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There is somebody on Nationstates who you hate with a passion. Every word you read of theirs scrapes against your skin like a scraper against flesh. If you ever met this person, you would bite their nose while spanking them with a day old tuna. You scan the NS forums looking for one of their ridiculous posts so that you may mock them and feel 10% better about yourself.

But then one day, in the middle of hot, wild, sweaty gay sex the person with whom you are presently intercoursing suddenly blurts out their Nationstates name. Tis your hated rival! http://www.cloverleaps.vic.edu.au/soundsfromtheinternet/SUSPENSE.WAV Do you reveal your identity?

Eeew.

Can't say that's a situation I've ever found myself in. But, if that were to happen, I would have to shout out my own nationstates name and then proceed to dominate the sexual encounter. And feel 10% better about myself.

I'd be much more concerned about what I was doing having gay sex with them in the first place.

What a great sound effect! Though I am more a fan of "Dun-dun-DUN!" myself. Either way... *bookmarks*

That being said... WTF?

A gay orgy is not the place for the revalation of one's identity.

What a great sound effect! Though I am more a fan of "Dun-dun-DUN!" myself. Either way... *bookmarks*

That being said... WTF?

I've been dealing with bouts of insomnia...

If I'm having hot, wild, sweaty gay sex with him (or hot, wild, sweaty straight sex with her), my opinion would rise, and the question would be moot.

good lord NO! i would never give her (you did say gay) that kind of leverage over me on NSG!

i would suddenly remember that i left the cat in the oven and make a retreat. then i would go home, take a long hot shower, scrub down with lysol and try to forget it ever happened.

If I were having hot gay sex, it wouldn't be with anyone around here who annoys me, as they are all male........

but, I guess in the spirit of suspended disbelief, I probably would do what Ashmoria said, quick retreat and a good scrub.

A gay orgy is not the place for the revalation of one's identity.

I agree. You wait til morning, preferably after they have made your breakfast.

The more I fight with a guy (okay, you said gay sex, but c'mon!), the more I want him in the pants. That's why I need a guy who is like two different people, one I get along smashingly with to be my friend, and one who is my arch-rival for me to make-out with. I found that guy, but so did every other girl at my school (insert jealous rage here).

So, yeah, I'd reveal my identity while biting his neck, and then we'd have fun with S&M and bondage. That is, if I weren't cellibate.

I would reveal myself and rid NSG of the offending poster by strangling them with their own intestines.

Actually, there's quite a few posters I wouldn't mind disemboweling.

*snip*

No...no...must look away...*flees*

The more I fight with a guy (okay, you said gay sex, but c'mon!), the more I want him in the pants. That's why I need a guy who is like two different people, one I get along smashingly with to be my friend, and one who is my arch-rival for me to make-out with. I found that guy, but so did every other girl at my school (insert jealous rage here).

So, yeah, I'd reveal my identity while biting his neck, and then we'd have fun with S&M and bondage. That is, if I weren't cellibate.

Hey! You can still have kinky bondage fun without breaking the seal.

If I were having hot gay sex, it wouldn't be with anyone around here who annoys me, as they are all male........

but, I guess in the spirit of suspended disbelief, I probably would do what Ashmoria said, quick retreat and a good scrub.

i had that same problem, all of the people who annoy me here are male. there arent that many of them but it would be startling to end up in a tryst with one. we have a great group of women/girls here (not that id want to have sex with any of them) it makes the whole thing harder to make work in my head.

As the saying goes: "It's just business - nothing personal." So, same with this. And I wager most of the people I hate on here are ugly anyway, so no such a situation would not occur!

*takes away your right to post*

too far? damn.

i'd pull out and jizz on their face. then i'd take a picture and put it on teh intertubes with a note that says "ha! <nation name>, PWNED!!"

*takes away your right to post*

too far? damn.

It says a lot about you to make me uncomfortable. You should see a priest.

Bestest thread in days.


And I'd have to go with this:
If I'm having hot, wild, sweaty gay sex with him (or hot, wild, sweaty straight sex with her), my opinion would rise, and the question would be moot.
Except, of course, in a handful of cases. But I kind of trust myself to not have gotten involved with those people in the first place, so eh.

It says a lot about you to make me uncomfortable. You should see a priest.

ah well, don't worry, i don't hate you. *is glad i used my "risque/bad thoughts puppet"* :P

Well..

That'd be impossible. Why? Because my partner would have a gag shoved in their mouth.



:)

Depends on if I'm giving or receiving. Receiving, stay silent, wash off shame.

If I'm giving, laugh maniacally and tell them who is putting what where.

There is somebody on Nationstates who you hate with a passion. Every word you read of theirs scrapes against your skin like a scraper against flesh. If you ever met this person, you would bite their nose while spanking them with a day old tuna. You scan the NS forums looking for one of their ridiculous posts so that you may mock them and feel 10% better about yourself.

But then one day, in the middle of hot, wild, sweaty gay sex the person with whom you are presently intercoursing suddenly blurts out their Nationstates name. Tis your hated rival! http://www.cloverleaps.vic.edu.au/soundsfromtheinternet/SUSPENSE.WAV Do you reveal your identity?
People who make my brain hurt. Occasionally I am worn thin by Il Ruffino's fluffle-spam (Though I'd hardly equate that to an active dislike). Also, I find my self crying on the inside for Free Soviets mindless oneliners. I suppose it would be pointless to list the trolls (Ny Nordland, MTAE, etc), though there were some borderliners like DK or new Mitiani that'd just make you slap your forehead. I used to find Nalitiir insufferable.

Hmm, that's about it, I think. The rest are either too insignificant to remember, or too infrequent to form a judgement upon.

There is somebody on Nationstates who you hate with a passion. Every word you read of theirs scrapes against your skin like a scraper against flesh. If you ever met this person, you would bite their nose while spanking them with a day old tuna. You scan the NS forums looking for one of their ridiculous posts so that you may mock them and feel 10% better about yourself.

But then one day, in the middle of hot, wild, sweaty gay sex the person with whom you are presently intercoursing suddenly blurts out their Nationstates name. Tis your hated rival! http://www.cloverleaps.vic.edu.au/soundsfromtheinternet/SUSPENSE.WAV Do you reveal your identity?

Dude...what the fuck are you on?

People who make my brain hurt.
I don't think the OP was asking you to name anyone in specific. :p

Also, I find my self crying on the inside for Free Soviets mindless oneliners.
... but since you've already done so, I might as well agree with this one.

I suppose it would be pointless to list the trolls (Ny Nordland, MTAE, etc)
Ny Nordland isn't that bad. :)

I used to find Nalitiir insufferable.
He still is, but not worthy of contempt.

Dude...what the fuck are you on?

Eh, take a chill pill, why don't you?

Eh, take a chill pill, why don't you?

I didn't know I was that bad. (takes chill pill)

There is no way that'd happen. I'd never fuck a blonde right-wing nazi-in-training.

Hmm, that's about it, I think. The rest are either too insignificant to remember, or too infrequent to form a judgement upon.
Woo, I'm insignificant!

Apparently, I'd have a gag shoved in my mouth, so I guess I'd just enjoy the evening a bit more and feel delightfully filthy for a couple days.

There is no way that'd happen. I'd never fuck a blonde right-wing nazi-in-training.
Oh come on, he's cute! :p

So would responding by immediately vomiting, getting a migraine, bleeding from the eyes and not wanting to have sex again for a decade be too much of an overreaction?

I can think of no compelling moral reason to avoid sex with people who have vile political views.

Though I guess there are relevant considerations of taste.

Yes...it's not about morals...it's about the fact that I am immediately turned off by someone who holds vile political views. And I do check these things out before hand.

I'd never fuck a blonde right-wing nazi-in-training.

I can think of no compelling moral reason to avoid sex with people who have vile political views.

Though I guess there are relevant considerations of taste.

I can think of no compelling moral reason to avoid sex with people who have vile political views.

Though I guess there are relevant considerations of taste.

What about Ann Coulter?

And what the heck, Soheran....moral reasons for having sex with someone? You are barking up the wrong tree with that angle :D

What about Ann Coulter?
I'm sure such an encounter with her would be traumatic in more ways than one. ;)

I can think of no compelling moral reason to avoid sex with people who have vile political views.
Well, as Neesika said people holding views you strongly disagree with can be a turn off. For me though good looks can more than counterbalance that. :)

Woo, I'm insignificant!

Apparently, I'd have a gag shoved in my mouth, so I guess I'd just enjoy the evening a bit more and feel delightfully filthy for a couple days.

Or perhaps I do not find your posts as I might find a chesse grater on my brain. Quite the contrary, actually. Which brings me to the core of what I am saying. What exactly is the opposite of a cheese grater, or a brain, for that matter?

I'm sure such an encounter with her would be traumatic in more ways than one. ;)

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Must be fun living in whatever world that fool lives in. :D

I can think of no compelling moral reason to avoid sex with people who have vile political views.
Really? Well, not necessarily "moral" but would you really want to have sex with them?

There is somebody on Nationstates who you hate with a passion. Every word you read of theirs scrapes against your skin like a scraper against flesh. If you ever met this person, you would bite their nose while spanking them with a day old tuna. You scan the NS forums looking for one of their ridiculous posts so that you may mock them and feel 10% better about yourself.

But then one day, in the middle of hot, wild, sweaty gay sex the person with whom you are presently intercoursing suddenly blurts out their Nationstates name. Tis your hated rival! http://www.cloverleaps.vic.edu.au/soundsfromtheinternet/SUSPENSE.WAV Do you reveal your identity?Only after I've handcuffed him to the bed. Then I'd make him shout my name over and over again, and renounce his views as he does so, otherwise I won't let him "finish".

Really? Well, not necessarily "moral" but would you really want to have sex with them?

Are they good in bed?

That individual clearly has some serious issues he needs to work through.
Ruffy, or the blogger? :p

If they're not indeed one and the same.;)

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http://ifuckedanncoulterintheasshard.blogspot.com/

That individual clearly has some serious issues he needs to work through.

Must be fun living in whatever world that fool lives in. :D

That individual clearly has some serious issues he needs to work through.

He's right up there with Shakespeare.

Meh, he would be better off being yet another pathetic guy sending in a letter to Penthouse.

But he has class.

He's right up there with Shakespeare.

Meh, he would be better off being yet another pathetic guy sending in a letter to Penthouse.

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http://ifuckedanncoulterintheasshard.blogspot.com/

That was brilliant :D

Really? Well, not necessarily "moral" but would you really want to have sex with them?

Actually, come to think of it... probably not. Not so much due to the politics themselves as due to the mentality underlying them.

But then, I often end up liking such people more than I should. I don't hold grudges very well.

What about Ann Coulter?

The very suggestion is so disgusting that it is not even worth consideration.

But he has class.

Sure, I bet he has culture coming out the ass. He must, having a sex fantasy about Ann Coulter. Especially given the content of said fantasy.

The very suggestion is so disgusting that it is not even worth consideration.

Then I suppose you have some standards. :D

But then, I often end up liking such people more than I should. I don't hold grudges very well.
Frustrating, isn't it?

The very suggestion is so disgusting that it is not even worth consideration.
I thought morals had gone out the window when it comes to sex? ;)

Sure, I bet he has culture coming out the ass.

Undoubtedly of similar quality to its neighbors.

Then I suppose you have some standards. :D

My libido is at least as left-wing as the rest of me.

Frustrating, isn't it?

Yes, it is.

I thought morals had gone out the window when it comes to sex? ;)

I didn't say that, just that they didn't apply in this particular instance. :)

(Certainly my sexual morality has little resemblance to that of organized religion, however.)

Actually, come to think of it... probably not. Not so much due to the politics themselves as due to the mentality underlying them. Yep.

But then, I often end up liking such people more than I should. I don't hold grudges very well.Yeah. There's that.

There is no way that'd happen. I'd never fuck a blonde right-wing nazi-in-training.

Is it wrong that I find that kinda arousing?



If I had one more beer, I might have been too intoxicated to reply to this, and may not have regretted it the next day...

Dude...what the fuck are you on?

A bag of grapes, several cups of coffee and no sleep.

A bag of grapes, several cups of coffee and no sleep.

Lolz. That sounds about right.

That individual clearly has some serious issues he needs to work through.

No shit, Sherlock.

It means you must date your enemies, I do and I have been very pleased at the end of every day.:cool:

No shit, Sherlock.

Tell it to Ruffy, he is comparing him to the Bard. :p

There is somebody on Nationstates who you hate with a passion. Every word you read of theirs scrapes against your skin like a scraper against flesh. If you ever met this person, you would bite their nose while spanking them with a day old tuna. You scan the NS forums looking for one of their ridiculous posts so that you may mock them and feel 10% better about yourself.

But then one day, in the middle of hot, wild, sweaty gay sex the person with whom you are presently intercoursing suddenly blurts out their Nationstates name. Tis your hated rival! http://www.cloverleaps.vic.edu.au/soundsfromtheinternet/SUSPENSE.WAV Do you reveal your identity?

You sir are speaking gibberish.

You sir are speaking gibberish.

I apologize, Mr. Teddy Bear Pants.

ROFLCOPTER!

Great. Now I look like the comic foil.

I apologize, Mr. Teddy Bear Pants.
ROFLCOPTER!

There is somebody on Nationstates who you hate with a passion. Every word you read of theirs scrapes against your skin like a scraper against flesh. If you ever met this person, you would bite their nose while spanking them with a day old tuna. You scan the NS forums looking for one of their ridiculous posts so that you may mock them and feel 10% better about yourself.

But then one day, in the middle of hot, wild, sweaty gay sex the person with whom you are presently intercoursing suddenly blurts out their Nationstates name. Tis your hated rival! http://www.cloverleaps.vic.edu.au/soundsfromtheinternet/SUSPENSE.WAV Do you reveal your identity?
I would consider precisely why I am having hot, wild, sweaty gay sex in the first place...

I suppose it would be pointless to list the trolls (Ny Nordland, MTAE, etc), though there were some borderliners like DK or new Mitiani that'd just make you slap your forehead.

Keep my name off your keyboard :eek:

The premise of the question is 100% impossible. I'd have gone Aaron McKinney long before that point was ever reached.

Only after I've handcuffed him to the bed. Then I'd make him shout my name over and over again, and renounce his views as he does so, otherwise I won't let him "finish".

Lol! Love this idea. :D

I would consider precisely why I am having hot, wild, sweaty gay sex in the first place...
There is no "why" in hot, wild, sweaty gay sex.

There is somebody on Nationstates who you hate with a passion. Every word you read of theirs scrapes against your skin like a scraper against flesh. If you ever met this person, you would bite their nose while spanking them with a day old tuna. You scan the NS forums looking for one of their ridiculous posts so that you may mock them and feel 10% better about yourself.

But then one day, in the middle of hot, wild, sweaty gay sex the person with whom you are presently intercoursing suddenly blurts out their Nationstates name. Tis your hated rival! http://www.cloverleaps.vic.edu.au/soundsfromtheinternet/SUSPENSE.WAV Do you reveal your identity?

Yes, though maybe not immediately. If he'd have sex with me and I'd willingly have sex with him, I'd obviously found a way to care about him.

EDIT

I find my post number to be ironic.

I'd die.

The premise of the question is 100% impossible. I'd have gone Aaron McKinney long before that point was ever reached.
Oh my fucking God, what a disgusting, fucking prick you are.

This is a moment when I wish you would actually have said that to my face in real life, at least then I could have spit on you.

the question is how did i end up having guy sex ?

The premise of the question is 100% impossible.

Indeed. The idea of sex with disgusting bigoted scum like you is rather revolting.

Though if you're the next Ted Haggard, who knows?

Keep my name off your keyboard :eek:

The premise of the question is 100% impossible. I'd have gone Aaron McKinney long before that point was ever reached.

karma's going to have a right laugh with you.

the question is how did i end up have guy sex ?

"Well, he was really hot... and I wasn't thinking...."

"Well, he was really hot... and I wasn't thinking...."

ok

The premise of the question is 100% impossible. I'd have gone Aaron McKinney long before that point was ever reached.Well, obviously.

Many who know McKinney say that he is in fact bisexual.