NationStates Jolt Archive


Massive Security Hole

Eve Online
07-03-2007, 17:07
And no, it's not a vagina.

Just some guy with a magnet and some wires up his ass.

http://today.reuters.com/news/articlenews.aspx?type=domesticNews&storyid=2007-03-06T224709Z_01_N06439574_RTRUKOC_0_US-SECURITY-LOSANGELES.xml&src=rss&rpc=22

Any chance he's related to the Iraqi PM? Or is the last name that common?
Eve Online
07-03-2007, 17:07
I guess Reuters can't use the word "rectum" or "ass". Note the use of "lower body cavity".
Ifreann
07-03-2007, 17:08
Lol, ass magnet.
Rhaomi
07-03-2007, 17:10
That is one sweet ass-magnet.

(Note the strategically-placed hyphen.) (http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/hyphen.jpg)
Greyenivol Colony
07-03-2007, 18:11
I believe Maliki is a tribal name. So the man might be related to Noori al-Maliki, but more likely he is not, but rather owes allegiance to the same tribe. Tribes are different depending where abouts in the Arab world you are, some of them are huge, but loose and solely hypothetical, while others are smaller, but much more closely knit. I'm not sure which the Maliki are.
New Granada
07-03-2007, 18:14
Oh no, he's going to use his magnet to explode the airplane :rolleyes:
New Genoa
07-03-2007, 18:21
Why on earth would you have that up your ass?
Divine Imaginary Fluff
07-03-2007, 18:23
Why on earth would you have that up your ass?It does seem a bit... asinine.
Eve Online
07-03-2007, 18:23
It does seem a bit... asinine.

*slap*
The Brevious
08-03-2007, 08:21
Why on earth would you have that up your ass?

...if he'd put it anywhere else, it would've chafed.