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What animal would you be?

Peepelonia
07-03-2007, 19:06
If you had to pick any animal to be, what would it be and why?

Squirell, umm I gues it must be nut thing?
Soviestan
07-03-2007, 19:08
If you had to pick any animal to be, what would it be and why?
Compulsive Depression
07-03-2007, 19:08
A cat. Sleep almost all day, and get one of those lumbering bipedal fools to feed you by purring when you're hungry. That's the life.
Underdownia
07-03-2007, 19:08
human:p
Pyralvex
07-03-2007, 19:08
A MOTHERFUCKING snake, on a MOTHERFUCKING plane!
Curious Inquiry
07-03-2007, 19:11
Aardvark, because I like funny words :p
Smunkeeville
07-03-2007, 19:12
totally a cat, a big fat house cat. people bring you food, and you get to lay around and nap all day, and when they piss you off you get to scratch them.

also, I could climb trees, and pounce on grasshoppers. :D
Curious Inquiry
07-03-2007, 19:13
human:p

From Runaway Train:

Rebecca De Mornay: "You animal!"
Jon Voight: "Worse. Human!"
Dexlysia
07-03-2007, 19:13
An African-American elephant, so I could stomp out the overly PC.
Farnhamia
07-03-2007, 19:14
Tiger (http://www.productwiki.com/upload/images/manchurian_tiger_counted_cross_stitch.jpg)
Curious Inquiry
07-03-2007, 19:15
Aardvark, because I like funny words :p

Or "Animal" from the Muppets :D
Imperial isa
07-03-2007, 19:17
Wolf or a Tiger
IL Ruffino
07-03-2007, 19:18
A chinchilla.
Curious Inquiry
07-03-2007, 19:20
A chinchilla.

Cuddly and wearable! Good choice!
Eve Online
07-03-2007, 19:22
A vagina, preferably one of those hairless variety, a la Paris Hilton's.
Catalasia
07-03-2007, 19:23
I'd be an 'outdoor cat'... somewhere between a house cat and a wild cat. That way I could prowl the neighbourhood hunting snakes and rats, then bring them home, leave them on the doorstep, and go inside to lie in the sun and be fed.

Pity we only live about 18 years. :(
Teh_pantless_hero
07-03-2007, 19:25
I'd be an 'outdoor cat'... somewhere between a house cat and a wild cat. That way I could prowl the neighbourhood hunting snakes and rats, then bring them home, leave them on the doorstep, and go inside to lie in the sun and be fed.

Pity we only live about 18 years. :(

I've lived 18 years, I don't see why living to 100 is so special.
Catalasia
07-03-2007, 19:33
I've lived 18 years, I don't see why living to 100 is so special.

I've also lived 18 years, and it hasn't been anywhere near enough.

That is, of course, my own opinion; you may disagree, in which case remember that it's down the roa....


*slap*


sorry. :p
Khadgar
07-03-2007, 19:37
Definitely cat. They appear to be absolutely set in life.
Kanabia
07-03-2007, 19:38
http://www.pbfcomics.com/archive/0PBF27043BC-Bear_Boy.jpg
Compulsive Depression
07-03-2007, 19:47
http://www.pbfcomics.com/archive/0PBF27043BC-Bear_Boy.jpg

Roffle :D
Dinaverg
07-03-2007, 19:55
A wolf. But my tail would be an electric eel.
Deus Malum
07-03-2007, 19:58
A wolf. Because.
Dinaverg
07-03-2007, 20:02
A wolf. Because.

I are teh winner. :P
Zilam
07-03-2007, 20:03
A white tiger. I can swim and defend myself. And I look cool.

And eat gay magicians?
Whereyouthinkyougoing
07-03-2007, 20:03
A cat. Sleep almost all day, and get one of those lumbering bipedal fools to feed you by purring when you're hungry. That's the life.^ What he said. *nods*

Cuddly and wearable! Good choice!:p

http://www.pbfcomics.com/archive/0PBF27043BC-Bear_Boy.jpg:p

I'll see your electric eel and raise you one great-white shark duct taped to my back.:p

Sorry about the smiley spam but what can I say, they all made me laugh. <.<
Ilaer
07-03-2007, 20:03
A MOTHERFUCKING snake, on a MOTHERFUCKING plane!

"And remember kids, it's not big and it's not funny to gratuitously use swearwords. Especially when quoting from a rather poor quality film."
"What'll happen if we do, miss?"
"You'll end up like that poor idiot over there. You see him? I know him. His name's Pyralvex."

Really no need to swear so badly, is my point. At least use asterisks.

Ilaer
Deus Malum
07-03-2007, 20:03
I are teh winner. :P

I'll see your electric eel and raise you one great-white shark duct taped to my back.
Johnny B Goode
07-03-2007, 20:04
If you had to pick any animal to be, what would it be and why?

A white tiger. I can swim and defend myself. And I look cool.
Imperial isa
07-03-2007, 20:04
http://www.pbfcomics.com/archive/0PBF27043BC-Bear_Boy.jpg

so he's a drop bear
Zilam
07-03-2007, 20:05
I'd be a pig...

I bet Dina. could tell you why ;)
Imperial isa
07-03-2007, 20:06
WereWolf best of two worlds
The Literate Elite
07-03-2007, 20:08
I'd probably be a lone wolf. Fits best with my personality.
Johnny B Goode
07-03-2007, 20:09
And eat gay magicians?

It's a public service.
Curious Inquiry
07-03-2007, 20:10
*snip*

Ilaer

Still signing all your posts? That's what the MOTHERFUCKING signature is for :D
Politeia utopia
07-03-2007, 20:10
Naked Molerat (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Naked_molerat)? :p
Dinaverg
07-03-2007, 20:10
I'll see your electric eel and raise you one great-white shark duct taped to my back.

You're bluffing. I call a swarm of ninja bees livving in my large intestine.
Dinaverg
07-03-2007, 20:11
I'd be a pig...

I beat Dina. could tell you why ;)

:p
Deus Malum
07-03-2007, 20:11
You're bluffing. I call a swarm of ninja bees livving in my large intestine.

I've got a nest of hornets in one nostril and a nest of wasps in the other. And they have a peace treaty.

Gotta go, be back significantly later, but THIS IS NOT OVER!!!
Ilaer
07-03-2007, 20:15
Still signing all your posts? That's what the MOTHERFUCKING signature is for :D

:D
*adds Curious Inquiry to list of people who will be humiliated in front of children*

Ilaer
Dinaverg
07-03-2007, 20:21
I've got a nest of hornets in one nostril and a nest of wasps in the other. And they have a peace treaty.

Gotta go, be back significantly later, but THIS IS NOT OVER!!!

I've got man-o-war's in my earlobes!
Whereyouthinkyougoing
07-03-2007, 20:22
"And remember kids, it's not big and it's not funny to gratuitously use swearwords. Especially when quoting from a rather poor quality film."
"What'll happen if we do, miss?"
"You'll end up like that poor idiot over there. You see him? I know him. His name's Pyralvex."

Really no need to swear so badly, is my point. At least use asterisks.

Ilaer
You do know it's a movie quote, right?
Zilam
07-03-2007, 20:22
I've got man-o-war's in my earlobes!

ANd now, angry ticks fire from my nipples

-gives a cookie to whoever gets the reference-
Zilam
07-03-2007, 20:23
You do know it's a movie quote, right?

I think they understood that, with the whole "poor quality film" in the sentence.;)
Rhaomi
07-03-2007, 20:23
I'd have to say a wolf, as well. Wolves are badass. The only downside, though, would be being hunted down by morons (http://www.cosmosmagazine.com/node/1001) who don't know the meaning of the phrase "endangered species" (http://www.mt.nrcs.usda.gov/news/factsheets/graywolf.html). :rolleyes:
Ilaer
07-03-2007, 20:24
You do know it's a movie quote, right?

You did read the entire post, right?
"... Especially when quoting from a rather poor quality film."
:D

Ilaer

Edit: Gah... Zilam got there first. :D
Thanks, Zilam!
Zilam
07-03-2007, 20:25
I'd have to say a wolf, as well. Wolves are badass. The only downside, though, would be being hunted down by morons (http://www.cosmosmagazine.com/node/1001) who don't know the meaning of the phrase "endangered species" (http://www.mt.nrcs.usda.gov/news/factsheets/graywolf.html). :rolleyes:


-shoots the Rhaomi wolf.- ha! That's the last one of those around! I win!
Zilam
07-03-2007, 20:26
You did read the entire post, right?
"... Especially when quoting from a rather poor quality film."
:D

Ilaer

Edit: Gah... Zilam got there first. :D
Thanks, Zilam!

Hehe. I'm quick to the draw :D
Whereyouthinkyougoing
07-03-2007, 20:26
I think they understood that, with the whole "poor quality film" in the sentence.;)

You did read the entire post, right?
"... Especially when quoting from a rather poor quality film."
:D

Ilaer

Edit: Gah... Zilam got there first. :D
Thanks, Zilam!

Oh boy. >.<

<.<
Isidoor
07-03-2007, 20:29
a seahorse or a bonobo or a sloth. i would prefer human over any kind of animal though.
Dinaverg
07-03-2007, 20:30
I'd have to say a wolf, as well. Wolves are badass. The only downside, though, would be being hunted down by morons (http://www.cosmosmagazine.com/node/1001) who don't know the meaning of the phrase "endangered species" (http://www.mt.nrcs.usda.gov/news/factsheets/graywolf.html). :rolleyes:

We should make a pack.
Dinaverg
07-03-2007, 20:31
-shoots the Rhaomi wolf.- ha! That's the last one of those around! I win!

*farts ninja bees at piggy*
Zilam
07-03-2007, 20:32
*farts ninja bees at piggy*

Lol.. that made me laugh.... alot..
Ilaer
07-03-2007, 20:32
Oh boy. >.<

<.<

:D
*pats WYTYG on the back*
There there.

Ilaer
Zilam
07-03-2007, 20:33
Oh boy. >.<

<.<

Ahh its ok. You alloted one mistake per day :p
Imperial isa
07-03-2007, 20:35
Oh boy. >.<

<.<

:fluffle:
Europa Maxima
07-03-2007, 20:35
http://img76.imageshack.us/img76/8315/tigersumatran3ov1.jpg

'Nuff said. :)

I'd be one of those antisocial creatures, and preferrably I'd prey on fellow endangered species.
IL Ruffino
07-03-2007, 20:41
http://img76.imageshack.us/img76/8315/tigersumatran3ov1.jpg

'Nuff said. :)

I'd be one of those antisocial creatures, and preferrably I'd prey on fellow endangered species.

I'll be the hat, you be the coat.
Rhaomi
07-03-2007, 20:42
Wolf or a Tiger

A wolf. But my tail would be an electric eel.

A wolf. Because.

WereWolf best of two worlds

I'd probably be a lone wolf. Fits best with my personality.

I'd have to say a wolf, as well. Wolves are badass. The only downside, though, would be being hunted down by morons (http://www.cosmosmagazine.com/node/1001) who don't know the meaning of the phrase "endangered species" (http://www.mt.nrcs.usda.gov/news/factsheets/graywolf.html). :rolleyes:

We should make a pack.

Heh... I didn't notice that that many people said the same thing. Great minds think alike, no? :p
Imperial isa
07-03-2007, 20:47
Heh... I didn't notice that that many people said the same thing. Great minds think alike, no? :p

:D quoted twice
Europa Maxima
07-03-2007, 20:50
I'll be the hat, you be the coat.
Heh, instead, how 'bout we turn some human into the hat/coat? True, it would require a level of dexterity tigers don't enjoy, but who ever said we needed logic? :) As 600 lbs of striped fur, muscle and pure viciousness, I get to make the rules.
Curious Inquiry
07-03-2007, 20:56
Heh... I didn't notice that that many people said the same thing. Great minds think alike, no? :p
The difference being that great minds think :eek:
Andaluciae
07-03-2007, 20:58
A grizzly bear.

Big, lumbering, powerful, hibernatiriffic!
IL Ruffino
07-03-2007, 21:17
Heh, instead, how 'bout we turn some human into the hat/coat? True, it would require a level of dexterity tigers don't enjoy, but who ever said we needed logic? :) As 600 lbs of striped fur, muscle and pure viciousness, I get to make the rules.

If you insist..

*sits in corner plotting*

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y79/Goomg/pet%20store/1ce368d6.jpg
Bowl Movements
07-03-2007, 21:38
Colossal Squid FTW! Just gotta me sure to stay outta the way of Blue Whales.
Agerias
07-03-2007, 21:48
Jack London convinced me to be a wolf.
Mecha zero-one
07-03-2007, 21:54
Battlesheep! No doubt about it.
Curious Inquiry
07-03-2007, 22:04
Battlesheep! No doubt about it.

My WoW priest/engineer loves her Exploding Sheep :fluffle:
Mirkai
07-03-2007, 22:05
Red-Tailed Hawk.

All my spiritual issues aside, they're very successful creatures. Once they're mature they have few natural predators, they're accomplished hunters, like all flying birds they have a great deal of freedom. They've adapted quite well to humans encroaching on their habitat, utilizing open crop fields for hunting in, human for hunting from, and highways for scavenging; not to mention a few intrepid hawks that have made large cities like New York their home.

I suppose most of this applies to many birds of prey, but I have a special affinity for the Red-tail. Maybe it's because they're so prolific, I don't know.. And of course, this is aside from all the purely subjective stuff I enjoy about them, such as their appearance and their ease of training in falconry (a sport that I've sadly failed to pursue.)

..I wonder if you can tell I've spent far too much time thinking about this.
Cabra West
07-03-2007, 22:30
If you had to pick any animal to be, what would it be and why?

A little pussy... cat, that is.
The Pictish Revival
07-03-2007, 22:31
A giant squid, because they kick ass.
Well, maybe they can't exactly kick ass, but they can certainly bash it with their tentacles.

http://piclib.nhm.ac.uk/piclib/www/comp.php?img=92233&frm=med&search=Architeuthis

See? Even dead and about to be pickled, you can't deny it's a truly amazing beastie.
Imperial isa
07-03-2007, 22:56
A little pussy... cat, that is.

:p
Swilatia
07-03-2007, 22:58
human
Yootopia
07-03-2007, 22:58
A badger. Just to give some cows TB.
Cabra West
07-03-2007, 22:59
:p

Ah, c'mon... it's not like that was sooo surprising, is it? :p
Minaris
07-03-2007, 23:01
I hope no one's said it...




























ManBearPig. :p
Imperial isa
07-03-2007, 23:07
Ah, c'mon... it's not like that was sooo surprising, is it? :p

no :D
Infinite Revolution
07-03-2007, 23:45
a melanistic felis silvestra grampia (black scottish wildcat). or an asian leopard cat, i can't decide. asian leopard cats are prettier, but scottish wildcats are cooler.
East Nhovistrana
07-03-2007, 23:46
A spider.
Nadkor
08-03-2007, 00:12
I'd definitely be a cat. That would be really cool.
Terrorist Cakes
08-03-2007, 01:11
Fox.
Curious Inquiry
08-03-2007, 01:59
Fox.

If I recall correctly from the photo threads, you already are ;)
Sel Appa
08-03-2007, 02:02
Turtle, lion, or cheetah...or all three combined. :D
Mythotic Kelkia
08-03-2007, 02:02
Grey wolf.
Dobbsworld
08-03-2007, 02:05
Spider.
Rhaomi
08-03-2007, 02:10
Wolf or a Tiger

A wolf. But my tail would be an electric eel.

A wolf. Because.

I'd probably be a lone wolf. Fits best with my personality.

I'd have to say a wolf, as well. Wolves are badass. The only downside, though, would be being hunted down by morons (http://www.cosmosmagazine.com/node/1001) who don't know the meaning of the phrase "endangered species" (http://www.mt.nrcs.usda.gov/news/factsheets/graywolf.html). :rolleyes:

Jack London convinced me to be a wolf.

Grey wolf.

Wow, seven people now. Kinda weird...
Soviet Haaregrad
08-03-2007, 02:24
Velociraptor of course, all shall dread my turkey-coyoteness.
Deus Malum
08-03-2007, 03:20
ANd now, angry ticks fire from my nipples

-gives a cookie to whoever gets the reference-

Don Hertzfeld. Rejected Cartoon.
Mikesburg
08-03-2007, 03:54
Y'know, I'd like to say something exotic, but I'd definitely be a dog.

I'm generally loyal, will beg for food, and will hump a stranger's leg if the opportunity presents itself.
New Stalinberg
08-03-2007, 04:09
Velociraptor of course, all shall dread my turkey-coyoteness.

Clevah guhl. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lx6X_VLtfIc)
Kanabia
08-03-2007, 04:27
Heh... I didn't notice that that many people said the same thing. Great minds think alike, no? :p

So do stupid ones. ;)
IL Ruffino
08-03-2007, 04:40
So do stupid ones. ;)

I bet you wish you were a moose. Short hair, long horn. :p
Gargantuan Penguins
08-03-2007, 05:33
Bonobo. They really know how to live. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bonobo#Sexual_social_behavior)
The Brevious
08-03-2007, 08:17
I bet you wish you were a moose. Short hair, long horn. :p

Moose are f*ckin' STUPID animals.
Seriously.

How about weasels? :)
IL Ruffino
08-03-2007, 08:22
Moose are f*ckin' STUPID animals.
Seriously.

How about weasels? :)

Kanabanabiana is smurt.

Weasels? How did I know you were going to say that? :cool:
The Brevious
08-03-2007, 08:24
Weasels? How did I know you were going to say that? :cool:

Because i'm so obviously the biggest loser of that other thread.
http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=520127
IL Ruffino
08-03-2007, 08:28
Because i'm so obviously the biggest loser of that other thread.
http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=520127

Perhaps it's time to spice things up? Maybe a Weasel-Condor Dragon hybrid?
The Brevious
08-03-2007, 08:29
Perhaps it's time to spice things up? Maybe a Weasel-Condor Dragon hybrid?

I can see such an abomination gracing these very halls.
Or tubes, as it were. :)
Kissakitty Land
08-03-2007, 08:29
Snow Leopard. Because they're beautiful, awesome hunters. And hang out in cold climates while the rest of you are being nuked~! Muahahahah~! Nuclear winter Snowleopard surpreme!
The Brevious
08-03-2007, 08:32
Snow Leopard. Because they're beautiful, awesome hunters. And hang out in cold climates while the rest of you are being nuked~! Muahahahah~! Nuclear winter Snowleopard surpreme!

Other than them being an endangered species and all, and with the Dalai Lama not being around to defend them, it's not looking so hot. :(
IL Ruffino
08-03-2007, 08:32
I can see such an abomination gracing these very halls.
Or tubes, as it were. :)

I don't think the mods would even be able to control it. Scary thought, eh?
The Brevious
08-03-2007, 08:33
I don't think the mods would even be able to control it. Scary thought, eh?
Ayup! ....and it also brings to mind .... could use just a pinch of Myrth in the mix.
Posi
08-03-2007, 08:34
Id' be either a giant half-chicken half-squirrel, or a man-bear-pig.
IL Ruffino
08-03-2007, 08:40
Ayup! ....and it also brings to mind .... could use just a pinch of Myrth in the mix.

*collects Myrth DNA*

This thing isn't going to die, is it? :eek:
Minoriteeburg
08-03-2007, 08:43
if i were to be any animal i would be samuel l jackson...
Posi
08-03-2007, 08:46
*collects Myrth DNA*

This thing isn't going to die, is it? :eek:

Who cares?! Just do as you're told!
The Brevious
08-03-2007, 08:48
*collects Myrth DNA*

This thing isn't going to die, is it? :eek:

No, if Myrth is any indicator, it'll be more like when Anakin and Obi-Wan were looking on at Luke at the end of Episode VI.
Divine Imaginary Fluff
08-03-2007, 09:19
Of a genetically engineered human race with superhuman capabilities.
Soheran
08-03-2007, 09:28
Dolphin, definitely.

Failing that, bonobo.
Whereyouthinkyougoing
08-03-2007, 17:10
Dolphin, definitely.

Failing that, bonobo.
*raises eyebrow*
Cabra West
08-03-2007, 17:13
Dolphin, definitely.

Failing that, bonobo.

Being a bonobo might be fun...
Whereyouthinkyougoing
08-03-2007, 17:15
Being a bonobo might be fun...Considering what we've recently been able to read about dolphins, being a dolphin might be fun, too. Hence the raised eyebrow. :p
Rambhutan
08-03-2007, 17:24
Honey badger, no one messes with honey badgers. That or possibly a wolverine.
Imperial isa
08-03-2007, 17:24
Being a bonobo might be fun...
i recall the last time i went to the zoo that a mother had to try to tell her kid what they where doing
Considering what we've recently been able to read about dolphins, being a dolphin might be fun, too. Hence the raised eyebrow. :p

mm
Soviet Haaregrad
08-03-2007, 18:02
Clevah guhl. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lx6X_VLtfIc)

Too bad Jurassic Park made them like 3 times the size they were, and not feathered. :(
Imperial isa
08-03-2007, 18:05
What's a bonobo?

no its was more like whats that doing to that one if you know what i mean
Deus Malum
08-03-2007, 18:07
i recall the last time i went to the zoo that a mother had to try to tell her kid what they where doing


mm

What's a bonobo?
Soviet Haaregrad
08-03-2007, 18:11
What's a bonobo?

Like a little chimp with the sex drive of a drunken teenager, a drunken teenager who's never been guilted regarding sex before.
Isidoor
08-03-2007, 18:14
What's a bonobo?

monkeys who have a lot of sex.

http://i106.photobucket.com/albums/m252/RiverIsMyGoddess/icons/smiley_eyebrows.gif
JuNii
08-03-2007, 18:15
Big Kitty... Really Big Kitty...
Imperial isa
08-03-2007, 18:22
Like a little chimp with the sex drive of a drunken teenager, a drunken teenager who's never been guilted regarding sex before.

that need to get a room to do it in
The Coral Islands
08-03-2007, 18:22
Wolf.
Perhaps Turtle.

By the way, where is the poll!?
Whereyouthinkyougoing
08-03-2007, 18:26
- snip -Hey, do you still have that little video clip of your stuffed bear? Wouldn't that totally fit into this thread? <.<

So what if I just want to see it again? *mopes*
Soviet Haaregrad
08-03-2007, 18:33
Hey, do you still have that little video clip of your stuffed bear? Wouldn't that totally fit into this thread? <.<

So what if I just want to see it again? *mopes*

Noir is a kitten (a melanistic margay to be exact), and yes, yes I do.

http://h1.ripway.com/funeralxempire/whennoirattacks.avi
Hydesland
08-03-2007, 18:36
Why are all your threads the most simple one sentance questions you can think of?
Whereyouthinkyougoing
08-03-2007, 18:36
Noir is a kitten (a melanistic margay to be exact) Well, if that isn't exactly the discussion we had the first time, too. She's totally a bear.

and yes, yes I do.

http://h1.ripway.com/funeralxempire/whennoirattacks.avi
http://www.freesmileys.org/emo/happy081.gif

Thank you. =)
Imperial isa
08-03-2007, 18:40
Hey, do you still have that little video clip of your stuffed bear? Wouldn't that totally fit into this thread? <.<

So what if I just want to see it again? *mopes*

thanks you made me recall a email that sent me that i was trying to get over
that dog really needs help
Lunatic Goofballs
08-03-2007, 19:23
A spice weasel. BAM! :)
Curious Inquiry
08-03-2007, 19:26
A spice weasel. BAM! :)

I remember Baby, Posh, Sporty, and Ginger . . . which one was Weasel Spice?
Carnivorous Lickers
08-03-2007, 19:29
I'm already more animal than man and its only getting worse.
Eltaphilon
08-03-2007, 19:35
A duck.
Why?
Because ducks are twenty shades of awesome.
Honourable Angels
08-03-2007, 19:43
A tiger. Why?

a) why not?
b) Tigers are bloody shexy!
c) the orange and black stripes are so going to come back into fashion!

However for that reason who imagines, a graceful, loping, beautiful animal, like a lion, but orange and black, yet retaining the firm majestic features, and praised by all in their jungle and then - :sniper:

bloody snipers/ poachery bums:headbang:

If i become rich enough im going to buy an African mercenary army to protect endangered species, and shoot poachers on sight :D
La Habana Cuba
09-03-2007, 08:46
This thread should have had a public poll with some choices and others please post.

A Dog, loyal as a Dog.
La Habana Cuba
Vetalia
09-03-2007, 08:53
Hydralisk.
Hamilay
09-03-2007, 08:55
Hydralisk.
Phydralisk.

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Wait, Zergs are called Hydralisks? I thought you were randomly combining mythical creatures.
Similization
09-03-2007, 08:56
Of all the animals in the world, I'd rather be a squirrel, climb up on the highest mountain & shit all over the world.
Soheran
09-03-2007, 08:58
*raises eyebrow*

Are you referring to the recent story posted here about a dolphin attempting to have sex with a swimmer?

I was thinking more of their intelligence and grace, actually. ;)

Being a bonobo might be fun...

Hmm, yes (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bonobo#Sexual_social_behavior).
Cameroi
09-03-2007, 09:14
Carniverous +
A-social +
nocTurnal =
___________

CAT

=^^=
.../\...
Boonytopia
09-03-2007, 10:19
Kookaburra, they eat snakes.
Soviet Haaregrad
09-03-2007, 11:57
I remember Baby, Posh, Sporty, and Ginger . . . which one was Weasel Spice?

Victoria Beckham looks like a weasel.
Soviet Haaregrad
09-03-2007, 12:02
Well, if that isn't exactly the discussion we had the first time, too. She's totally a bear.


http://www.freesmileys.org/emo/happy081.gif

Thank you. =)

Bears have short tails, Noir's tail is as long as her, and she can hang from it like a monkey.