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Name the location of the wiederst place you have had sex, or perhaps the most fun place.

On the roof of an old fort at a beach in Britanny, surrounded by a a couple dozen sleeping (one hopes...) other teenagers on a church trip. First time that was, too. :p

Damn. I haven't done it yet, but I'd really prefer a bed. I don't even have to be in it.

In her parents' bed.

On the roof of an old fort at a beach in Britanny, surrounded by a a couple dozen sleeping (one hopes...) other teenagers on a church trip. First time that was, too. :p

On a church trip? Classy :D

Why? Looking for tips? :D

Why? Looking for tips? :D

No...well..um...yah :p

That would be in the butt, Bob...

*Sorry, had to do it. ;) *

Hmm, the funnest place would have to be some of the Shibuya love hotels my wife and I have visitied from time to time. Alas; however, I did my job a bit too well the last time around and I now have to wait a bit before we can play again.

I can't say because it's illegal.

On a Harley.

On NSG.

At school. :eek:

The doors were open on the weekend... http://www.jamboskickback.co.uk/images/smilies/shy.gif

That would be in the butt, Bob...

*Sorry, had to do it. ;) *

Hmm, the funnest place would have to be some of the Shibuya love hotels my wife and I have visitied from time to time. Alas; however, I did my job a bit too well the last time around and I now have to wait a bit before we can play again.

You get a cookie for the reference :D

I can't say because it's illegal.
Now I'm curious...

On NSG.

:eek:

In a... mosque... :eek:

That's just wrong.

In a... mosque... :eek:

You get a cookie for the reference :D
Yea! Cookie!

That's just wrong.

Im sure it felt sooo right :p

That's just wrong.I don't particularly feel good 'bout it.

A lake, in front of the beach, on Fourth of July. Pretty much in front of everyone (but subtly...)

Now that... is naughty.

On the roof of an expensive car, on a beach, in the ocean, in a graveyard, on a golf course green, and in a tanning bed with the lights on were some of my favorites.

In a... mosque... :eek:

I've done it in a church before. It was the basement of the church, in the "social center" but hell...it still counts.

The girl sucked though, and not in a good way, so I didn't include it in my favorites list.

I've done it in a church too.

I should try a temple and synagogue next. LOL, JK.

Up in the town belt somewhere. Not very exciting, but it was during the day.

Up in the town belt somewhere. Not very exciting, but it was during the day.
What's a "town belt"?

What's a "town belt"?

http://www.wellington.govt.nz/services/resbelt/index.html

Wellington's Town Belt is a 425 hectare reserve on the first line of hills encircling the city. It has been enjoyed as a recreation space by residents and visitors since 1839.

The Town Belt includes many parks and walkways. It is an important part of Wellington's landscape, enclosing the inner city and central suburbs in a green sweep that is part of Wellington's geographic identity.

http://www.wellington.govt.nz/services/resbelt/index.html

Ah... And here I thought it was an especially heavily populated stretch of urban acreage. Much less exhibitionist, this way.

Hotel Reception

4th of July, summit of Cowles mountain outside of San Diego, CA. Standing up and surrounded by fireworks spectators. Nobody around us knew either.

Name the location of the wiederst place you have had sex, or perhaps the most fun place.

In a theatre audience during a play... It helped that we had balcony seats.

It was also pretty funny when my ex and I were in her shower in the dorm and the fire-alarm went off.

Needless to say, we were the last two to leave the building. :p

I can't say because it's illegal.

Come on now...half the places mentioned fall under that category. ;)

4th of July, summit of Cowles mountain outside of San Diego, CA. Standing up and surrounded by fireworks spectators. Nobody around us knew either.

Nice. :D

Never had sex in a really strange place. To say one place I only did once though was a golf course.. out on the green. But I don't know what hole it was.

Never had sex in a really strange place. To say one place I only did once though was a golf course.. out on the green. But I don't know what hole it was.

but I bet it was a hole in one! ;)

For me, ehh one time me and Kay did it on a camping trip with her relatives. It was fun!

In a... mosque... :eek:

wtf:eek: Are you serious!?:(

wtf:eek: Are you serious!?:(

Eh, people done it in church, so why not mosque?

Eh, people done it in church, so why not mosque?

I don't agree with people doing it in chruches either. Its just wrong, I don't know any other way to put it.

i'm working on both

I don't agree with people doing it in chruches either. Its just wrong, I don't know any other way to put it.

Yeah, even though I'm not religious, I personally find the though of having sex in a place of worship a little unsettling. I have no trouble with other people doing it if they want to though. :p

Never had sex anywhere wierd... Nor anywhere else. :(

On a beach, on the banks of the Yarra River, in a shearing shed, in a cinema, on her parents washing machine (it was in the bathroom, so we could lock the door & the noise of it covered up ours), in the toliets at the pub.

whats wrong with church? after all its the perfect place to share the love :fluffle: but then again not my local church .... errrr weirdest place..

id have to say the time in my friends parents bed :D

or in a living room in-front of 2 of my friends.. and they didn't even notice ... or.. i think they didn't :(

yeh.. that was odd

Westbound Interstate 80 while behind the wheel of a '73 Duster.

On a beach, on the banks of the Yarra River, in a shearing shed, in a cinema, on her parents washing machine (it was in the bathroom, so we could lock the door & the noise of it covered up ours), in the toliets at the pub.

that would only make me think if someone only doing washing why is the door locked

In the student union building at my college, on the couch, with students sitting all around us. I don't think anyone knew, but I can't be sure.

And this was on Monday.

There was also... on a pool table, which was pretty cool. And in my boyfriend's car (untinted windows) in the middle of the school parking lot in broad daylight. And... the floor of the bathroom upstairs, while his parents were watching TV downstairs... and on the livingroom floor at my house, with my baby sister sleeping three feet away... and.

I guess we're kind of terrible people. :p

That's just wrong.

So much worse than in a church, huh?

Wow... I like some of these.
I gotta write these down.


I personally am a virgin for now, as both a matter of choice and necessity. My girlfriend lives a state away, and I've been waiting for "the right one". She's apparently the right one, because as soon as I get her alone within 4 feet of anything that can be stood against, layed on, leaned on, hidden under, or hidden behind.... It's over.:fluffle:

I was listening to the radio tonight and I heard the story of a couple having oral sex on... a roller coaster at Disneyland.

Not a happy ending, however... apparently, the g/f was surprised by some part of the ride and... well, *bit his dick off.*

...

OUCH!!!!!

NOTE: this was apparently from the perspective of some guy that worked the park

Westbound Interstate 80 while behind the wheel of a '73 Duster.

hahah that's pretty good. :D

well it wasn't really that wierd of a place, just the end of a jeep trail with a 2,000 ft dropoff on 3 sides. but the name of the place: it was called "sore finger point"! and i am seriously NOT making that up.

=^^=
.../\...

A portapotty at Six Flags. :)

I'm also a member of the Mile High Club. :cool:

In a tree. It wasn't really very fun.

On a haystack (prickly!). It had a tarpaulin covering it, though.

A couple of other places outside. We always had to get out of the car, because it was too small ;)

I would call you people dirty and tell you all to be ashamed, but then you might stop doing it. Don't stop. It keeps the population booming. We need men to populate the outer planets when we get the technology! No need to spread ourselves thin! Keep propogating!

Of course for all alternative methods whether it be homosexuality or non-intercourse... Just make sure you adopt. Remember: If you're not making a baby, you're obligated to raise one anyhow.

You're ruining our fun.

In my head.....

I can't say because it's illegal.

See now you have to tell us or we'll all die from curiosity.

I would call you people dirty and tell you all to be ashamed, but then you might stop doing it. Don't stop. It keeps the population booming. We need men to populate the outer planets when we get the technology! No need to spread ourselves thin! Keep propogating!

Of course for all alternative methods whether it be homosexuality or non-intercourse... Just make sure you adopt. Remember: If you're not making a baby, you're obligated to raise one anyhow.

oh how did i forget this, first time was in a busy park

You're ruining our fun.

We shall comprimise:
You have to adopt a child by the age of 40.

If your deviant sexual lifestyle hasn't killed you by then, it's imperitive that you teach your secrets to the next generation so that your many talents may live on throughout the years.

I'll get back to this...

We shall comprimise:
You have to adopt a child by the age of 40.

If your deviant sexual lifestyle hasn't killed you by then, it's imperitive that you teach your secrets to the next generation so that your many talents may live on throughout the years.

yes give a child to the one if full combat 24/7 it be safe with him

on a battlefield somewhere

now where did i leave that kid

yes give a child to the one if full combat 24/7 it be safe with him

on a battlefield somewhere

now where did i leave that kid

Hmmm....... I dunno. Check the food stores or the enemy prison camps.
! *idea* Enemy prison camps. :D Nothing else to do there! MIGHT AS WELL!

Under the True metal stage at Wacken
In a forest
In the Uni's park
In a cemetery
On the roof of a block of flats
Ruins in Cesarea
under the broadcasting console in the radio station of the Tel Aviv Uni
In front of the Birmingham New Street railstation

Places I've done it? Well, let's see...

The woods
Park restroom during the day (a city park)
Meijer
Various car backseats (front seat a few times) in various parking lots
KMart
Cemetary (yes the girl was living also)
JC Penny
Hotel pool
Sitting on a toilet (not while defecating)

There are a number of other places, mostly around the house, but I'm not sure if they'd qualify as particularly odd or risque.

Outside behind an apartment building in a busier part of town in broad daylight.
In a truck, while driving, at night.
In other cars, not while driving, at night.

How do you shag whilst driving? Don't the steering wheel and things get in the way?

I could see other activities, but shagging?

on the beach in france, at dusk, with the tide coming in.... on uncomfortable rocks... and it started raining just as we were getting to the good stuff.

so we pack it up and two seconds after putting trousers back on a scary old fisherman dude walks round the corner glaring at us :eek:

it then continues to rain and, with very wet & sandy feet we can't really put our shoes back on... so then followed a half hour walk in the dark and through muddy roads (with no shoes), in the rain, back to the caravan. oh and i almost left my wallet on the beach, too.



yeah.... that was weird and funny :D


Under the True metal stage at Wacken

:p awesome

How do you shag whilst driving? Don't the steering wheel and things get in the way?

I could see other activities, but shagging?I suppose the seat was back far enough.

"What like fucking?"

Middle of a baseballfield :D

During a game would have been very impressive.

"What like fucking?"

Middle of a baseballfield :D

During a game would have been very impressive.

or hazardous. A pair of spiked cleets trouncing across your back wouldn't too pleasant, even in the most pleasant of positions.

Now I'm curious...

Come on now...half the places mentioned fall under that category. ;)Nice. :D

See now you have to tell us or we'll all die from curiosity.


not telling.....it's bad.

anyway, in October I had sex in the woods......during a church sponsored hayride, we hopped off the back, and then when they came back round we chased the trailer until we could hop back on. I am pretty sure only the people on the back of the trailer noticed we were gone, and only one of those seemed to realize what had happened........and he gave my husband that look like "why did you get the fun wife?"

:p

that make you guys happy?

"What like fucking?"
you get a cookie for that reference........totally love that movie.

http://www.girlguides.ca/media/cookies/cookies_2types.jpg

not telling.....it's bad.
Afraid we'll think less of you?

anyway, in October I had sex in the woods......during a church sponsored hayride, we hopped off the back, and then when they came back round we chased the trailer until we could hop back on. I am pretty sure only the people on the back of the trailer noticed we were gone, and only one of those seemed to realize what had happened........and he gave my husband that look like "why did you get the fun wife?"

:p

that make you guys happy?

Nice. Church activities seem to be a popular place for nookie. Perhaps I should start going to church again.

nope, afraid I will get arressted, it's really illegal, not just like "in public" illegal, but like "you will go to jail" illegal.

and I am not entirely sure what the statute of limitations is on it.........
:eek:

You should look that up, the statute of limitations.



perhaps. ;)

Converting people by promising them sex. Beats promising to save their immortal soul :)

Afraid we'll think less of you?
nope, afraid I will get arressted, it's really illegal, not just like "in public" illegal, but like "you will go to jail" illegal.

and I am not entirely sure what the statute of limitations is on it.........



Nice. Church activities seem to be a popular place for nookie. Perhaps I should start going to church again.

perhaps. ;)

nope, afraid I will get arressted, it's really illegal, not just like "in public" illegal, but like "you will go to jail" illegal.

and I am not entirely sure what the statute of limitations is on it.........

...Telegram? I'm in Britain (and very nosy ;) ), it might not even be illegal here. And I promise I won't tell :)

I seriously can't think of any way to make shagging between consenting adults that illegal...

...Telegram? I'm in Britain (and very nosy ;) ), it might not even be illegal here. And I promise I won't tell :)

I seriously can't think of any way to make shagging between consenting adults that illegal...

Maybe she wasn't an adult at the time........

Or maybe he wasn't.

...Telegram? I'm in Britain (and very nosy ;) ), it might not even be illegal here. And I promise I won't tell :)

I seriously can't think of any way to make shagging between consenting adults that illegal...

if she does send you one an say she sent it here, theres going to a lot of people ask for one too

In front of the Birmingham New Street railstation

yeah well I did it under the desk of the information kiosk :p

Maybe she wasn't an adult at the time........

Or maybe he wasn't.

Even still, its not likely that the police are going to go take her away. Its not like they caught her in the act.

I mean I can sit here and say I killed Jimmy Hoffa, and hid his body under Chucky Cheese in New Jersey, but the cops wouldn't arrest me, as there would be no proof of it.

And its not like the cops just sit there and patrol the Internet, let alone NSG. If that was the case, i'd have been gone along time ago ;)

Even still, its not likely that the police are going to go take her away. Its not like they caught her in the act.

I mean I can sit here and say I killed Jimmy Hoffa, and hid his body under Chucky Cheese in New Jersey, but the cops wouldn't arrest me, as there would be no proof of it.

And its not like the cops just sit there and patrol the Internet, let alone NSG. If that was the case, i'd have been gone along time ago ;)

You didn't kill Jimmy Hoffa, I killed Jimmy Hoffa. And I launched his body into space.

Though you're probably right, the police are more than likely bust pretendint to be children in chatrooms.

if she does send you one an say she sent it here, theres going to a lot of people ask for one too

She's said nothing. Smunkee doesn't trust me :(

Very wise, but still... *Cries :( *

She's said nothing. Smunkee doesn't trust me :(

Very wise, but still... *Cries :( *

Don't worry CD, I still love you.
*humps*

That would be in the butt, Bob...

*Sorry, had to do it. ;) *

Hmm, the funnest place would have to be some of the Shibuya love hotels my wife and I have visitied from time to time. Alas; however, I did my job a bit too well the last time around and I now have to wait a bit before we can play again.

Eh? What do you mean? I'm confused by that whole last sentence.

She's said nothing. Smunkee doesn't trust me :(

Very wise, but still... *Cries :( *
oh er *holds out a tissue*

Don't worry CD, I still love you.
*humps*
an your the partys leader er ,keep away from the tea lady

That would be in the butt, Bob...

*Sorry, had to do it. ;) *

Hmm, the funnest place would have to be some of the Shibuya love hotels my wife and I have visitied from time to time. Alas; however, I did my job a bit too well the last time around and I now have to wait a bit before we can play again.

an how long to the date its out

Yeah, even though I'm not religious, I personally find the though of having sex in a place of worship a little unsettling. I have no trouble with other people doing it if they want to though. :p

*shrugs* Religion tries to butt into the bedroom, why not butt the bedroom into religion? Lol

Eh? What do you mean? I'm confused by that whole last sentence.Maybe his wife is 9 months pregnant as a result of that last visit?

Maybe his wife is 9 months pregnant as a result of that last visit?

Instantly 9 months pregnant, yes. Lol

He did such a good job, she skipped three trimesters.

Instantly 9 months pregnant, yes. Lol

He did such a good job, she skipped three trimesters.Buh? He didn't say that last visit was recently, did he?
Or did I just phrase my sentence weirdly?

You people are all disgusting and morally corrupt. You're all going to hell.

Don't worry CD, I still love you.
*humps*

*Enjoys*

You people are all disgusting and morally corrupt. You're all going to hell.

Excellent!
*Air guitars*

Excellent!
*Air guitars*:p

Buh? He didn't say that last visit was recently, did he?
Or did I just phrase my sentence weirdly?

Phrased it weirdly and I made fun of you for it. <3

Excellent!
*Air guitars*

I didn't mention that I ran the place, did I? I've got a special suprise for you. You're gonna find out what Smunkee did, but i'm getting a grizzly bear to do it with you.

I didn't mention that I ran the place, did I? I've got a special suprise for you. You're gonna find out what Smunkee did, but i'm getting a grizzly bear to do it with you.

I've never done it with a grizzly bear before.

I've never done it with a grizzly bear before.

Well, i'll tell you this much: Neither has Smunkee. *nods*

I didn't mention that I ran the place, did I? I've got a special suprise for you. You're gonna find out what Smunkee did, but i'm getting a grizzly bear to do it with you.

This is acceptable. The curiosity is killing me. I dare say the bear will be too.

Phrased it weirdly and I made fun of you for it. <3
Lol. Since you added the "<3" I shall forgive you. I'm easy like that. :p

Lol. Since you added the "<3" I shall forgive you. I'm easy like that. :p

*takes note*
WYTYG=easy

Well, i'll tell you this much: Neither has Smunkee. *nods*
How much would I love it if she posted now to say "You sure, honey?" while brushing grizzly fur off her skirt? Let me count the ways.

This is acceptable. The curiosity is killing me. I dare say the bear will be too.

Nope...you're not on my list. You haven't had whoopy in a weird place. You get to go to heaven and sit through abstinence classes every day instead. :)

*takes note*
WYTYG=easyNot even I am that easy. :rolleyes: :D

Nope...you're not on my list. You haven't had whoopy in a weird place. You get to go to heaven and sit through abstinence classes every day instead. :)

I hate you.

Not even I am that easy. :rolleyes: :D

That's not what your mom said!

*zing!*


<3

That's not what your mom said!

*zing!*


<3
Oh boy, that one totally fell flat. I stared at it for about ten seconds wondering why my mom would say that about me and how that merited a "zing". :p

Sorry, try again.

<3 :D

I hate you.

I know. *ruffles hair* :)

You people are all disgusting and morally corrupt. You're all going to hell.
only those who go by those books
I've never done it with a grizzly bear before.
how hard can it be give it a go :p
Lol. Since you added the "<3" I shall forgive you. I'm easy like that. :p

second time i see you say that

second time i see you say thatI probably said it a lot more than that. I just kinda like the expression. :p
And it's you people turning it into some innuendo.

I probably said it a lot more than that. I just kinda like the expression. :p

Suuuuure.

Oh boy, that one totally fell flat. I stared at it for about ten seconds wondering why my mom would say that about me and how that merited a "zing". :p

Sorry, try again.

<3 :D

Your mom did say that, though. :3

I probably said it a lot more than that. I just kinda like the expression. :p
And it's you people turning it into some innuendo.

blame the one whos only seen it twice how nice :( :p

Suuuuure.I'm a foreigner, I'm allowed to randomly like specific phrases just because.

Your mom did say that, though. :3
Don't worry, your skills will improve over the years. She's just spoiled. *pats*

blame the one whos only seen it twice how nice :( :pHeh, awww.

I'm a foreigner, I'm allowed to randomly like specific phrases just because.

Es ist mir Wurst. :P

Es ist mir Wurst. :P
Lol! Where did you learn that? (and also, it would be "wurst" here).

I'm a foreigner, I'm allowed to randomly like specific phrases just because.
Heh, awww.

watch it in some places you go to jail for that :p :D

Lol! Where did you learn that? (and also, it would be "wurst" here).

I don't specifically remember. I must have randomly stumbled across it the other day while looking for something else.

(I wondered about the capital W, but I looked it up and most seemed to have it. Meh. :P)

you get a cookie for that reference........totally love that movie.

http://www.girlguides.ca/media/cookies/cookies_2types.jpg

weeeeeeeeee *nibbles on cookies* :D

That would be in the butt, Bob...

*Sorry, had to do it. ;) *



"Had to be..."

"Must have been" :p

I don't specifically remember. I must have randomly stumbled across it the other day while looking for something else.

(I wondered about the capital W, but I looked it up and most seemed to have it. Meh. :P)Yeah, because nobody ever sees or uses it in writing, so nobody really knows. Neither do I, but the capital looks just wrong. Also, it's used as an adjective (or something <.<) so it shouldn't be a capital.

In the capitol. Beat that. Weirdest and scariest sexual experience ever. Military security personnel at the other side of the door.

On a plane and on a taxi cab, and over the top of the highest waterfall of the world.

Having sex on the beach, or the woods around here, well, it's common as hell. If you take a hike over any of our National Marve...Parks, you can catch people on business all the time. It has happened to me at least half a dozen times.

Once I stepped out of my camp tent, on a rather deserted beach, just to find a couple at less of ten steps away paying homage to the dog's way. The look in their eyes was one of the most astonishing things I have ever seen. I bet mine was rather astonishing, too. I was between laughing out loud, and getting inside the tent again. I did the second, woke up my own partner, and told the story. After that I commanded him to stay on the tent for at least ten more minutes, for their sake. When we got out, they had left.

In a public swimming pool.

In a public swimming pool.

Pool's Closed Due To AIDS.

Name the location of the wiederst place you have had sex, or perhaps the most fun place.


In a tree outside Aelosia's bedroom window. Of course, I was sitting out there by myself, but ah...good times... :p

In a public swimming pool.

While you were having at it, did you notice that thing that floated by which looked like a Snickers bar?

Well, that was no Snickers bar.

:p

I thought we agreed on no 4chan references on this forum. That includes habo raids you.

Oh come on. If at any time that reference should've been used, it was right there. That was a perfect setup. Lol

You people are all disgusting and morally corrupt. You're all going to hell.

Flatterer. ;)

Pool's Closed Due To AIDS.

:p

I thought we agreed on no 4chan references on this forum. That includes habo raids you.

I live in a penthouse over a 22th floor. You were deeply focused in your business then, missing a telephone line pole for a tree, but well...


Um...it was a really big tree? http://209.85.48.8/html/emoticons/unsure.gif

Stop ruining my silliness with evil things like facts! :p

In a tree outside Aelosia's bedroom window. Of course, I was sitting out there by myself, but ah...good times... :p

I live in a penthouse over a 22th floor. You were deeply focused in your business then, missing a telephone line pole for a tree, but well...

Public park downtown by walking trail at lunchtime.
Front step and front yard (different times) of our house at night but, the street light shines on our yard.
Back yard in middle of afternoon, we don't have a fence.
Numerous hand/blow jobs and one time full sex while driving.
Mountain trail with other people a little ways ahead and behind us.
3 different women in pool at a swingers retreat, ... guess that ones not too surprising.
Balcony of our 3rd (Euro 2nd) floor apartment across from busy park in middle of day, standing up naked.
Office, parkade, apartment hallway, apartment kitchen with door to hallway wide open, etc etc.

Few more still planned, not to mention where ever the mood strikes :D

In the backseat of her parent's minivan.

With her parents driving...

How the hell'd you pull that off?

Numerous hand/blow jobs and one time full sex while driving.


How is that possible?

In the backseat of her parent's minivan.

With her parents driving...

How the hell'd you pull that off?

Actually it wasn't full blown intercourse. Just some fingering and what-have-you.

Actually it wasn't full blown intercourse. Just some fingering and what-have-you.

Still, either the minivan was insanely loud or you were in the cargo area where they couldn't see you, being very quiet.

Either way, they must not be very curious parents.

Still, either the minivan was insanely loud or you were in the cargo area where they couldn't see you, being very quiet.

Either way, they must not be very curious parents.

I dunno, it was dark, and it seemed like her mom was focusing on driving.

In retrospect, she probably noticed. But that made the thrill of it, you see.

Probably helped later when they were slamming restraining order on me...

I dunno, it was dark, and it seemed like her mom was focusing on driving.

In retrospect, she probably noticed. But that made the thrill of it, you see.

Probably helped later when they were slamming restraining order on me...

My sarcasmometer must be broken - I'm assuming that was a joke.

My sarcasmometer must be broken - I'm assuming that was a joke.

I can laugh about it now, but no, I'm being truthful here.

I dunno, it was dark, and it seemed like her mom was focusing on driving.

In retrospect, she probably noticed. But that made the thrill of it, you see.

Probably helped later when they were slamming restraining order on me...

LMAO...I think you win the thread with that story...better yet.. You win life if you really pulled that one off. :D

Instantly 9 months pregnant, yes. Lol

He did such a good job, she skipped three trimesters.

O_O That's like saying the guy delivered the full-grown baby from his penis...

Women, I think I now clearly understand (but cannot empathetically understand) how painful childbirth really is.

You can keep it...

I probably said it a lot more than that. I just kinda like the expression. :p
And it's you people turning it into some innuendo.

I'd do it In Your Endo!:eek: :p

I did it in Virgin Megastores. Oh the irony!

On a gazebo near the pool at a resort in Freeport (Bahamas). It was pouring down rain and there were dancers at a bar no more than 100 ft away, but I don't *think* they noticed.

In the Atlantic Ocean.

I am reminded of an exchange between a friend and me a while back:

Her: why do you talk? You can't have gotten that many into bed.

Myself: Bed? No. Not bed. But desks, tables, floors, vehicles, and (in one case) the ceiling... that's a different story.

Her: shut up.

On a Harley.
:eek:
It wasn't me!

Ah... And here I thought it was an especially heavily populated stretch of urban acreage. Much less exhibitionist, this way.
Well to be perfectly honest it was our version of the Iron Curtain...

Fitting room in a flashy fashion store in Chennai, India. Nope, not with a hooker. We were in luv! And on a picknick-table on a playground at 2 in the morning. No kids around, I swear!

In a house that we were viewing with a view to buy, we liked the bathroom a lot.

In a bus shelter.

Behind the sofa on which a bunch of friends were watching a movie.

In the back of a car whilst it was being driven, by the parents of my boyfriend...I don't think they knew...at least I hope not.

In the wood (doesn't EVERYBODY) We don't ever seem to be able to go for a walk in the woods without stopping off and getting naked...I love it!

In the cellar of an historic ruined house we were visiting, it seemed fairly quiet and we ducked around a corner for a kiss and it kinda got out of hand...;)

On the beach.

On a train, once in the day in front of the window as we travelled through Italy, we figured nobody would know us.

In a jacuzzi.

In a tree.

On the downs.

In every room of our house, the garden shed and the garage as well as the garden.

In a library.

In my boss's bed.

I am sure that I will remember more in a bit....

oh in a palace (see I knew I would)

On the Orient Express.

Er... a bed.
God damn, I'm boring.
In my defense, it's an abnormally large bed.

In the wood (doesn't EVERYBODY) We don't ever seem to be able to go for a walk in the woods without stopping off and getting naked...I love it!

We tried that once. Interrupted... By mosquitos. In England! Bloody insects should stay in the tropics.

So we moved just outside the woods, got at it again, and then heard walkers shouting (my name, by coincidence, I'm sure they didn't see us), so we had to abandon that too. So we just went home. And used the bathroom, I think.

In a house that we were viewing with a view to buy, we liked the bathroom a lot.

In a bus shelter.

Behind the sofa on which a bunch of friends were watching a movie.

In the back of a car whilst it was being driven, by the parents of my boyfriend...I don't think they knew...at least I hope not.

In the wood (doesn't EVERYBODY) We don't ever seem to be able to go for a walk in the woods without stopping off and getting naked...I love it!

In the cellar of an historic ruined house we were visiting, it seemed fairly quiet and we ducked around a corner for a kiss and it kinda got out of hand...;)

On the beach.

On a train, once in the day in front of the window as we travelled through Italy, we figured nobody would know us.

In a jacuzzi.

In a tree.

On the downs.

In every room of our house, the garden shed and the garage as well as the garden.

In a library.

In my boss's bed.

I am sure that I will remember more in a bit....

oh in a palace (see I knew I would)

On the Orient Express.

Stop having so much sex, you're making the rest of us feel bad.

It is a drawback of sex outside, especially if its warm, as the midges love the trees...I find the pine forests near us have way less midges and you can get away from the path easily..

*extract from "Carisbrooke's guide to having sex in the woods"...not yet available on Amazon...

Instantly 9 months pregnant, yes. Lol

He did such a good job, she skipped three trimesters.

He doesn't ejaculate sperm with his semen. His penis launches a full-grown baby into the womb. KAPLOW! :eek:

You people are all disgusting and morally corrupt. You're all going to hell.

Why, thank you! :D

In a house that we were viewing with a view to buy, we liked the bathroom a lot.

In a bus shelter.

Behind the sofa on which a bunch of friends were watching a movie.

In the back of a car whilst it was being driven, by the parents of my boyfriend...I don't think they knew...at least I hope not.

In the wood (doesn't EVERYBODY) We don't ever seem to be able to go for a walk in the woods without stopping off and getting naked...I love it!

In the cellar of an historic ruined house we were visiting, it seemed fairly quiet and we ducked around a corner for a kiss and it kinda got out of hand...;)

On the beach.

On a train, once in the day in front of the window as we travelled through Italy, we figured nobody would know us.

In a jacuzzi.

In a tree.

On the downs.

In every room of our house, the garden shed and the garage as well as the garden.

In a library.

In my boss's bed.

I am sure that I will remember more in a bit....

oh in a palace (see I knew I would)

On the Orient Express.
You go, girl! :p

...Telegram? I'm in Britain (and very nosy ;) ), it might not even be illegal here. And I promise I won't tell :)

I seriously can't think of any way to make shagging between consenting adults that illegal...

Welcome to Oklahoma, one of the US's nine "missionary position between a married man and woman with the lights off in a bed, or you're going to jail" states.