NationStates Jolt Archive

Welcome Comrades, to the Second NSG Communist International. Socialists, anarchists, Stalinists, Maoists, Hoxhaists, Leninists, Marxists, Communists, abnormal-Communists, Democratic Socialists, and even Trotskyites are welcome. The topic of this gathering is new music for a new era. The Internationale was...in its day, but now it's stale and old. You need something fresh, flashy, and 90 seconds long for today's McDonald's generation. In other words, a new image. Marx may have been great, but he's an outdated fellow.

Well, we must follow (http://www.rjgeib.com/thoughts/opiate/marx.jpg) the facial (http://www.eroj.org/cromos/Stalin/med/med_Stalin.jpg) hair (http://www.bibl.u-szeged.hu/bibl/mil/ww1/who/lenin.jpg) rule (http://www.gcal.ac.uk/archives/gcatt/images/Trotsky.jpg).

HIM! (http://www.pbs.org/wgbh/nova/arctic/images/hunt-ibsen-l.jpg)

The Internationale was...in its day, but now it's stale and old.

Filthy bourgeois reactionary.

Well, we must follow (http://www.rjgeib.com/thoughts/opiate/marx.jpg) the facial (http://www.eroj.org/cromos/Stalin/med/med_Stalin.jpg) hair (http://www.bibl.u-szeged.hu/bibl/mil/ww1/who/lenin.jpg) rule (http://www.gcal.ac.uk/archives/gcatt/images/Trotsky.jpg).

HIM! (http://www.pbs.org/wgbh/nova/arctic/images/hunt-ibsen-l.jpg)

Nay, this is our man:

http://www.worldbeardchampionships.com/images/tootforweb.jpg

Heavy Metal Soviet Anthem FTW!

Well, if we're going to be serious in our goof-offery, then let's draw up a member list and regulations on the facial hair rule! ;)

Well, we must follow (http://www.rjgeib.com/thoughts/opiate/marx.jpg) the facial (http://www.eroj.org/cromos/Stalin/med/med_Stalin.jpg) hair (http://www.bibl.u-szeged.hu/bibl/mil/ww1/who/lenin.jpg) rule (http://www.gcal.ac.uk/archives/gcatt/images/Trotsky.jpg).

HIM! (http://www.pbs.org/wgbh/nova/arctic/images/hunt-ibsen-l.jpg)

But Mao didn't follow the facial hair rule!

Although he was quite probably the only major Communist not to.

Well, we must follow (http://www.rjgeib.com/thoughts/opiate/marx.jpg) the facial (http://www.eroj.org/cromos/Stalin/med/med_Stalin.jpg) hair (http://www.bibl.u-szeged.hu/bibl/mil/ww1/who/lenin.jpg) rule (http://www.gcal.ac.uk/archives/gcatt/images/Trotsky.jpg).

HIM! (http://www.pbs.org/wgbh/nova/arctic/images/hunt-ibsen-l.jpg)

How could you forget Che?

http://artfiles.art.com/images/-/Rene-Burri/Che-Guevara-Print-C10312369.jpeg

But Mao didn't follow the facial hair rule!

Although he was quite probably the only major Communist not to.

Yeah, but he had a massive mole on his chin to make up for it. :D

Yeah, but he had a massive mole on his chin to make up for it. :D

It's actually really scary. You see pictures of teenage Mao, and that thing is just as big as it is on older Mao.

It's actually really scary. You see pictures of teenage Mao, and that thing is just as big as it is on older Mao.

Maybe, just maybe, the mole was the source of mao's power. *runs off to exhume his body*

Maybe, just maybe, the mole was the source of mao's power. *runs off to exhume his body*

I've seen his body.
He is quite possibly the shortest man I have ever seen.
And it was still there on his chin...

I think it would be a defamation to Leninism/Marxism to use modern reactionary music, I am fine with the International and the Soviet Union Anthem.

I think a Communist Rap Album would do quite well.

4 words: Rage Against the Machine. :cool:

http://www.npentertainment.com/GlassesHeadshot.jpg

Fucking red.

http://www.npentertainment.com/GlassesHeadshot.jpg

Fucking red.

That's the missing link! Santa Clause is part of the Illuminati, who are going to take of the world, and he's a communist! It all makes sense now!

That's the missing link! Santa Clause is part of the Illuminati, who are going to take of the world, and he's a communist! It all makes sense now!

And he fits in the facial hair rule quite nicely too...