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i love pissing off tailgaters when driving - my motto is 'the closer you get, the slower i go', and i make turns about as painstakingly slow as i possibly can too... i love watching them squirm :D its my guilty little pleasure :)


what's yours?

Throwing crap at cars that piss me off on the highway.

Kidding. I've only done that a handful of times. My guilty pleasure? Watching Supernatural. It's a god-awful show. Shitty dialog, shitty acting, predictable plot, but I still manage to watch it. I guess it's because you can go to the network's website and watch whole episodes of it any time you want on your computer and it helps kill the time when I'm really bored.

Anime

i love pissing off tailgaters when driving - my motto is 'the closer you get, the slower i go', and i make turns about as painstakingly slow as i possibly can too... i love watching them squirm :D its my guilty little pleasure :)


what's yours?

Watching porn. I'm 13, so my parents will kill me if they find out. I know I shouldn't do it, and that it's risky, but I can't help myself.

I hate it when people crawl up my back when standing in a queue... so sometimes I just take a step back for no reason. Especially effective when wearing slim high heels. I naturally follow that by a sincere, fussy apology "Oh, I had no idea you were standing THIS close..."

i love pissing off tailgaters when driving - my motto is 'the closer you get, the slower i go', and i make turns about as painstakingly slow as i possibly can too... i love watching them squirm :D its my guilty little pleasure :)

Hehehe, I do that too :)

Once some prat started sitting right on my bumper on a 60mph single-carriageway. I was doing the same speed as the car in front (about 50mph) before then. I just took my foot off the accelerator... We got down to about 20mph before the other lane cleared enough for him to overtake :D

Watching porn. I'm 13, so my parents will kill me if they find out. I know I shouldn't do it, and that it's risky, but I can't help myself.

*lol I think if you enjoy looking at porn, you're old enough to look at porn ;)

Guilt? What is guilt? :confused:

Watching porn. I'm 13, so my parents will kill me if they find out. I know I shouldn't do it, and that it's risky, but I can't help myself.

What are the reasons for you not to watch porn?

So long as you realise it's fantasy and not an accurate portrayal I don't see the problem... Just don't look for people your own age. Stick to the older people for now ;)

*lol I think if you enjoy looking at porn, you're old enough to look at porn ;)

Tell that to my parents. They're good people, but they're Bengali (from Bengal in India). I think it's an ethnic thing about ruling the house with an iron fist.

Same here.

You people are crazy...

(shakes head sadly)

Oh, and time warp.

Anime

Same here.

Tell that to my parents. They're good people, but they're Bengali (from Bengal in India). I think it's an ethnic thing about ruling the house with an iron fist.

No. That is a global phenomenon amongst a large subsut of parents. You're in good company. :)

Tell that to my parents. They're good people, but they're Bengali (from Bengal in India). I think it's an ethnic thing about ruling the house with an iron fist.

An iron fist on porn? ... :eek:

Ok, I'll go and put my brain in the washing machine now.

You already know mine.... :p

Crap magazines like Cosmo, crap songs like... oh, there are too many and too wide a variety of crapness but one example could be Kelly Clarkson, and crap TV shows such as the ones on Living TV.... plus way too many foods :p

No. That is a global phenomenon amongst a large subsut of parents. You're in good company. :)

Heh. I'm smart enough to be very careful about it, though.

You people are crazy...

(shakes head sadly)

Oh, and time warp.

Go watch some pr0n.

Go watch some pr0n.

Not now, my parents are here.

Newport Menthols. :(

Newport Menthols. :(

Ech. Cigarettes.

When I see a friend smoking, I always assume he is on fire and smother him with a rug. :)

Ech. Cigarettes.

When I see a friend smoking, I always assume he is on fire and smother him with a rug. :)

Lolz.

(Time warps ahead of Pyotr and LG)

When I see a friend smoking, I always assume he is on fire and smother him with a rug. :)

Don't you do that normally?

Don't you do that normally?

My typical friendly greeting involves flying tackles. :)

i just remembered another: i love watching car chase shows, like 'cop car chases from hell 3!". they suck but i love em cos they numb my brain and stuff.... :)

i also like bon jovi

i also like bon jovi

Ew. Ewwwww. Eww.

You already know mine.... :p

Crap magazines like Cosmo, crap songs like... oh, there are too many and too wide a variety of crapness but one example could be Kelly Clarkson, and crap TV shows such as the ones on Living TV.... plus way too many foods :p

aww, but all your guilty pleasures i love! because if they make you happy then that makes me happy :) :fluffle:

Hehehe, I do that too :)

Once some prat started sitting right on my bumper on a 60mph single-carriageway. I was doing the same speed as the car in front (about 50mph) before then. I just took my foot off the accelerator... We got down to about 20mph before the other lane cleared enough for him to overtake :D

lol that's exacly what i do! they tend to get the picture pretty quick and back off, at which point i pick speed back up again.

randomly hitting your brakes hard works well too...

i love pissing off tailgaters when driving - my motto is 'the closer you get, the slower i go', and i make turns about as painstakingly slow as i possibly can too... i love watching them squirm :D its my guilty little pleasure :)


what's yours?
You'll get your arse kicked one day or they person will find a way to get ahead of you block you off and then give you crap.
I've seen it.

Hmm...guilt...guilt...lemme think...

My best friend's little sister.

Throwing crap at cars that piss me off on the highway.

Kidding. I've only done that a handful of times. My guilty pleasure? Watching Supernatural. It's a god-awful show. Shitty dialog, shitty acting, predictable plot, but I still manage to watch it. I guess it's because you can go to the network's website and watch whole episodes of it any time you want on your computer and it helps kill the time when I'm really bored.
I watch that show too, it's been on about 4 or 5 weeks now but it is also on when ze Super 14 is on so i've only watched 2 or 3 episodes fully.

You already know mine.... :p

Crap magazines like Cosmo, crap songs like... oh, there are too many and too wide a variety of crapness but one example could be Kelly Clarkson, and crap TV shows such as the ones on Living TV.... plus way too many foods :p

In other words, you like American magazines, American music, and American TV shows? :p

My guilty pleasure is Harry Potter.

Hmm...guilt...guilt...lemme think...

My best friend's little sister.
At least it isn't your little sisters best friend.;)

At least it isn't your little sisters best friend.;)

Good point. ;)

You'll get your arse kicked one day or they person will find a way to get ahead of you block you off and then give you crap.
I've seen it.

meh.

My guilty pleasure is Harry Potter.

With or without clothing?

Well, I rigged my dad's car so that I could make the brakelights come on without the actual brakes... I got to use it for about three weeks before somebody found the switch on the passenger's side and I had to disconnect it before they found out what it did. It was amazingly fun, though.

With or without clothing?

Do I have to choose? ;)

Good point. ;)
Always.:)
With or without clothing?
She said Harry not Cherry.
meh.
Heh.

Do I have to choose? ;)

:eek:

i love pissing off tailgaters when driving - my motto is 'the closer you get, the slower i go', and i make turns about as painstakingly slow as i possibly can too... i love watching them squirm :D its my guilty little pleasure :)


what's yours?

I enjoy slamming into cars that go to slow...thats why I put large spikes on the end of my bumper, so I can ram 'em and make them go faster.

Another would be pulling my car infront of the person, dragging them out, beating them, throwing them into a ditch and executing them nazi style with a few of my buddies all lined up with for some reason MP40's that we bought off the black market [them black people have everything].

Anime and pissing off tailgaters. I'm not afraid of them beating me up, as my cars doors lock, plus, most people who tailgate probably couldn't beat me up anyway. And if they succeed, well that's assault and battery.

I enjoy slamming into cars that go to slow...thats why I put large spikes on the end of my bumper, so I can ram 'em and make them go faster.

ah the beauty of it is if the person behind hits my car, its 100% their fault. all damages paid.
and there's plenty of opportunity to note their numberplate when they do overtake


i hate tailgaters with a passion. wait, make that all other drivers...

is there no road rage in the UK?

i used to slow down on the highway sometimes when the asshole "king of the road" came up behind me flashing his lights while i was in the left lane passing a line of slower cars. after a while i realized that it wasnt worth the risk of getting shot.

but i still hate the assholes who think that i should have to get stuck in the slow lane so that he can progress an extra 20 feet (before he comes up on the guy who had been in front of me)

Anime and pissing off tailgaters. I'm not afraid of them beating me up, as my cars doors lock, plus, most people who tailgate probably couldn't beat me up anyway. And if they succeed, well that's assault and battery.
quite. i'm sure a lot of people could beat me up, but then again many more couldn't. i'm a fairly big rugby player type

is there no road rage in the UK?

i used to slow down on the highway sometimes when the asshole "king of the road" came up behind me flashing his lights while i was in the left lane passing a line of slower cars. after a while i realized that it wasnt worth the risk of getting shot.


no guns in the UK, so road rage is less deadly :P
i lie - there are guns, just not many. i'll take my chances :)

but i still hate the assholes who think that i should have to get stuck in the slow lane so that he can progress an extra 20 feet (before he comes up on the guy who had been in front of me)

QFT (turning into the 'i hate tailgaters thread'... yay! :D)

The show Numb3rs, chocolate kisses, potato chips and hot tamales (not necessarily at the same time).

:eek:
the latter....
:D Poor Ruffy.

I don't feel pleasure.

Well ok, that's not true, but it's the essence: I feel guilty about everything that pleases me, and avoid it, try to do it only when no-one is watching, or just not admit that I like it. At the very least, I try never to show pleasure. (I know, that makes things like sex difficult, but that's little and far between in my life anyway and I'm not likely to enter a stable relationship at any point in the next ten years, so I'll have plenty of time to worry about that.)

Another would be pulling my car infront of the person, dragging them out, beating them, throwing them into a ditch and executing them nazi style with a few of my buddies all lined up with for some reason MP40's that we bought off the black market [them black people have everything].

Amen to that. I have a bumper sticker that says 'If you are unsatisfied with my driving skills, please phone 1800-EAT-SH*T-AND-DIE'.

Anime and pissing off tailgaters. I'm not afraid of them beating me up, as my cars doors lock, plus, most people who tailgate probably couldn't beat me up anyway. And if they succeed, well that's assault and battery.

And don't forget most people have cell phones now days. And if you have a camera phone, even better. Cops take a dim view of road rage.

In addition to tail gaters, I make my dsipleasure known to those who don't use their turn signals. I truly despise those people. How hard is it to flip a switch? I won't move over/slow down for people trying to enter the highway or merge in traffic without using their turn signal. I try to match their speed too. I don't care how big their car is.

My biggest guilty pleasure would be cartoons. I used to think that it was anime and a few specific American shows, but of late I have come to the realization that I just like the bright colors and the raping of physics.
Second to that would be cheesy electropop, if you're one of the twelve other people in the world who know that Men Without Hats had more songs than just "Safety Dance", then you too can understand my secret shame.

What are the reasons for you not to watch porn?

So long as you realise it's fantasy and not an accurate portrayal I don't see the problem... Just don't look for people your own age. Stick to the older people for now ;)

Yeah, I know, man. I used to think it was accurate, but several NSers collectively busted that thought. I got some pretty hot shit though.

i love pissing off tailgaters when driving - my motto is 'the closer you get, the slower i go', and i make turns about as painstakingly slow as i possibly can too... i love watching them squirm :D its my guilty little pleasure :)


what's yours?

That's twisted and cruel!




I guess I'll have to admit that I do it too

I don't feel pleasure.

Well ok, that's not true, but it's the essence: I feel guilty about everything that pleases me, and avoid it, try to do it only when no-one is watching, or just not admit that I like it. At the very least, I try never to show pleasure. (I know, that makes things like sex difficult, but that's little and far between in my life anyway and I'm not likely to enter a stable relationship at any point in the next ten years, so I'll have plenty of time to worry about that.)

Not even NS? :[

Anime

me too, but more H anime. I am an otaku and love all anime

When I'm at the shooting range, shooting the targets of people who really suck, just so they'll feel good.

Ordinarily, people get upset when you shoot their targets. But if the person sucks, they'll gladly trumpet the blown out center of a target and say they did it.

Sticking pins in condom packets in 'Boots'.

Ha! :D

Answering that question would imply that I actually feel remorse...

I don't. ;)

i love pissing off tailgaters when driving - my motto is 'the closer you get, the slower i go', and i make turns about as painstakingly slow as i possibly can too... i love watching them squirm :D its my guilty little pleasure :)


what's yours?

I'd tell you, but it's illegal in this country.

Hello Goodbye is a new guilty pleasure.

I sing along to Halifax adverts :p In my defence it's (mainly) to wind up my mates.

I also watch all the chat shows on daytime tv. And Neighbours.

TV shows geared towards children and teenagers.