NationStates Jolt Archive


Ron Silver is dead!

Unabashed Greed
26-02-2007, 08:03
Well, at least he was at the end of the latest episode of Crossing Jordan. Too bad it was only fiction, personally I'd have paid a couple of bucks to have seen Ann "Cow" Coulter's boyfriend get mashed by an ambulance.
Steel Butterfly
26-02-2007, 08:12
As much as you may hate Ms. Coulter...I really don't think "cow" makes any sense whatsoever. She's not fat...at least be creative enough to make fun of her in a way that makes sense.
Dakini
26-02-2007, 08:14
As much as you may hate Ms. Coulter...I really don't think "cow" makes any sense whatsoever. She's not fat...at least be creative enough to make fun of her in a way that makes sense.
Mean-spirited, stupid and ugly bitch?
Steel Butterfly
26-02-2007, 08:17
Mean-spirited, stupid and ugly bitch?

Haha...makes more sense.

...and I'm Republican. o.O
Greater Trostia
26-02-2007, 08:18
I like just plain and simple Ann Coulter. Her identity is the greatest insult I could think of.

Well, that and the fact that she has a penis.
Unabashed Greed
26-02-2007, 08:21
As much as you may hate Ms. Coulter...I really don't think "cow" makes any sense whatsoever. She's not fat...at least be creative enough to make fun of her in a way that makes sense.

It was a play on her name, I was going to write it "Cowlter" but, knowing NSers, people would have been too thick to catch it, and simple point it out as a typo...
Steel Butterfly
26-02-2007, 08:23
It was a play on her name, I was going to write it "Cowlter" but, knowing NSers, people would have been too thick to catch it, and simple point it out as a typo...

But wouldn't "Culter" even make more sense if you went that route? :p
Unabashed Greed
26-02-2007, 08:27
But wouldn't "Culter" even make more sense if you went that route? :p

Either that, or if you consider her background and the fact that her voice sounds like the retarded bellow of cattle.
Steel Butterfly
26-02-2007, 08:29
her voice sounds like the retarded bellow of cattle.

Lol fine. You win. /end hijack :D
Proggresica
26-02-2007, 08:29
Well, at least he was at the end of the latest episode of Crossing Jordan. Too bad it was only fiction, personally I'd have paid a couple of bucks to have seen Ann "Cow" Coulter's boyfriend get mashed by an ambulance.

Ann Coulter has a boyfriend? How much repressed homosexuality does that guy have? A lot I'd wager.
Cromulent Peoples
26-02-2007, 08:34
Well, that and the fact that she has a penis.As a person with a penis, I'm offended by the comparison to Ann Coulter. :p
Schwarzchild
26-02-2007, 08:44
It's a match made in hell, and I wish both of them would expire messily or simply just retire from the public eye. I am embarassed to share the same profession with Ron Silver.

At least Arnold can string some coherent sentences together and represent being conservative with some inherent decency.
Cannot think of a name
26-02-2007, 08:45
This will be good news to Heat Vision & Jack (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6lWgXDOAJ5s)...
Greater Trostia
26-02-2007, 08:45
As a person with a penis, I'm offended by the comparison to Ann Coulter. :p

Hey, I have one too. Best bet is not to make the comparison at all. I mean yeah, she's got a bigger penis, but you know it's probably because of the mutations forced on her by cybernetic alien kidnappers. She-he deserves our sympathy, not envy.
Steel Butterfly
26-02-2007, 08:46
At least Arnold can string some coherent sentences together and represent being conservative with some inherent decency.

That and he has "Beeg sexay maaascles" 8)
Dobbsworld
26-02-2007, 13:51
She-he deserves our sympathy, not envy.

No, no no. It's through sympathy that she/he has become what she/he is today - she/he deserves our complete non-interest, instead.
Ifreann
26-02-2007, 13:56
What is this Ron Silver you speak of?
Ifreann
26-02-2007, 14:15
Well, it's not Ron Jeremy.

:(

This forum needs more Ron Jeremy.
Eve Online
26-02-2007, 14:17
What is this Ron Silver you speak of?

Well, it's not Ron Jeremy.
Andaluciae
26-02-2007, 14:32
Mean-spirited, stupid and ugly bitch?

That makes sense.

Cow, though, doesn't. It's just like tossing in a random epithet for the sheer pleasure of spite.
Proggresica
26-02-2007, 15:30
What is this Ron Silver you speak of?

Try and read the OP.
Schwarzchild
26-02-2007, 17:59
That and he has "Beeg sexay maaascles" 8)

I love men, being gay I consider myself mostly qualified to speak on the subject of male pulchritude. I am certain that there are people both straight and gay who find him irresistable, I'm left with an overwhelming sense of "eh."

Arnold simply does not trip my trigger. My tastes in men tend to fall into the gymnast/swimmer build.

All of this being said, I find Ron Silver to be a sad, wretched man who found a female of equal wretchedness to date and <shudder>...sleep with. The mere thought of this couple reproducing frightens me. Their "politics" are hateful and atrocious and most of their opinions are not even truly conservative but fall into the reactionist creed of their neo-con friends.

It is pathetic what politics has become.
Cluichstan
26-02-2007, 18:04
Revelling in someone's death. Nice. :rolleyes:

Ron Silver brought us Eat and Run (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0090992/).

:(

This forum needs more Ron Jeremy.

Ask and ye shall receive. :cool:

http://www.thehollywoodgossip.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/08/Ron-Jeremy.jpg
Congo--Kinshasa
26-02-2007, 21:54
I pity anyone who would date Ann Coulter.
Deus Malum
26-02-2007, 21:56
As much as you may hate Ms. Coulter...I really don't think "cow" makes any sense whatsoever. She's not fat...at least be creative enough to make fun of her in a way that makes sense.

I generally just refer to "her" as "Dan Coulter" after seeing that picture showing her Adam's Apple.