

http://www.pbfcomics.com/archive/0PBF27043BC-Bear_Boy.jpg

so he's a drop bear

I'd be a pig...

I bet Dina. could tell you why ;)

WereWolf best of two worlds

I'd probably be a lone wolf. Fits best with my personality.

And eat gay magicians?

It's a public service.

*snip*

Ilaer

Still signing all your posts? That's what the MOTHERFUCKING signature is for :D

Naked Molerat (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Naked_molerat)? :p

I'll see your electric eel and raise you one great-white shark duct taped to my back.

You're bluffing. I call a swarm of ninja bees livving in my large intestine.

I'd be a pig...

I beat Dina. could tell you why ;)

:p

You're bluffing. I call a swarm of ninja bees livving in my large intestine.

I've got a nest of hornets in one nostril and a nest of wasps in the other. And they have a peace treaty.

Gotta go, be back significantly later, but THIS IS NOT OVER!!!

Still signing all your posts? That's what the MOTHERFUCKING signature is for :D

:D
*adds Curious Inquiry to list of people who will be humiliated in front of children*

Ilaer

I've got a nest of hornets in one nostril and a nest of wasps in the other. And they have a peace treaty.

Gotta go, be back significantly later, but THIS IS NOT OVER!!!

I've got man-o-war's in my earlobes!

"And remember kids, it's not big and it's not funny to gratuitously use swearwords. Especially when quoting from a rather poor quality film."
"What'll happen if we do, miss?"
"You'll end up like that poor idiot over there. You see him? I know him. His name's Pyralvex."

Really no need to swear so badly, is my point. At least use asterisks.

Ilaer
You do know it's a movie quote, right?

I've got man-o-war's in my earlobes!

ANd now, angry ticks fire from my nipples

-gives a cookie to whoever gets the reference-

You do know it's a movie quote, right?

I think they understood that, with the whole "poor quality film" in the sentence.;)

I'd have to say a wolf, as well. Wolves are badass. The only downside, though, would be being hunted down by morons (http://www.cosmosmagazine.com/node/1001) who don't know the meaning of the phrase "endangered species" (http://www.mt.nrcs.usda.gov/news/factsheets/graywolf.html). :rolleyes:

You do know it's a movie quote, right?

You did read the entire post, right?
"... Especially when quoting from a rather poor quality film."
:D

Ilaer

Edit: Gah... Zilam got there first. :D
Thanks, Zilam!

I'd have to say a wolf, as well. Wolves are badass. The only downside, though, would be being hunted down by morons (http://www.cosmosmagazine.com/node/1001) who don't know the meaning of the phrase "endangered species" (http://www.mt.nrcs.usda.gov/news/factsheets/graywolf.html). :rolleyes:


-shoots the Rhaomi wolf.- ha! That's the last one of those around! I win!

You did read the entire post, right?
"... Especially when quoting from a rather poor quality film."
:D

Ilaer

Edit: Gah... Zilam got there first. :D
Thanks, Zilam!

Hehe. I'm quick to the draw :D

I think they understood that, with the whole "poor quality film" in the sentence.;)

You did read the entire post, right?
"... Especially when quoting from a rather poor quality film."
:D

Ilaer

Edit: Gah... Zilam got there first. :D
Thanks, Zilam!

Oh boy. >.<

<.<

a seahorse or a bonobo or a sloth. i would prefer human over any kind of animal though.

I'd have to say a wolf, as well. Wolves are badass. The only downside, though, would be being hunted down by morons (http://www.cosmosmagazine.com/node/1001) who don't know the meaning of the phrase "endangered species" (http://www.mt.nrcs.usda.gov/news/factsheets/graywolf.html). :rolleyes:

We should make a pack.

-shoots the Rhaomi wolf.- ha! That's the last one of those around! I win!

*farts ninja bees at piggy*

*farts ninja bees at piggy*

Lol.. that made me laugh.... alot..

Oh boy. >.<

<.<

:D
*pats WYTYG on the back*
There there.

Ilaer

Oh boy. >.<

<.<

Ahh its ok. You alloted one mistake per day :p

Oh boy. >.<

<.<

:fluffle:

http://img76.imageshack.us/img76/8315/tigersumatran3ov1.jpg

'Nuff said. :)

I'd be one of those antisocial creatures, and preferrably I'd prey on fellow endangered species.

http://img76.imageshack.us/img76/8315/tigersumatran3ov1.jpg

'Nuff said. :)

I'd be one of those antisocial creatures, and preferrably I'd prey on fellow endangered species.

I'll be the hat, you be the coat.

Wolf or a Tiger

A wolf. But my tail would be an electric eel.

A wolf. Because.

WereWolf best of two worlds

I'd probably be a lone wolf. Fits best with my personality.

I'd have to say a wolf, as well. Wolves are badass. The only downside, though, would be being hunted down by morons (http://www.cosmosmagazine.com/node/1001) who don't know the meaning of the phrase "endangered species" (http://www.mt.nrcs.usda.gov/news/factsheets/graywolf.html). :rolleyes:

We should make a pack.

Heh... I didn't notice that that many people said the same thing. Great minds think alike, no? :p

Heh... I didn't notice that that many people said the same thing. Great minds think alike, no? :p

:D quoted twice

I'll be the hat, you be the coat.
Heh, instead, how 'bout we turn some human into the hat/coat? True, it would require a level of dexterity tigers don't enjoy, but who ever said we needed logic? :) As 600 lbs of striped fur, muscle and pure viciousness, I get to make the rules.

Heh... I didn't notice that that many people said the same thing. Great minds think alike, no? :p
The difference being that great minds think :eek:

A grizzly bear.

Big, lumbering, powerful, hibernatiriffic!

Heh, instead, how 'bout we turn some human into the hat/coat? True, it would require a level of dexterity tigers don't enjoy, but who ever said we needed logic? :) As 600 lbs of striped fur, muscle and pure viciousness, I get to make the rules.

If you insist..

*sits in corner plotting*

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y79/Goomg/pet%20store/1ce368d6.jpg

Colossal Squid FTW! Just gotta me sure to stay outta the way of Blue Whales.

Jack London convinced me to be a wolf.

Battlesheep! No doubt about it.

Battlesheep! No doubt about it.

My WoW priest/engineer loves her Exploding Sheep :fluffle:

Red-Tailed Hawk.

All my spiritual issues aside, they're very successful creatures. Once they're mature they have few natural predators, they're accomplished hunters, like all flying birds they have a great deal of freedom. They've adapted quite well to humans encroaching on their habitat, utilizing open crop fields for hunting in, human for hunting from, and highways for scavenging; not to mention a few intrepid hawks that have made large cities like New York their home.

I suppose most of this applies to many birds of prey, but I have a special affinity for the Red-tail. Maybe it's because they're so prolific, I don't know.. And of course, this is aside from all the purely subjective stuff I enjoy about them, such as their appearance and their ease of training in falconry (a sport that I've sadly failed to pursue.)

..I wonder if you can tell I've spent far too much time thinking about this.

If you had to pick any animal to be, what would it be and why?

A little pussy... cat, that is.

A giant squid, because they kick ass.
Well, maybe they can't exactly kick ass, but they can certainly bash it with their tentacles.

http://piclib.nhm.ac.uk/piclib/www/comp.php?img=92233&frm=med&search=Architeuthis

See? Even dead and about to be pickled, you can't deny it's a truly amazing beastie.

A little pussy... cat, that is.

:p

human

A badger. Just to give some cows TB.

:p

Ah, c'mon... it's not like that was sooo surprising, is it? :p

I hope no one's said it...




























ManBearPig. :p

Ah, c'mon... it's not like that was sooo surprising, is it? :p

no :D

a melanistic felis silvestra grampia (black scottish wildcat). or an asian leopard cat, i can't decide. asian leopard cats are prettier, but scottish wildcats are cooler.

A spider.

I'd definitely be a cat. That would be really cool.

Fox.

Fox.

If I recall correctly from the photo threads, you already are ;)

Turtle, lion, or cheetah...or all three combined. :D

Grey wolf.

Spider.

Wolf or a Tiger

A wolf. But my tail would be an electric eel.

A wolf. Because.

I'd probably be a lone wolf. Fits best with my personality.

I'd have to say a wolf, as well. Wolves are badass. The only downside, though, would be being hunted down by morons (http://www.cosmosmagazine.com/node/1001) who don't know the meaning of the phrase "endangered species" (http://www.mt.nrcs.usda.gov/news/factsheets/graywolf.html). :rolleyes:

Jack London convinced me to be a wolf.

Grey wolf.

Wow, seven people now. Kinda weird...

Velociraptor of course, all shall dread my turkey-coyoteness.

ANd now, angry ticks fire from my nipples

-gives a cookie to whoever gets the reference-

Don Hertzfeld. Rejected Cartoon.

Y'know, I'd like to say something exotic, but I'd definitely be a dog.

I'm generally loyal, will beg for food, and will hump a stranger's leg if the opportunity presents itself.

Velociraptor of course, all shall dread my turkey-coyoteness.

Clevah guhl. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lx6X_VLtfIc)

Heh... I didn't notice that that many people said the same thing. Great minds think alike, no? :p

So do stupid ones. ;)

So do stupid ones. ;)

I bet you wish you were a moose. Short hair, long horn. :p

Bonobo. They really know how to live. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bonobo#Sexual_social_behavior)

I bet you wish you were a moose. Short hair, long horn. :p

Moose are f*ckin' STUPID animals.
Seriously.

How about weasels? :)

Moose are f*ckin' STUPID animals.
Seriously.

How about weasels? :)

Kanabanabiana is smurt.

Weasels? How did I know you were going to say that? :cool:

Weasels? How did I know you were going to say that? :cool:

Because i'm so obviously the biggest loser of that other thread.
http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=520127

Because i'm so obviously the biggest loser of that other thread.
http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=520127

Perhaps it's time to spice things up? Maybe a Weasel-Condor Dragon hybrid?

Perhaps it's time to spice things up? Maybe a Weasel-Condor Dragon hybrid?

I can see such an abomination gracing these very halls.
Or tubes, as it were. :)

Snow Leopard. Because they're beautiful, awesome hunters. And hang out in cold climates while the rest of you are being nuked~! Muahahahah~! Nuclear winter Snowleopard surpreme!

Snow Leopard. Because they're beautiful, awesome hunters. And hang out in cold climates while the rest of you are being nuked~! Muahahahah~! Nuclear winter Snowleopard surpreme!

Other than them being an endangered species and all, and with the Dalai Lama not being around to defend them, it's not looking so hot. :(

I can see such an abomination gracing these very halls.
Or tubes, as it were. :)

I don't think the mods would even be able to control it. Scary thought, eh?

I don't think the mods would even be able to control it. Scary thought, eh?
Ayup! ....and it also brings to mind .... could use just a pinch of Myrth in the mix.

Id' be either a giant half-chicken half-squirrel, or a man-bear-pig.

Ayup! ....and it also brings to mind .... could use just a pinch of Myrth in the mix.

*collects Myrth DNA*

This thing isn't going to die, is it? :eek:

if i were to be any animal i would be samuel l jackson...

*collects Myrth DNA*

This thing isn't going to die, is it? :eek:

Who cares?! Just do as you're told!

*collects Myrth DNA*

This thing isn't going to die, is it? :eek:

No, if Myrth is any indicator, it'll be more like when Anakin and Obi-Wan were looking on at Luke at the end of Episode VI.

Of a genetically engineered human race with superhuman capabilities.

Dolphin, definitely.

Failing that, bonobo.

Dolphin, definitely.

Failing that, bonobo.
*raises eyebrow*

Dolphin, definitely.

Failing that, bonobo.

Being a bonobo might be fun...

Being a bonobo might be fun...Considering what we've recently been able to read about dolphins, being a dolphin might be fun, too. Hence the raised eyebrow. :p

Honey badger, no one messes with honey badgers. That or possibly a wolverine.

Being a bonobo might be fun...
i recall the last time i went to the zoo that a mother had to try to tell her kid what they where doing
Considering what we've recently been able to read about dolphins, being a dolphin might be fun, too. Hence the raised eyebrow. :p

mm

Clevah guhl. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lx6X_VLtfIc)

Too bad Jurassic Park made them like 3 times the size they were, and not feathered. :(

What's a bonobo?

no its was more like whats that doing to that one if you know what i mean

i recall the last time i went to the zoo that a mother had to try to tell her kid what they where doing


mm

What's a bonobo?

What's a bonobo?

Like a little chimp with the sex drive of a drunken teenager, a drunken teenager who's never been guilted regarding sex before.

What's a bonobo?

monkeys who have a lot of sex.

http://i106.photobucket.com/albums/m252/RiverIsMyGoddess/icons/smiley_eyebrows.gif

Big Kitty... Really Big Kitty...

Like a little chimp with the sex drive of a drunken teenager, a drunken teenager who's never been guilted regarding sex before.

that need to get a room to do it in

Wolf.
Perhaps Turtle.

By the way, where is the poll!?

- snip -Hey, do you still have that little video clip of your stuffed bear? Wouldn't that totally fit into this thread? <.<

So what if I just want to see it again? *mopes*

Hey, do you still have that little video clip of your stuffed bear? Wouldn't that totally fit into this thread? <.<

So what if I just want to see it again? *mopes*

Noir is a kitten (a melanistic margay to be exact), and yes, yes I do.

http://h1.ripway.com/funeralxempire/whennoirattacks.avi

Why are all your threads the most simple one sentance questions you can think of?

Noir is a kitten (a melanistic margay to be exact) Well, if that isn't exactly the discussion we had the first time, too. She's totally a bear.

and yes, yes I do.

http://h1.ripway.com/funeralxempire/whennoirattacks.avi
http://www.freesmileys.org/emo/happy081.gif

Thank you. =)

Hey, do you still have that little video clip of your stuffed bear? Wouldn't that totally fit into this thread? <.<

So what if I just want to see it again? *mopes*

thanks you made me recall a email that sent me that i was trying to get over
that dog really needs help

A spice weasel. BAM! :)

A spice weasel. BAM! :)

I remember Baby, Posh, Sporty, and Ginger . . . which one was Weasel Spice?

I'm already more animal than man and its only getting worse.

A duck.
Why?
Because ducks are twenty shades of awesome.

A tiger. Why?

a) why not?
b) Tigers are bloody shexy!
c) the orange and black stripes are so going to come back into fashion!

However for that reason who imagines, a graceful, loping, beautiful animal, like a lion, but orange and black, yet retaining the firm majestic features, and praised by all in their jungle and then - :sniper:

bloody snipers/ poachery bums:headbang:

If i become rich enough im going to buy an African mercenary army to protect endangered species, and shoot poachers on sight :D

This thread should have had a public poll with some choices and others please post.

A Dog, loyal as a Dog.
La Habana Cuba

Hydralisk.

Hydralisk.
Phydralisk.

[/one-ups]

Wait, Zergs are called Hydralisks? I thought you were randomly combining mythical creatures.

Of all the animals in the world, I'd rather be a squirrel, climb up on the highest mountain & shit all over the world.

*raises eyebrow*

Are you referring to the recent story posted here about a dolphin attempting to have sex with a swimmer?

I was thinking more of their intelligence and grace, actually. ;)

Being a bonobo might be fun...

Hmm, yes (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bonobo#Sexual_social_behavior).

Carniverous +
A-social +
nocTurnal =
___________

CAT

=^^=
.../\...

Kookaburra, they eat snakes.

I remember Baby, Posh, Sporty, and Ginger . . . which one was Weasel Spice?

Victoria Beckham looks like a weasel.

Well, if that isn't exactly the discussion we had the first time, too. She's totally a bear.


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Thank you. =)

Bears have short tails, Noir's tail is as long as her, and she can hang from it like a monkey.