NationStates Jolt Archive


Poll: Should Britney keep it shaved?

Farnhamia
28-02-2007, 23:25
Absolutely. Think of all the cool wigs she could wear instead!
JuNii
28-02-2007, 23:26
Her head, that is. :D

damn, I thought it was another kind of Shaved...

the bigger question is... DO I CARE?
Vetalia
28-02-2007, 23:26
Am I strange in thinking she looks kind of good with it shaved?
East Nhovistrana
28-02-2007, 23:26
Her head, that is. :D
Morganatron
28-02-2007, 23:28
Am I strange in thinking she looks kind of good with it shaved?

Meh. Natalie Portman looked better.
Arrkendommer
28-02-2007, 23:28
Her head, that is. :D
Of course! She looks like the offspring of the Dalai Lama and a ferret.
Deep World
28-02-2007, 23:28
Who the $%#@*! cares?
Farnhamia
28-02-2007, 23:30
Am I strange in thinking she looks kind of good with it shaved?

Not for that, no. :p I do, too.
East Nhovistrana
28-02-2007, 23:30
Oh, come on. This is an issue that affects everybody.
Bolol
28-02-2007, 23:32
Who the $%#@*! cares?

Quoted for truth comrade...quoted for truth.

But if you want my opinion...Britany, as well as her sisters-in-arms, Jessica Simpson, Paris Hilton, et al should be locked up for corrupting the youth of the United States of America, even more so than the homosexuals. SO BE IT!
Johnny B Goode
28-02-2007, 23:32
Her head, that is. :D

That shave went deeper than the head. Probably got the logic section of her brain, too.

(time warps ahead of Farnhamia and Gravlen)
Farnhamia
28-02-2007, 23:32
Who the $%#@*! cares?

Why do you hate Freedom and America and ... and ... *weeps*
Gravlen
28-02-2007, 23:34
I've said it before:

http://img61.imageshack.us/img61/7725/motivator3654875ps1.jpg
Big Jim P
28-02-2007, 23:36
That shave went deeper than the head. Probably got the logic section of her brain, too.

(time warps ahead of Farnhamia and Gravlen)

Theres no evidence that she was born with that portion of her brain.
Farnhamia
28-02-2007, 23:36
Quoted for truth comrade...quoted for truth.

But if you want my opinion...Britany, as well as her sisters-in-arms, Jessica Simpson, Paris Hilton, et al should be locked up for corrupting the youth of the United States of America, even more so than the homosexuals. SO BE IT!

Even more than the GAYZES? :eek:

I personally have never corrupted a youth in America ... except ... no, she was over 21, I swear, she showed me her ID ...
Rhaomi
28-02-2007, 23:39
http://img243.imageshack.us/img243/7311/6gnobzm45k767uqcnzys7vaic6.jpg
Johnny B Goode
28-02-2007, 23:41
Theres no evidence that she was born with that portion of her brain.

Well, something got shaved off.
Gravlen
28-02-2007, 23:50
Even more than the GAYZES? :eek:

I personally have never corrupted a youth in America ... except ... no, she was over 21, I swear, she showed me her ID ...

It was bad enough to warrant a 21-year-old-or-older age limit?! :eek:

Kinky... ;)
Johnny B Goode
28-02-2007, 23:50
It was bad enough to warrant a 21-year-old-or-older age limit?! :eek:

Kinky... ;)

(Imagines Farnhamia doing it...no offense meant)

Fap fap fap fap fap fap
Snafturi
28-02-2007, 23:53
:rolleyes:
http://x17online.com/upload/2007/02/BSpearsRampage022107_06.jpg
Crazy /= hot.
Big Jim P
28-02-2007, 23:55
Well, something got shaved off.

Lets see:

Talent? Nope.
Good taste? Nope.
Common sense? Nope.
Redeeming value of any sort? Nope.

Looks like all she lost was hair.
Londim
28-02-2007, 23:57
I read the title as :

Should We Keep Britney alive?...
Johnny B Goode
28-02-2007, 23:58
:rolleyes:
http://bp3.blogger.com/_oEeD5mZOrdg/Rd31UsFm4xI/AAAAAAAAAMw/E7cPCgbFXQU/s1600-h/brit2.jpg
Crazy /= hot.

Meh, I'm a guy. It's what I do.
Cookesland
01-03-2007, 00:02
i guess Britney saw V for Vendetta and said "hey, if Natalie Portman can pull that off then why can't i?" :p

i think she should keep it though....
Johnny B Goode
01-03-2007, 00:10
i guess Britney saw V for Vendetta and said "hey, if Natalie Portman can pull that off then why can't i?" :p

i think she should keep it though....

I'd buy that for a dollar.
Good Lifes
01-03-2007, 02:53
I hope this is like Samson and everything goes with the hair.
Druidville
01-03-2007, 02:56
Pfft. She's a psychopath.
MrMopar
01-03-2007, 03:01
Britney must die.
The Brevious
01-03-2007, 03:16
Am I strange in thinking she looks kind of good with it shaved?

I happen to agree with you, if that helps you make a determination here.
:eek:
New Mitanni
01-03-2007, 03:17
She needs to go natural both ways. That C-section is disgusting :eek:
Free Soviets
01-03-2007, 03:18
keep the head, but grow out at least a bit down below.
Free Soviets
01-03-2007, 03:19
Natalie Portman looked better.

when she was done being tortured that actually looked damn good on her
Greyenivol Colony
01-03-2007, 03:37
:( Britney Spears has ruined my skinhead girl fetish... That's why I voted for her to grow it back ASAP so my fetish can have time to heal itself.
The Psyker
01-03-2007, 03:50
I think it looks all right, although I'll agree that Natalie Portman pulls it off better.
Bolol
01-03-2007, 04:55
(Imagines Farnhamia doing it...no offense meant)

Fap fap fap fap fap fap

No! Bad!

*hits Johnny on the head with a newspaper*
Kiryu-shi
01-03-2007, 04:57
Err.... she should do what she feels like? Maybe?
Johnny B Goode
03-03-2007, 21:27
No! Bad!

*hits Johnny on the head with a newspaper*

Lolz.
Ifreann
03-03-2007, 21:29
I've said it before:

http://img61.imageshack.us/img61/7725/motivator3654875ps1.jpg

Ditto.
Gauthier
03-03-2007, 21:30
Quoted for truth comrade...quoted for truth.

But if you want my opinion...Britany, as well as her sisters-in-arms, Jessica Simpson, Paris Hilton, et al should be locked up for corrupting the youth of the United States of America, even more so than the homosexuals. SO BE IT!

Is that you, Archbishop Akinola? :D

Seriously though, they're all media whores and threads like these remind people they still exist :p
Soviestan
03-03-2007, 21:36
shes ugly either way.
Nobel Hobos
03-03-2007, 21:56
A few bumps are interesting, but that really isn't the best cranium for the look.
That's a no.
Harlesburg
04-03-2007, 03:31
No she should have hair.
She should also be stopped.
Utracia
04-03-2007, 03:36
Britney certainly looked better with hair. She just looks like an escaped mental patient now.
Damaske
04-03-2007, 03:56
Absolutely. Think of all the cool wigs she could wear instead!


Like this??

http://i80.photobucket.com/albums/j186/kathie78/britneyblonde.jpg
Johnny B Goode
04-03-2007, 16:45
Britney certainly looked better with hair. She just looks like an escaped mental patient now.

Well, at least, she's out in the open about what she is now.
Utracia
04-03-2007, 16:53
Well, at least, she's out in the open about what she is now.

A lady who's a few fries short of a Happy Meal? ;)
Johnny B Goode
04-03-2007, 17:05
A lady who's a few fries short of a Happy Meal? ;)

Yeah. In other words, her little red choo-choo has chugged around the bend.
Utracia
04-03-2007, 17:25
Yeah. In other words, her little red choo-choo has chugged around the bend.

*nods*

It would indeed appear as if her cheese has slid off her cracker.
Johnny B Goode
04-03-2007, 17:39
*nods*

It would indeed appear as if her cheese has slid off her cracker.

She's playing fifty-two pickup with half a deck.
Desperate Measures
04-03-2007, 18:00
Is this a question like could God make a rock so heavy he can't lift it?
Utracia
04-03-2007, 18:02
She's playing fifty-two pickup with half a deck.

A couple of dilithium crystals short of a warp core. :p
Eve Online
04-03-2007, 18:04
Keep it shaved, and shim it with some liver.

Ooops. You were talking about her head.
October3
04-03-2007, 18:10
Keep it shaved and do some really fucked up porn with some double anal beatiality with horses and polar bears.
Johnny B Goode
04-03-2007, 18:20
A couple of dilithium crystals short of a warp core. :p

She's so "all wet" that a waterspout would have to absorb all the oceans just to beat her at it.
Utracia
04-03-2007, 18:32
She's so "all wet" that a waterspout would have to absorb all the oceans just to beat her at it.

Has a few clowns short of a circus. Poor girl.
South Adrea
04-03-2007, 19:03
Absolutely. Think of all the cool wigs she could wear instead!

yeh she'd be just like Elton John myrth.
Johnny B Goode
04-03-2007, 19:25
Has a few clowns short of a circus. Poor girl.

She's a few hairs shy of head, to be both literal and figurative.
Utracia
04-03-2007, 20:58
She's a few hairs shy of head, to be both literal and figurative.

A few cents short of a dollar.
Johnny B Goode
04-03-2007, 21:22
A few cents short of a dollar.

A few wires short of a flux capacitor. (Speaking of which, Jolt needs to get a fix for that)
Utracia
04-03-2007, 21:35
A few wires short of a flux capacitor. (Speaking of which, Jolt needs to get a fix for that)

Agreed, sometimes it seems Jolt is all plow and no tractor, just like Britney.
Johnny B Goode
04-03-2007, 21:40
Agreed, sometimes it seems Jolt is all plow and no tractor, just like Britney.

She's all breasts and no brains.
Johnny B Goode
04-03-2007, 21:46
Probably answers the door when the phone rings.

And vice versa, or as she would say it, "verse vicea".
Utracia
04-03-2007, 21:47
She's all breasts and no brains.

Probably answers the door when the phone rings.
Utracia
04-03-2007, 22:03
And vice versa, or as she would say it, "verse vicea".

Guess her entire mind is on the back burner...
Johnny B Goode
05-03-2007, 00:36
Guess her entire mind is on the back burner...

Maybe she burned off her hair that way...
Callisdrun
05-03-2007, 00:39
Meh. Natalie Portman looked better.

I agree. But Natalie Portman is way prettier to begin with.

And I wish this was a multi option poll, so I could answer both "Yes" and "Britney must die." Oh well. I picked the former, by the way.