NationStates Jolt Archive

sorry i forgot the poll

*waits for poll*

in the absence of the poll options can I just rant about things I don't like?

*waits for poll*

in the absence of the poll options can I just rant about things I don't like?

Or whom. grumpy bus drivers for example. Or over-enthusiastic whistle-blowy people at train stations - I only have one set of ears ya know! :D

Why not bitch about tailgaters? Those people are more than an irritant.

sorry i forgot the poll:p

I see no poll........*waits impatiently knowing there will never be one*

*waits for poll*

in the absence of the poll options can I just rant about things I don't like?

Hey smunkee, I put myself in your slideshow thing.. It says I'm in Panama.. :confused:

Hey smunkee, I put myself in your slideshow thing.. It says I'm in Panama.. :confused:

yeah, I saw that, I thought you were being a smart ass. If you want I will delete it and you can try again?

yeah, I saw that, I thought you were being a smart ass. If you want I will delete it and you can try again?

Yes, please!

The poster above me and the one below me.

The poster above me and the one below me.

:(

hey OP........whoever you are.......you know that thread tools thing works? you can add a poll now, if you wanna........not that I am curious or anything......really.........but if you wanted to........so I didn't have to wonder......you know........you could..........it's up there ^ in the right hand corner.......

I would have to say the OP right at this moment because not only did he not include a poll he did not even give us a clue as to whom he was posting this thread about.

You fail at the Internet!

Party liners. That is, people who support and vote for a political party rather than the individual politicians and issues. Sycophantic sheep, the lot of them.

At least religious fundamentalists have been taught, trained and brainwashed into their narrow points of view. Political party liners are basically fawning lackeys of suit-wearing monkeys. They are to politicians as groupies are to celebrities or jocksniffers are to athletes.

I'm also not particularly fond of dog breeders.

Martin van Buren.

I hate that buttfucker.

Martin van Buren.

I hate that buttfucker.

QFT. *nod*

The Phelps...:mad: *pulls out M-16* :mp5:

I hate the sort of person who promises polls, but then doesn't provide them, and then can't even properly grammasticize their thread titles. That's person whom I dislike the most.

Or William Henry Harrison, just because I seem to have mentioned him in every other post so far.

:(
I'm sorry that it was you twice.
I know you did that intentionally.:p

I hate the sort of person who promises polls, but then doesn't provide them, and then can't even properly grammasticize their thread titles. That's person whom I dislike the most.

Or William Henry Harrison, just because I seem to have mentioned him in every other post so far.
He died in 40 days?

Name me a left leaning liberal, and there's your answer.

Name me a left leaning liberal, and there's your answer.

What about us revolutionary communists?

I feel left out!

What about us revolutionary communists?

I feel left out!

Oh, I hate commies too.

Oh, I hate commies too.

Excellent.

You have good reason: after the Revolution, we'll put Coulter's books to a socially useful purpose. Like toilet paper.

Edit: I dislike nobody. Except certain Republican Presidents.

It's okay, ACI, we hate your namesake too. ;)

To each his own, I must say. :)

The person I dislike the most is the one who posts next.
Bastard, taking my name off the 'last post' menu.

Pseudo-celebs. Like Dog the Bounty Hunter, Paris Hilton and Nicole Ritchie.

Pseudo-celebs. Like Dog the Bounty Hunter, Paris Hilton and Nicole Ritchie.

*shakes a fist at ASD*
Jerk.

It's okay, ACI, we hate your namesake too. ;)

*shakes a fist at ASD*
Jerk.

I wuv you.

Excellent.

You have good reason: after the Revolution, we'll put Coulter's books to a socially useful purpose. Like toilet paper.

That's okay, I already use Karl Marx for tampons.
Edit: I dislike nobody. Except certain Republican Presidents.

Like.. the ones who support abortion? I hope so.

We not recycle them, and use the recycled paper to make left-wing tomes?

I was speaking tongue-in-cheek. ;)

That's okay, I already use Karl Marx for tampons.

Thus increasing the incentive to print more of them. Thanks!

You have good reason: after the Revolution, we'll put Coulter's books to a socially useful purpose. Like toilet paper.

We not recycle them, and use the recycled paper to make left-wing tomes?

*runs*

Drivers of Dodge Dakotas. Those fuckers are idiots. Reaffirming my hatred of them was the fact that one tried to merge into me a few days age.

Durango drivers are currently on notice.

Steve Ballmer.

Steve Jobs.

Eric S. Raymond.

etc.

In Les Mis? Definately Eponine. What an annoying little brat.

I wuv you.

I...I wuv you to!
WILL YOU HAVE MY CHILDREN?

I was speaking tongue-in-cheek. ;)

I know, lol. :p

Thus increasing the incentive to print more of them. Thanks!

LOL

Elderly drivers and rednecks.

That's about it. :p

I...I wuv you to!
WILL YOU HAVE MY CHILDREN?

Will you have my grandchildren?

Will you have my grandchildren?

*dies*

Will you have my grandchildren?

Sure.:fluffle:

*dies*

*inters*

I really hate whoever gave me the cold I've been down with this weekend. Worst of all a sore throat... that kind of puts a damper on things.

I can't stand those stupid pissing mouths!!! The Asexuals!

You have good reason: after the Revolution, we'll put Coulter's books to a socially useful purpose. Like toilet paper.

No no no! The whole point of using toilet paper is to clean the shit off your arse. What's the point in wiping it with more shit?

I dislike extremely obvious puppets.

But I do love Dave Gorman. I'd like to marry him.

Bankers
Merchant Bankers
Pols
Lawyers
Annoying twats who just GET IN THE FUCKING WAY!!!! ARGH!!!

useless TV chefs
useless TV presenters
useless TV programmes

useless people in general
traffic wardens....GAH!!!!!!! Fucking traffic wardens THAT DON'T EVEN KNOW THE FUCKING LEGISLATION THEY ARE WORKING UNDER!

Fake police (private security guards to special constables to some community policing piss wank bollocks)

Traffic cops who sit there waiting to pounce on you for speeding but quite happily let dangerous drivers carry on committing mayhem

POLICE FUCKING HELICOPTERS!!! ITS FUCKING 3am in the FUCKING MORNING!!! EITHER SHOOT THE CRIM OR LEAVE IT TILL THE MORNING!

Sarky shop assistants...please at least attempt a smile when you hand over my change

Talkative Hairdressers - I came for a haircut...not to relate my entire life to you when there is about as much chance of meeting again as there is of the Pope coming out of the closet as a transvestite with an unhealthy interest in the Nazi Youth movement...

Ignorant libertarians
Communists
Socialists
Liberals
Neocons
Conservatives
Anarcho-syndicalists
Anarcho-communists
Anarcho-collectivists

PETA freaks

Hunts...oh yes...a perfect example of fucked upness....I do not supporting Hunting. That is the silly aristo's and their wannabee social lessers way of expressing their 'power' over the rest of us plebs. Fuck them. Fuck them till they cannot fuck any longer. Then fuck 'em again with loved up nymphomanics. These cunts (there is no better word) will use horses and hounds to hunt down foxes. Sorry ... fox. If they are lucky. Its utter bollocks and nothing more than a leftover of the class system. Now hunting to kill foxes because they are killing your stock...that I have no problem with. Oh...they don't use horses (DOH!)...they use rifles.

Referees....dodgy referees that is

All of Manchester's Man United fans

All of the Man United football team

Crap England managers

Dickheads

People who do not open doors for women

Then pen that stops working and its the only one around and you need to sign a check or else the rent won't get paid and the bank clerk is too much of a total pusswank filled bag of over ripe dog shit to let me use his...

All cold call sales scum

electronic cold call sales scum

Microsoft

people who think they know about a subject and just will not admit they are talking bollocks even after being shown documented evidence....

people who talk bollocks in general as well for good measure

People with dodgy laughs

Crap authors

Crap comics

Crap directors

Crap pr0n

weak coffee can just FOAD!

dodgy korean cooks

Chav scum fat bastards wearing clothes that just do not manage to cover the rolling layers of blubber coz Brit'ny dresses like that. The fact that Brit'ny is 20000 thousand sizes smaller just never seems to be taken into account. It is an offence not only to the eye but humanity in general. God I think I'm gonna puke!

Pissed up fuckstains who feel the need to get that bladdered that they projectile vomit

Violent pissed up fuckstains

People who bitch about smoking.....WE GET THE FUCKING MESSAGE BUT YOU CAN STILL BUGGER OFF!

People who do not pick up toenail clippings and you find out when your foot gets sliced by a menacing sliver of keratin....

Dodgy drug dealers

Dodgy drug users

Yuppees

Socialist Workers Party members who just do not have a scooby!

Leftists

Rightists

Centrists

People who murder veggetables! VLF VLF!!!

Hooligans

Annoying old people

Annoying young people

Annoying people in general

Crap journo's

fecking tosspot landlords who think they have right of enrty without prior notification the fucking wanker

People who chew food with their gobs open

Mobile users on trians who insist on making sure the whole train...not just the compartment...know that you are late for dinner/working on the project/arranging a meeting/slagging off clients

NIMBY's

people who think a pediatrician is a peadophile

Badly written books that make the best sellers lists

People who insist to ignore the fact that there is a pelican crossing 10 feet away but insist on jaywalking

people who park on junctions

bus drivers who think they own the raod

Taxi drivers who think they own the road

Cyclists who think they own the road

over cooked noodles or pasta

Sales wankers who think they can make quick sales by bullshitting

Evangelicals of any religion

teachers/lecturers who should know better

People who thieve from the defenseless

people on TV with no dicrenable talent

big mouthed yahooo's

Racists

Dominos Pizza

People who at the checkout counter in the supermarket wait until the amount due is shown on the till and then bring out their money and pay with the correct amount...oh yeah...that £19.99 purchase...wtf count out 99p in loose fucking change? Esp when there are about 10 people in line waiting for you to count out that money...and lets face it...its takes sush a long time one wonders if the fuckwit ever managed to get into a school as a child

Slow petrol pumps

People not willing to take responsibility for their actions

people who piss in public or let their children piss in public

3l33t hax0rs aka script kiddies (like the one saying he uses nmap as the tool to hack systems doh!)

People who insist on driving a fucking huge SUV twice a day in rush hour a mile down the road to take their kids to school....and then bitch about how bad the fucking traffic is (I trust there is a special place in hell reserved just for these fucks)

Kid Rock

David Bowie

all of Metallica and Red Hot Shitty Band Peppers....even the dead one can die again

Executives who get paid far far far in excess of what they are worth even
if they do do 'good works' (usually as a way to alliviate guilt I guess)

shit proof readers

shit web sites

crap trainers who think they know everything but are only repeating ancedotes and not real life experiances

People who think they are martial artists but in reality would get their arse kicked by a comatose paraplegic midget

people who do not think dwarf tossing is a noble sport

People who do not understand that Ruuups is actually not a democrat but rather a out and out lazie fair capitalist with only his own self interest at heart. He is not an American and he sure as feck ain't patriotic!

People who bring their kids to the supermarket at the busiest times and let them roam free....and the fecking supermarkets cater for them! ARGH!

Sock monkies

People who pretend they are - SAS/SBS/SRF or Marines/Green Berret/Delta Force/Navy Seals

Plagerists

People who are stupid through their own lazyness

puppy fuckers

sorry i forgot the poll

People who just hate me for no reason. Like this sneaky little bastard at school.

Bankers
Merchant Bankers
Pols
Lawyers
Annoying twats who just GET IN THE FUCKING WAY!!!! ARGH!!!

useless TV chefs
useless TV presenters
useless TV programmes

useless people in general
traffic wardens....GAH!!!!!!! Fucking traffic wardens THAT DON'T EVEN KNOW THE FUCKING LEGISLATION THEY ARE WORKING UNDER!

Fake police (private security guards to special constables to some community policing piss wank bollocks)

Traffic cops who sit there waiting to pounce on you for speeding but quite happily let dangerous drivers carry on committing mayhem

POLICE FUCKING HELICOPTERS!!! ITS FUCKING 3am in the FUCKING MORNING!!! EITHER SHOOT THE CRIM OR LEAVE IT TILL THE MORNING!

Sarky shop assistants...please at least attempt a smile when you hand over my change

Talkative Hairdressers - I came for a haircut...not to relate my entire life to you when there is about as much chance of meeting again as there is of the Pope coming out of the closet as a transvestite with an unhealthy interest in the Nazi Youth movement...

Ignorant libertarians
Communists
Socialists
Liberals
Neocons
Conservatives
Anarcho-syndicalists
Anarcho-communists
Anarcho-collectivists

PETA freaks

Hunts...oh yes...a perfect example of fucked upness....I do not supporting Hunting. That is the silly aristo's and their wannabee social lessers way of expressing their 'power' over the rest of us plebs. Fuck them. Fuck them till they cannot fuck any longer. Then fuck 'em again with loved up nymphomanics. These cunts (there is no better word) will use horses and hounds to hunt down foxes. Sorry ... fox. If they are lucky. Its utter bollocks and nothing more than a leftover of the class system. Now hunting to kill foxes because they are killing your stock...that I have no problem with. Oh...they don't use horses (DOH!)...they use rifles.

Referees....dodgy referees that is

All of Manchester's Man United fans

All of the Man United football team

Crap England managers

Dickheads

People who do not open doors for women

Then pen that stops working and its the only one around and you need to sign a check or else the rent won't get paid and the bank clerk is too much of a total pusswank filled bag of over ripe dog shit to let me use his...

All cold call sales scum

electronic cold call sales scum

Microsoft

people who think they know about a subject and just will not admit they are talking bollocks even after being shown documented evidence....

people who talk bollocks in general as well for good measure

People with dodgy laughs

Crap authors

Crap comics

Crap directors

Crap pr0n

weak coffee can just FOAD!

dodgy korean cooks

Chav scum fat bastards wearing clothes that just do not manage to cover the rolling layers of blubber coz Brit'ny dresses like that. The fact that Brit'ny is 20000 thousand sizes smaller just never seems to be taken into account. It is an offence not only to the eye but humanity in general. God I think I'm gonna puke!

Pissed up fuckstains who feel the need to get that bladdered that they projectile vomit

Violent pissed up fuckstains

People who bitch about smoking.....WE GET THE FUCKING MESSAGE BUT YOU CAN STILL BUGGER OFF!

People who do not pick up toenail clippings and you find out when your foot gets sliced by a menacing sliver of keratin....

Dodgy drug dealers

Dodgy drug users

Yuppees

Socialist Workers Party members who just do not have a scooby!

Leftists

Rightists

Centrists

People who murder veggetables! VLF VLF!!!

Hooligans

Annoying old people

Annoying young people

Annoying people in general

Crap journo's

fecking tosspot landlords who think they have right of enrty without prior notification the fucking wanker

People who chew food with their gobs open

Mobile users on trians who insist on making sure the whole train...not just the compartment...know that you are late for dinner/working on the project/arranging a meeting/slagging off clients

NIMBY's

people who think a pediatrician is a peadophile

Badly written books that make the best sellers lists

People who insist to ignore the fact that there is a pelican crossing 10 feet away but insist on jaywalking

people who park on junctions

bus drivers who think they own the raod

Taxi drivers who think they own the road

Cyclists who think they own the road

over cooked noodles or pasta

Sales wankers who think they can make quick sales by bullshitting

Evangelicals of any religion

teachers/lecturers who should know better

People who thieve from the defenseless

people on TV with no dicrenable talent

big mouthed yahooo's

Racists

Dominos Pizza

People who at the checkout counter in the supermarket wait until the amount due is shown on the till and then bring out their money and pay with the correct amount...oh yeah...that £19.99 purchase...wtf count out 99p in loose fucking change? Esp when there are about 10 people in line waiting for you to count out that money...and lets face it...its takes sush a long time one wonders if the fuckwit ever managed to get into a school as a child

Slow petrol pumps

People not willing to take responsibility for their actions

people who piss in public or let their children piss in public

3l33t hax0rs aka script kiddies (like the one saying he uses nmap as the tool to hack systems doh!)

People who insist on driving a fucking huge SUV twice a day in rush hour a mile down the road to take their kids to school....and then bitch about how bad the fucking traffic is (I trust there is a special place in hell reserved just for these fucks)

Kid Rock

David Bowie

all of Metallica and Red Hot Shitty Band Peppers....even the dead one can die again

Executives who get paid far far far in excess of what they are worth even
if they do do 'good works' (usually as a way to alliviate guilt I guess)

shit proof readers

shit web sites

crap trainers who think they know everything but are only repeating ancedotes and not real life experiances

People who think they are martial artists but in reality would get their arse kicked by a comatose paraplegic midget

people who do not think dwarf tossing is a noble sport

People who do not understand that Ruuups is actually not a democrat but rather a out and out lazie fair capitalist with only his own self interest at heart. He is not an American and he sure as feck ain't patriotic!

People who bring their kids to the supermarket at the busiest times and let them roam free....and the fecking supermarkets cater for them! ARGH!

Sock monkies

People who pretend they are - SAS/SBS/SRF or Marines/Green Berret/Delta Force/Navy Seals

Plagerists

People who are stupid through their own lazyness

puppy fuckers

Sorry, I didn't get the jist your hates, mind going into more detail? :p

*dies*

No!!!! Ruffy. :(

*resurrects*

No!!!! Ruffy. :(

*resurrects*

Buh?! Why? God was just about to take off his pants! :(

Buh?! Why? God was just about to take off his pants! :(
I've heard he's huge.

The Kaczyński twins.

Martin van Buren.

I hate that buttfucker.

who?

Buh?! Why? God was just about to take off his pants! :(

Oh, okay.

*shoots*

who?

The 8th President of the United States.

The Kaczyński twins.

Your prez and PM?

Your prez and PM?

I thought he was talking about the Unabomber at first, but then I realized that not only did the Unabomber not have a partner, but he also spelled it Kaczynski, rather than Kaczyński.

Click Thread Tools and there be-eth the poll making ability.

Sorry, I didn't get the jist your hates, mind going into more detail? :p

yeah well... LOL

Can't cope without a poll to give me a clue as to who I might not like...

I don't like the man who is my dad's new boyfriend. He is a fuck-wit.

I hate people who make threads like this and leave out the poll. *glares at the op*

Can't cope without a poll to give me a clue as to who I might not like...

Pants. Everyone dislikes pants.

Pants. Everyone dislikes pants.


pants or knickers? I like knickers, I have several very nice pairs.

pants or knickers? I like knickers, I have several very nice pairs.

Trousers. Everyone hates them. Knickers are good though :)

Yes! Down with trousers!

Up with skirts!

YES! I am all in favour of that! and look! I get to be on top again!

Yes! Down with trousers!

Up with skirts!

YES! I am all in favour of that! and look! I get to be on top again!

I'm glad we agree. I can't say I'm opposed to you being on top either ;)

I'm glad we agree. I can't say I'm opposed to you being on top either ;)

THIS post is the one that gave me hiccups!

THIS post is the one that gave me hiccups!

I aim to please.

Party liners.

I first read that as "panty liners" and thought, "Oh gawd...another one of LG's weirdo posts..." :D

*snipped long list*

You're just full of love, aren'tcha? :p

I first read that as "panty liners" and thought, "Oh gawd...another one of LG's weirdo posts..." :D


I thought it said panty liners too....