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Baby finds 00 in mother's desk

Congo--Kinshasa
05-03-2007, 04:58
Yee-haw! :D
Mikesburg
05-03-2007, 04:59
Umm...

You forgot you had $2000 in your desk? Or you're the father and there's $2000 in your girlfriend's desk, and you're taking it? Or is there are an article you forgot to link and you're commenting?

I'm easily confused. Congratulations?
Varessa
05-03-2007, 04:59
That's it. My 11 month old son Logan found $2000 in his mother's desk. We were running a little short this week (a little as in, we had $10 to last the week), and it seems that the Lord chose to provide.

Amen.
Barringtonia
05-03-2007, 05:01
Sure he just 'found' $2000 - sorry to break it to you but Logan's a dealer
Maraque
05-03-2007, 05:23
Wow, I wish my son found $2,000 in my desk. I only have 17 cents to last me the week.
Varessa
05-03-2007, 05:25
Ummm..... Logan is 11 months old. He barely has teeth...

He pulled $2000 from the desk my wife was working at, and we can now eat again.

Yay us.
IL Ruffino
05-03-2007, 05:25
Ooook...
Brutland and Norden
05-03-2007, 05:29
I am Logan. :cool: Finders keepers, losers weepers...
CthulhuFhtagn
05-03-2007, 05:30
Ummm..... Logan is 11 months old. He barely has teeth...

He pulled $2000 from the desk my wife was working at, and we can now eat again.

Yay us.

Ah, so theft.
H N Fiddlebottoms VIII
05-03-2007, 05:35
Ah, so theft.
Many medieval ascetics stole to provide for themselves, considering it their privilege should the person holding whatever it was they wanted refuse to voluntarily provide it.
So there is a precedent.

This moral justification has been brought to you by Fiddlebottoms Inc., where our motto is: "Where there's a will, there's a way to look at yourself in the mirror tommorrow."
Neesika
05-03-2007, 05:36
Cool...have you considered renting your child out for birthdays and bar mitzvahs? That's one cool trick!
Neesika
05-03-2007, 05:36
Ah, so theft.

Not when a baby does it!
Varessa
05-03-2007, 05:37
I am Logan. :cool: Finders keepers, losers weepers...

Well... in that case you are asleep in my arms, stark naked... Want to lose something I can see, lol?
Maraque
05-03-2007, 05:38
Your baby is naked... how normal.
Neesika
05-03-2007, 05:38
Well... in that case you are asleep in my arms, stark naked... Want to lose something I can see, lol?

You're typing with a baby asleep in your arms?

Impressive.
CthulhuFhtagn
05-03-2007, 05:39
Well... in that case you are asleep in my arms, stark naked... Want to lose something I can see, lol?

"lol" does not belong after a threat of castration.
Neesika
05-03-2007, 05:40
Your baby is naked... how normal.

Oh come on now, don't start that. Yes, it sounds kind of creepy, but let's just assume it isn't, okay?
Varessa
05-03-2007, 05:42
Why can threats of castration not be a source of great humour? I find it funny... in others. And as for typing with snoozing baby in arms... well, I'm 6'1... and he's still only little...
Maraque
05-03-2007, 05:42
I never hold my son naked. Unless I want to be shat on or something...
Brutland and Norden
05-03-2007, 05:44
Well... in that case you are asleep in my arms, stark naked... Want to lose something I can see, lol?

Please don't... NOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Lunatic Goofballs
05-03-2007, 05:45
Well, not even your son could possibly have been busy defecating all the time. :rolleyes: :p

Never underestimate an infant's ability to shit. They have powers you cannot even begin to comprehend. :p
Maraque
05-03-2007, 05:45
Yeah, we're trying to toilet train early. Nappies only encourage babies to poo their pants. We are meeting with mixed success.Interesting. I hope it works out. I know how hard it was getting my son to stop using diapers.
Varessa
05-03-2007, 05:46
I find humour in castration too! I don't know, it's just the darkness of it all. :)

But why is he naked?

Let sleeping bubs lie. Putting clothes on him means precious moments of quiet time are lost.
Maraque
05-03-2007, 05:46
Well, not even your son could possibly have been busy defecating all the time. :rolleyes: :pWait, what?

I'm just tired. Don't mind me. >_>
Varessa
05-03-2007, 05:47
I never hold my son naked. Unless I want to be shat on or something...


Yeah, we're trying to toilet train early. Nappies only encourage babies to poo their pants. We are meeting with mixed success.
Whereyouthinkyougoing
05-03-2007, 05:47
I never hold my son naked. Unless I want to be shat on or something...Well, not even your son could possibly have been busy defecating all the time. :rolleyes: :p
IL Ruffino
05-03-2007, 05:47
Why can threats of castration not be a source of great humour? I find it funny... in others. And as for typing with snoozing baby in arms... well, I'm 6'1... and he's still only little...

I find humour in castration too! I don't know, it's just the darkness of it all. :)

But why is he naked?
Lunatic Goofballs
05-03-2007, 05:48
Yeah, but I wager even with Goofballian twins there's the occasional window where you can hold one of them naked without being shat on.

It's a calculated risk. :)
Barringtonia
05-03-2007, 05:49
Have you noticed that one minute your child can be happy and giddy followed by withdrawal, depression, or fits of anger or rage?

Have you ever seen your child stagger or noticed any slurred speech?

Has your child no interest in tidiness in his room or does your child pay little attention to personal hygiene?

I'm telling you, dealer!
Maraque
05-03-2007, 05:49
I'd be more worried about fountains, meself.Oh God... No. No. No. NO. :p
Whereyouthinkyougoing
05-03-2007, 05:50
Never underestimate an infant's ability to shit. They have powers you cannot even begin to comprehend. :pYeah, but I wager even with Goofballian twins there's the occasional window where you can hold one of them naked without being shat on.
Neesika
05-03-2007, 05:51
I never hold my son naked. Unless I want to be shat on or something...

I had to let my kids be naked when they had a bad diaper rash.
Cannot think of a name
05-03-2007, 05:51
Yeah, but I wager even with Goofballian twins there's the occasional window where you can hold one of them naked without being shat on.

Never take chances when a Goofballian is involved...
Neesika
05-03-2007, 05:52
Never underestimate an infant's ability to shit. They have powers you cannot even begin to comprehend. :p

Projectile powers.
Katganistan
05-03-2007, 05:52
Never underestimate an infant's ability to shit. They have powers you cannot even begin to comprehend. :p

I'd be more worried about fountains, meself.
Varessa
05-03-2007, 05:53
How are they coming along, anyway? You're online quite a bit - is that because you have so much spare time or is it to get a moment of peace and quiet? :p


Oh, and to Varessa: What do you mean, the desk your wife was working at? Like, in your house? How did the money get in there, then? Did you buy the desk on flea market or something and it had a secret hiding place full of cash?

Yeah, at home, and its probably an old stash for a rainy day I forgot about... but hey.
Maraque
05-03-2007, 05:53
I had to let my kids be naked when they had a bad diaper rash.You guys are giving me nightmares. My son has finally passed this horrible stage of parenthood and now I'm getting flashbacks.
Neesika
05-03-2007, 05:53
Yeah, we're trying to toilet train early. Nappies only encourage babies to poo their pants. We are meeting with mixed success.

At 11 months? I've seen too many early-trained kids regress to bother.

My kids both learned to start using the toilet on their own. Don't worry, they're both under 5 :p
Whereyouthinkyougoing
05-03-2007, 05:54
It's a calculated risk. :)How are they coming along, anyway? You're online quite a bit - is that because you have so much spare time or is it to get a moment of peace and quiet? :p


Oh, and to Varessa: What do you mean, the desk your wife was working at? Like, in your house? How did the money get in there, then? Did you buy the desk on flea market or something and it had a secret hiding place full of cash?
IL Ruffino
05-03-2007, 05:54
Let sleeping bubs lie. Putting clothes on him means precious moments of quiet time are lost.

Understandable. :)
Neesika
05-03-2007, 05:54
You guys are giving me nightmares. My son has finally passed this horrible stage of parenthood and now I'm getting flashbacks.

This is the only birth control that is reliable. Remembering life with infants.
Lunatic Goofballs
05-03-2007, 05:55
How are they coming along, anyway? You're online quite a bit - is that because you have so much spare time or is it to get a moment of peace and quiet? :p


Oh, and to Varessa: What do you mean, the desk your wife was working at? Like, in your house? How did the money get in there, then? Did you buy the desk on flea market or something and it had a secret hiding place full of cash?

I'm online a lot because I don't sleep much. It's really a pity my breasts don't lactate or my wife would have had a much easier few months. :p

I have never needed much sleep, and I don't believe in a 24 hour clock. That gives me periods of considerable off-time when everybody is either asleep or at work, and considerable periods when I can't even get close to the computer. I've been known to disappear for days from here. *nod*
But I always come back. :)
Lunatic Goofballs
05-03-2007, 05:57
Never take chances when a Goofballian is involved...

Indeed. :)
Maraque
05-03-2007, 05:58
This is the only birth control that is reliable. Remembering life with infants.You're tellin' me. >_>
Whereyouthinkyougoing
05-03-2007, 06:00
Yeah, at home, and its probably an old stash for a rainy day I forgot about... but hey.Ah, I see now.

Excellent. You should make stashes for rainy days more often.

Although - how the hell do you forget about a stash of $2000? :p
Maraque
05-03-2007, 06:00
Ah, I see now.

Excellent. You should make stashes for rainy days more often.

Although - how the hell do you forget about a stash of $2000? :pThe same way I forgot about a stash of $6,000 in my mattress from like two years ago. :eek:
Whereyouthinkyougoing
05-03-2007, 06:02
I'm online a lot because I don't sleep much. It's really a pity my breasts don't lactate or my wife would have had a much easier few months. :p

I have never needed much sleep, and I don't believe in a 24 hour clock. That gives me periods of considerable off-time when everybody is either asleep or at work, and considerable periods when I can't even get close to the computer. I've been known to disappear for days from here. *nod*
But I always come back. :)Yeah, I really (really really really really really) do not envy your wife. >.< But at least you don't seem like they wore you down completely yet, so yay for kids, I guess. :p
Lunatic Goofballs
05-03-2007, 06:03
Yeah, I really (really really really really really) do not envy your wife. >.< But at least you don't seem like they wore you down completely yet, so yay for kids, I guess. :p

Well, I don't get to spend nearly as much time with my friends, but in the wintertime that mostly involved drinking and beating the shit out of eachother with wooden practice swords or other such pastimes(God, I miss the stun guns). Springtime is coming and I'm hoping to spend more time outside. The kids can watch daddy get killed at rugby. :)
IL Ruffino
05-03-2007, 06:05
Although - how the hell do you forget about a stash of $2000? :p

I forgot about the bottle of bourbon I had hidden in my closet. It's like.. the same thing..

Sally, you have a TG.
CthulhuFhtagn
05-03-2007, 06:08
Although - how the hell do you forget about a stash of $2000? :p

I have the exact opposite problem. I remember the stashes. I just can never find them. Damn it, where the hell are my krugerrands?!
Harlesburg
05-03-2007, 10:17
Your sons mother is a Pro?:eek: