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http://www.news.com.au/story/0,23599,21325065-2,00.html


I found this very amusing, in a sick, blackly humorous sort of way. :D

Am I going to hell for laughing at this?

Britney Spears is cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs.

Maybe she just had her Ipod on? You know, that song?

Am I going to hell for laughing at this?

Probably, but then so am I.

Am I going to hell for laughing at this?

If you do, don't worry, you'll have company. I laughed, too. :p

Wow, what the hell happened to her?

Well... On the one hand, she must have been on something very strong to have this kind of witchdrawal. On the other hand... For some reason, I find her more interesting this way.

I'm going to hell too.

Wow, what the hell happened to her?

Demonic possession, perchance? :p

Seriously, someone call in an exorcist. She's freaking me out! :eek:

Demonic possession, perchance? :p

Seriously, someone call in an exorcist. She's freaking me out! :eek:

I seriously think she just got a little too into the song.

this can not be for real...

this can not be for real...

I wish I could tell you I got this story from somewhere like The Onion. Alas, I cannot. :(

Maybe she just had her Ipod on? You know, that song?


http://msnbcmedia1.msn.com/j/msnbc/Components/Slideshows/_production/ss_050412_spears/ss_070219_britney_mw01.widec.jpg
punk as fuck

I found it funny.

Well then; I'm off to Hull, without passing Go and collecting my twenty.

I think we're all going to hell for this. First we turn Michael Jackson white and make him cut off his nose and now this. Next we'll make Jessica Alba get a breast reduction and have Jennifer Lopez lob off her ass... then where will we be?

The former chart-topper's troubles have been revealed in Britain's News Of the World

...


That makes me laugh more, and decide to wait before actually believing this story...

http://www.news.com.au/story/0,23599,21325065-2,00.html


I found this very amusing, in a sick, blackly humorous sort of way. :D

http://www.joemanna.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2006/09/roflcopter.gif

Britney is becoming more and more interesting. She's much more interesting now than ever before.

I am so going to hell for that. :(

holy crap! is that real?

I wish I could tell you I got this story from somewhere like The Onion. Alas, I cannot. :(

yes you can. the news of the world is probably on a par with the onion for reliable facts.

Well... On the one hand, she must have been on something very strong to have this kind of witchdrawal. On the other hand... For some reason, I find her more interesting this way.

I'm going to hell too.

Damn straight you are! Bad punning! Bad!

Damn straight you are! Bad punning! Bad!

Lolz.

Nice! 1400th post!

Why is it funny that she is going through this? Would you laugh at a non-celebrity that was doing the same thing? I'd think not. She needs our prayers, not our laughter against her.

Why is it funny that she is going through this? Would you laugh at a non-celebrity that was doing the same thing? I'd think not. She needs our prayers, not our laughter against her.

As the topic line implies, i think there's a strong sense of connotation from the movie The Exorcist ... and can you guess which part i mean?

Yup, the part with the crucifix. :)

...looks like i'm joining a few others of you folks here on my happy voyage to the shores of Pluto.

My guess is that Paris (http://news.xinhuanet.com/english/2007-01/10/xinsrc_4920104101839296980216.jpg) dumped her, after seeing Britney's lesbian-like shaved head and exclaiming "not hot", and Britney finally lost what little she had. :)

Seriously though, how humiliating... good publicity stunt, if that's what she intended it to be.

Why is it funny that she is going through this? Would you laugh at a non-celebrity that was doing the same thing? I'd think not. She needs our prayers, not our laughter against her.
I am somewhat doubtful if this is all even genuine.

Britney is becoming more and more interesting. She's much more interesting now than ever before.

I am so going to hell for that. :(

It may get you condemned to hell for eternity, but you're still correct. Which matters more? Avoidance of eternal torment, or being right? :p

http://www.news.com.au/story/0,23599,21325065-2,00.html


I found this very amusing, in a sick, blackly humorous sort of way. :D

She must be a liberal.

It may get you condemned to hell for eternity, but you're still correct. Which matters more? Avoidance of eternal torment, or being right? :p
This so, SOOOOO belongs in the "where's the outrage, republicans" thread.
*nods emphatically*

Why is it funny that she is going through this? Would you laugh at a non-celebrity that was doing the same thing? I'd think not. She needs our prayers, not our laughter against her.

I rather doubt that how I feel about about Britney Spears is going to make a difference in her ability to recover from whatever is causing her mental condition. Right now she's probably in the best hands she could be in, and the only other thing that could possibly be done for her, an acheivment of absolute anonymity, is impossible.

And so, we are left with a freedom to respond as we see fit, and I am not alone in noting the irony of America's sweetheart (number 2375) declaring herself the anti-christ.

She must be a liberal. Honestly, you'd never see a Republican act like this.

She must be a liberal. Honestly, you'd never see a Republican act like this.
You're going to be a lot of fun. :)

Why is it funny that she is going through this? Would you laugh at a non-celebrity that was doing the same thing? I'd think not. She needs our prayers, not our laughter against her.

It's probably fabricated anyway. Notice how it doesn't have any sources except for the vague, From correspondents in London tag that could mean anything. This story could just as easily been from drunken old hobo living in the sewers of London. The only way the article could seem any more faker is if it had been mentioned on Snopes.com...

You're going to be a lot of fun. :)

That smiley seems much more predatorial in your hands...

You're going to be a lot of fun. :)

And you're going to be my midnight snack.

That smiley seems much more predatorial in your hands...
Heh, I won't be preying on ACI, no need to worry. The fun will be in the interweb carnage ACI will hopefully be unleashing on these fair boards. :) Someone has to fill the void MTAE, JesusSaves etc. left.

And you're going to be my midnight snack.
You'll find that I'm far too bony for any such purposes. And I probably taste bad too.

You're going to be a lot of fun. :)

Seconded. She resides in my region ... drop on by!

Wow she really has lost her mind.

You'll find that I'm far too bony for any such purposes. And I probably taste bad too.

I'm sure you have meat on your body somewhere.

Oh, wait. It says you're a liberal. Guess you're just a pussy.

Trolls, FTW.

Trolls, FTW.
Especially ones that happen to think I'm a liberal. :p

Liberal FTL.

wait... O.o

Especially ones that happen to think I'm a liberal. :p

Probably has signatures off.

She must be a liberal. Honestly, you'd never see a Republican act like this.

...

She must be a liberal. Honestly, you'd never see a Republican act like this.

The irony is strong with this one.

Am I the only one seeing Britney singing "The Coming Curse"?

This is the best celebrity meltdown ever. I was never really a Britney Spears fan before, but she's kind of won me over. Way to show Marilyn Manson who the real Antichrist Superstar is.

And if we're going to Hell, well we'll be there with most of the internet. Except it's Hell, so we'll all be on dial-up with AOL.

Oie, fuckin' Christ.

I'd bet any money that before she's through, she'll be a born again Christian. Somewhere in her withdrawal induced dementia she is going to find God and it'll probably result in a musical resurgence the likes of which not even Satan himself could conceive as a means of torture.

lol. What's wrong Britney? Fame and fortune get too much for you? Hanging out with Paris Hilton was too stressful? My, your life must be so much more difficult than everyone else's. Hahaha. :P

She must be a liberal. Honestly, you'd never see a Republican act like this.

LOL. I like you.

lol. What's wrong Britney? Fame and fortune get too much for you? Hanging out with Paris Hilton was too stressful? My, your life must be so much more difficult than everyone else's. Hahaha. :P


Now come on, Kanabia. You can't underestimate the amount of psychological strain she was under. After all, nothing in life is harder than being as skilled a musician as she is, and making so little money.

The poor woman was practically a beggar! And with her skill level? A travesty, I tell you.

:p

Now come on, Kanabia. You can't underestimate the amount of psychological strain she was under. After all, nothing in life is harder than being as skilled a musician as she is, and making so little money.

The poor woman was practically a beggar! And with her skill level? A travesty, I tell you.

:p

I gotta say that irony is a great tool in general, but it should be used to pull down the self-righteous and the mighty, not those who are imploding.

I gotta say that irony is a great tool in general, but it should be used to pull down the self-righteous and the mighty, not those who are imploding.

Like I said earlier. What I do or do not think or say about Spears is not going to change her condition. I wish her only the best of luck, and a healthy recovery.

That said, my sympathy for her is... at best, lacking.

Now come on, Kanabia. You can't underestimate the amount of psychological strain she was under. After all, nothing in life is harder than being as skilled a musician as she is, and making so little money.

The poor woman was practically a beggar! And with her skill level? A travesty, I tell you.

:p

:P

I'd bet any money that before she's through, she'll be a born again Christian. Somewhere in her withdrawal induced dementia she is going to find God and it'll probably result in a musical resurgence the likes of which not even Satan himself could conceive as a means of torture.

She was a Christian, wasn't she? I seem to remember a lot of talk about her good Christian values before she screwed Justin Timberlake...

Hanging out with Paris Hilton was too stressful?
I'm willing to be that it probably is, and that is the reason she went nuts in the first place. :) Perhaps Nicole Richie realised that early enough to break away from Ms Hilton.

I laughed. Britney Spears should do more amusing shit like this.

How nice it must be for your decline in mental health to be recorded for posterity.

http://photos1.flickr.com/2662314_2223b8b210_m.jpg
Britney in rehab

Dammit! Where are reality TV show cameras when you need them?

How nice it must be for your decline in mental health to be recorded for posterity.

Something for the kids to remember Mommy by.

She must be a liberal. Honestly, you'd never see a Republican act like this.

http://www.joemanna.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2006/09/roflcopter.gif

http://www.joemanna.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2006/09/roflcopter.gif

Heh, I saved that pic. It will be useful in the future.

Dammit! Where are reality TV show cameras when you need them?

I know! Finally, a GOOD premise for a reality TV show! :(

She must be a liberal. Honestly, you'd never see a Republican act like this.

You're funny. :D

She must be a liberal.

Sorry, wrong. Britney Spears is no liberal. In fact, according to the guys she's married, Britney's a real Bush-lover...

Why is it funny that she is going through this? Would you laugh at a non-celebrity that was doing the same thing? I'd think not. She needs our prayers, not our laughter against her.

I'd laugh at anyone engaged in that sort of behavior.

Oie, fuckin' Christ.

I'd bet any money that before she's through, she'll be a born again Christian. Somewhere in her withdrawal induced dementia she is going to find God and it'll probably result in a musical resurgence the likes of which not even Satan himself could conceive as a means of torture.

You think she's going to start recording Christian songs? She'd be like a drug-addled, sleazy trailer park version of Amy Grant. Neat.

Oie, fuckin' Christ.

I'd bet any money that before she's through, she'll be a born again Christian. Somewhere in her withdrawal induced dementia she is going to find God and it'll probably result in a musical resurgence the likes of which not even Satan himself could conceive as a means of torture.

Give it another 20 years and, yes, she will be a born-again. And the worst of it: she will involve herself in politics.

Give it another 20 years and, yes, she will be a born-again. And the worst of it: she will involve herself in politics.

Who better to tell us what kind of government and laws we need than a drug and alcohol addicted former pop star with bad parenting skills?

Give it another 20 years and, yes, she will be a born-again. And the worst of it: she will involve herself in politics.

I swear I'll assassinate her if that happens.

Who better to tell us what kind of government and laws we need than a drug and alcohol addicted former pop star with bad parenting skills?

Very simple - a far-right-wing drug-and-alcohol-addicted former pop star with bad parenting skills who's presently on her fourth husband.

Also, lots of gay-hating, though that comes from her third divorce - from paris Hilton.

Sorry, wrong. Britney Spears is no liberal. In fact, according to the guys she's married, Britney's a real Bush-lover...

I think you should go on google images and see if thats true. I doubt it. :P

Now, whats wrong with declaring youre the anti-christ? Satan does it all the time...Perhaps she is Satan..and perhaps in...ooooh...5 years shell have really scary powers and begin the apocolypse?
'Hit me baby one more time'

Im going to email this thread to her. And capture her reaction on a moblie phone and post it onto youtube :)

I think you should go on google images and see if thats true. I doubt it. :P

I'll pass; Britney's not really my type, and I only speculate on when she comes out of the closet for my own amusement.

I'll pass; Britney's not really my type, and I only speculate on when she comes out of the closet for my own amusement.

Well you can take your pick, this (http://news.softpedia.com/images/news2/Britney-Spears-Angry-For-Not-Being-On-The-Cover-Of-Interview-With-Sexy-Pictures-2.jpg) Britney or this (http://www.gulf-times.com/mritems/images/2007/2/17/2_133456_1_248.jpg) Britney. Surely one of them suits you? ;)

Well you can take your pick, this (http://news.softpedia.com/images/news2/Britney-Spears-Angry-For-Not-Being-On-The-Cover-Of-Interview-With-Sexy-Pictures-2.jpg) Britney or this (http://www.gulf-times.com/mritems/images/2007/2/17/2_133456_1_248.jpg) Britney. Surely one of them suits you? ;)

If I were to click on those, I would have to assume that they are safe for work...and refresh my memory, was her kiss with Madonna open-mouth?

If I were to click on those, I would have to assume that they are safe for work...and refresh my memory, was her kiss with Madonna open-mouth?

I believe it was. ;)

And those pics are safe for NS, I don't know how strict your work rules are though. :p

Based on her recent crotch pics on the Internet, she needs some serious vaginal rejuvenation surgery down there.

I believe it was. ;)

And those pics are safe for NS, I don't know how strict your work rules are though. :p

Safe for NS = usually safe for work for me, and those pictures are...that second picture makes me wonder if that salon's actually going to get a million bucks for her hair...or if she's just going to leave it shaved...

This is what we Scandinavians think of Britney Spears (among certain other Yank celebrities...)

http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/50122269/

Translation by me.

Joona

... or this (http://www.gulf-times.com/mritems/images/2007/2/17/2_133456_1_248.jpg) Britney.

http://msnbcmedia.msn.com/j/ap/ny11601041335.widec.jpg
"That's hot."

I don't think she's crazy at all. In fact, I agree with her: I really do think she is the antichrist.

This is what we Scandinavians think of Britney Spears (among certain other Yank celebrities...)

http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/50122269/

Translation by me.

Joona

I've seen Nemi before in a British newspaper called Metro.

this (http://www.gulf-times.com/mritems/images/2007/2/17/2_133456_1_248.jpg) Britney.
Is it just me or does she look like an alien.

They couldn't just let her hang herself...
Eh, I don't think it's a policy of theirs to let people admitted just die.

They couldn't just let her hang herself...

The staff at that rehab place must be pretty crap at their jobs if they are terrified and baffled when a patient acts strange.

Eh, I don't think it's a policy of theirs to let people admitted just die.

They could make an acception for just this one.

The staff at that rehab place must be pretty crap at their jobs if they are terrified and baffled when a patient acts strange.
Read up on the place, it's a rehab center like the Four Seasons is a motel.

Is it just me or does she look like an alien.

It's not just you.

She was a Christian, wasn't she? I seem to remember a lot of talk about her good Christian values before she screwed Justin Timberlake...

This Timberlake must have turned her to the dark side! :eek:

This Timberlake must have turned her to the dark side! :eek:

Is it the north to the south?
No, it is not
Is it the east to the west?
No, it is not
It is the dark side
You are correct
It is the dark side

(Dances)

I've seen Nemi before in a British newspaper called Metro.

Oh, that's cool. But that was not the point. And besides, Metro is a pan-European newspaper. Only that different "states" of the union have their own versions of it. A bit like "wanna be a gazillionaire?" franchise is the same, although local versions speak the local lingo.

Personally, I'd like to see "wanna be an unemployed alcoholic?" to keep it more down to earth.

Joona

EDIT: I stand corrected. Is global.

"this site is all about Britney Spears, REAL BRITNEY SPEARS." (http://seanbonner.com/realultimatebritney/)

pshht .... she wrote it on her forehead .. probably with a cool color Sharpie.. let me know when she carves it there.

Britney Spears is cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs.

HAHAHAHAHAHA!
Funniest thing I've read in days.
I love you, pantless hero.
*turns on Pantless Signal*

I think we're all going to hell for this. First we turn Michael Jackson white and make him cut off his nose and now this. Next we'll make Jessica Alba get a breast reduction and have Jennifer Lopez lob off her ass... then where will we be?

A noseless, assless, titless, hairless America....
It'd be something like Dick Cheney in Wonderland.

Is it just me or does she look like an alien.

I suppose she could be one of those extraterrestrials from Alien Nation. :D

I suppose she could be one of those extraterrestrials from Alien Nation. :D

http://www.quintadimension.com/0pics/cineytv/pics/an4.jpg

There's defibitely a resemblance...

Sorry, wrong. Britney Spears is no liberal. In fact, according to the guys she's married, Britney's a real Bush-lover...
Making her current behaviour all the more appropriate for a truly devout.

Making her current behaviour all the more appropriate for a truly devout.

Next up: the tattoo. Pleace your bets on what it's going to be of and where.