Is it just me or is it time for new servers?
I've just been through a traumatic experience; Jolt was down for ages...
Just wanted to share my misery; I can't think of anything else to say.
Ilaer
Drunk commies deleted
28-02-2007, 19:25
The servers are fine. The internets tubes are just a little clogged.
Turquoise Days
28-02-2007, 19:33
I've had the database error for the past half hour. Its not that bad...
The servers are fine. The internets tubes are just a little clogged.
By all these recent 'jolt is crap' threads, perchance? ;)
Eltaphilon
28-02-2007, 19:36
By all these recent 'jolt is crap' threads, perchance? ;)
People have to realise that the internet is not something you can just dump something on. It's not a big truck.
But I didn't find the whole thing that bad. I just went off and did other things. Patience is a virtue kiddies.
Morganatron
28-02-2007, 19:38
I suppose we'll have to find something else to do for twenty minutes. :D
I've had the database error for the past half hour. Its not that bad...
By all these recent 'jolt is crap' threads, perchance? ;)
It is that bad; I can't live without Jolt. This is one of the only two sites which I regularly go on!
I can't imagine life without Jolt nowadays...
*nods*
Ilaer
People have to realise that the internet is not something you can just dump something on. It's not a big truck.
But I didn't find the whole thing that bad. I just went off and did other things. Patience is a virtue kiddies.
As a programmer I knew that anyway...
Ilaer
Pure Metal
28-02-2007, 19:45
I've had the database error for the past half hour. Its not that bad...
agreed. its been a lot, lot worse than this. quit complaining people!
agreed. its been a lot, lot worse than this. quit complaining people!
I'm not complaining. I merely want to share my misery. :D
It's been worse than this?
*shudders*
Ilaer
Ultraviolent Radiation
28-02-2007, 20:25
agreed. its been a lot, lot worse than this. quit complaining people!
They pine for the good old days when a page only had a 50% chance of loading at best and every other poster was a troll and/or nazi.
Pure Metal
28-02-2007, 21:09
I'm not complaining. I merely want to share my misery. :D
It's been worse than this?
*shudders*
Ilaer
ah, misery loves company *nods*
i learned that from Dr. Cox :P
anyway, yeah... its been a lot worse than this on jolt in the not-so-distant past, and the old NS servers i understand were just diabolical...
I suppose we'll have to find something else to do for twenty minutes. :D
But, but...I CAN'T!
I haven't been able to log on the forums either for almost the entire day...:(
EDIT: TIMEWARP! (again:p)
East Nhovistrana
28-02-2007, 21:13
This is actually the OP... it's just been sent forward in time by Jolt.
Only kidding Jolt, you guys rule!
Cluichstan
28-02-2007, 21:13
It's not the servers causing the problem. It's just that the power generator gets worn out.
http://blog.digitalhomemag.com/resources/digitalhome/USB%20hamster%20wheel.jpg
Turquoise Days
28-02-2007, 21:17
Wouldn't it be cool if jolt *warped* badly enough that it started posting our posts before we wrote them? The forums would become self sustaining!
Cluichstan
28-02-2007, 21:29
Wouldn't it be cool if jolt *warped* badly enough that it started posting our posts before we wrote them? The forums would become self sustaining!
I'd hate to see an AI take my place. Do you really think a computer could do the Hoff justice?
http://www.lovethehoff.com/images/hoff.gif
It's a lot better than it used to be :>