At least this won't interrupt his mail.
Rubiconic Crossings
06-03-2007, 16:21
The ultimate furry?
Drunk commies deleted
06-03-2007, 16:22
A werewolf recently arrested in Fond du Lac, Wisconsin has his mailing address listed as the Fond du Lac county jail. How convenient. Anyway, they arrested him on charges including trespassing and possession of weed.
It must be tough being a werewolf these days. Not a lot of people living in remote, small villages to terrorise, and most people just think you're nuts when you tell them that you turn into a wolf on the nights of the full moon.
http://www.fdlreporter.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20070305/FON0101/703050357
Corneliu
06-03-2007, 16:24
That's funny as hell.
Naturality
06-03-2007, 16:42
If he does change form, I hope someone gets it on video.
Dobbsworld
06-03-2007, 16:48
Werewolf, eh? I wish I could be a weresloth, so every full moon I could really really work at relaxation.
Drunk commies deleted
06-03-2007, 16:54
Werewolf, eh? I wish I could be a weresloth, so every full moon I could really really work at relaxation.
How about a were-catterpillar just for the weirdness of it? Imagine seeing a human-sized soft, green insect larva inchworming across the street.
Eltaphilon
06-03-2007, 18:06
How about a were-catterpillar just for the weirdness of it? Imagine seeing a human-sized soft, green insect larva inchworming across the street.
Is this thread going to degenerate into strange "were-creatures"?
Oh boy!
Personally Were-Panda would be the worse for me.
The Blaatschapen
06-03-2007, 18:16
What about a were-bee as a lover? You then have a reason to call him/her "honey" :D
Dinaverg
06-03-2007, 18:25
Wereman. Just for the anticlimax of it.
*full moon appears*
"Oouughhh...Aarrrrgghhh...*falls to knees*...RAAAAAAWWWR!"
...
*stands up*
*dusts off pants*
*walks away*
Free Soviets
06-03-2007, 19:31
A werewolf recently arrested in Fond du Lac, Wisconsin...
It must be tough being a werewolf these days. Not a lot of people living in remote, small villages to terrorise, and most people just think you're nuts when you tell them that you turn into a wolf on the nights of the full moon.
fond du lac is like a small remote village, but with more people
Lunatic Goofballs
06-03-2007, 19:43
were-bunny.
Or
were-mushroom.
:)
were-bunny.
Or
were-mushroom.
:)
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/f/f2/Wallace_gromit_were_rabbit_poster.jpg/403px-Wallace_gromit_were_rabbit_poster.jpg
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/f/f2/Wallace_gromit_were_rabbit_poster.jpg/403px-Wallace_gromit_were_rabbit_poster.jpg
oh i love those.
Is this thread going to degenerate into strange "were-creatures"?
Oh boy!
Personally Were-Panda would be the worse for me.
What about...
Were-ManBearPig?
Free Soviets
06-03-2007, 22:02
What about...
Were-ManBearPig?
half man, half bear, half pig, and 3/5ths were?
half man, half bear, half pig, and 3/5ths were?
No.
Man as normal
In were-form: half man, half bear, and half pig
Were-air freshener, because this office smells funny.
fond du lac is like a small remote village, but with more people
Ha Ha!
http://www.luds.net/galeries/nelson.gif
Is this thread going to degenerate into strange "were-creatures"?
Oh boy!
Personally Were-Panda would be the worse for me.
What did you think would happen? A discussion of the merits of thinking you're a werewolf while attacking people who are capable of subduing you?
Tyzekistan
06-03-2007, 22:24
If he does change form, I hope someone gets it on video.
put that on youtube
H N Fiddlebottoms VIII
07-03-2007, 01:24
What did you think would happen? A discussion of the merits of thinking you're a werewolf while attacking people who are capable of subduing you?
I was hoping that someone would accuse the Fond du Lac Reporter of having an anti-Werewolf bias, but seeing as no one else sees that issue worthy of being raised:
Really, is it so wrong to want to hunger for the flesh of men? If we make others bleed in bright red, arterial sprays, do we not ourselves bleed when pricked? If you poison us, do we not soliloquize at length on the horrible tragedy of our existences before dying? If you tickle us, do we not tear your throat out? If you wrong us, do we not tear your throat out in a manner slightly more viciously than is used for tickling?
South Lizasauria
07-03-2007, 01:54
Werewolf, eh? I wish I could be a weresloth, so every full moon I could really really work at relaxation.
I wish there were whereclowns. :D
Free Soviets
07-03-2007, 02:17
Ha Ha!
http://www.luds.net/galeries/nelson.gif
you know it's true
you know it's true
Only too well. ;)
West Spartiala
07-03-2007, 06:48
I wish there were whereclowns. :D
There would be, but the existence of H.N. Fiddlebottoms makes them superfluous.
Pffft. Werewolves. Not only are those things hunted (why must man hate anything similar to the very animal he domesticated first?) but they only transform in moonlight.
Being able to transform at will is where it's at. I'd be a unwere-fox.