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On this most mildly interesting day in the year of our Lord, 5767, I propose a coup against the NSG Parliament and Senate. The Federation of United Generalites. This organization will do what a forum government should do, posting drunk, be active, interesting, and at times absurd. FUG will not act through legislation, but through threads that keep people active and socially isolated.

There are five main positions.
Commissar of N00b Indoctrination and Sanitation
Commissar of Socially Sarcastic Spam - Ifreann
Commissar of Partisan Politics
Commissar of Generalite Affairs
Commissar of Religious Rabble
Commissar of Sillyness
Commissar of the Absurd - H N Fiddlebottoms VIII
Commissar of Spaminess
Commissar of Picture Spam -Fleckenstein
Commissar of NS General's Grand Spam Army - Dinaverg
Commissar of Limitless Smiley Ressources -German Nightmare
Commissar of Rigging the Lottery, Posi

Members:
Deus Malum
Dinaverg
Fleckenstein
German Nightmare
H N Fiddlebottoms VIII
Ifreann
IL Ruffino
JuNii
Neo Kervoskia
Sarkhaan
Swilatia

Shite. Acronym. Need a better one. You might want to do some research on Sierra Leone militias, they have quite good acronyms.

Is there a position that involves doing pretty much nothing other than being totally sarcastic every so often?

Were'nt you in Parliament once?
Or at least tried to get in?

*joins*

FUG is made of fail.

On this most mildly interesting day in the year of our Lord, 5767, I propose a coup against the NSG Parliament and Senate. The Federation of United Generalites. This organization will do what a forum government should do, posting drunk, be active, interesting, and at times absurd. FUG will not act through legislation, but through threads that keep people active and socially isolated.

There are five main positions.
Commissar of N00b Indoctrination and Sanitation
Commissar of Socially Sarcastic Spam
Commissar of Partisan Politics
Commissar of Generalite Affairs
Commissar of Religious Rabble

Need a Commissar of Sillyness
Commissar of the Absurd
and Commissar of Spaminess.

Is there a position that involves doing pretty much nothing other than being totally sarcastic every so often?

Basically all of them.

FUG is made of fail.
So is IL Ruffino
*joins*
DEATH TO ALL SURFACERS
VOTE MOBRA!

So is IL Ruffino

DEATH TO ALL SURFACERS
VOTE MOBRA!

Ruffy can't be made of fail, he's made of spam.

Were'nt you in Parliament once?
Or at least tried to get in?

I was a member two or three times under two or three different parties.

...spam.

spam spam spam spam spam! *sings like the vikings*

Whoever's in charge in and of General - I'll be in charge of the smileys. http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y223/GermanNightmare/MeditatingSmiley.gif

Need a Commissar of Sillyness
Commissar of the Absurd
and Commissar of Spaminess.

I offer you the office of Commissar of Spaminess.

Whoever's in charge in and of General - I'll be in charge of the smileys. http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y223/GermanNightmare/MeditatingSmiley.gif

You're already in charge of smileys.

Ruffy can't be made of fail, he's made of spam.
Nay, he is the personification of fail.

You're already in charge of smileys.

There is a place in it for you. I offer you the office of Commissar of Socially Sarcastic Spam.

*teh joinz*

There is a place in it for you. I offer you the office of Commissar of Socially Sarcastic Spam.

Consider me bribed. A man can never have too many titles, and alliterative ones are teh win.

Consider me bribed. A man can never have too many titles, and alliterative ones are teh win.

Welcome to FUG, or whatever it will be called soon.

Welcome to FUG, or whatever it will be called soon.

Woot woot. Now to begin organising my titles into some manner of sig.

OK, it's 4:26 PM for me right now. I am going to start drinking now, and hopefully by 8:00 I can do some mean drunk posting.

OK, it's 4:26 PM for me right now. I am going to start drinking now, and hopefully by 8:00 I can do some mean drunk posting.

Excellent! More drinking = more prosperity!

You're already in charge of smileys.
I just wanted to state that so nobody else could claim my one and only position on here. http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y223/GermanNightmare/deutschland.gif

I just wanted to state that so nobody else could claim my one and only position on here. http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y223/GermanNightmare/deutschland.gif
Then join FUG. We need you and your sexy, sexy smilies.

I offer you the office of Commissar of Spaminess.

... I'll accept untill someone better qualified comes along.

I just wanted to state that so nobody else could claim my one and only position on here. http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y223/GermanNightmare/deutschland.gif

I mock the person who attempts to usurp your position as God Of Smileys.

I mock the person who attempts to usurp your position as God Of Smileys.

me, I'll pity anyone who tries to Ursup GN's posistion as God of Smilies. :p

Ruffy can't be made of fail, he's made of spam.
Nay, he is the personification of fail.
There is no reason to fight, goodsirs, can we not compromise and say that he is made of spam, but sculpted in the shape of fail?

And I will join this coup, only if I may become Commissar of the Absurd, in honor of both my humor and debating technique.

And I will join this coup, only if I may become Commissar of the Absurd, in honor of both my humor and debating technique.

Of course, there is no one more bat-shit crazy than you.

I mock the person who attempts to usurp your position as God Of Smileys.
http://www.section.at/img/smiley/cowb.gif
me, I'll pity anyone who tries to Ursup GN's posistion as God of Smilies. :p
http://www.kiki-net.de/smilies/boese/guns.gif

Okay, guys - count me in. http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y223/GermanNightmare/bandit.gif

I humbly suggest a Commissar of Picture Spam, and nominate myself for it.

I join here.

I humbly suggest a Commissar of Picture Spam, and nominate myself for it.

I join here.

Welcome to FUG.

There is no reason to fight, goodsirs, can we not compromise and say that he is made of spam, but sculpted in the shape of fail?

I support this statement.

I nominate myself for this position, and I am prepared for combat.

You can be Commissar of NS General's Grand Spam Army.

I nominate myself for this position, and I am prepared for combat.

A duel! Pics at dawn!

I humbly suggest a Commissar of Picture Spam, and nominate myself for it.

I join here.

I nominate myself for this position, and I am prepared for combat.

You can be Commissar of NS General's Grand Spam Army.

Ooooh, even better.

I accept.

A duel! Pics at dawn!

http://www.orlyowl.com/sincewhen.jpg

Owls are my specialty.

http://www.orlyowl.com/sincewhen.jpg

Owls are my specialty.

http://www.orlyowl.com/upload/files/ekO-FRSHLY.jpg

Don't you need a Commissar of Flamewars?

I don't volunteer.

http://www.orlyowl.com/upload/files/ekO-FRSHLY.jpg

http://nodwick.humor.gamespy.com/cats/fruitcat.jpg

You already have a title. Yield!

Wooo, pic war!

Excellent! More drinking = more prosperity!

Fuckin' A.

Okay, now that I'm officially part of this - do I hold the rank of Commissar of Limitless Smiley Ressources?

htp://nodwick.humor.gamespy.com/cats/fruitcat.jpg

You already have a title. Yield!

http://www.orlyowl.com/thisround.jpg
http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y138/Dragonkirby/Non-Kirby/KDSez/back.png

*Joins*

:sniper: :sniper: :sniper: :sniper:
*requests the title of Comissar of Partisan Politics*

I'll take that as a yes.

Okay, now that I'm officially part of this - do I hold he rank of Commissar of Limitless Smiley Ressources?
Yes. Power to the People!8































*Selected people

No Office of Lurking?
Fail

Yes. Power to the People!8
The shift key is slightly father to the right, doll.

The shift key is slightly father to the right, doll.

That would be counter-revolutionary.

As the Senator from Colorado, I hereby condemn this attempted coup.

Cerean;12366305']No Office of Lurking?
Fail

yes there is one. but the moment they post, they get kicked out due to they no longer qualify.

and Dinaverg can take my posistion... better qualified than me.

That would be counter-revolutionary.

*revolves counter-clockwise*

yes there is one. but the moment they post, they get kicked out due to they no longer qualify.

and Dinaverg can take my posistion... better qualified than me.

But you deserve an office.

But you deserve an office.

... Official Peon.

... Official Peon.

You can design the flags for the Grand Spam Army.

As the NS Senator from the great state of Georgia, I would like to declare the undeniable truth of geocentrism.

DEATH TO THE COPERNICAN JEWRY!!!1!

*Joins*

:sniper: :sniper: :sniper: :sniper:
*requests the title of Comissar of Partisan Politics*

I'll take that as a yes.

*Sighs*

I join, and take position of hating the parliament.

*Joins*

:sniper: :sniper: :sniper: :sniper:
*requests the title of Comissar of Partisan Politics*

I'll take that as a yes.

i doubt he would give the title to a gun-smile user.

i doubt he would give the title to a gun-smile user.

Yeah, unless that person was GN.

*joins*

*starts poking parliament members with sticks*

Yeah, unless that person was GN.
Yeah, but I rarely use the standard el sniperino.

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y223/GermanNightmare/Sniper.gif____________________________________http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y223/GermanNightmare/bananalien.gif
___http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y223/GermanNightmare/violent-smiley-092.gifhttp://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y223/GermanNightmare/bananalien.gif

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y223/GermanNightmare/Trooper.gif__http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y223/GermanNightmare/bananalien.gif
http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y223/GermanNightmare/ArmyRanger.gif_____________http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y223/GermanNightmare/bananalien.gif
http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y223/GermanNightmare/shotgun.gif_____http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y223/GermanNightmare/bananalien.gif

I call this little masterpiece FUG vs. CAS (Counterrevolutionary Alien Scum)


[Yes, I do consider the use of smileys an art-form!]

I join, and take position of hating the parliament.
You can be Commissar of Polish KFCs.

*joins*

*starts poking parliament members with sticks*

Yay! Let's dissolve it.

So, uhm, how are we doing?

Yay! Let's dissolve it.

Parliament, or the stick?

Either way...*gets acid*

Up the revolution, I wanna be the Shadow Commissar of Doctoring Comic Books.

I wont let the Revolution die!

I am an MP. Who else will help plan the dissolution?

Up the revolution, I wanna be the Shadow Commissar of Doctoring Comic Books.

Of course. There's always a spot for Dobbsworld.

So, uhm, how are we doing?

We're going...somewhere. Just need to raid parliament with more MPs.

I don't care for senate rules or regulations even though I am in there. Who here wants to attack the NBCYIPSWP's thread?

Yeah, but I rarely use the standard el sniperino.

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y223/GermanNightmare/Sniper.gif____________________________________http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y223/GermanNightmare/bananalien.gif
___http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y223/GermanNightmare/violent-smiley-092.gifhttp://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y223/GermanNightmare/bananalien.gif

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y223/GermanNightmare/Trooper.gif__http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y223/GermanNightmare/bananalien.gif
http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y223/GermanNightmare/ArmyRanger.gif_____________http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y223/GermanNightmare/bananalien.gif
http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y223/GermanNightmare/shotgun.gif_____http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y223/GermanNightmare/bananalien.gif

I call this little masterpiece FUG vs. CAS (Counterrevolutionary Alien Scum)


[Yes, I do consider the use of smileys an art-form!]
omg? where do you get the smileys from?

We're going...somewhere. Just need to raid parliament with more MPs.
MPs (http://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maschinenpistole)? (Hehehe.)
Up the revolution, I wanna be the Shadow Commissar of Doctoring Comic Books.
Yeah! Good to have you aboard! :D
Of course. There's always a spot for Dobbsworld.
And doctored comics... That's like the anti-propaganda propaganda!
omg? where do you get the smileys from?
From the dark reaches of the interwebtubenet...
If I told you more, you'd become a victim of the revolution, though... http://www.studip.uni-goettingen.de/pictures/smile/behead.gif

(:eek:;):D)

From the dark reaches of the interwebtubenet...
If I told you more, you'd become a victim of the revolution, though... http://www.studip.uni-goettingen.de/pictures/smile/behead.gif

(:eek:;):D)

okay then, I won't ask where.

http://www.studip.uni-goettingen.de/pictures/smile/kapitulation.gif

okay then, I won't ask where.

http://www.studip.uni-goettingen.de/pictures/smile/kapitulation.gif
See? You're already using one of my sources... :D

See? You're already using one of my sources... :D

wait... thats just one of the sources?

I reckon I could do partisan politics excellently.

I reckon I could do partisan politics excellently.

Welcome aboard.

/joins

Is the Commissar of Spamminess position still open?

/joins

Is the Commissar of Spamminess position still open?

Oy? Surely that must be 340 posts of pure spam? :p

wait... thats just one of the sources?
Of course that's only one. A good one [from my university], but nevertheless not sufficient to my needs.
There's about 20-30 more places, plus all those 100s of smileys I've stored on my HD and online...

When I say "limitless", I do mean it. http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y223/GermanNightmare/SmileyTurning.gifhttp://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y223/GermanNightmare/globe.gifhttp://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y223/GermanNightmare/SmileyTurning.gif Smileys make the world go round!

Oy? Surely that must be 340 posts of pure spam? :p

You could argue that.

If I agree to be more random in my postage, can I get this position?

You could argue that.

If I agree to be more random in my postage, can I get this position?

Hmm, how would you feel about second seat?

Hmm, how would you feel about second seat?

I'm cool with that.

I'm cool with that.

Sweet, subordinates!

*joins*

Can I be the Commissar of (Rigging) the Lottery?

I hate to be the one to tell you this, but... NSG Parliament was unilaterally dissolved not too long ago by myself. Since I'm the dictator around these parts, what makes you think I'll let you have a coup? You don't have d'etat for dat, if you know what I mean.

Oh, you can organize and imagine you have the power and all, but when you come right down to it, I'm still veritably God compared to you mortals.

I hate to be the one to tell you this, but... NSG Parliament was unilaterally dissolved not too long ago by myself. Since I'm the dictator around these parts, what makes you think I'll let you have a coup? You don't have d'etat for dat, if you know what I mean.

Oh, you can organize and imagine you have the power and all, but when you come right down to it, I'm still veritably God compared to you mortals.
GT, you will speak when spoken to.

GT, you will speak when spoken to.

Sometimes. Sometimes not. What's in it for me?

Oh, and consider this your 2 weeks' notice. GUARDS!

TELEGRAM: I am announcing my mercenary services are for hire.

We'll probably be able to use you in the near future against GT.

I am a mercenary. Name your request and price.

TELEGRAM: I am announcing my mercenary services are for hire.

We'll probably be able to use you in the near future against GT.

You can design the flags for the Grand Spam Army.

how's this...

http://img86.imageshack.us/img86/7746/fugspamga5.gif

how's this...

http://img86.imageshack.us/img86/7746/fugspamga5.gif
Good, but it does nothing to support a cult of personality of any kind.

Oh, you can organize and imagine you have the power and all, but when you come right down to it, I'm still veritably God compared to you mortals.

Ah, yes, my lord. The NSG-CFT supports your rule entirely, and we look forward to the profit opportunities that strong cooperation with your regime will bring.

As Proconsul of the CFT, may I humbly submit myself as Imperial Advisor. The entire armed forces of the Machine Empire of Vetalia is at your disposal.

Good, but it does nothing to support a cult of personality of any kind.

Personality?!? I was asked to make a flag for the Grand Spam Army! :headbang:

Ah, yes, my lord. The NSG-CFT supports your rule entirely, and we look forward to the profit opportunities that strong cooperation with your regime will bring.

As Proconsul of the CFT, may I humbly submit myself as Imperial Advisor. The entire armed forces of the Machine Empire of Vetalia is at your disposal.

You will go far, my young, apprentice. Your new name shall be Darth.... Vetalia!

You will go far, my young, apprentice. Your new name shall be Darth.... Vetalia!

Thank you, master. The Vetalian army is yours to command.

No comment.

No comment.
Conspicuous lack of reply.

Thank you, master. The Vetalian army is yours to command.

I'll give you Milton Friedman's glasses if you join. They'll make you see freedom 10,000 times better.

Do we, FUG, go through with this coup and free NSG of any legislative obligations?

Conspicuous lack of reply.

Random rebuttal mentioning poultry.

Random rebuttal mentioning poultry.
Continued refusal to comment, though with a slightly increased level of irritation at how you could have missed the lack of point.

Do we, FUG, go through with this coup and free NSG of any legislative obligations?
As Commissar of the Absurd, I say: Let's roll.
Our army shall move as silently and invisibly as a Polish KFC, but strike with the vengeance and fury of a thousand wolves. Revenge-Wolves.

I think we have enough people, let's charge the Senate.

Here's the message: Noting that the Senate has regulations, rules, and legislative functions, it has become too dull and large, therefore FUG dissolves this body and declares NSG free of its tyranny. FUG also declares NSG back in a happy state of dictatorial anarchy.

I think we have enough people, let's charge the Senate.

Here's the message:

Dictatorial Anarchy?

Also, do we call ourselves FUGlies?

Dictatorial Anarchy?

Also, do we call ourselves FUGlies?

Aye, or FUGers or FUGites or even FUGetarians.

Aye, or FUGers or FUGites or even FUGetarians.

Yeah, but FUGlies has a familiar ring to it. :p

Yeah, but FUGlies has a familiar ring to it. :p

Good point. It shall be left to each revolutionary to choose his/her designation.

There is no reason to fight, goodsirs, can we not compromise and say that he is made of spam, but sculpted in the shape of fail?

And I will join this coup, only if I may become Commissar of the Absurd, in honor of both my humor and debating technique.
Granted in both counts.

I will take commissar of spaminess.

As Commissar of the Absurd, I say: Let's roll.
Our army shall move as silently and invisibly as a Polish KFC.
what are you going on about here.

I will join your organization, as your support of general fun and silliness appeals to me.

Signed,

Bolol

http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y138/Dragonkirby/Non-Kirby/T-shirt/GrandSpamArmy.png

It's a prototype.