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# sooo.. what are the words in your Country for PENIS.. and Vagina?

OcceanDrive
07-03-2007, 17:15
message to the mods.. If I am not allowed to use these words in the title.. edit them at will.

this thread was interesting..
http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=520050

also.. is the use of these words commonplace?
BTW..what is the words used for breasts.

and are this words used in what way?

over here (US) in English.. we use (sex organs) a lot for cursing.. not as much in Spanish.

In French Canada they use more.. religious symbols for cursing.
OcceanDrive
07-03-2007, 17:17
BTW one of my 2007 resolutions

is to use the word wii.
OcceanDrive
07-03-2007, 17:19
some the words US use here are..

Vagina
Puss
Pussy
beaver
OcceanDrive
07-03-2007, 17:19
I've heard "OcceanDrive" for both of them. :pyou are not the only one.. ;)
Farnhamia
07-03-2007, 17:20
I've heard "OcceanDrive" for both of them. :p

Ssshhh ... don't interrupt while he's talking to himself. :p
Eltaphilon
07-03-2007, 17:20
Too many to count, although I personally like "Wilkins" and "clunge".

Wilkins and Clunge? I smell an Odd Couple-esque sitcom.
Cluichstan
07-03-2007, 17:21
I've heard "OcceanDrive" for both of them. :p
OcceanDrive
07-03-2007, 17:22
I've heard "OcceanDrive" for both of them. :pone piece of information is missing for my database..

in what country(s) they use that word?
Cabra West
07-03-2007, 17:24
There are many. One of the more amusing is minge. Feel free to guess whether it means penis or vagina.

Every regular South Park viewer will know that ;)
OcceanDrive
07-03-2007, 17:25
There are many. One of the more amusing is minge. Feel free to guess whether it means penis or vagina.minge?
I say... its the male wii.

Am i wrong?
Ifreann
07-03-2007, 17:26
There are many. One of the more amusing is minge. Feel free to guess whether it means penis or vagina.
OcceanDrive
07-03-2007, 17:27
Every regular South Park viewer will know that ;)I love S-park.. yet I dont have a clue..
at least tell us what country is that from.. Germany?
Hydesland
07-03-2007, 17:29
Every regular South Park viewer will know that ;)

Or anyone living in England.
Ifreann
07-03-2007, 17:29
minge?
I say... its the male wii.

Am i wrong?

Incorrect
IL Ruffino
07-03-2007, 17:30
Why is your penis more prominent than your vagina?
OcceanDrive
07-03-2007, 17:30
Brazilian Portuguese (And do delete this, ops, if it's against the rules):.Damn..

I am changing the title V-word and P-word..

I feel I am going to be asked to take a vacation again.
OcceanDrive
07-03-2007, 17:33
Why is your penis more prominent than your vagina?haven't you heard?? I am a sexist Motthe-Fukker..

probably a banned sexist Motta-Fokker

Damn-it I cant change the tittle.. I think I am going to need an aspirin or something.
Curious Inquiry
07-03-2007, 17:34
How about "weewee" and "coocoo"?

As far as breasts? "Tits." Coloquial usuage, "something that is good." I.e. "Free ice cream? Tits!"
Greyenivol Colony
07-03-2007, 17:35
These are the words I personally use (roughly in order of preference):

Minge, muff, ****, twat, pussy, fanny, gash.
Cabra West
07-03-2007, 17:36
I love S-park.. yet I dont have a clue..
at least tell us what country is that from.. Germany?

It's being used in both the UK and Ireland
Greyenivol Colony
07-03-2007, 17:37
I love S-park.. yet I dont have a clue..
at least tell us what country is that from.. Germany?

I thought minge was one of the more common terms? Everyone I know uses it as either their primary or secondary term for it.
OcceanDrive
07-03-2007, 17:38
I thought minge was one of the more common terms?see??.. that why I started this information thread..

I feel knowing the sexual language is very important for social inter-change:fluffle: .. specially in this era of the Global village.
Cluichstan
07-03-2007, 17:39
one piece of information is missing for my database..

in what country(s) they use that word?


Something is missing from your post, too: a sense of humour. :p
OcceanDrive
07-03-2007, 17:40
Something is missing from your post, too: a sense of humour. :pfor that.. I am counting on you baby ;)

dont let us down
IL Ruffino
07-03-2007, 17:42
haven't you heard?? I am a sexist Motthe-Fukker..

probably a banned sexist Motta-Fokker

Damn-it I cant change the tittle.. I think I am going to need an aspirin or something.

If they ban you for saying "penis" and "vagina", I'm giving up on life.
Imperial isa
07-03-2007, 17:43
These are the words I personally use (roughly in order of preference):

Minge, muff, ****, twat, pussy, fanny, gash.

only those four i most hear the most

can't use **** outside of sex get yelled at, only time i have used it outside of sex is at the right time and right kin of person
OcceanDrive
07-03-2007, 17:50
Why is your penis more prominent than your vagina?and yes.. my penis is indeed quite prominent :D
Teh_pantless_hero
07-03-2007, 17:52
In the US, there are no sex organs.
IL Ruffino
07-03-2007, 17:54
and yes.. my penis is indeed quite prominent :D

Took you a while.. :p
Aryavartha
07-03-2007, 18:12
haha...we Indians are lucky because we can curse in so many different languages. :p

V-word is Chooth and P-word is Louda/lauda in Hindi
Pundai and sunni in Tamil.

Lauda ka bal is an oft used cuss word in Hindi. Means hair of penis.
OcceanDrive
07-03-2007, 18:14
haha...we Indians are lucky because we can curse in so many different languages. :p

V-word is Chooth and P-word is Louda/lauda in Hindi
Pundai and sunni in Tamil.

Lauda ka bal is an oft used cuss word in Hindi. Means hair of penis.Lauda? I tough that was a Russian car :D
Siph
07-03-2007, 18:17
Every regular South Park viewer will know that ;)

Oprah!
New Genoa
07-03-2007, 18:17
Penis - cock, dick

Vagina - pussy, **** (sometimes, I use it more to mean a person than the organ)
China Phenomenon
07-03-2007, 18:20
Here's an incomprehensive lesson on the essential vocabulary of the Finnish language. Since there are more words than I can count for both body parts, I'll just list the most common ones.

Penis:

Whereas the most common official medical term is 'penis', also 'siitin' is often used in that way.

'Pippeli' is a non-offensive word, mainly used by small children. Another, less common one, is 'klinu'.

'Muna' is possibly the most common word, rather neutral. Alternatively in the plural form, 'munat', it means the testicles. The word also means an egg.

Somewhat offensive ones are 'mulkku' and 'kyrpä'. They can also be used, when you want to let someone know that he's not a nice person, as in, "you're a dick".

Other words include 'lerssi', 'jorma', 'jortikka', and 'vehje'. These are not very offensive, and are primarily used in light conversation.


Vagina:

'Vagina' is used as a medical term, as well as 'emätin'. Small children usually call it 'pimppi'.

The most common word is 'pillu', but it's rather offensive. I don't think there are any good neutral everyday words for it besides 'vagina'.

'Vittu' is possibly the most offensive word in our language. In its use, it's very similar to 'fuck' as a curse word, although it's even more versatile. For example, verbs such as 'vituttaa'* and 'vittuilla'** are common derivatives of the word.

*(=to be pissed off, annoyed, or depressed. Interestingly, the literal translation is "to be in the mood for some ****")
**(=to attack verbally and intentionally offend)

In general, words for vagina are far more offensive than words for penis. 'Vittu' is one of the most common words used for cursing, but other than that, most of our curse words come from religion.


Breasts:

The direct translation is 'rinnat', but by far the most common word is 'tissit'. It's mildly offensive, and should be avoided when women are around.
Greyenivol Colony
07-03-2007, 18:23
In Soviet Russia, genitals name YOU!!
Divine Imaginary Fluff
07-03-2007, 18:48
As for Swedish:

Penis and vagina are the medical terms, non-offensive, and relatively casually used.

The most casual, common word for penis that is non-offensive is snopp. Snorre is also sometimes used. There is also a massive load of slang (goes for both body parts) which I, being a solitary nerd, don't hang around people nearly enough to have heard and memorized.

For vagina, though I have as of yet never heard it used in conversation apart from when the word itself was discussed, slida is non-offensive.

Then there are the equivalents of cock and **** - kuk och fitta. They are equivalently among the strongest swear words, and used as exclamations as well as insults. (kuk often in the form of kukhuvud - cockhead)
Fassigen
07-03-2007, 19:02
Penis = penis or "manslem" and vagina = vagina or "slida" (lit. sheath, as in "sword sheath") in Swedish, unsurprisingly since they are Latin words. Both have a medical ring to them, especially vagina.

"Snopp" or "pitt" are neutral word for penis. The corresponding neutral word for vagina is "snippa". Both "snopp" and "snippa" are used by children.

Offensive words for penis are kuk (cock), task (dick) and balle (used to denote the penis and testicles as a unit). There are many, many more.

Offensive words for vagina are fitta (****, and is of equal offensive value as the English equivalent - it used to mean literally "moist meadow", bit it is uncertain if the meadow got its name from the **** or the **** from the meadow, in any case, it didn't used to be offensive at all, which can make reading certain 16th century texts quite hilarious), mutta (somewhere between pussy and ****), mus (pussy). Even here, there are many, many more.
The Treacle Mine Road
07-03-2007, 20:51
I love the word todger for penis. My favourite phrase is "shaking hands with the bishop of love" meaning wanking.
Haken Rider
07-03-2007, 21:07
Penis:

Penis, piemel, plasser, lul,...


Vagina:

Vagina, kut, poesje,...


Breasts:

Borsten, tetten, tieten, memmen, loezen,...


Sadisfied now, you sick perv? :p
East Nhovistrana
07-03-2007, 21:13
haha...we Indians are lucky because we can curse in so many different languages. :p

V-word is Chooth and P-word is Louda/lauda in Hindi
Pundai and sunni in Tamil.

Lauda ka bal is an oft used cuss word in Hindi. Means hair of penis.

Sunni is Tamil for vagina? One you'd perhaps want to avoid using in central Iraq...
Edit: on closer examination, it seems you're saying it means penis. I'm not sure which would be funnier.
Farnhamia
07-03-2007, 21:24
Sunni is Tamil for vagina? One you'd perhaps want to avoid using in central Iraq...
Edit: on closer examination, it seems you're saying it means penis. I'm not sure which would be funnier.

Ah, but the Shi'ites would find it very funny.
The Tribes Of Longton
07-03-2007, 21:33
Watashi anatano oppai suitai!

Oh, to answer the original. Erm, we use chinko and manko. Another would be kintama for a related object (or objects). I think. It's been a while since we lived with Haruki.
Ilaer
07-03-2007, 21:48
message to the mods.. If I am not allowed to use these words in the title.. edit them at will.

this thread was interesting..
http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=520050

also.. is the use of these words commonplace?
BTW..what is the words used for breasts.

and are this words used in what way?

over here (US) in English.. we use (sex organs) a lot for cursing.. not as much in Spanish.

In French Canada they use more.. religious symbols for cursing.

Each day, in every way...
The people of NSG get weirder and weirder.

Ilaer
GrandBill II
07-03-2007, 22:03
In French Canada they use more.. religious symbols for cursing.

Ostie d'calisse de tabarnak!

Hum....... feel better. But the older and more religious generation will usually use really weird word when cursing. That came from our television which kind of ban religious curse. So you might heard some géritol, chop suey, bâtard,....

Now for the P-Word, we use:

Bizoune, zoune, quéquette, queu, bat

And the V-Word

Noune, plotte (offensive)
Soyut
07-03-2007, 22:21
Penis - the nutty hotdog, John

Vagina - The hairy monster, Susan
Intelligent Humans
08-03-2007, 01:56
in Portuguese (Portugal)

Vagina - Vagina
Pussy/**** - Cona

Penis - Pénis
Cock/Dick - Caralho, Picha

Anus - Anûs
Ass - Cú
Bum - Traseiro

Breasts - Peitos
Nipples - Mamilos
Boobs - Mamas

Sex - Sexo
Fuck - Foder/Foda

Oral Sex - Sexo Oral
Blowjob - Broche

Anal Sex - Sexo Anal

Intercourse - no specific words or phrases

Masturbation - Masturbação
Stroke (Dick) - (Bater uma) Punheta

Sperm - Esperma
Cum - Esporra
Cumming - no specific words or phrases
Condom - Preservativo

there. all you need now is basic training in portuguese greeting and you can come to portugal ;)
Northern Borders
08-03-2007, 02:16
Here in Brazil we call them Penis and Vagina too.

Informaly speaking:

Penis: Pau, pingulin, caralho etc
Vagina: Buceta, xoxota etc

Also, some are similar to Portugal´s ones (points to the post above).
Rainbowwws
08-03-2007, 03:19
I had a Portuguese friend who told me pizza is the Portugese word for penis
Greyenivol Colony
08-03-2007, 03:55
Ah, but the Shi'ites would find it very funny.

Until you tell them what the name of their sect sounds like in English :D
Nova Magna Germania
08-03-2007, 04:04
message to the mods.. If I am not allowed to use these words in the title.. edit them at will.

this thread was interesting..
http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=520050

also.. is the use of these words commonplace?
BTW..what is the words used for breasts.

and are this words used in what way?

over here (US) in English.. we use (sex organs) a lot for cursing.. not as much in Spanish.

In French Canada they use more.. religious symbols for cursing.

Vajjjjjjiiiiiiiiiiin for vagina, in funland.