NationStates Jolt Archive

Yee-haw! :D

Umm...

You forgot you had $2000 in your desk? Or you're the father and there's $2000 in your girlfriend's desk, and you're taking it? Or is there are an article you forgot to link and you're commenting?

I'm easily confused. Congratulations?

That's it. My 11 month old son Logan found $2000 in his mother's desk. We were running a little short this week (a little as in, we had $10 to last the week), and it seems that the Lord chose to provide.

Amen.

Sure he just 'found' $2000 - sorry to break it to you but Logan's a dealer

Wow, I wish my son found $2,000 in my desk. I only have 17 cents to last me the week.

Ummm..... Logan is 11 months old. He barely has teeth...

He pulled $2000 from the desk my wife was working at, and we can now eat again.

Yay us.

Ooook...

I am Logan. :cool: Finders keepers, losers weepers...

Ummm..... Logan is 11 months old. He barely has teeth...

He pulled $2000 from the desk my wife was working at, and we can now eat again.

Yay us.

Ah, so theft.

Ah, so theft.
Many medieval ascetics stole to provide for themselves, considering it their privilege should the person holding whatever it was they wanted refuse to voluntarily provide it.
So there is a precedent.

This moral justification has been brought to you by Fiddlebottoms Inc., where our motto is: "Where there's a will, there's a way to look at yourself in the mirror tommorrow."

Cool...have you considered renting your child out for birthdays and bar mitzvahs? That's one cool trick!

Ah, so theft.

Not when a baby does it!

I am Logan. :cool: Finders keepers, losers weepers...

Well... in that case you are asleep in my arms, stark naked... Want to lose something I can see, lol?

Your baby is naked... how normal.

Well... in that case you are asleep in my arms, stark naked... Want to lose something I can see, lol?

You're typing with a baby asleep in your arms?

Impressive.

Well... in that case you are asleep in my arms, stark naked... Want to lose something I can see, lol?

"lol" does not belong after a threat of castration.

Your baby is naked... how normal.

Oh come on now, don't start that. Yes, it sounds kind of creepy, but let's just assume it isn't, okay?

Why can threats of castration not be a source of great humour? I find it funny... in others. And as for typing with snoozing baby in arms... well, I'm 6'1... and he's still only little...

I never hold my son naked. Unless I want to be shat on or something...

Well... in that case you are asleep in my arms, stark naked... Want to lose something I can see, lol?

Please don't... NOOOOOOOO!!!!!

Well, not even your son could possibly have been busy defecating all the time. :rolleyes: :p

Never underestimate an infant's ability to shit. They have powers you cannot even begin to comprehend. :p

Yeah, we're trying to toilet train early. Nappies only encourage babies to poo their pants. We are meeting with mixed success.Interesting. I hope it works out. I know how hard it was getting my son to stop using diapers.

I find humour in castration too! I don't know, it's just the darkness of it all. :)

But why is he naked?

Let sleeping bubs lie. Putting clothes on him means precious moments of quiet time are lost.

Well, not even your son could possibly have been busy defecating all the time. :rolleyes: :pWait, what?

I'm just tired. Don't mind me. >_>

I never hold my son naked. Unless I want to be shat on or something...


Yeah, we're trying to toilet train early. Nappies only encourage babies to poo their pants. We are meeting with mixed success.

I never hold my son naked. Unless I want to be shat on or something...Well, not even your son could possibly have been busy defecating all the time. :rolleyes: :p

Why can threats of castration not be a source of great humour? I find it funny... in others. And as for typing with snoozing baby in arms... well, I'm 6'1... and he's still only little...

I find humour in castration too! I don't know, it's just the darkness of it all. :)

But why is he naked?

Yeah, but I wager even with Goofballian twins there's the occasional window where you can hold one of them naked without being shat on.

It's a calculated risk. :)

Have you noticed that one minute your child can be happy and giddy followed by withdrawal, depression, or fits of anger or rage?

Have you ever seen your child stagger or noticed any slurred speech?

Has your child no interest in tidiness in his room or does your child pay little attention to personal hygiene?

I'm telling you, dealer!

I'd be more worried about fountains, meself.Oh God... No. No. No. NO. :p

Never underestimate an infant's ability to shit. They have powers you cannot even begin to comprehend. :pYeah, but I wager even with Goofballian twins there's the occasional window where you can hold one of them naked without being shat on.

I never hold my son naked. Unless I want to be shat on or something...

I had to let my kids be naked when they had a bad diaper rash.

Yeah, but I wager even with Goofballian twins there's the occasional window where you can hold one of them naked without being shat on.

Never take chances when a Goofballian is involved...

Never underestimate an infant's ability to shit. They have powers you cannot even begin to comprehend. :p

Projectile powers.

Never underestimate an infant's ability to shit. They have powers you cannot even begin to comprehend. :p

I'd be more worried about fountains, meself.

How are they coming along, anyway? You're online quite a bit - is that because you have so much spare time or is it to get a moment of peace and quiet? :p


Oh, and to Varessa: What do you mean, the desk your wife was working at? Like, in your house? How did the money get in there, then? Did you buy the desk on flea market or something and it had a secret hiding place full of cash?

Yeah, at home, and its probably an old stash for a rainy day I forgot about... but hey.

I had to let my kids be naked when they had a bad diaper rash.You guys are giving me nightmares. My son has finally passed this horrible stage of parenthood and now I'm getting flashbacks.

Yeah, we're trying to toilet train early. Nappies only encourage babies to poo their pants. We are meeting with mixed success.

At 11 months? I've seen too many early-trained kids regress to bother.

My kids both learned to start using the toilet on their own. Don't worry, they're both under 5 :p

It's a calculated risk. :)How are they coming along, anyway? You're online quite a bit - is that because you have so much spare time or is it to get a moment of peace and quiet? :p


Oh, and to Varessa: What do you mean, the desk your wife was working at? Like, in your house? How did the money get in there, then? Did you buy the desk on flea market or something and it had a secret hiding place full of cash?

Let sleeping bubs lie. Putting clothes on him means precious moments of quiet time are lost.

Understandable. :)

You guys are giving me nightmares. My son has finally passed this horrible stage of parenthood and now I'm getting flashbacks.

This is the only birth control that is reliable. Remembering life with infants.

How are they coming along, anyway? You're online quite a bit - is that because you have so much spare time or is it to get a moment of peace and quiet? :p


Oh, and to Varessa: What do you mean, the desk your wife was working at? Like, in your house? How did the money get in there, then? Did you buy the desk on flea market or something and it had a secret hiding place full of cash?

I'm online a lot because I don't sleep much. It's really a pity my breasts don't lactate or my wife would have had a much easier few months. :p

I have never needed much sleep, and I don't believe in a 24 hour clock. That gives me periods of considerable off-time when everybody is either asleep or at work, and considerable periods when I can't even get close to the computer. I've been known to disappear for days from here. *nod*
But I always come back. :)

Never take chances when a Goofballian is involved...

Indeed. :)

This is the only birth control that is reliable. Remembering life with infants.You're tellin' me. >_>

Yeah, at home, and its probably an old stash for a rainy day I forgot about... but hey.Ah, I see now.

Excellent. You should make stashes for rainy days more often.

Although - how the hell do you forget about a stash of $2000? :p

Ah, I see now.

Excellent. You should make stashes for rainy days more often.

Although - how the hell do you forget about a stash of $2000? :pThe same way I forgot about a stash of $6,000 in my mattress from like two years ago. :eek:

I'm online a lot because I don't sleep much. It's really a pity my breasts don't lactate or my wife would have had a much easier few months. :p

I have never needed much sleep, and I don't believe in a 24 hour clock. That gives me periods of considerable off-time when everybody is either asleep or at work, and considerable periods when I can't even get close to the computer. I've been known to disappear for days from here. *nod*
But I always come back. :)Yeah, I really (really really really really really) do not envy your wife. >.< But at least you don't seem like they wore you down completely yet, so yay for kids, I guess. :p

Yeah, I really (really really really really really) do not envy your wife. >.< But at least you don't seem like they wore you down completely yet, so yay for kids, I guess. :p

Well, I don't get to spend nearly as much time with my friends, but in the wintertime that mostly involved drinking and beating the shit out of eachother with wooden practice swords or other such pastimes(God, I miss the stun guns). Springtime is coming and I'm hoping to spend more time outside. The kids can watch daddy get killed at rugby. :)

Although - how the hell do you forget about a stash of $2000? :p

I forgot about the bottle of bourbon I had hidden in my closet. It's like.. the same thing..

Sally, you have a TG.

Although - how the hell do you forget about a stash of $2000? :p

I have the exact opposite problem. I remember the stashes. I just can never find them. Damn it, where the hell are my krugerrands?!

Your sons mother is a Pro?:eek: