Caption this...
Rubiconic Crossings
02-03-2007, 17:00
http://www.thenewpolitics.com/images/condi_rice_boots_1.jpg
I don't goose-step because I am a Lady
/little britain
EX-TER-MIN-ATE
[/dalek voice]
EDIT: Or, alternatively:
"If I stand absolutely still, maybe George won't notice me..."
"God I need to shit sooooo badly"
Cluichstan
02-03-2007, 17:14
"Who the hell is that fuzzy-headed blonde guy in the corner?"
Rambhutan
02-03-2007, 17:17
"you put your right leg in
you put your right leg out
do the hokey-cokey and turn about"
Intangelon
02-03-2007, 18:01
Wow! Wait'll the girls at Dominatrixie's see THESE!
Carnivorous Lickers
02-03-2007, 18:11
"Who the hell is that fuzzy-headed blonde guy in the corner?"
Yeah-he concerned me far more than her boots. And what lies several inches above them.
Condo, Cleric of the Tetragrammatron reporting, Father.
Lunatic Goofballs
02-03-2007, 18:22
"I have a better idea. I'm going to put them in an easily escapable situation involving an overly elaborate and exotic death!"
Eltaphilon
02-03-2007, 18:25
"Now young Skywalker, you will die."
Gauthier
02-03-2007, 21:26
Condo, Cleric of the Tetragrammatron reporting, Father.
Condi's Dubya-Ryu Gun Fu was notorious for inflicting more casualties on allies than insurgents... when it actually found a target in the first place.
:D
The Infinite Dunes
02-03-2007, 21:26
The neogiations were going poorly so Rice decided to bring out the secret weapon and bare some flesh.
edit: I have time warped myself in another thread - this post is recorded by jolt as being posted before my post in the god thread when the reality is vice versa.
Wow! Wait'll the girls at Dominatrixie's see THESE!
Submit! Now!
"Taking over the world one step at a time!"
Philosopy
03-03-2007, 00:19
"It was hard work, but Rice finally found a prop to remind George Bush where Italy was."
Flatus Minor
03-03-2007, 00:21
"Apok, I need an exit."
Fassigen
03-03-2007, 00:23
"I have a better idea. I'm going to put them in an easily escapable situation involving an overly elaborate and exotic death!"
IIRC she is a doctor, and she most certainly is evil, so hmm...
The blessed Chris
03-03-2007, 00:24
Darth Vader finally revealed himself.....
Philosopy
03-03-2007, 00:28
IIRC she is a doctor, and she most certainly is evil, so hmm...
Yes, she is a Doctor. She is/was quite a respected Professor of politics and foreign affairs. I had to read a couple of her articles when I was at uni.
Infinite Revolution
03-03-2007, 00:53
"these boots are made for walking, and that's just what they do. one of these days these boots are going to walk all over you, and gouge your eyes out and burst your brains, especially if you are poor/iraqi/iranian/not a neo-con/liberl/anyone else the shrubarchy don't like."
Terrorist Cakes
03-03-2007, 02:00
Random Guy in Background: "Is the peroxide too bold?"
Johnny B Goode
03-03-2007, 02:36
I don't goose-step because I am a Lady
/little britain
"Can-can, can you do the can can, can you do the can can?"
Maineiacs
03-03-2007, 07:02
"And here we have Condi, modelling a new ensemble from Donatella Versace's 'Jackboot' collection."
Intangelon
03-03-2007, 07:11
"When diplomacy fails, Dr. Rice has been known to throw all caution to the wind and strip down to the Ilse, She-Wolf of the SS costume she wears beneath her work clothes in order to press home her point."