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So, tell us some funny stories of yours...

You first.

I've never done anything silly while I was drunk - EVER. Honestly. Hell, I don't think I've ever been drunk come to think of it. And I espescially have never posted anything rediculous on this forum while never being drunk either. That would be preposterous...

I've never done anything silly while I was drunk - EVER. Honestly. Hell, I don't think I've ever been drunk come to think of it. And I espescially have never posted anything rediculous on this forum while never being drunk either. That would be preposterous...

Mikesburg is actually Paula Abdul...

http://www.tvgrapevine.com/index.php/topic,10154.msg29538.html

I've never done anything silly while I was drunk - EVER. Honestly. Hell, I don't think I've ever been drunk come to think of it. And I espescially have never posted anything rediculous on this forum while never being drunk either. That would be preposterous...I knew you were sober when you said you loved me! :p

I've never been drunk, so I've never done anything stupid while drunk.

Maraque and Ruffy at New Year's, however.... :D

I've never been drunk, so I've never done anything stupid while drunk.

Maraque and Ruffy at New Year's, however.... :D

lot

I avoid getting so much as tipsy, much less drunk enough to have crazy anecdotes. :p

Well...I haven't done anything too incriminating...

But lets see...a while ago a friend and I dumped a blow up doll inside our old high school at about 4am while wearing partial Chinese army outfits and saluting passing cars. (Unfortunately, we were upstaged that night by a group who hung a dummy off a local footbridge, which was mistaken for a person that had committed suicide. Bastards.)

And there was about a month before that where a friend's car was coated completely in shaving cream. That was funny on its own (if cliched..), but I put toothpaste underneath the drivers side door handle of my accomplice's car, who thought it was an act of revenge and didn't suspect me of the attack. Mwuahaha. Oh yeah, and on that trip, I put a bag of beef liver in someone's bed, labelling it "John Doe* Stool Sample." *name changed to protect the innocent.

Those would probably be the most recent ones. :)

I avoid getting so much as tipsy, much less drunk enough to have crazy anecdotes. :p

You lie. ;)

Mikesburg is actually Paula Abdul...

http://www.tvgrapevine.com/index.php/topic,10154.msg29538.html

Well I tried to hide my incredibly awesome dancing moves, but you caught me. Must have been while I was coming on to one of the American Idol contestants. *shrugs*

I got drunk in my room with a now good friend before our maths GCSE exam

If that don’t count maybe the fact that I had a soaking wet girl on my bed (from the rain perverts!) and I found myself more interested in watching Max and paddy's road to nowhere :p

edit: curses I need to get a better story :(

I knew you were sober when you said you loved me! :p

Quite clearly I was being farcical. Hell knows, I hate everyone on NSG. You're all bastards! Espescially Jello Biafra... and anyone else I may have mentioned on a drunken love thread that never happened.

Pssh. I don't need to be drunk to do silly things. :p

You lie. ;)

No, really.

I knew you were sober when you said you loved me! :p
He told me I was the only one!

*slaps Mikesburg*

*sobs*

Well, I... uh... that is... you see, I... There was this bottle... um... tequila was involved... ah... what can I say... Hmmm... a bit of naughtiness... well...

:eek:

*Flees*

He told me I was the only one!

*slaps Mikesburg*

*sobs*

No Baby.. I...

Damn....

*goes back to the bar*

Okay, I'm here. Where shall we begin? Hehehe.

YOu know, this really isn't fair as I've done sillier things sober than most drunken people do. Why don't I wait until we hear a few other stories first.

;)

No, really.

Come now, i've seen you at least borderline tipsy. :P

silly when drunk er no more like put the fear of me into poeple that they never want to see me near a Bottle of booze again

I was no longer drunk, it wasn't silly (except the giggling) and it was totally amazing.

I'll leave the rest to you.

a three letter word cames to my mind

Okay, I'm here. Where shall we begin? Hehehe.

YOu know, this really isn't fair as I've done sillier things sober than most drunken people do. Why don't I wait until we hear a few other stories first.

;)

:eek:

This is gonna be scary, isn't it?! :eek:

I was no longer drunk, it wasn't silly (except the giggling) and it was totally amazing.

I'll leave the rest to you.

edit: It's G rated. Get your minds out of the gutter.

So, tell us some funny stories of yours...Haven't been drunk in a looooong time. But I never really did silly stuff, more like stupid stuff.

I do what every other lonely dude on NSG does when drunk, write rambling love letters to WYTYG...;P

Come now, i've seen you at least borderline tipsy. :P

Buh, that was because YOU made me drink! :p

...And, it was a special occassion.

I do what every other lonely dude on NSG does when drunk, write rambling love letters to WYTYG...;P

Oh, I thought that was just me. ;P

Buh, that was because YOU made me drink! :p

...And, it was a special occassion.

Yeah, but...you still lied. ;)

edit: It's G rated. Get your minds out of the gutter.

Can't. :)

I do what every other lonely dude on NSG does when drunk, write rambling love letters to WYTYG...;P
:eek: :p :eek:
Oh, I thought that was just me. ;P
Oh please. Do you have any idea how many drunk lonely dudes there are on NSG? And I never even send a reply! You'd think they'd learn. :rolleyes: :p

Can't. :)

Well, you're allowed to stay, 'cause you can find high concentrations of mud in the guttter.

So cruel and heartless. :(What? I don't even post the letters online!

Wait, that gives me a marvellous idea for a thread...

*scampers off*

Oh please. Do you have any idea how many drunk lonely dudes there are on NSG? And I never even send a reply! You'd think they'd learn. :rolleyes: :p

So cruel and heartless. :(

What? I don't even post the letters online!

Wait, that gives me a marvellous idea for a thread...

*scampers off*

:eek:

What? I don't even post the letters online!

Wait, that gives me a marvellous idea for a thread...

*scampers off*
Even more cruel and heartless.


I approve. :D

I don't think I've done anything particularly silly while drunk, but I have done the usual things many people have, like kiss everyone in the room. Now, the stupidest thing I did while drunk was chug some mixture of vodka, cheap red wine, and possibly other things. I was sick for the next 12 hours.

Ah, as for what silly things I do when I'm drunk - and I tend to do a couple of silly things :) - you'll all see when we meet for the Global NS meet in a while. Alcohol will be served :p


Oh please. Do you have any idea how many drunk lonely dudes there are on NSG? And I never even send a reply! You'd think they'd learn. :rolleyes: :p

Yeah! I don't ever send a reply either, but people never learn!

...

What? >.>

Ah, as for what silly things I do when I'm drunk - and I tend to do a couple of silly things :) - you'll all see when we meet for the Global NS meet in a while. Alcohol will be served :p Yay Global NS Meet!

Yeah! I don't ever send a reply either, but people never learn!

...

What? >.>:eek: You told me it had gotten lost in the mail, like the first two dozen! :(

I have lots of drunk stories. Just none of which I can remember :p

Too much to tell.

I spent two hours out in the cold searching for another party I'd been invited to, not realizing it was a block away from the one I'd been at.

My dorm's RA, "If your not drunk then why are you throwing up in the bathroom?"

Me, "I'm um, I'm Jewish."

Pssh. I don't need to be drunk to do silly things. :p

Neither do I.

i don't think i've done a lot of silly (funny that is, isn't it?) things while drunk, only stupid things. running around naked was probably the silliest thing, the rest is just shamefull. that's why i trie to stay at least a little bit sober (it would become expensive to get drunk enough to do silly things too nowadays).

but maybe, tonight? who knows? i'll give an update tomorrow. ;)

Climbing around on a 5th floor balcony, that wasn't the best move.

And there was the time I got really really lost. A journey that should have taken me half an hour took me about 2 hours.

i don't think i've done a lot of silly (funny that is, isn't it?) things while drunk, only stupid things. running around naked was probably the silliest thing, the rest is just shamefull. that's why i trie to stay at least a little bit sober (it would become expensive to get drunk enough to do silly things too nowadays).

but maybe, tonight? who knows? i'll give an update tomorrow. ;)

2 words. MR. Boston.

And there was the time I got really really lost. A journey that should have taken me half an hour took me about 2 hours.
If that journey wasn't incredibly funny to you at the time, you weren't nearly drunk enough :p

I proposed to a girl once. I kissed bar stools, thought I was a congressman, and one night refused to speak english( I just rambled in Spanish). Im sure I've done much more, I just can't remember:p

I proposed to a girl once. I kissed bar stools, thought I was a congressman, and one night refused to speak english( I just rambled in Spanish). Im sure I've done much more, I just can't remember:p

Pardon me for my ignorance, but I thought Muslims were prohibited from consuming alcohol. If I'm wrong, sorry.

If that journey wasn't incredibly funny to you at the time, you weren't nearly drunk enough :p
It was the greatest journey ever. A religious experience. Since I can't remember how I got back to somewhere I recognised I concluded that Eris led me there.


Though the directions I got from that cop may have helped.
I proposed to a girl once. I kissed bar stools, thought I was a congressman, and one night refused to speak english( I just rambled in Spanish). Im sure I've done much more, I just can't remember:p

We were playing Kings (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kings_%28drinking_game%29) one time, and I made a rule that stopped people from speaking English. It was funny because all of us could speak Irish except for Akeel, my cousins friend from America. He spoke Spanish and Hindi(and English), and only my cousin knew any Spanish.

Neither do I.

That's because you're 13. And Indian. It doesn't get much more socially awkward than that.

Pardon me for my ignorance, but I thought Muslims were prohibited from consuming alcohol. If I'm wrong, sorry.

I drank quite a bit before I converted to Islam.

I drank quite a bit before I converted to Islam.

That's indeed a silly thing to do when you're drunk :p

I'm a pretty tame drunk. But yesterday, one of my best friends, who just broke up with her boyfriend of four months, somehow got her hands on booze during school, and got completely smashed. She was running around the hallway shouting and stumbling, and people were staring. I tried to sort of gently shepard her her around and say things like, "It's okay, you don't need to shout; we can hear you just fine." That's when she started kicking my shins and calling me abusive. I don't know how she made it through the afternoon without getting suspended.

I drank quite a bit before I converted to Islam.

Ah, ok. Good, I had thought that information to be accurate (the non-drinking thing) and would have been a bit upset were it to be proven false (as it would call into question the veracity of my source).

If you don't mind my asking, why did you convert to Islam?

If you don't mind my asking, why did you convert to Islam?

TG me that question(because I won't remember your name if you dont) and I'll answer it. I've explained it before and I don't want to hijack this thread.

ROFL!: :p

Hmm, can I TG you as well? I''m generally interested in it :)

That's indeed a silly thing to do when you're drunk :p

ROFL!: :p

I've never been drunk, so I've never done anything stupid while drunk.

Maraque and Ruffy at New Year's, however.... :D

Shhh. How do you think I got Maraque to agree to wheelchair jousting? ;)

Yay Global NS Meet!
I think it's a good idea :)

:eek: You told me it had gotten lost in the mail, like the first two dozen! :(
Yeah, well it had. They all had. I swear, someone's been nickin' my mail! :eek:
And I didn't have any stamps left over, so I wouldn't have been able to return your emails anyway... And I was washing my hair! *Nods furiously*

I don't remember. :p

One time i fell asleep in a park, and somehow lost my jersey and cellphone, i am certain they were nicked but strangely my wallet wasn't, i also grazed my elbow and forehead when i walked into 2 foot of thin air, it was dark and there was a drop between a commerical driveway and a small aprking lot.

Another time i was in Christchurch and i got lost trying to find my Hotel.
Once i got offered a guys sister too.

one time I got so drunk that my friends thought I died, so they called 911 and left me on the lawn, and when I got to the hospital they had to pump my stomach.......oh, that was fun.:rolleyes:

Believed my friend's stepdad when he told me that you can't have 5 of a kind playing poker (we were using wilds). I was too stupified to think about that one. Lost 50 bucks (whatever he had beat 4 of a kind).

Lay sprawled on the hood of a car with my dress hiked nearly to my waist and waved at the cops as they drove by. Or so I'm told.

So, tell us some funny stories of yours...

Well, back at Thanksgiving my mom talked me into trying the wine we had at the table against my better judgement. One sixth of a wine glass and fifteen minutes later I had a horrible headache, was stumbling around mutting incoherently, and eventually fell unconscious on the couch. My parents almost called the hospital because of it.

...wait...that wasn't funny...damn it. (As you can see, I quite literally have the alcohol tolorance of an infant or worse. The amount of alcohol that would get a normal person drunk would kill me due to alcohol poisoning.)

Well, back at Thanksgiving my mom talked me into trying the wine we had at the table against my better judgement. One sixth of a wine glass and fifteen minutes later I had a horrible headache, was stumbling around mutting incoherently, and eventually fell unconscious on the couch. My parents almost called the hospital because of it.

...wait...that wasn't funny...damn it. (As you can see, I quite literally have the alcohol tolorance of an infant or worse. The amount of alcohol that would get a normal person drunk would kill me due to alcohol poisoning.)

Pfft. Lush. I could drink any of my friends under the table, and have done so in the past.

i have a penchant for climbing trees, the more precarious the better. once fell out of one into a road causing a car to skid. oops. also tried walking across the embers of a bonfire, later fell unconcious into it. that was entertaining. stealing roadsigns is another one. hedges are also good for climbing into and falling asleep in. they're a very secure place to spend the night as long as you are too drunk to notice the creepy crawlies.

Pfft. Lush. I could drink any of my friends under the table, and have done so in the past.

It's not my fault. It's the fault of my genetics.

But see, since I don't drink anything that doesn't taste good anyway and I hate the taste of alcohol I don't feel as if I'm missing out on anything. That, however, does not stop me from laughing at drunken stories.

Well, back at Thanksgiving my mom talked me into trying the wine we had at the table against my better judgement. One sixth of a wine glass and fifteen minutes later I had a horrible headache, was stumbling around mutting incoherently, and eventually fell unconscious on the couch. My parents almost called the hospital because of it.

...wait...that wasn't funny...damn it. (As you can see, I quite literally have the alcohol tolorance of an infant or worse. The amount of alcohol that would get a normal person drunk would kill me due to alcohol poisoning.)

you poor thing, sounds like you're allergic :(

i'm going crazy at the moment with 3 weeks left of a self-enforced 3 month abstinance. i can't imagine what i'd be like if i could never have alcohol. actually i guess i wouldn't mind since i wouldn't have got a taste for it.

It's not my fault. It's the fault of my genetics.

But see, since I don't drink anything that doesn't taste good anyway and I hate the taste of alcohol I don't feel as if I'm missing out on anything. That, however, does not stop me from laughing at drunken stories.

I can see that. I LOVE the taste of vodka, though. In fact, I tend to drink it straight, which has grossed people out in the past.

I can see that. I LOVE the taste of vodka, though. In fact, I tend to drink it straight, which has grossed people out in the past.

vodka straight out of the freezer is the only way to drink it. i find most mixers to be totally disgusting though. actually thinking about it, the only drink i have mixed is gin and tonic. or occasionally dark rum with a dash of cola and juice squeezed from half a lime. mostly i have rum straight though.

shit, this thread is making me daydream. damn this abstinence!

What? I don't even post the letters online!

Wait, that gives me a marvellous idea for a thread...

*scampers off*
So where the hell is it?
Shhh. How do you think I got Maraque to agree to wheelchair jousting? ;)
Well, back at Thanksgiving my mom talked me into trying the wine we had at the table against my better judgement. One sixth of a wine glass and fifteen minutes later I had a horrible headache, was stumbling around mutting incoherently, and eventually fell unconscious on the couch. My parents almost called the hospital because of it.

...wait...that wasn't funny...damn it. (As you can see, I quite literally have the alcohol tolorance of an infant or worse. The amount of alcohol that would get a normal person drunk would kill me due to alcohol poisoning.)

These two things happened in the NYE thread, right? I know we talked about this stuff.. I think..

EDIT: Oh God..

http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=512848

*never comes on NSG drunk again*

Silly things I've done while drunk...




Posting on NSG

Oh, yes, that's right...my sister put a small amount of alcohol in my drink that night as a prank...it's why ever since I've always carried around a water bottle instead of using glasses.

So where the hell is it?



These two things happened in the NYE thread, right? I know we talked about this stuff.. I think..

EDIT: Oh God..

http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=512848

*never comes on NSG drunk again*

I hope you all enjoyed that thread, because it's unlikely I'll do it again next year.

Silly things I've done when drunk? Only one comes to mind. Peeing in the gas tank ofa cop car. I had a few too many.

That's because you're 13. And Indian. It doesn't get much more socially awkward than that.

I'm so American, people accept me instead of thinking of me as a foreigner. The only Indian things about me are my mustache and other hairy things I have.

I hope you all enjoyed that thread, because it's unlikely I'll do it again next year.

Why not? :(

Stop wearing underwear, shave my head, neglect my children, hang out with Paris Hilton, and do a lot of meth...

Ooops. That's Britney...

You forgot "divorce my sleazebag husband."

And "shave my pubes"

Stop wearing underwear, shave my head, neglect my children, hang out with Paris Hilton, and do a lot of meth...

Ooops. That's Britney...

You forgot "divorce my sleazebag husband."

I can see that. I LOVE the taste of vodka, though. In fact, I tend to drink it straight, which has grossed people out in the past.

That's how it's supposed to be drunk...

That's how it's supposed to be drunk...

I know that, you know that, try telling that to people who think that splitting a handle between three people is excessive drinking.

Shhh. How do you think I got Maraque to agree to wheelchair jousting? ;)

:p

I know that, you know that, try telling that to people who think that splitting a handle between three people is excessive drinking.

Bleh. It's not excessive until you start seeing stomach lining. ;)

Bleh. It's not excessive until you start seeing stomach lining. ;)

Agreed.

my most recent was me punching a wall. Not particularly silly, but it was the most recent.

Silly, I'll have to think about. I tend to lose clothing...

I should get drunk right now and experiment, see what silly things I'd be doing. I'm bored... :(

One time I got drunk in town. When I went outside, I tried to get in my car to go home, but it wasn't until later I discovered that it was the wrong car. I couldn't unlock it, and I kept shouting at it and hitting it until I broke a window. Then some police arrived, and I thought they were delinquent teens coming to steal things from me (it was dark and I was drunk, ok?) and I tried to run away...I was fined quite a lot, and I still get stick about that...

I should get drunk right now and experiment, see what silly things I'd be doing. I'm bored... :(

I'll get the tequila.

I managed a night out without drinking last night! So proud, I am...

...well, unless you take into account the other stuff. Goddamnit, where's the embarrassed smilie?

I should get drunk right now and experiment, see what silly things I'd be doing. I'm bored... :(

yeah, sunday evenings are boring as hell. i have more fun on thursday night and thats not even officially in the weekend

yeah, sunday evenings are boring as hell. i have more fun on thursday night and thats not even officially in the weekend

Thursday is absolutely officially the weekend. We call it First Friday out here, and we definitely celebrate it as such...despite the fact that I have 8AM class on Fridays. :eek:

Silly things I've done drunk...

Well, I did box some kid who was much, much more athletic (and, importantly, much less hammered) than I am at this party. Didn't hurt at the time, but definitely woke up just bruised everywhere and feeling like I'd been hit by a bus (apparently I hit the ground a few times).

I get really loud. I also pray to the porcelain god.

I should get drunk right now and experiment, see what silly things I'd be doing. I'm bored... :(
Oh, I can remedy that. :)

Dance, little Gravlen, dance! *jiggles strings*

I'll get the tequila.
Please!
yeah, sunday evenings are boring as hell. i have more fun on thursday night and thats not even officially in the weekend
No kidding. Nice for relaxation, but now I'm just... Well, let's just say that if I had some paint I would be happy to watch it dry.

(And no, that's not a request for anyone to post the youtube video of paint drying!)

Oh, I can remedy that. :)

Dance, little Gravlen, dance! *jiggles strings*

That's really only a cure for your boredom, isn't it?

...

*Dances*
Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee :D

I'm quite possibly the most boring person ever when drunk.
I lose the silliness and the randomness and just sit quietly somewhere.
As such the silliest thing I have ever done drunk was air guitar a mop to Bohemian Rhapsody.
And it's the kind of thing I would do sober as well.

(And no, that's not a request for anyone to post the youtube video of paint drying!)
Hee, I didn't know they had one. :p

That's really only a cure for your boredom, isn't it?

...

*Dances*
Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee :D
Of course not, I just like to do it because you dance so well. =)

Please!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O-pcE7sisPQ
(And no, that's not a request for anyone to post the youtube video of paint drying!)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XYImy9OhrjE

:cool:

Telling people what i really think is pretty much a certainty, and, whilst I'm normally alright, I have been known to make a little mischeif...

Hee, I didn't know they had one. :p
But of course (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u1VEY7ndKCs), YouTube has everything :D

I <3 YouTube

Of course not, I just like to do it because you dance so well. =)
Well, I do know how to salsa... And you should see me when I break into a tango! :D (Especially when they're playing disco music at the time...)

*Tangos dramatically*

Why not? :(

Because I only did it this year because my girlfriend was sick. Hopefully, next New Year's Eve she won't be, and I'll be with her. Now if she's sick again...