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You need to read this complaint to the FCC over Prince's Superbowl halftime performance.

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2007/0305072fcc4.html

Thanks, CBS for turning his son gay.

No, really. Thanks. :)

RIP Eltaphilon.
Cause of death: severe ROFLing.

Uhm... err... uh... how... hmmm... how does one exactly respond to this? It's... I can't believe these people are permitted to think and write letters of complaints! Geez... people should really grow a thicker skin.

Lmao.

Prince turned Jamie Foxx gay for "like a minute". =)

Far as I know Prince isn't gay. As I recall he's quite the skirt chaser.

CBS? Pfsh

http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y107/TP4CCCC/ovaltine.png

ZOMG. God, how I am hoping someone just made that up. >.<

Here's another one: http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2007/0305072fcc2.html
Having visions of what was on your mind there, lady? Gah!

That is perhaps the funniest thing I've ever read. I wonder though, does this guy think you get HIV just by being gay, and is his sons sexuality really that fragile? If it is, he can probably reverse it back to straight again with some Heidi Klum photos.

Also, I'm fairly certain Prince is bisexual. He's definitely been with the ladies, but through his demeanor I'm inclined to believe he's probably bi.

Is there a switch on the back of the neck, or something? :eek:

Hmm, I think this kind of stuff either goes into the incinerator or into the internet.

I see that it found its final resting place :p

Here's another one: http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2007/0305072fcc2.html
Having visions of what was on your mind there, lady? Gah!

A-HAHAHA *gasp* HAHAHAha..ha...*gasp*, *choke*,*dies*

"I am actually considering to check him for HIV"

:D

These are all pretty ridiculous.

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2007/0305072fcc5.html

Seems we need to give the Super Bowl a XXX rating. :rolleyes:

These are all pretty ridiculous.

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2007/0305072fcc5.html

Seems we need to give the Super Bowl a XXX rating. :rolleyes:

Moving hand along a guitar's neck to play it is actually simulated masturbation I assume.

And somebody seems a little obsessed with a candy bar commercial.

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2007/0305072fcc9.html

This one wins.

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2007/0305072fcc6.html

And somebody seems a little obsessed with a candy bar commercial.

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2007/0305072fcc9.html

Lol, wasn't expecting any sex? I bet they're getting loads of subliminal sexual messages through to that guy/gal then :p

I mean, come on... what advertisements doesn't feature sexuality?

This one wins.

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2007/0305072fcc6.html

Rofl! *dies happy*

And somebody seems a little obsessed with a candy bar commercial.

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2007/0305072fcc9.html
Yeah, there aren't that many people watching the Superbowl in the 200 other countries of the world that offending them is significant enough to add to the complaing... :D

Uhm... err... uh... how... hmmm... how does one exactly respond to this?

i'd just say "you're welcome"

This one wins.

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2007/0305072fcc6.html

That one sounds like someone having a bit of a laugh, but I love it no less for that.

Oh, come on, these can't be real.

This one wins.

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2007/0305072fcc6.html

OMFG :D

Oh, come on, these can't be real.

The entire reason we have the FCC is so it can cater to these idiots.

You need to read this complaint to the FCC over Prince's Superbowl halftime performance.

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2007/0305072fcc4.html
I call that Honourable Service to the Gene Pool. The fewer of that type around in the next generation, the better. =)

Well, if it's that simple, we just show the kid a few crotch shots of Paris Hilton, and all will be well...

This one wins.

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2007/0305072fcc6.html


Actually I prefer this one:

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2007/0305072fcc7.html


Purely for this:


He is holding a guitar and in the shadow it looks as though he has a large penis with pitchfork on the end. It was not only profane it was very sadistic.

Surely before you can see that image in anything you have to really, desperately want to see that image first: shit I can't even imagine what a shadow of a dick with a pitchfork in it even looks like. Scary woman. :D

Moving hand along a guitar's neck to play it is actually simulated masturbation I assume.And? After all, it's Prince. He's been real dirty for all his career.

"How can I put this in a way so as not to offend or unnerve
There's a rumor goin' all round that u ain't been gettin' served
They say that u ain't u know what
In baby who knows how long
It's hard 4 me 2 say what's right
When all I wanna do is wrong

Gett off - 23 positions in a 1 night stand
Gett off - I'll only call u after if u say I can
Gett off - let a woman be a woman and a man be a man
Gett off - I u want 2 baby here I am"

If seeing a dick makes you gay, don't look down when you pee.And now guess why men's rooms look as they look....

If seeing a dick makes you gay, don't look down when you pee.

Moving hand along a guitar's neck to play it is actually simulated masturbation I assume.

i like that these people apparently just now realized the possible sexual connotations of the gee-tar

i like that these people apparently just now realized the possible sexual connotations of the gee-tarseems they haven't been through the 60ies to 80ies

And now guess why men's rooms look as they look....

He was talking about your own dick. :rolleyes:

That one sounds like someone having a bit of a laugh, but I love it no less for that.

you can't tell me that this doesn't make you feel small and inferior:

http://pub.tv2.no/multimedia/slideshow/116961/2.jpg

you can't tell me that this doesn't make you feel small and inferior:

http://pub.tv2.no/multimedia/slideshow/116961/2.jpg

Many of us don't need that pic in order to feel small and inferior I think. :p

Many of us don't need that pic in order to feel small and inferior I think. :pPfffft. Yeah, those who then develop "depression"... :rolleyes:

So first people complain because a boob is visible for half a second. Now they are complaining because a fully clothed, straight, jehovah-witness played a guitar? Prince didn't even wear the suit with the ass cut out. WTF?

http://pub.tv2.no/multimedia/slideshow/116961/2.jpg

I don't see what is sexual about this. If anything, it looks like the tail of the devil and if you have an active imagination... maybe there's also devil horns. But really, I don't see how it's sexual.

I don't see what is sexual about this. If anything, it looks like the tail of the devil and if you have an active imagination... maybe there's also devil horns. But really, I don't see how it's sexual.


did you actually watch the halftime show? A picture may be worth a 1000 words, but apparently a video is worth 10k. Anyone who has had any sexual deviant thought would have thought the same thing when he was playing the guitar the way he did.

"I am actually considering to check him for HIV"

:D

The next email is to the TV maker for making a TV capable of transmitting STDs. :D

"After the game Prince made us pancakes...*long distraught stare*...pancakes." - Charlie Murphy

"After the game Prince made us pancakes...*long distraught stare*...pancakes." - Charlie Murphy

"Shoot the J!"

"They was settin fruity picks, getting all up behind us and puttin dey hands down there."

"How bout some basketball?"

Oh my god these complaints are HILARIOUS!!!!

:D :D :D
America may very well annihilate humanity...But this sort of wonderful weirdness almost makes up for it.

You need to read this complaint to the FCC over Prince's Superbowl halftime performance.

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2007/0305072fcc4.html

Lolz.

"Good hustle" *smacks his ass*

"Yo man I'm not on your team!"

That first one? Some chuckleworthiness in there. For example, apparentally Prince's stroking his guitar was intended to appeal to teenage boys.

Also. A wardrobe failure is when the closet door is stuck!

And now guess why men's rooms look as they look....What about the urinals that don't have partitions and are just one long 'trough'. :eek:

Heh, I like how it took the FCC all of one whole day to close the complaint.

you can't tell me that this doesn't make you feel small and inferior:


Err... if yours sticks out at that angle then you need to see a doctor.

lol, the person was such a prude they couldn't even bring themselves to write 'groin'! what a retard.

lol, the person was such a prude they couldn't even bring themselves to write 'groin'! what a retard.

They could have made a "typo" and written groan... uh.... then again...

"Hey honey, I was going to go out with you tonight... but then I saw Prince with his penis guitar. Now all I want to do is serenade my gay lover and spontaneously contract HIV. Seeya!"

ROFLMAOGDFOMTAS!!!!!

The weak minded and weak willed are so much fun to read about. It's almost like they are afraid to see a dick other than their own because they are afraid they might get an overwhelming urge to drop to their knees and suck it.

Prince is hot, I have always thought he's hot...and I generally am not attracted to African American men, oh..and BTW that Jamie Foxx comedy routine is HILARIOUS. "You looked into his eyes, didn't you?"

I think working at the FCC consumer complaints division has to be the perfect training ground for young comics.

This has been the most laugh out loud (literally, co-workers gathered) funny thing I have seen on here in a long ass time. For my own sanity I have to think that some of these where done just for fun...

...please don't dispell, I need my sanity...

It seems more like a tongue-in-the-cheek comment than serious. They didn't mention Jesus or nothing so whatever.

Does anyone else feel sorry for Jody, the person this was assigned to?

Fuck no! I wish my job were that entertaining.

Hehe. *rols over laughs and dies. Soul continues to laugh.*

They could have made a "typo" and written groan... uh.... then again...

it wasn't that i was meaning. it was the fact that they felt the need to type "below-midriff section" rather than groin. as if groin is breaking the bounds of common decency, lol.

Does anyone else feel sorry for Jody, the person this was assigned to?

That's hilarious! :D

Oh noes. Beware teh gay. They will corrupt your children. :P

I like how some of those people got all uppity about the Snickers bar commercial showing two men "kiss" because a gay rights group is also angry at the ad due to the disproportionate revulsion and horror shown by the two men.

When my son saw that Snickers commercial he asked me "when can I kiss boys, dad?" I was like... ... O.o "When you're 18." :D

You need to read this complaint to the FCC over Prince's Superbowl halftime performance.

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2007/0305072fcc4.html

That foul smelling anal bleaching cock scrubbing ass fucking dick chugging cum slurping ass rat bastard is so fucknig wrong on so many levels I think I wanna turn gay for just one say so I can RAPE HIM TIL HIS FUCKING EYES BLEED.

Prince isn't gay.
Seeing gay people doesn't turn you gay.
Seeing a dick doesn't turn you gay (stop watching porn!)
Being gay doesn't give you HIV.
Straight couples are equally likely to contract HIV as homosexual couples.
This person is a bad parent.

That's all I haev to say for now....
Fucking homophobic cock smearing shitstained fuck-eared shiteaters

That is perhaps the funniest thing I've ever read. I wonder though, does this guy think you get HIV just by being gay, and is his sons sexuality really that fragile? If it is, he can probably reverse it back to straight again with some Heidi Klum photos.

Heidi Klum could turn Sigfried and Roy straight.

So first people complain because a boob is visible for half a second. Now they are complaining because a fully clothed, straight, jehovah-witness played a guitar? Prince didn't even wear the suit with the ass cut out. WTF?

And her tit was even covered by a metallic nipple tassel.
And he was obviously just playing guitar behind a sheet for the SHADOW EFFECT.

These people clearly need to be denutted to prevent future generations of their idiocy.
One George Bush is enough (and there was a Senior!)

That foul smelling anal bleaching cock scrubbing ass fucking dick chugging cum slurping ass rat bastard is so fucknig wrong on so many levels I think I wanna turn gay for just one say so I can RAPE HIM TIL HIS FUCKING EYES BLEED.

um...

...yeah

i think if someone bitches about someone being "turned gay", which is a bit of a "say what?" to begin with, my reply would be along the lines of;

well would you rather we had turned him into a homicidal maniac who then committed patricide in the slowest most painful manor either of you could have immagined?

of course considering, is suppose there are still those sufficiently brainwashed, ghoddess only knows how, that they even say yes they would.

i think what's being proven here, what we really don't need to be all that supprised about, is that an all encompassing diversity really is the nature of reality and that it takes all kinds. or at least even if it doesn't TAKE all kinds, there's always going to be, ALL kinds.

being all kinds is good thing, precisely because it means THESE kinds ARN'T every goind to be the ONLY kinds that there are. and thank whatever there be for that!

=^^=
.../\...

um...

...yeah

Want in on this? ;) You can hold his hair for me.

You're a freak, Visage. :D

That foul smelling anal bleaching cock scrubbing ass fucking dick chugging cum slurping ass rat bastard

You're using a lot of terms clearly derogatory to gay people to make your point here - is that on purpose, some kind of irony?

LOL....god god, Americans get wound up over nothing, they should watch English TV or better still, European TV...or maybe take a look at English Newspapers. YEP, bare naked ladies on the front page. I don't think Prince's Guitar is something that normal parents need to feel concerned about, My kids all know about sex, we all talk about it and are totally relaxed about it. I don't think that watching anything on daytime TV will turn my son gay or my daughters either. So I won't be testing them for HIV, I might have to worry more if my 12 year old was naive enough for me to concern myself that a short guy playing a guitar on TV behind a sheet might 'corrupt' her.

You're using a lot of terms clearly derogatory to gay people to make your point here - is that on purpose, some kind of irony?

well foul smelling and anal bleaching are non-gay... cock scrubbing... I believe that man may have a desire to wash another mans cock, which is why he's so afraid he's going to catch the Gay. To go along with that.... That man is clearly supressing his homosexual desires, and could use a good anal reaming to bring him to enlightenment.

You're a freak, Visage. :D

*bows* Wanna go to dinner?

I would like to write a complaint to the FCC:

How dare you censor my television? I'm stressed out on a constant basis, and I turned on my TV planning to watch some girl on girl action so I could crank one out before I went to bed, and could only find reruns of Mr Rogers Neighborhood and The 700 Club. Thanks to your television censoring ways I now have a fetish for old men that drone on and on. You should be ashamed of what you're doing to this country.



I wonder if they would uncensor TV worldwide.
My complaint is a Neilson Household.

LOL....god god, Americans get wound up over nothing, they should watch English TV or better still, European TV...or maybe take a look at English Newspapers. YEP, bare naked ladies on the front page. I don't think Prince's Guitar is something that normal parents need to feel concerned about, My kids all know about sex, we all talk about it and are totally relaxed about it. I don't think that watching anything on daytime TV will turn my son gay or my daughters either. So I won't be testing them for HIV, I might have to worry more if my 12 year old was naive enough for me to concern myself that a short guy playing a guitar on TV behind a sheet might 'corrupt' her.

they get wound up over a lot of things now days

The Snickers bar guy really shoulda watched the rest of that commercial.
It's on his side FFS! IT. IS. ON. HIS. SIDE!

Well Football is pretty Gay anyways, Wide Recievers, Quarterbacks and Tigh-ends?
Come on that reeks of gay!

Prison is like Football.
You start off a tight end, but by the time you're through, they've made you a wide reciever.

Well Football is pretty Gay anyways, Wide Recievers, Quarterbacks and Tigh-ends?
Come on that reeks of gay!

Unlike Cricket of course with glorious names like...
Fine Leg( Obviously refering to women)
Straight Fine Leg( Just confirming the lack of gay)
Slips( Because thats where you go)
heh too many...
ZOMG PICTURE!
http://www.dangermouse.net/cricket/fielding.gif
There is a fielding position for Lunatic Goofball as well.
Silly mid on.

Well Football is pretty Gay anyways, Wide Recievers, Quarterbacks and Tigh-ends?
Come on that reeks of gay!

Unlike Cricket of course with glorious names like...
Fine Leg( Obviously refering to women)
Straight Fine Leg( Just confirming the lack of gay)
Slips( Because thats where you go)
heh too many...
ZOMG PICTURE!
http://www.dangermouse.net/cricket/fielding.gif
There is a fielding position for Lunatic Goofball as well.
Silly mid on.

:( no PICTURE for me

*waits to see what LG says*

:( no PICTURE for me

*waits to see what LG says*
I'd put you at 3rd man(It's where the useless people go)
Wait i field there...

I'd put you at 3rd man(It's where the useless people go)
Wait i field there...

an what does that say of you :p

ZOMG. God, how I am hoping someone just made that up. >.<

Here's another one: http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2007/0305072fcc2.html
Having visions of what was on your mind there, lady? Gah!

Dammit. I'm already in a fragile state of health, and now you had to go and post that? I think I'm actually going to die laughing. Thanks, Whereyouthinkyougoung.

Well Football is pretty Gay anyways, Wide Recievers, Quarterbacks and Tigh-ends?
Come on that reeks of gay!

Unlike Cricket of course with glorious names like...
Fine Leg( Obviously refering to women)
Straight Fine Leg( Just confirming the lack of gay)
Slips( Because thats where you go)
heh too many...
ZOMG PICTURE!
http://www.dangermouse.net/cricket/fielding.gif
There is a fielding position for Lunatic Goofball as well.
Silly mid on.

Hooray! :D

There's also a silly point. :)

an what does that say of you :p
I field there because i am reasonablly quick* and can act as a 2nd Keeper.;)
I get from 3rd man to fine leg.
Sometimes it can be hell.
*But really others are slow.

Hooray! :D

There's also a silly point. :)
And Silly mid off.;)

I think we need more gay making TV! I want to see much more of the nudity, and men playing with big phallus action please....

*nod enthusiastically

I think we need more gay making TV! I want to see much more of the nudity, and men playing with big phallus action please....

*nod enthusiastically
And maybe, if more people live gay then, we can solve the overpopulation problem....
too many people, you know

And maybe, if more people live gay then, we can solve the overpopulation problem....
too many people, you know

Live gay! That's my new motto for the day!

How do I do that exactly?

Live gay! That's my new motto for the day!

How do I do that exactly?Is that live or live? As in 'live your life' or 'Live Aid'? Just imagine the Live Aid symbol, but with a gay where Africa is.

Is that live or live? As in 'live your life' or 'Live Aid'? Just imagine the Live Aid symbol, but with a gay where Africa is.

I was thinking maybe a stylized pink-triangle Africa.

I was thinking maybe a stylized pink-triangle Africa.I suppose that would work...

damnit, why do I suck at finding specific artwork on the net. I was trying to find that image of a guitar that is shaped like a woman's body... oh well.

I was thinking maybe a stylized pink-triangle Africa.I suppose that would work...

damnit, why do I suck at finding specific artwork on the net. I was trying to find that image of a guitar that is shaped like a woman's body... oh well.

This is a joke right?

This is a joke right?

I'm lol'ing in either case.

Also, I'm fairly certain Prince is bisexual. He's definitely been with the ladies, but through his demeanor I'm inclined to believe he's probably bi.

You have to remember, he was an 80's pop star. Androgyny was big in the 80's. It's the style he built his career on. It doesn't mean he's anything other than straight.

He might be. But calling prince a homo based on his demeanor is like diagnosing someone with the flu after they've been in the sauna all day.

He might be. But calling prince a homo based on his demeanor is like diagnosing someone with the flu after they've been in the sauna all day.

Great going, now saunas across the country are going have lawsuits for giving people the flu XD

I suppose that would work...

damnit, why do I suck at finding specific artwork on the net. I was trying to find that image of a guitar that is shaped like a woman's body... oh well.

How about this?

http://i171.photobucket.com/albums/u314/snakeoilseller/girlieguitar.jpg

Great going, now saunas across the country are going have lawsuits for giving people the flu XD

Well at least they'll stop turning people gay, right? :D

Live gay! That's my new motto for the day!
How do I do that exactly?Love those of thy own gender. And I promise you, you will not produce kids...

Live gay! That's my new motto for the day!

How do I do that exactly?

...start watching Entertainment Tonight?

Hmm, might I suggest developing either a fondness for fellatio or cunnilingus and make sure you practice your wicked art on a person of the same sex, if you do it right you'll have a friend for life.

Hmm, might I suggest developing either a fondness for fellatio or cunnilingus and make sure you practice your wicked art on a person of the same sex, if you do it right you'll have a friend for life.since when do sexual practices create friendship?

since when do sexual practices create friendship?

Why wouldn't they? Wouldn't you look more kindly on someone who gave you rhe pleasure of an orgasm? In a nice way, of course.

Is that live or live? As in 'live your life' or 'Live Aid'? Just imagine the Live Aid symbol, but with a gay where Africa is.

Oh, that remiinds me of something I saw.

"Women now make up half of the victims of AIDS"

If I were a father, I would not want my children watching the half time show either. They only seem to get worse and worse. Why can't they hire someone more geared to the millions of families that watch? Somehow, I doubt that all that many people would be that offended if we didn't have any sex related themes during the entire Superbowl. But hey, they're after money, so it'll never happen.

since when do sexual practices create friendship?

Depends on how talented the giver is.

Why wouldn't they? Wouldn't you look more kindly on someone who gave you the pleasure of an orgasm? In a nice way, of course.No. Why? There is not necessarily a correlation between sexual acquaintance and friendship. A friend is someone I trust, while a sexual encounter is just that.

No. Why? There is not necessarily a correlation between sexual acquaintance and friendship. A friend is someone I trust, while a sexual encounter is just that.

Okay, I suppose an anonymous, casual sexual encounter wouldn't necessarily create friendship. I guess I was reading you to mean that it wouldn't deepen an existing relationship, which I see now was a misinterpretation. And it's certainly true that friendships have been ruined by sex. Still, our cousins the Bonobos use sex to settle all sorts of disputes and disagreements, which I imagine creates, if not friendship, some sort of camaradery.

Okay, I suppose an anonymous, casual sexual encounter wouldn't necessarily create friendship.even non-anonymous, non-casual encounters don't create friendship. friendships are encounters of minds, not bodies