NationStates Jolt Archive


So good they'll make you stab somebody

Drunk commies deleted
03-03-2007, 16:33
A couple of guys in line to buy crabcakes in Maryland got into an argument over which one of them was next. The argument escalated into a knife fight. Damn, those must be some good crabcakes. If I ran the restaurant that sold them I'd advertize them as being good enough to stab someone for.

http://www.baltimoresun.com/news/local/annearundel/bal-md.ar.rantin01mar01,0,7578319.story?coll=bal-pe-maryland
Pyotr
03-03-2007, 16:36
I must've said it a thousand times: Crab cakes are a threat to our way of life.
Eve Online
03-03-2007, 16:44
Never bring a knife to a Maryland crabcake restaurant. I have a gun.
Drunk commies deleted
03-03-2007, 16:47
Never bring a knife to a Maryland crabcake restaurant. I have a gun.

I'm assuming the two guys were close enough that a gun doesn't have any significant advantage over a knife.
Call to power
03-03-2007, 16:56
crabcake :confused:
Drunk commies deleted
03-03-2007, 16:58
crabcake :confused:

Yeah, Crab cake.

http://www.marylandcrabcakes.com/
Dinaverg
03-03-2007, 17:01
I'd kill a guy for crabcakes.
[NS]Trilby63
03-03-2007, 17:02
crabcake :confused:

Garlic bread!?
Lunatic Goofballs
03-03-2007, 17:02
crabcake :confused:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crabcake

Wikipedia to the rescue! :D
Call to power
03-03-2007, 17:03
http://www.marylandcrabcakes.com/

:eek: stab that abomination!
Johnny B Goode
03-03-2007, 17:04
A couple of guys in line to buy crabcakes in Maryland got into an argument over which one of them was next. The argument escalated into a knife fight. Damn, those must be some good crabcakes. If I ran the restaurant that sold them I'd advertize them as being good enough to stab someone for.

http://www.baltimoresun.com/news/local/annearundel/bal-md.ar.rantin01mar01,0,7578319.story?coll=bal-pe-maryland

That's some heavy shit.
Eltaphilon
03-03-2007, 17:08
A couple of guys in line to buy crabcakes in Maryland got into an argument over which one of them was next. The argument escalated into a knife fight. Damn, those must be some good crabcakes. If I ran the restaurant that sold them I'd advertize them as being good enough to stab someone for.

http://www.baltimoresun.com/news/local/annearundel/bal-md.ar.rantin01mar01,0,7578319.story?coll=bal-pe-maryland

I smell a marketing campaign.
Pyotr
03-03-2007, 17:25
:eek: stab that abomination!

You should see the ones at the franchise places, imagine hamburger made of crab.
New Stalinberg
03-03-2007, 17:27
God bless the United States of America!
Greater Somalia
03-03-2007, 17:41
I hate people that cut-in-line but so far it's the elderly and I guess they follow the "I came to this world first." policy. Arguments between strangers in most countries would more likely end up with someone going to jail, someone dying, and court hearings, unlike Canada, O Canada! :D
Naturality
03-03-2007, 17:43
Crabcakes Yummm!
Maraque
03-03-2007, 18:00
Crab cakes are gross.
Drunk commies deleted
03-03-2007, 18:02
Crab cakes are gross.

I'll take your share. I like crab cakes.
Maraque
03-03-2007, 18:14
I have a box in the freezer full of them. *hands them over* Enjoy.
Dinaverg
03-03-2007, 18:31
I have a box in the freezer full of them. *hands them over* Enjoy.

*stabs*

Just because.
Teh_pantless_hero
03-03-2007, 18:37
I'm assuming the two guys were close enough that a gun doesn't have any significant advantage over a knife.

Don't try your any of your commy on gun nuts, they have a anti-logic shields.
Maraque
03-03-2007, 18:39
*stabs*

Just because.*stabs back*

Just because.
Relyc
03-03-2007, 18:42
MMMM, knife-sticking good!