NationStates Jolt Archive

So you stuck for a slogan idea? Probably not but anyway have this:

Have A Slogan! (http://www.haveaslogan.com/)

These are some randomly generated ones I got:

Syphilis - Makes hamburgers taste like steakburgers.

Michael Jackson - I'm lovin' it.

Rape - It really whips the llamas ass.

Genocide - Captain says make it happen.

Marijuana - Cuts grease fast.

Beastiality - It really whips the Llama's ass

Chlamydia - Something good always comes from it

Venereal disease - Reveal the Goddess in you

Paris Hilton - The other white meat

So you stuck for a slogan idea? Probably not but anyway have this:

Have A Slogan! (http://www.haveaslogan.com/)

These are some randomly generated ones I got:

Syphilis - Makes hamburgers taste like steakburgers.

Michael Jackson - I'm lovin' it.

Rape - It really whips the llamas ass.

Genocide - Captain says make it happen.

Marijuana - Cuts grease fast.

Sodomy - Billions and billions served.

Steroids - Have it your way

Menstruation - Soothing infection protection

Malaria - Once you POP, you can't STOP!

Anorexia - The best a man can get.

"Murder: Reach Out and Touch Someone"

"Cunnilingus: Made of the Best Stuff on Earth"

"Menstruation: For a Good, Clean Feeling, No Matter What"

"Anna Nicole Smith: Gotta Go, Gotta Go, Gotta Go Right Now!"

"Herpes: Good Goes Around"

This thing has a dirty mind. :p

God. It keeps going and going and going ... :p

Further clicking came up with:

Diarrhea - Melts in your mouth, not in your hand

hepatitus: where's the beef?
poop: when there's no tomorrow
America: the magic begins
anal bleeding: your flexible friend
aids: the big tough towel
poop: built tough
heart disease: let your fingers do the walking
necrophilia: captain says make it happen
aids: cuts grease fast
Bush: be all you can be


some of these don't even make any sense, so here's one I made:
poop: let your fingers do the walking

Dumb People - Trusted for over 50 years to relieve minor aches and pains.

Beastiality - Becaue you've got a lot of living to do.

Crap - Is it in you?

Child Abuse: One Size Fits All.

:D

Edit:

Trojan: Just Do It!

Tampax: Let your fingers do the walking.
Sweet Sweet Love:All natural. No caffiene
Fine Ass:Melts in your mouth, not in your hands.



Oh dear god.

Tampax: Let your fingers do the walking.
Sweet Sweet Love:All natural. No caffiene
Fine Ass:Melts in your mouth, not in your hands.



Oh dear god.

*scribbles down the last one

My BF will love this... :D

The best it's done me so far:

"Poop: Australian for beer."
"AIDS: Made from the best stuff on Earth."
"Chest Hair: The San-fran-cisco treat!"
"Beastiality: Reach out and touch someone."
"Venereal Disease: Taste the rainbow."

Erectile Disfunction : Reveal the Godess inside you.
Genitaila: it's everywhere you want to be
:p

Paris Hilton - Image is everything
AIDS - I'm loving it
Child Abuse - Made from the best stuff on earth
Necrophilia - Are you in good hands?
Bullshit - Finger lickin' good
AIDS - Is it in you?

OMG LOL!

"Suicide: Try it you'll like it!"

Menstruation: Makes the world taste better.
Crack: Reveal the goddess in you.
Diarrhea: Once you POP, you can't STOP!
Diarrhea: Good to the last drop!
Herpes: Because I'm worth it.
Retardation: Billions and billions served.
Genocide: Image is everything.
Genitalia: The other white meat.
Fellatio: Flavor so good I feel like a queen.
Necrophilia: A great weekend in every box.

This is the most hilarious thing I've seen on the net for at least an hour!

Edit: a few more.
Holocaust: Are you man enough to try it?
Christianity: When you got it, flaunt it.
Fellatio: I can't believe I ate the whole thing.
Abortion: Is it in you?

And the best for last. America: Sometimes you've got to break the rules.

haha first one was pretty good:

Fine Ass - For a good clean feeling, no matter what.

Anal Bleeding - Is it soup, yet?

Bullshit - It's all inside.

Chuck Norris - Makes the world taste better.

STD's - Let your fingers do the walking.

Poop - Have it your way.

Crap - Your flexible friend.

Chlamydia - I'm lovin' it.

Genitalia - Control yourself.

Amputation - Reach out and touch someone.

Rick James - The other white meat.

Constipation - Built tough.

Fine Ass - Where's the cream filling?

Christianity - It takes a licking, but still keeps ticking.

Procreation - The best part of waking up.

AIDS - 57 Varieties

Can I make up my own slogan instead?


Sumamba Buwhan - grabs the day by the balls and massages it's prostate

And from teh generator in the OP:

Menstruation - Does she... or doesn't she?

So you stuck for a slogan idea? Probably not but anyway have this:

Have A Slogan! (http://www.haveaslogan.com/)

These are some randomly generated ones I got:

Syphilis - Makes hamburgers taste like steakburgers.

Michael Jackson - I'm lovin' it.

Rape - It really whips the llamas ass.

Genocide - Captain says make it happen.

Marijuana - Cuts grease fast.

Date Rape - Billions and billions served

Holocaust - It's all inside

Anal Leakage - Australian for beer (Sorry, Wolfman)

Napoleon - A little dab'll do for ya.

God - Taste the rainbow

Elephantitis - Australian for beer (Sorry again, Wolfman)

Infant Death - Are you man enough to try it?

This thing is kinda funny, but it hates Australia.

Cunnilingus - Betcha can't eat just one



















... and I'm spent.

"Fungus: Good comes around." I like that message.
"syphilis: Yeah, we got that."
"Procreation: Yum, yum bumble bee, bumble bee tuna."
"stool Samples: It's Magically Delicious."

Suicide. Try it, you'll like it.

Steroids. Where's the cream filling?

Bullshit. It really whips the llama's ass.

Child Abuse. Kid tested. Mother approved. :eek:

Bullshit - Made from the best stuff on Earth. :p
STDs - An army of One.
Prison - It's the real thing.
Hairy Nipples - Mama Mia, that's a spicy meat-a ball!
Erectile Disfunction - It just keeps going, and going, and going....
Holocaust - Because I'm worth it.
Diabetes - Where's the cream filling?
Hemorrhoids - The breakfast of champions.
AIDS - It's all inside.

Erectile Dysfunction: Where's the Beef?
Slavery: Just do it!
STDS: Delicious and Refreshing
Tampax: The Fresh maker
Herpes: for a good clean feeling, no matter what
AIDS: Have it your way..
Infant death: Kid tested, mother approved...how the hell is that NOT funny? :D
The one right after it was Infant Death: The best part of waking up!
Holocaust: Fast fast relief.

Oh i better stop :D

All from the generator in the OP:

Abortion: That was easy.
Anorexia: Trusted for over 50 yrs to relieve minor aches and pains.
Stool Samples: The Greatest Show on Earth
Leukemia: It's everywhere you want to be.
Crabs: Is it in you?
Condoms: Kid Tested. Mother Approved.
Murder: It's the quicker picker-upper!

"Anna Nicole Smith. Keep that schoolgirl complexion."

LOL.
"War. No rules, just right." Bahaha.

Marijuana - Tastes great, less filling

Rape - Does she... or doesn't she?

Cancer - The best part of waking up

Genocide - Once you pop, you can't stop!

Bullshit - It's the real thing!

And one last:

Sodomy - It's what's for dinner.

Okay, so nr 1 was funny and good. nr 2 was tasteless and evil, so was number 3 and 4.

nr 5 :D well, some people seem to think so.

nr 6, meh, I didn't want more than five, but had already clicked, so just picked it out.

oh yeah:

Menstruation - Are you man enough to do it?

Woah!

Genocide - Head for the border

Is it trying to tell me something?

Lol, war - don't leave home without it
Fine ass - I'm loving it
Abortion - the best a man can get
Prison - Nothing comes closer to home

Okay, I'm addicted. I don't believe I am repeating what anyone else already wrote down, if I am, apologies.

Obesity - Don't hate me because I'm beautiful
Bullshit - Have it your way!
Suicide - Billions and billions served.
Heroin - Double your pleasure. Double your fun.
Semen - Makes hamburgers taste like steakburgers
- try it, you'll like it
Genitalia - Where's the beef?
Genocide - Life's too short
Madonna - Are you in good hands
Murder - Life's too short
Slavery - Betcha' can't eat just one
Aids - it keeps going and going and going

and going and going

and going

and *dies of excessive spammage*

I'll post the one that made me stop:

Necrophelia: One size fits all.

ewwww...