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Let's just say that I'm utterly terrified of this concept (http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/blogs/sfgate/detail?blogid=3&entry_id=1424):
Eva Air, a Taiwan airline, has painted an Airbus 330-200 nose-to-tail with the wide-eyed super-sized characters, including the mischievous monkeys Tim and Tammy, the Joy, the blue mouse, and Kitty's sister Mimmy White and parents Mary and George White.

Who knew Kitty had a family? Who knew she was a she? Click Read More below for an unnervingly extensive Kitty biography.

Passengers get pink Hello Kitty boarding passes and luggage tags, inflight Hello Kitty service accessories, Hello Kitty meals, and Hello Kitty duty-free shopping.

And now you can greet arrivals at the gate with Hello Kitty bouquets (Japan only, $19-$57 U.S.)
http://www.sfgate.com/blogs/images/sfgate/culture/2005/10/24/kittyplanenew300x179.jpg

I don't believe there's enough money out there for me to be willing to get on that airplane.

It would take a global-economy-breaking amount of money for me to be seen near that plane of my own free will.

Now with poll!

Very interesting.

i'm not even going to touch that plane with a 5 metre pole.

Come on, you know those stewardesses are going to satisfy your every hentai fantasy as soon as the doors close...

Come on, you know those stewardesses are going to satisfy your every hentai fantasy as soon as the doors close...

I have many odd fantasies, some of them no doubt illegal in certain US states, but I can promise you that none of them involve hentai.

Almost as disturbing as the dolphin sex site

Almost as disturbing as the dolphin sex site

There's a dolphin sex site?

Perhaps you could email me a link? ;)

Who knew she was a she?

Um, isn't this assumed? Did anyone think Hello Kitty was not a she?

There's a dolphin sex site?

Perhaps you could email me a link? ;)


I got this information from the 'why are dolphins so friendly' thread...

EDIT: Since I highly doubt this article will be acceptable under the Jolt TOS, I will not link to it directly. However, if you really want to see it, you can do a Google search for "Dragon-wolfe Dolphinn". Result #4.

Come on, you know those stewardesses are going to satisfy your every hentai fantasy as soon as the doors close...

Ye gods, the tentacles! Make it stop!

awwe comme on; hello kittey's tame. sacrine but tame.

now if it was "dirty pair" THEN i'd be worried!

=^^=
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...this would do nothing to alleviate my inner tensions.

Ye gods, the tentacles! Make it stop!

Come on, live a little! You're just biased against sexy mutants with big eyes and tiny mouths who are squealing in delight...

I don't believe there's enough money out there for me to be willing to get on that airplane.
Value Jet was way too cute with their games and fun. And they were fairly normal. I can't imagine this mess being any better.

Well think of it this way. No hijacker is ever going to try and hijack one of these. Imagine the shame of (upon being admitted to pick your favorite paradise/afterlife/hell) having to explain to your fellow hijackers that you had hijacked the Hello Kitty plane.

"Me, I hijacked a 747 and tried to demand a million dollars."

"Really? I just hijacked a Cessna and demanded clemency for killing my flight instructer. What about you, new guy?"

"Well... Y'know... That's a funny story. I sorta hijacked the Hello Kitty plane."

I have many odd fantasies, some of them no doubt illegal in certain US states, but I can promise you that none of them involve hentai.

Of course not.

As for me, I'd go on it. Hell, the flight attendents are probably all going to look like catwomen/men(most likely all women knowing Japan) so it'd be okay with me. That said, I'd probably only ride it if it were the cheapest airline for the destination I had in mind, just like how I decide any other airline to travel on.

I wanna ride a hello kitty airplane!

Hey, why just not. If just once - I'm sure they'd be cheaper than Qantas.

well if it's just a local airline IN japan i'd rather ride the trains anyway. not because of anything against this airline/plane, or such things in general, but because riding the trains is what i'd be there FOR in the first place anyway. well mostly that. and maybe learn a little more about shinto first hand and a few other things. even from the main island to the north island they have a railway tunnel now, just like the one between gb and france.

now i might fly this plane from hawaii to japan if it flew that route, or all the way from sfx or sfo. if it did. which i'm getting the impression it doesn't.

most of the trains i'd want to be riding over there are the older japanese gauge lines and not the shinkansens either, other then maybe through that tunnel to honshu or whatever the north island i'd really like to visit is called.

yah, i don't REALLY thing the "hello kitty" bit would have a hell of a lot to do with it either way.

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Neat, the first aircraft powered entirely by the power of Cute.


Damn straight I'd get on that plane :D

I'm also slightly jealous that the woman who invented "Hello Kitty" is younger than I am >.<

Wish I could come up with a cool idea like that.

What are the chances this thread will be duplicated like the one on Switzerland invading Liechtenstein? Is it weird enough of a story?

The question is, "are posters on NS General dumb enough to post a story without looking around a bit first..."

The answer is 'Oh my yes'.

What are the chances this thread will be duplicated like the one on Switzerland invading Liechtenstein? Is it weird enough of a story?

The question is, "are posters on NS General dumb enough to post a story without looking around a bit first..."

The question is, "are posters on NS General dumb enough to post a story without looking around a bit first...?"
"Is there such a thing as a retorical question?"

The stewardesses look cute, so sure.

The only way I'd ever get on a Hello Kitty airplane if I have a little daughter and she wanted to fly in one. Other than that, I'll take Hooters Airline!

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/1/16/Hooters_Air.JPG/350px-Hooters_Air.JPG

Hoo rah!

The only way I'd ever get on a Hello Kitty airplane if I have a little daughter and she wanted to fly in one. Other than that, I'll take Hooters Airline!

Hoo rah!
Missed your chance--they're bankrupt. (http://www.hootersair.com/)

There's a dolphin sex site?

Perhaps you could email me a link? ;)

A quick search in the portal of evil archives gave me this FAQ for having sex with dolphins: http://whiteshadow.pornopartners.com/censored/guides/dolphin.html

I don't know about you, but the censoring didn't help me not feeling sickened

I don't believe there's enough money out there for me to be willing to get on that airplane.

Did you ever fly on Shamo the whale?
http://www.family-vacation-getaways-at-los-angeles-theme-parks.com/images/ShamuSouthWestAir.gif

Did you ever fly on Shamo the whale?
http://www.family-vacation-getaways-at-los-angeles-theme-parks.com/images/ShamuSouthWestAir.gif

I can't say as I did. To my knowledge, I've never flown on any themed airplane, though I wouldn't object to all of them (http://www.google.com/search?q=nudist+airline&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8&aq=t&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&client=firefox-a).

The question is, "are posters on NS General dumb enough to post a story without looking around a bit first..."

YES! http://www.casual-gamers.de/cg/images/postimages/dumb.jpg

I can't say as I did. To my knowledge, I've never flown on any themed airplane, though I wouldn't object to all of them (http://www.google.com/search?q=nudist+airline&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8&aq=t&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&client=firefox-a).

Me either. :)

This is along the lines of Disney Mobile, American Girl computers, Polly Pocket iPods, and all the other creepy crap that they sell these days.

I think I can definitively say that I'll never fly that airline.

I paid $2 for a Hello Kitty soda today at lunch. It has this stupid marble thing you need to dislodge before you can even drink it. Took me ten minutes to figure out how it opened.. God I love the Japanese! God bless insane Hello Kittyness and Pocky.

Let's just say that I'm utterly terrified of this concept (http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/blogs/sfgate/detail?blogid=3&entry_id=1424):

http://www.sfgate.com/blogs/images/sfgate/culture/2005/10/24/kittyplanenew300x179.jpg

I don't believe there's enough money out there for me to be willing to get on that airplane.

No fucking way in hell, man.

I like the pocky, I must say.

Two of those Kitties couldn't pass each other in the aisle, their heads would bang together and they'd end up in someone's lap.

Hmm. YES!

Two of those Kitties couldn't pass each other in the aisle, their heads would bang together and they'd end up in someone's lap.

Hmm. YES!

"You got your pussy on my crotch!"

Brings a whole new meaning to the Mile High club.

i'm not even going to touch that plane with a 5 metre pole.

I'm not touching that plane with a 8274837489327498237498723849723894792874893274932749 meter pole.

WAAAYYYY too girly for my tastes. :eek:

I'm not touching that plane with a 8274837489327498237498723849723894792874893274932749 meter pole.

WAAAYYYY too girly for my tastes. :eek:

Just for showing people up, I wouldn't touch it with a A(g64, g64) meter pole.

P.S. Damnit, I shouldn't have posted that. I can't stop tihnking of it and it makes my brain twitch.

"You got your pussy on my crotch!"

Brings a whole new meaning to the Mile High club.

http://litwit.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/ralphfiennes01.jpg

Reporting for Mile High Duty!

Almost as disturbing as the dolphin sex siteAs long as their is ONLY dolphins on the site then it is only sick, but humans on it instant vomit.

There's a dolphin sex site?

Perhaps you could email me a link? ;)

No you dont. That was disturbing as hell. :(

As long as their is ONLY dolphins on the site then it is only sick, but humans on it instant vomit.

More like instant need for brain bleaching. :eek:

No you dont. That was disturbing as hell. :(WTF??!?!!?!?!:confused:

Why/How made you go there?:eek:

More like instant need for brain bleaching. :eek:No, you need to go even further. You need to become so drunk that you will be able to go back in time and prevent yourself from ever going online.

Sadly, given just how often I run into Kitty-chan products ranging all over the place here, I can't say that I am surprised at all. I'm in the country that sells Kitty-chan boxers... for adult men, after all.

BTW though, speaking of not reading, EVA Air is a Tiwanese airline, not Japanese. Of course I seem to recall seeing her face on an ANA jet once.

Well this should satisfy the Paris Hiltonoid type of person. In all seriousness, who would fly on this thing though? :confused:

Oddly enough I have an 18 year old male friend who is obsessed with Hello Kitty. :rolleyes:

Let's just say that I'm utterly terrified of this concept (http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/blogs/sfgate/detail?blogid=3&entry_id=1424):

http://www.sfgate.com/blogs/images/sfgate/culture/2005/10/24/kittyplanenew300x179.jpg

I don't believe there's enough money out there for me to be willing to get on that airplane.

I'd fly on Kitty airlines. My stereo is a Hello Kitty stereo.

Those lifesize thingies always scare me...

Hilariously bizarre. :D

More like instant need for brain bleaching. :eek:

Mind bleach costs an awful lot nowadays. I suggest replacing your brain with a kitten.

Man, Japan is starting to seem more unhealthy everyday. This whole "kawaii" thing, the tentacle porn, etc. That pic of the giant cats and passengers is just freaky for some reason.

Not even for free pie and porn would I get on that...

wow the Taiwanese have really over done themselves this time haven't they?

Not even for free pie and porn would I get on that...

not pie maybe porn. depends on the quality

Those lifesize thingies always scare me...

haha one day. there'll be life sized bugs. maybe..

It would be kind of funny. All of the flight attendants would have to carry little pink handbags, wear cat ears, and wear miniskirts. It would be absolutely hilarious.