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I live in a town where most of the youth are dumb, dangerous, selfish, bastards. Which is why most sensible and respectable people are nerds. Its snowed where I live. Should I enjoy the snow and fight off everyone who comes close to my fort or should I stay in the safety of my room and continue appeasing my internet addiction?

I think you should encourage George Bush to start a snow war in Iran. That would be much safer than a real one.

I think you should encourage George Bush to start a snow war in Iran. That would be much safer than a real one.

LOL! The terrorists make snow vests that use a CO2 explosive mechanism.

I'll have to live vicariously through you. Take up arms!

I think you should encourage George Bush to start a snow war in Iran. That would be much safer than a real one.

That's not exactly true. Iran has been working on ice technology.

That's not exactly true. Iran has been working on ice technology.

First they imitate the lone gunman episode about the twin towers (9-11) now they're imitating batman? (Dr. Freeze or whatever that guy's name was)

It has snowed, and you're online? Are you nuts?!
That snow won't last forever, and with the season coming to an end, you will get no second chances. Strike quickly and without mercy, and may the coats of your enemies provide them no protection or comfort.

Alright. I must now strategise, so far I plan on stocking up as much snow in my yard as possible then I'll use my resources to create hidden bunkers and snipe all I see. Sound good?

Wipe them out. All of them.

Start a real war. Burn down the local church and blame the local Muslims. That should do it.

I need to bring a portable radio and play yakety sax whenever I ambush someone. :p

Wipe them out. All of them.

You enjoy that far too much for your own good.

DCD: What? No! That would be mean.

Also, of coures you should start a snow war. At first I seriously lamented that we got snow YET AGAIN here when I thought we were finally rid of it, but then I figured, "Hey, build a fort out of it!" so I did. It's sitting out there right now, staring at the street, with a mini-cannon and everything. Of course it's also just big enough for me to sit in it, rather than actually use it as one would a fort, but muh.

Of course GO TO WAR! :D

I live in a town where most of the youth are dumb, dangerous, selfish, bastards. Which is why most sensible and respectable people are nerds. Its snowed where I live. Should I enjoy the snow and fight off everyone who comes close to my fort or should I stay in the safety of my room and continue appeasing my internet addiction?

WAR!!!! :D

Alright. I must now strategise, so far I plan on stocking up as much snow in my yard as possible then I'll use my resources to create hidden bunkers and snipe all I see. Sound good?
Wir werden den Lebensraum haben!

I live in a town where most of the youth are dumb, dangerous, selfish, bastards. Which is why most sensible and respectable people are nerds. Its snowed where I live. Should I enjoy the snow and fight off everyone who comes close to my fort or should I stay in the safety of my room and continue appeasing my internet addiction?

Go, and conquer the entire block.

Excede et carpe omnes insulas.

Read "The Art of War" by Sun Tzu. It has done wonders for my mischief making. :D

Read "The Art of War" by Sun Tzu. It has done wonders for my mischief making. :D

Also check out "Revolution Tactics". :cool:

I need to bring a portable radio and play yakety sax whenever I ambush someone. :p

Yes...YES! Doitdoitdoit!

I'm surprised this even needs answering. Build a good fort, invite some friends, and go after anyone who comes near. Even if you lose you have fun

I live in a town where most of the youth are dumb, dangerous, selfish, bastards. Which is why most sensible and respectable people are nerds. Its snowed where I live. Should I enjoy the snow and fight off everyone who comes close to my fort or should I stay in the safety of my room and continue appeasing my internet addiction?
Thou shalt defend thy fort and attack all trespassers! Use the snow wisely and make make snowfights!

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y223/GermanNightmare/snowfight.gif

Why are you still online? Go outside!

lol they all retreated so I got bored.

Why are you still online? Go outside!

lol they all retreated so I got bored.
Woah, we warped. :D

So you did spend some time in the snow. Great!

Woah, we warped. :D

So you did spend some time in the snow. Great!

VICTORY! :D

Attaaaaaaack!!!!! :d

I'll have to live vicariously through you. Take up arms!

I'm assuming you guys are getting this lukewarm rainy weather we're getting over here. Some days I wish for a good old Michigan blizzard to play around in.

I demand you go forth and claim the Snowlands in the name of NSG.

I demand you go forth and claim the Snowlands in the name of NSG.
I'll support the mission!

I'll support the mission!

To WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR!

stay indoors masturbating then when the snow is gone you can feel bad :)

http://youtube.com/watch?v=bX7V6FAoTLc&mode=related&search=

stay indoors masturbating then when the snow is gone you can feel bad :)

If you spend that long masturbating nonstop, you will certainly feel bad. :)

If you spend that long masturbating nonstop, you will certainly feel bad. :)

"You win this round friction burns!"

"You win this round friction burns!"
You'll wish you had snow around...

I'll only support this Snow War if it is authorised by the UN Security Council and a majority vote in the General Assembly.

Even then, I'd want there to be UN Observers deployed in order to prevent war crimes such as using stones in snowballs, stuffing snow down peoples jackets and the discriminate genocide against Snowmen.

I live in a town where most of the youth are dumb, dangerous, selfish, bastards. Which is why most sensible and respectable people are nerds. Its snowed where I live. Should I enjoy the snow and fight off everyone who comes close to my fort or should I stay in the safety of my room and continue appeasing my internet addiction?
Yes.