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So, let's say you're on death row, and you are to select your last meal, what would your last meal be?

Mine would be the following:

Tour of Italy
PB&J Sandwich
Chocolate Milk
Tea
Pepsi
a bowl of M&M Plain
Goulash
home made Cheeseburger
Chocolate Ice Cream
Sweet and Sour Chicken

and that would be it for me, so how about you guys?

Sukiyaki
Mac & Cheese
Jacketed potatoe w/ trimmings
Carrot cake
Glass of milk

Salmon sushi, dumplings, french fries and a triple cheeseburger with mushrooms. Yes, I know it's weird.

Same thing I picked as my ideal meal in that other thread.

Crisp Caesar salad, hot rolls with honey sauce, some creamy baked potato soup, filet mignon, cooked medium with spices, garlic mashed potatoes with gravy, and a slice of key lime pie for desert.

And a Coke to drink. :cool:

I'll find something i'm violently allergic to and have that. Then they'll take me to hospital as i'm vomiting up my insides and having my airways constrict.

If it works, I can then try repeating the process ad nauseam (see what I did there?) and stay alive indefinitely. :)

I'll find something i'm violently allergic to and have that. Then they'll take me to hospital as i'm vomiting up my insides and having my airways constrict.

If it works, I can then try repeating the process ad nauseam (see what I did there?) and stay alive indefinitely. :)

LOL.

Bread and water.

Why waste good food on a dead man?

Pot brownies and shrums washed down with absynth or however it's spelled.

I want it to all be a dream...

Chile rellenos
spinach enchilladas
Like Rhaomi I'd like a filet mignon, but quite rare
The garlic mashed potatos sound good too
Chicken fried steak with cream gravy
cream of asparagus soup
A turkey spinach artichoke sandwich from Panera
A nice cognac
Guacamole
And this would be my last meal because I'd doubtless have a coronary after eating it.

Fugu, sushi made from pufferfish (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fugu).

That way, if it's improperly prepared... well I'm dead anyway.

Without question - fugu.

edit: beaten to it by moments.

Something that would make me immune to lethal injection. They usually use potassium chloride these days to avoid damaging organs (for medicine/science), so I'd probably ask for about five gallons of water to dilute the stuff. And some sodium chloride to maintain the ion gradient in my neurons. Of course, if it failed, I'd spend most of my last hours of life peeing...

Pancakes
A Ham
Mashed Potatoes
A Dodo Egg prepared sunny side up
Ceaser Salad
A Gallon of of tequila served in a woman's boot with a plum floating in it
A pub style burger topped with cheese, onions, bacon, and a mayo based secret sauce,
And I'd end the meal with a muff diver.

Fortunately, I live in one of those sane countries that doesn't think murdering you back accomplishes anything.

Pot brownies and shrums washed down with absynth or however it's spelled.

I want it to all be a dream...

...you want the end to be one bad trip, eh? I can't imagine the prospect of imminent death is conducive to a fun experience, regardless of what you're taking.

Fugu, sushi made from pufferfish (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fugu).

That way, if it's improperly prepared... well I'm dead anyway.
It takes about 30 mins to work, and it isn't a pleasent way to go you know...

That, and while I like fugu a lot, it doesn't have a lot of taste.

Something that would make me immune to lethal injection.

Yeah, those are the lines I'm thinking along. Of course a lot depends on the method of execution. As an alternative, how about something that reacts violently with potassium chloride? You still die, but you get to explode spectacularly. Everyone present is left covered in gore and guts, hopefully traumatised for life. That'd show 'em.

Yeah, those are the lines I'm thinking along. Of course a lot depends on the method of execution. As an alternative, how about something that reacts violently with potassium chloride? You still die, but you get to explode spectacularly. Everyone present is left covered in gore and guts, hopefully traumatised for life. That'd show 'em.

Unfortunately, potassium chloride is basically just a salt. It deactivates the ion gradients that allow your nerve cells to function, but it in and of itself is not terribly reactive.

Though I'd like my mother's chicken and dumplings, it might make me less able to keep a perfect composure for the farewell with the world.

That sentimental-favorite-meal aside, i'd have my ordinary favorite dish, the Paccatelli al Ragu di Salciccia from the best local fine dining Italian restaurant.

pancakes, eggs, chicken(sesame, friend, baked, and bbq), a donut and eggclair(sp?)

Unfortunately, potassium chloride is basically just a salt.

Nuts. Way to spoil my fun.
Okay, is there something you could eat which would cause you to explode anyway? Last meal of nitro glycerine, anyone?

10 hits of LSD (preferably liquid dropped on taffy, and a hashish cookie...oh, and maybe a couple grams of hashish to eat alone--tasty...

And a really good, hearty meal that'll take me a few hours to finish. Maybe a rack of baby back ribs, some grilled asparagus, and Potatoes Anna, with Creme Brulee and a selection of brownies and ice cream to finish.

It would probably be a very hellish experience. Or fucking sick as fuck. I dunno. Either way, it would be fucking fun.

Last meal? I'm thinking an all-you-can-eat buffet.

10 hits of LSD (preferably liquid dropped on taffy, and a hashish cookie...oh, and maybe a couple grams of hashish to eat alone--tasty...

It would probably be a very hellish experience. Or fucking sick as fuck.

I'll point to my previous post.

I dunno. Either way, it would be fucking fun.

I somehow doubt it...and don't get me wrong, I'm a fan under normal circumstances, but imminent death and psychedelics don't mix, IMO.

They're likely to have to put you down with their guns before they get you to the chair! :p

Steak & Ale pie and chips, from a pub near my home called the White Hart. :D

Liver. With fava beans, and a nice Chianti.

*sf-sf-sf-sf-sf...*

Actually, the mere thought of liver makes me gag. Make it a stack of whitebait fritters with a valium chaser.

Everlasting Gobstopper :D

Since I wouldn't have to worry about my health or my budget -

A large Porterhouse steak, medium rare. Mashed potatoes with cheese and green onions. Mushrooms sauted in butter and white wine. French onion soup. Salad with generous dollops of Roquefort dressing. Several bottles of BV Rutherford Cabernet Sauvignon - 2004. Southern fried chicken with cream gravy. Potato salad. Watermelon. Chocolate ice cream. Smithfield ham and corn on the cob with buttered baked sweet potatoes. German chocolate cake. Grilled salmon, asparagus, wild rice. Creme brulee. Strawberry shortcake. Lobster. It would take me several days to eat all of this and by that time, I would be so ill from over-eating, I'd have to be hospitalized.

Last meal? I'm thinking an all-you-can-eat buffet.

What he said.

The executioner.


Hm, that Chianti sounds good too.

Probably leg of lamb roasted with rosemary & garlic, and all the vegies roasted (potatoes, parsnips, onions, carrots etc), covered with gravy made from the pan juices.

I'd kill for a burrito right now ;)

I want a bustergophechiduckneaealcockidgeoverwingailusharkolanbler (a bustard stuffed with a turkey, a goose, a pheasant, a chicken, a duck, a guinea fowl, a teal, a woodcock, a partridge, a plover, a lapwing, a quail, a thrush, a lark, an Ortolan Bunting and a Garden Warbler) with a side of mashed potatoes and all the mudslides I can drink. :)

A 3 foot long cheesesteak sans onions w/ extra cheese.
2 pounds of Arbies curly fries.
3 quintuple cheeseburgers from McDonalds, made with double extra cheese.
1 really expensive bottle of wine that I could never appreciate.
5 2 liter bottles of Coke.
1 vomit pail


Give me that and I will die happily.

Probably leg of lamb roasted with rosemary & garlic, and all the vegies roasted (potatoes, parsnips, onions, carrots etc), covered with gravy made from the pan juices.

I have just dropped drool on my keyboard - add a couple of Yorkshire Puddings and you have perfection

I have just dropped drool on my keyboard - add a couple of Yorkshire Puddings and you have perfection

Replace leg of lamb with Roast Beef and you've got me there.

I can't decide. Come back tomorrow.

Replace leg of lamb with Roast Beef and you've got me there.

Or pork with crispy crackling:)

Damn British foodstuffs!
I'm born and raised American, but I was raised by my very British grandmother.
I love Yorkshire pudding, and I expect it on either Christmas or New Years. If I don't get it, I'm a sad little boy.

Damn British foodstuffs!
I'm born and raised American, but I was raised by my very British grandmother.
I love Yorkshire pudding, and I expect it on either Christmas or New Years. If I don't get it, I'm a sad little boy.

Make some yourself - they are so easy to do. A simple batter of flour, egg, milk and seasoning and a bit of good luck are all you need

Errrrrr...
I can cook 3 things.
Grilled Cheese
Tomato Soup
Ramen Noodles

I learned these from practice and observation.
Me using an oven is like... Satan ice skating.
It won't happen.

Caviar, make the damn state pay for giving me the death penalty.

Caviar, make the damn state pay for giving me the death penalty.

5 pounds sound good?
You can wash it down with some alcohol pressed from dinosaur fossils.

if it's really my last meal, and they are going to kill me before I have to suffer the consequences

chicken fried steak with cream gravy
onion rings
buffalo wings
fettuccine Alfredo
bread sticks
supreme pizza
KFC chicken, mashed potatoes and gravy, and mac and cheese
donuts
Kit Kat candy bar
Ritz crackers
Oreo cookies
and a Chocolate Soldier.

wow.......that was fun!

http://www.fotosearch.com/PDS137/72797203/

My would-be executioners?

Make some yourself - they are so easy to do. A simple batter of flour, egg, milk and seasoning and a bit of good luck are all you need

Luck doesn't enter the equation. You need cold batter (preferably make it well in advance and keep it in the fridge) and a hot tin. A really, really hot tin - oil it (do not use butter or, God help us, margarine) and put it on the top shelf of a 220C oven for a few minutes. When you bring the tin out it should actually be giving off smoke. Only leave it out for the few seconds necessary to put the batter in, then put it straight back on the top shelf of the oven. Then leave it alone. Do not open the oven "to see how they're getting on", because doing that will wreck them.

[Just read Tainted Visage's response]
Well, sort it out. Cooking is a basic skill - no-one should be without it.

Oysters
Chocolate/peanut butter milkshake
Brussell sprouts
Crab legs with butter and lemon juice to dip them in
Rib eye- rare
Cherry Pie
Corn
Bacon and eggs

And three days to eat it all.

A rare steak, a chocolate cheesecake, and a case of Alexander Keith's India Pale Ale.

Hmm...a chicken steak, a bowl of shrimp, a stuffed manicotti(spinach for the stuffing, of course) some angel hair pasta...ramen noodles...and a large pepperoni pizza, along with the best root beer available to drink. Several chocolate chip cookies to eat for dessert.

Unfortunately, I do in fact live in a country where I can be murdered by the state for commiting a crime as "punishment" so you never know...I could be facing this. :(

But since I feel guilty about the tiniest of tiny crimes, I'd never do something that would net me the death penalty, so I'm not worried.

I'd eat the person that was going to kill me. :)

-edit- beaten to it :(

An all day breakfast baguette (sausage, bacon, egg and tomato to be precise), with a packet of cheese and onion crisps, a piece of good strong cheddar and a cadbury's cream egg, washed down with Ribena.

My mom's lasange (sp?). Or maybe my sister's quesadillas. With some iced tea to drink. Yummy...

I think the state I live in still allows the death penalty, but I don't plan on committing any crimes to warrant it, so...:cool:

something with a lot of alcohol in it probably, most things are better when you're drunk (or at least you think so).

a 32 oz Porterhouse steak
extra lumpy mashed potatoes with beef gravy
3 Mcdonalds double cheeseburgers
a large stromboli
a large slice of double chocolate cheesecake
one 12 pak of Smirnoff Triple Black to wash it down
a pack of Marlboro cigarettes
and enough time to finish it all

My mom's lasange (sp?). Or maybe my sister's quesadillas. With some iced tea to drink. Yummy...

I think the state I live in still allows the death penalty, but I don't plan on committing any crimes to warrant it, so...:cool:

Lasagna. ;)

I would eat as much smelly food as possible, so that during the execution, there would be some nasty smells as my bowels let loose (during lethal injection), or as my torso was blown open (firing squad), or as my body was cooked by electricity (maybe I'd vomit under the mask!).

I'd want to eat a mix of foul smelling fish, and a lot of meat, boiled eggs, cheese, and huge grubs (so that when it all came up, whoever had to clean it up would see vomit and insect larvae).

I think NS posted a link to a list of prisoners' last meal requests awhile back. Some of the requests were stupid - something like "2 crackers and tap water" or something like that. I also noticed that about every 10th prisoner refused a last meal, and one asked that his last meal be given to a homeless man.

If I were to be executed, I wouldn't ask for a last meal, just that I was executed in a timely manner.

I'll take a Cheesy-bite pizza from Pizza Hut and a 20 oz. Pepsi.

With a vanilla ice cream Klondike Bar for dessert.

I think NS posted a link to a list of prisoners' last meal requests awhile back. Some of the requests were stupid - something like "2 crackers and tap water" or something like that. I also noticed that about every 10th prisoner refused a last meal, and one asked that his last meal be given to a homeless man.

If I were to be executed, I wouldn't ask for a last meal, just that I was executed in a timely manner.

Actually that's a good idea, giving your last meal to a homeless person. Course you'd have to be able to watch him eat it or eat it with him to make sure he actually gets it.

I learned these from practice and observation.
Me using an oven is like... Satan ice skating.
It won't happen.
Ovens are for pretentious fools, as my own grandfather once said: "Anything worth eating can be fried in a pan liberally coated with bacon grease." And then he sort of spasmed and fell over from his evening heart attack.

Ovens are for pretentious fools, as my own grandfather once said: "Anything worth eating can be fried in a pan liberally coated with bacon grease." And then he sort of spasmed and fell over from his evening heart attack.Well, anything *is* worth eating when fried in a pan and liberally coated with bacon grease.

Lasagna. ;)
Ah, ok.
I knew my spelling of it didn't look right...

Lobster.

I have just dropped drool on my keyboard - add a couple of Yorkshire Puddings and you have perfection

Ooh, yes. I forgot Yorkshire Puddings!

To wash it all down, a nice bottle of Grange (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grange_Hermitage) Hermitage (http://www.nicks.com.au/index.aspx?link_id=82.530).

Lasagne
A woman

Well, if I got the chair, unpopped popcorn kernels and oil.
anything else, I've got no clue.