Wanna escape from prison ? Here's a plan...
Aryavartha
05-03-2007, 11:46
Stuff a grenade in your ass.
http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20070302/od_nm/elsalvador_grenade_dc;_ylt=A0WTUdXc8OtF4KoAxRvMWM0F
SAN SALVADOR (Reuters) - An inmate at an
El Salvador jail was caught with a hand grenade stuffed up his backside -- a novel attempt to disguise his apparent escape plans.
Guards at the San Francisco Gotera prison outside the capital San Salvador found the V40 grenade, about the size of a golf ball, lodged up the man's rectum :eek: during a security clampdown, a prison spokesman said on Thursday.
They also caught another 16 inmates who each swallowed a mobile phone.
"We'll have to expel the objects and if they won't come out we'll have to perform surgery in hospital," said Alberto Uribe, a spokesman for the El Salvador prison service.
Last year, prison guards found an M67 grenade in the vagina of a female visitor:eek: at the overcrowded La Esperanza-Mariona prison on the northern fringes of San Salvador.
Prisoners in the Central American country use weapons to try to escape or attack fellow inmates and prison guards, and use cellular phones to order free gang members to commit crimes or smuggle narcotics.
Call to power
05-03-2007, 11:56
don't they have pockets!?
East Nhovistrana
05-03-2007, 11:59
More importantly, what if you farted the pin off? Beggars belief.
Do the time warp, baby.
don't they have pockets!?
They were using nature's pocket.
Barringtonia
05-03-2007, 12:01
...or a little velvet grenade pouch?
Call to power
05-03-2007, 12:01
...or a little velvet grenade pouch?
maybe it would do less harm if they where allowed to carry the weapons anyway :D
Carisbrooke
05-03-2007, 12:31
Thats where I keep mine...whats so weird about that? ;)
Zexaland
05-03-2007, 12:42
Stuff a grenade in your ass.
http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20070302/od_nm/elsalvador_grenade_dc;_ylt=A0WTUdXc8OtF4KoAxRvMWM0F
http://img151.imageshack.us/img151/7459/wtfitsgundamra2.jpg
Thats where I keep mine...whats so weird about that? ;)
Plenty. You for one have a far more convenient hiding spot. :)
Eve Online
05-03-2007, 13:34
Stuff a grenade in your ass.
http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20070302/od_nm/elsalvador_grenade_dc;_ylt=A0WTUdXc8OtF4KoAxRvMWM0F
If a woman can fit an M67 had grenade in her vagina, if you plan on fucking her, you'll need to shim it with a pound of liver.
Refused-Party-Program
05-03-2007, 13:36
I keep other stuff there....
You mean it's like a purse?
Carisbrooke
05-03-2007, 13:36
Plenty. You for one have a far more convenient hiding spot. :)
I keep other stuff there....
You mean it's like a purse?
I keep other stuff there....
Money?
Refused-Party-Program
05-03-2007, 13:41
Ummmm
no.....
*blushes.....
Yeah, you wouldn't want to keep a snack in there like a chocolate bar. It would get all warm.
Carisbrooke
05-03-2007, 13:42
Ummmm
no.....
*blushes.....
Yeah, you wouldn't want to keep a snack in there like a chocolate bar. It would get all warm.
Yes, it's not the best for foodstuffs. A muesli bar should be okay, though. And certain fruits and vegetables will survive.
Refused-Party-Program
05-03-2007, 13:45
"Honey...have you seen my keys?"
Maybe some people would like a warm chocolate bar...
Sure....
Hey, why is it all wet?
Refused-Party-Program
05-03-2007, 13:49
Maybe some people would like a warm chocolate bar...
That sounds like the voice of experience to me. :eek:
Carisbrooke
05-03-2007, 13:51
Maybe some people would like a warm chocolate bar...
Jeruselem
05-03-2007, 15:07
A novel way to reduce prison populations! Just give them grenades with faulty pins.
Carisbrooke
05-03-2007, 15:11
That sounds like the voice of experience to me. :eek:
Moi?
*furtively hides chocolate bar...
A novel way to reduce prison populations! Just give them grenades with faulty pins.
I prefer the "Circle Of Death" method.
Newish Zealand
05-03-2007, 15:13
Thats where I keep mine...whats so weird about that? ;)
ya know it might be one of those. DON'T TRY THIS AT HOME things
Jeruselem
05-03-2007, 15:20
ya know it might be one of those. DON'T TRY THIS AT HOME things
Then there's the idiots who will do it anyway!
Moi?
*furtively hides chocolate bar...
Yay, the Hide The Chocolate Game!
*searches for the chocolate*
Carnivorous Lickers
06-03-2007, 00:15
Moi?
*furtively hides chocolate bar...
I'm normally not interested in chocolate, but....
They were using nature's pocket.
What if someone picks their pocket? :eek:
Eltaphilon
06-03-2007, 00:25
What if someone picks their pocket? :eek:
With a grenade up there? I'm guessing mess. And lots of it.
teh 500 postage
Mooseica
06-03-2007, 00:37
Yes, it's not the best for foodstuffs. A muesli bar should be okay, though. And certain fruits and vegetables will survive.
Or tutti fruities - anything that's better eaten warm and squishy really. Although the wrappers and packets could be a tad problematic... sharp plastic edges and such... sounds pretty nasty to me.
That sounds like the voice of experience to me. :eek:
Or some kind of euphemism - 'yeh I love the warm chocolate bar...' or 'hey wanna try some of my warm chocolate bar?'
Would only really work for a black dude though.