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Insert punchline here. My favorite: "and now is not allowed to listen to own music"

Wow. Unexpected.

Holy shit-no one has talked about him in a while,so he had to capture attention again.

He was confused. He thought he'd be able to have a harem of little boys.

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Insert punchline here. My favorite: "and now is not allowed to listen to own music"

Maybe Dubai said he could stay there forever and become a citizen if he converts.

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Insert punchline here. My favorite: "and now is not allowed to listen to own music"

So now he won't be able to get the kids drunk first. He'll just slap 'em in a burqa and claim they're wives.

1) He's white
2) He molests children, or is suggestively gay
3) His face is 90% pork

He was confused. He thought he'd be able to have a harem of little boys.
Well, to be fair, the Koran said "72 virgins", not "72 adult female virgins"... :p

Holy shit-no one has talked about him in a while,so he had to capture attention again.

That was my thought. I guess he won't be out on the streets tempting kids with copies of The Watchtower, will he?

So no more "Jesus Juice" for Jacko?

So no more "Jesus Juice" for Jacko?

No, and that explosive vest he's wearing now looks so trendy...

All I know is, if he tries to touch any little boys now, he's going to get his hands chopped off. And possibly a few other things.

Disclaimer: which is not to say that ALL muslims chop off the hands of people who commit crimes, merely that this is a the punishment he should receive.

Well he is used to having the 72 virgins...-cough-littlevirginboysthatis-cooough-

Soviestan worships the same god Michael Jackson does! :D

Soviestan worships the same god Michael Jackson does! :D

This statement puts everything into perspective..and makes me giggle :D

Allah are you okay? Allah are you okay? Are you okay Allah?

Allah are you okay? Allah are you okay? Are you okay Allah?
:headbang:

Why couldn't I think of that :p

Allah are you okay? Allah are you okay? Are you okay Allah?

Rofl nipple chips!

Allah are you okay? Allah are you okay? Are you okay Allah?

He fainted. Get the smelling salts.

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Insert punchline here. My favorite: "and now is not allowed to listen to own music"

"...and in other news, approximately 1.3 billion Muslims worldwide have converted to Scientology, muttering that even Tom Cruise isn't as bad as Michael Jackson..."

Soviestan worships the same god Michael Jackson does! As do all of those worshiping Jews and Christians and Muslims as well. So where's the point?

All I know is, if he tries to touch any little boys now, he's going to get his hands chopped off. And possibly a few other things.

Disclaimer: which is not to say that ALL muslims chop off the hands of people who commit crimes, merely that this is a the punishment he should receive.

... inother words... just another round of plastic surgery for him... only this time, state sponsored. :p

It couls be worse. He could convert to Scientology.

"...and in other news, approximately 1.3 billion Muslims worldwide have converted to Scientology, muttering that even Tom Cruise isn't as bad as Michael Jackson..."

Soon, someone will add this to the list of demands:

....

42. We demand the release of our fellow jihadis in <insert name of prison here>
34. We demand that Michael Jackson publicly deny that he is a Muslim, and that he immediately find some other religion to embarass.

Don't blame it on the sunshine
Don't blame it on the moonlight
Don't blame it on the good times
Blame it on the Bible

...you know, I think I cared more about Britney shaving her head...

"...and in other news, approximately 1.3 billion Muslims worldwide have converted to Scientology..."

Where did they get that kinda money? :eek:

It couls be worse. He could convert to Scientology....or even worse, Mormonism, and worst, Judaism. Like Madonna...

Soviestan worships the same god Michael Jackson does! :D

I'm sure Soviestan would be happy to give Michael back to us. We will simply have to tell him there are no returns allowed. :p

...you know, I think I cared more about Britney shaving her head...

Even with a shaved head, she's better looking than Jacko.

I'm sure that after rehab, and some major vaginoplasty, she'll be as good as new.Jacko?

Even with a shaved head, she's better looking than Jacko.

I'm sure that after rehab, and some major vaginoplasty, she'll be as good as new.

I'm sure that after rehab, and some major vaginoplasty, she'll be as good as new.
Oh, absolutely.
Jacko?
Tabloid-speak for Michael.

Where did they get that kinda money? :eek:

They bought shares in the World Wide Jewish Conspiracy.

*nods*

Even with a shaved head, she's better looking than Jacko.

This is true!

http://galleries.lycos.co.uk/d/2814-3/Wacko+Jacko.jpg

This is true!

http://galleries.lycos.co.uk/d/2814-3/Wacko+Jacko.jpg

*runs to wash eyes*

This is true!

http://galleries.lycos.co.uk/d/2814-3/Wacko+Jacko.jpg

:eek:

Tabloid-speak for Michael.Oh really... :rolleyes: ...I do know of the black boy who became a white woman

Oh really... :rolleyes: ...I do know of the black boy who became a white woman

Sorry, it's been a long week.

Isn't that a Dr. Phil comment? :DI dunno.

I do know of the black boy who became a white woman

Isn't that a Dr. Phil comment? :D

This is true!
-snip-

http://www.davehamilton.org/michael%20jackson%201.jpg

He used to be some what handsome as a child...What the hell happened?

please stop posting such pictures... folks may get eye cancer... :eek:

Wow. Unexpected.

I predicted that when he went on trial. I'm sure the Jehovah's Witnesses are relieved. Jacko and his new masters deserve each other.

hmmmm Has this got anything to do with his alleged financial issues?

Are he and Cat Stevens going to record together?

hmmmm Has this got anything to do with his alleged financial issues?

That's why I posted the remark about Dubai at the top of this thread.

But of course, that can't possibly be true...

I dunno.

Now I remember better, I saw an episode of Letterman where Dr. Phil made that pronouncement. I don't know if he was the first but....

It was certainly funny. :D

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Insert punchline here. My favorite: "and now is not allowed to listen to own music"

Michael Jackson converts to Islam and is now required to wear a burqa, much to the relief of the rest of the world.

Michael Jackson converts to Islam and is now required to wear a burqa, much to the relief of the rest of the world.Indeed. :rolleyes: :eek: :D

That's why I posted the remark about Dubai at the top of this thread.

But of course, that can't possibly be true...

Apologies DK...I missed that post.

So Dubai is it? heh...be more 'amusing' had it been Saudi Arabia...what with Idi...after all how many songs has Whacko Jacko slaughtered since Thriller?

Apologies DK...I missed that post.

So Dubai is it? heh...be more 'amusing' had it been Saudi Arabia...what with Idi...after all how many songs has Whacko Jacko slaughtered since Thriller?

If you believe I'm DK, and you believe my posts have no credibility, then the following link is completely bogus, and the information it contains is entirely false.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/entertainment/4196746.stm

Meh, good for him.

If you believe I'm DK, and you believe my posts have no credibility, then the following link is completely bogus, and the information it contains is entirely false.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/entertainment/4196746.stm

Of course the BBC has no credibility...thats a given....in your world ;)

Actually I am surprised you did not pick up on what I posted....Saudi Arabia gave Idi Amin asylum...

Of course the BBC has no credibility...thats a given....in your world ;)

Actually I am surprised you did not pick up on what I posted....Saudi Arabia gave Idi Amin asylum...

I did pick up on it, it's just not a big deal to me. Everyone finds asylym somewhere.

Dubai won't mind.

I did pick up on it, it's just not a big deal to me. Everyone finds asylym somewhere.

Dubai won't mind.

Sense of humour....find one...Stat!

It couls be worse. He could convert to Scientology.

He should have! Think about it - no one would want to be a $cientologist any more! And there, you kill two birds with one stone!

Sense of humour....find one...Stat!

Don't quit your day job.

Don't quit your day job.

Hur! LOL

This is true!

http://galleries.lycos.co.uk/d/2814-3/Wacko+Jacko.jpg

I know it may be wrong, but he is only a surgery or two away from looking like this:

http://www.classicescapes.com/images/Baby-chimp.Magill.jpg



Look at the eyes on both.

Are he and Cat Stevens going to record together?

yes-and Jackson has asked "Poo-poo" and "Rubba" to sing backup. Trying to give them a start like he had.

As do all of those worshiping Jews and Christians and Muslims as well. So where's the point?

I'm not convinced of that. Saying that you worship the same God I do doesn't make it true. *nod*

I'm not convinced of that. Saying that you worship the same God I do doesn't make it true. *nod*

Well, they are a different concept of God, but with the same origins. To be the same God, well, there would have to be a such thing, but I won't go into that.

Soviestan worships the same god Michael Jackson does! :D

crap.:( Its bad enough we have morons like al-Qeada, we do not need this guy. I'm not sure he gets it. In Islam you are NOT allowed to do stuff with little boys. May be this is just a publicity stunt and he will go back to doing whatever he did before.

I'm sure Soviestan would be happy to give Michael back to us. We will simply have to tell him there are no returns allowed. :p

Nooo! Take him please!:p

Nooo! Take him please!:p

Sorry, no backsies. :p

He should have become a Catholic priest...
He'd fit right in.

He was confused. He thought he'd be able to have a harem of little boys.

That was at the recruitment office for the US Army, but apparently Abu Ghraib is now closed. And they could hardly let him into one of those black detention centers...


Maybe Dubai said he could stay there forever and become a citizen if he converts.
.

Strange that he's back in the states then....

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Insert punchline here. My favorite: "and now is not allowed to listen to own music"

ROFLCOPTER!

Heaven doesn't want him and Hell won't have him. Poor baby.

crap.:( Its bad enough we have morons like al-Qeada, we do not need this guy. I'm sure he gets it. In Islam you are NOT allowed to do stuff with little boys. May be this is just a publicity stunt and he will go back to doing whatever he did before.

This is the same as Brittney shaving her head.

"I've fallen out of the public spotlight, I better do something outrageous!"

Maybe they'll send him Gauntanamo, or whereever that psychotic Major General* is working these days.

*Don't remember his name but he was the guy in charge of Abu Ghraib and Guantanamo Bay. Last I heard he was awarded the Distinguished Service Medal

I'm curious to know, if he'll be altering his name?

The link won't work for me...

What a tool Michael Jackson is.

Wow. Unexpected.

Why unexpected? he's been living in Bahrain since he left the U.S, and he makes his kids walk around in burquas. HE'S been walking around in burquas.

I wonder what other Muslims really think of him joining their faith.

I'm curious to know, if he'll be altering his name?
?? Muhammad Jackson?

?? Muhammad Jackson?

Fatima Jackson.

source (http://www.andpop.com/article/8635)

Insert punchline here. My favorite: "and now is not allowed to listen to own music"

OMG! I can see it already!

*images Jackson shooting at marines in the name of Allah*

(Insert Soviestan joke here).

OMG! I can see it already!

*images Jackson shooting at marines in the name of Allah*

No, he'll just attach his last album to himself and walk onto a full bus. Unfortunately, that's one bomb that won't explode.

*Jackson runs around slaughtering US troops like Arnold Swarzenagger slaughters terrorists and bad guys on his old movies then does one of his funny moonwalks to some of his old music on top of the corpses of the soldiers he decapitated*

:gundge:

Wow.This has gotta be a PR disaster for those people.Maybe if you got him 20 years ago,but now..

Don't care.

This is true!

http://galleries.lycos.co.uk/d/2814-3/Wacko+Jacko.jpg

For the record, that's just a band-aid.

No, and that explosive vest he's wearing now looks so trendy...

Couldn't resist being an asshat, could you?

1) He's white
2) He molests children, or is suggestively gay
3) His face is 90% pork90% pork??
I didnt know.

90% pork??
I didnt know.

His nose is screwed up because they cut off the snout and couldn't fill the spot correctly. The other 10% is actual human skin I think, or vampire skin, not sure on that.

He will soon conquer all the middle east (http://bewarekidsvictory.ytmnd.com/) :eek: Fear him! FEAR HIM I SAY!

For the record, that's just a band-aid.
over the eyes, mouth, nose?

*Jackson runs around slaughtering US troops like Arnold Swarzenagger slaughters terrorists and bad guys on his old movies then does one of his funny moonwalks to some of his old music on top of the corpses of the soldiers he decapitated*so it's not that bad after all...

?? Muhammad Jackson?

Mohammed Jackhussein Al Neverlandi.:cool:

He should have become a Catholic priest...
He'd fit right in.

Kapow! :D

I wonder what other Muslims really think of him joining their faith.

Well, considering he horribly misinterprets the Quran and is a crazy attention whore, I'm pretty sure they're less than thrilled.

Well, considering he horribly misinterprets the Quran and is a crazy attention whore, I'm pretty sure they're less than thrilled.

It seems to attract its fair share of people who misinterpret it, and are crazy attention whores.

Of course, even those guys may not like the idea of a Muslim Michael Jackson, and may invite him to wear a suicide vest, just so they can get rid of him.

It seems to attract its fair share of people who misinterpret it, and are crazy attention whores.

:rolleyes:

Tell me something, Eve. What is your religion?

:rolleyes:

Tell me something, Eve. What is your religion?

Christianity. It has attention whores too, but not too many people wearing suicide bombs.

Christianity. It has attention whores too, but not too many people wearing suicide bombs.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Abortion-related_violence#Arson.2C_bombing.2C_and_property_crime

Well, you're right. They're not SUICIDE bombers.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Abortion-related_violence#Arson.2C_bombing.2C_and_property_crime

Well, you're right. They're not SUICIDE bombers.

I have a pet theory about suicide bombers.

It's a good way to get rid of wankers in your group.

I have a pet theory about suicide bombers.

It's a good way to get rid of wankers in your group.

So Christianity and Islam are alike except for the fact that Islam gets rid of its own wankers?

So Christianity and Islam are alike except for the fact that Islam gets rid of its own wankers?

Could be. Doesn't it sound like a good plan? Get rid of your enemies AND your own wankers?

Sure, keep your smart extremists, but get rid of the stupid extremists.

Could be. Doesn't it sound like a good plan? Get rid of your enemies AND your own wankers?

Sure, keep your smart extremists, but get rid of the stupid extremists.

Stupid people make decent pawns, usually more than once.

Stupid people make decent pawns, usually more than once.

Yeah, like I want them around. They are produced by unskilled labor, so you can always find another one.

Yeah, like I want them around. They are produced by unskilled labor, so you can always find another one.

So Radical Christianity and Radical Islam are only different in that Radical Christianity is more, er, stingy with its pawns whereas Radical Islam is more of a spender? Eh, fair enough. I wonder how radical occultists treat their pawns...

Of course, even those guys may not like the idea of a Muslim Michael Jackson, and may invite him to wear a suicide vest, just so they can get rid of him.

Why would he need a suicide vest? There's probably enough plastic compounds in his skin to comprise some sort of explosive anyway.

Why would he need a suicide vest? There's probably enough plastic compounds in his skin to comprise some sort of explosive anyway.

So, all that it would take would be whispering "you aren't Peter Pan" on his ear?

So Radical Christianity and Radical Islam are only different in that Radical Christianity is more, er, stingy with its pawns whereas Radical Islam is more of a spender? Eh, fair enough. I wonder how radical occultists treat their pawns...

They tell them to drink the cyanide-laced Kool-Aid, and eat the barbituate-laden pudding.

They tell them to drink the cyanide-laced Kool-Aid, and eat the barbituate-laden pudding.

Actually, we occultists don't have a radical faction as much as a "pink goth wicca wannabe" faction.

This could be the one time Dubya detains a Muslim at Gitmo and have unanimous public approval.

Mohammed Jackhussein Al Neverlandi.:cool:

Jacko with a diaper on his head and a scraggly beard? THE HORROR! :eek:

with a diaper on his head and a scraggly beard?

Your insults have been increasing in maturity lately, Mit...

NOT! :p

Your insults have been increasing in maturity lately, Mit...

NOT! :p

No, they have. This one is almost on a preschool level, compared to his embryonic insults before.

Jacko with a diaper on his head and a scraggly beard? THE HORROR! :eek:

You mean like this guy ?

http://www.angrezphoto.com/gallery2/d/949-2/sikh.jpg

The only problem with your crass generalization is that the above gentleman is a Sikh.

You mean like this guy ?

The only problem with your crass generalization is that the above gentleman is a Sikh.
I think it's just the image of Jacko in a turban, a beard, the surgical facemask, the shades, as well as wearing one glove... and ALL OF THEM ARE COVERED IN SEQUINS!

*head explodes from image*

I think it's just the image of Jacko in a turban, a beard, the surgical facemask, the shades, as well as wearing one glove... and ALL OF THEM ARE COVERED IN SEQUINS!

*head explodes from image*

I do understand the humor. But this turban+beard = muslim stereotype is getting a bit dangerous for Sikhs. Hate crimes have multiplied against that community.

I do understand the humor. But this turban+beard = muslim stereotype is getting a bit dangerous for Sikhs. Hate crimes have multiplied against that community.

The whole collective ethnic punishment mentality is dangerous-to everyone. There are plenty of racist fuckwads who can't tell the difference between Indians and Arabs.

The whole collective ethnic punishment mentality is dangerous-to everyone. There are plenty of racist fuckwads who can't tell the difference between Indians and Arabs.

Like the dickwads who killed the Indian convenience store clerk in the aftermath of 9-11 for instance.

The whole collective ethnic punishment mentality is dangerous-to everyone. There are plenty of racist fuckwads who can't tell the difference between Indians and Arabs.

Working with a large number of Indians and Sikhs, that's not a problem for me.

Working with a large number of Indians and Sikhs, that's not a problem for me.

So you can distinguish between the people you hate for no reason and the people you don't?