Which Noodly Appendage Would You Prefer?
Cluichstan
02-03-2007, 16:39
Would you prefer to be touched by the noodly appendage of...
Flying Spaghetti Monster
http://www.cominganarchy.com/images/fsm_touched_by_noodly_appendage.jpg
or...
The Hoff?
http://i77.photobucket.com/albums/j77/josephine333/hasselhoff.jpg
Cluichstan
02-03-2007, 16:42
Ruffy all the way.
Somehow I knew you'd choose that option. :p
Deus Malum
02-03-2007, 16:43
Would you prefer to be touched by the noodly appendage of...
Flying Spaghetti Monster
http://www.cominganarchy.com/images/fsm_touched_by_noodly_appendage.jpg
or...
The Hoff?
http://i77.photobucket.com/albums/j77/josephine333/hasselhoff.jpg
FSM. At least that way you can start walking around dressed like a pirate. Arrrr.
Cluichstan
02-03-2007, 16:52
If you're going to vote in the poll, please explain why you chose the option you did.
As it happens, how noodly is Hoff's appendage?
Cluichstan
02-03-2007, 16:54
As it happens, how noodly is Hoff's appendage?
I dunno. Ask Ruffy perhaps? :p
Exactly how much time do you spend beating off over hoff every day, Cluich? :P
Exactly how much time do you spend beating off over hoff every day, Cluich? :P
About as much time as he spends drinking ;)
Cluichstan
02-03-2007, 16:57
Exactly how much time do you spend beating off over hoff every day, Cluich? :P
About as much time as he spends drinking ;)
Not true. I just find the guy hysterically cheesy.
And I don't spend as much time doing anything as I do drinking. :p
And I don't spend as much time doing anything as I do drinking. :p
You can drink and do something else at the same time.
Not that i'm implying anything about you and hoff.
Or these threads.
=P
Cluichstan
02-03-2007, 17:02
You can drink and do something else at the same time.
Not that i'm implying anything about you and hoff.
Or these threads.
=P
No, of course you aren't... :p
Now, shush, you, and vote in the poll! :D
Cluichstan
02-03-2007, 17:04
You have a serious issue regarding David Hufflepuff, Cluitch.
Hufflepuff! http://209.85.48.8/9854/48/emo/roflma.gif
By the way, I suggest you check the comments on the "Hoff" music records on Amazon, a guy there has written some funny stuff about him. How his voice sounds like an orgy of hyenas and so forth.
I don't actually think I've ever heard him sing.
You have a serious issue regarding David Hufflepuff, Cluitch.
By the way, I suggest you check the comments on the "Hoff" music records on Amazon, a guy there has written some funny stuff about him. How his voice sounds like an orgy of hyenas and so forth.
Hufflepuff! http://209.85.48.8/9854/48/emo/roflma.gif
I don't actually think I've ever heard him sing.
Me neither. You don't have to, you just need to read the critics, those are really hilarious.
Cluichstan
02-03-2007, 17:07
I'm gonna hafta dig those up.
I didn't know Hasselhoff even had a singing career until Norm MacDonald started his running gag on Saturday Night Live about how he was conducting extensive research that all led to the same conclusion: "Germans love David Hasselhoff." :D
http://www.fakenews.net/update/i/1994_11_19_p.jpg
Cluichstan
02-03-2007, 17:24
See, this guy mathematically proved Norm MacDonald's theory. :D
http://buffalo.matthiasbachmann.de/wp-content/IMG_0035.JPG
Cluichstan
02-03-2007, 17:51
Okay, can someone please explain to me why, when I do a google image search using the terms "Germans" and "Hasselhoff," the vast majority of pictures it pulls up are of myspace whores? :confused:
Boonytopia
03-03-2007, 02:13
Beer volcanoes FTW.
Cookesland
03-03-2007, 02:29
Ruffy all the way.
ditto :p
Okay, can someone please explain to me why, when I do a google image search using the terms "Germans" and "Hasselhoff," the vast majority of pictures it pulls up are of myspace whores? :confused:
Are you sure you really want to know?
Jello Biafra
03-03-2007, 03:41
I picked Hasselhoff. I like my noodly appendages al dente.
Harlesburg
04-03-2007, 04:12
Many apendaged Cthulu with raping capabilites
Cluichstan
05-03-2007, 15:12
Are you sure you really want to know?
Um...no, probably not. http://209.85.48.8/html/emoticons/unsure.gif
Beer volcanoes FTW.
All hail the Great Beer Volcano! http://209.85.48.8/9854/48/emo/wtf.gif
Cluichstan
05-03-2007, 16:07
This thread needs to be saved! It's SUPERHOFF to the rescue!
http://www.lovethehoff.com/images/superhoff%20the%20return.jpg
Cluichstan
06-03-2007, 15:17
Bump. :p
http://www.corkblogs.com/images/7159.jpg
Andaluciae
06-03-2007, 15:36
An ancient race memory awakes, out of the lost aeons of time, the blood of my forefathers compels me to answer...THE HOFF!
Yes, I'm descended from Germans. What of it? Ya wanna fight?
Cluichstan
06-03-2007, 15:40
An ancient race memory awakes, out of the lost aeons of time, the blood of my forefathers compels me to answer...THE HOFF!
Yes, I'm descended from Germans. What of it? Ya wanna fight?
http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/thumb/e/ed/200px-Norm2.jpg
"Proving yet again that Germans love David Hasselhoff."