NationStates Jolt Archive


Want to fix global warming? Use UFO technology.

Eltaphilon
02-03-2007, 16:50
Emphasis on FORMER defence minister.
Can't think why he isn't the defence minister anymore...
Ifreann
02-03-2007, 16:51
He should have waited till he was up for re-election before coming out wih this idea. I know I'd vote for him.
Drunk commies deleted
02-03-2007, 16:52
A former Canadian defense minister wants the world's governments to reveal all of the technology they've secretly gotten from crashed UFOs. Finally someone is working toward a real solution to global warming rather than just wasting our time with reductions in "carbon emissions", as if they actually exist.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/20070228/wl_canada_afp/canadaenvironmentkyoto_070228180440
Marrakech II
02-03-2007, 17:30
First Canadians are accusing us of human rights abuses due to global warming. Now they want us to turn over our UFO's?! What are they smoking?
The Bourgeosie Elite
02-03-2007, 17:57
A former Canadian defense minister wants the world's governments to reveal all of the technology they've secretly gotten from crashed UFOs. Finally someone is working toward a real solution to global warming rather than just wasting our time with reductions in "carbon emissions", as if they actually exist.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/20070228/wl_canada_afp/canadaenvironmentkyoto_070228180440

Clearly every single government is part and parcel to a global conspiracy of world governments to hide the existence of UFOs.

What? The moon landing was a hoax? We're all at the mercy of our NASA overlords? *dons tinfoil hat* They won't get me!
Bubabalu
03-03-2007, 00:52
How about the Canadians starting by revealing to the public the secret underwater UFO base in Northern Hudson Bay? Think about it, it is mostly on Nunavut Territory, and it does not have much of a population. :eek:

At least in the US, we have satellite pictures of the "non existing" area 51 :D
Dosuun
03-03-2007, 04:55
At least in the US, we have satellite pictures of the "non existing" area 51 :D
True, there are photos of the facility, but it looks like a small airport, which is what it is. I have never seen any conclusive evidence of alien technology in any of those photos, maybe aircraft like stealth bombers but not aliens.
Non Aligned States
03-03-2007, 04:57
True, there are photos of the facility, but it looks like a small airport, which is what it is. I have never seen any conclusive evidence of alien technology in any of those photos, maybe aircraft like stealth bombers but not aliens.

Doesn't Skunkworks do their prototype testing there?
The Brevious
03-03-2007, 05:02
At least in the US, we have satellite pictures of the "non existing" area 51 :D
Isn't it Area 53?
They made a big to-do of it on Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas

Kifflam.