God Election, 2020
Neo Kervoskia
24-02-2007, 18:37
In 2020 God's term for God expires, but he's decided only to run for Vice-God. (He wants more family time). Given the candidates, who would you vote for?
Max von Sydow
Ralph Nader
Leon Trotsky
Alfred Kinsey
Queen Isabella II of Spain
Flavius Josephus
ABBA
write in candidate. Jesus.
Keeping it in the family.
I want to run, I wnat to run. I'd be a great God!
Swilatia
24-02-2007, 18:40
write in candidate: myself
Swilatia
24-02-2007, 18:41
write in candidate. Jesus.
Keeping it in the family.
Jesus and Zeus are not related.
RLI Rides Again
24-02-2007, 18:42
If anyone wants to enter then I think they should submit a manifesto. :)
Drunk commies deleted
24-02-2007, 18:42
Write in candidate: Heywood Jablomi
I hate Neo K. In the face. :p
Eltaphilon
24-02-2007, 18:43
Write in candidate: Bruce Campbell.
IL Ruffino
24-02-2007, 18:45
Ralph Nader.
HotRodia
24-02-2007, 18:47
I'm surprised no one has supported Max Barry for God yet.
I'm surprised no one has supported Max Barry for God yet.
I thought he was already God :confused:
Alfred Kinsey.
He would make an interesting deity.
Swilatia
24-02-2007, 18:49
I'm surprised no one has supported Max Barry for God yet.
it's only page 1. I'm sure he will be nominated. Eventually.
Jesus and Zeus are not related.
That's where you're wrong. Zeus is Jesus's Cousin twice removed.
Cookesland
24-02-2007, 18:50
write in candidate: max barry ;)
Johnny B Goode
24-02-2007, 18:51
In 2020 God's term for God expires, but he's decided only to run for Vice-God. (He wants more family time). Given the candidates, who would you vote for?
Max von Sydow
Ralph Nader
Leon Trotsky
Alfred Kinsey
Queen Isabella II of Spain
Flavius Josephus
ABBA
Ralph Nader. He's ineffective, making him a shoo-in for the job. (Just kidding, theists)
Write-in: Pancake
Darknovae, for you n00bs out there
I strongly encourage the general public to vote the Office of God itself into the Office of God; A Paradoxical and Logically inconsistent yet entirely rational candidate, which is exactly what the punters are looking for in a God.
Cookesland
24-02-2007, 18:57
I thought he was already God :confused:
no he's god's father's brother's uncle's cousin's former roomate :p
no he's god's father's brother's uncle's cousin's former roomate :p
"So what's that make us?"
"Absolutely nothing."
I have that movie on DVD.
Cookesland
24-02-2007, 19:03
ahhh that and The Search for the Holy Grail two best comedys ever
H N Fiddlebottoms VIII
24-02-2007, 19:06
<.<
*files papers to have his name legally changed to "Especially not that fellow"*
It is all falling into place now.
Neo Kervoskia
24-02-2007, 19:08
Here are the previous Gods in the 20th century.
St. Bastard 1900-1914
Charles V of the HRE 1914-1935
Kubla Khan 1935-1957
St. Bastard 1957-1959
God 1959-2007
H N Fiddlebottoms VIII
24-02-2007, 19:27
Here are the previous Gods in the 20th century.
St. Bastard 1900-1914
Charles V of the HRE 1914-1935
Kubla Khan 1935-1957
St. Bastard 1957-1959
God 1959-2007
St. Bastard wasn't the first God!
You forgot John Hancock, who served a one year term as God of the Universal Congress after the Declaration of Divine Independence was signed, severing our connection to the Multiverse Empire.
Hydesland
24-02-2007, 19:29
none of them.
Whereyouthinkyougoing
24-02-2007, 19:30
Kinsey.
Not Ifreann.
Rhursbourg
24-02-2007, 19:40
Brian Blessed
Kinsey.
Not Ifreann.
Why do people keep voting for Not Ifreann? :(
Unabashed Greed
24-02-2007, 19:47
While the world would be a happier, more peppy place with ABBA as god, I'm boggled why Morgan Freeman didn't run.
Swilatia
24-02-2007, 19:57
Here are the previous Gods in the 20th century.
St. Bastard 1900-1914
Charles V of the HRE 1914-1935
Kubla Khan 1935-1957
St. Bastard 1957-1959
God 1959-2007
God is just a pseudonym though.
God is just a pseudonym though.
God is the title. Like President.
Swilatia
24-02-2007, 20:06
God is the title. Like President.
was there ever a president named president?
was there ever a president named president?
Not to my knowledge. Does that mean there can't be a God named God?
Serious computer nerds
24-02-2007, 20:19
i Wouldnt Vote!!!!!
i Wouldnt Vote!!!!!
[size=a bazillion]Big words compensate
Greyenivol Colony
24-02-2007, 20:23
If anyone wants to enter then I think they should submit a manifesto. :)
I pledge to annually increase the gravitational constant in line with inflation.
I propose an immediate moratorium on black holes.
And finally, I will act to propose the following question to a universe-wide referendum: "is light a particle or a wave?"
Iztatepopotla
24-02-2007, 20:57
Lunatic Goofballs for God!
[NS::::]Olmedreca
24-02-2007, 21:07
Write in candidate: Devil
Man of wealth and taste. Clearly perfect candidate with previous long time experience of running huge, complex and extremely succesful organization(Hell).
Mentholyptus
24-02-2007, 21:14
His Holiness, the Prophet Bobby Henderson. He'd win in a landslide, especially given the FSM's propensity to screw with election results for amusement (see: Florida, 2000).
Harlesburg
24-02-2007, 22:03
write in candidate: myself
You don't believe in God, yet you wish to be God, you don't exist.
Jesus.-_-
It's better to rule in hell than serve in heaven, so I vote ABBA.
Dishonorable Scum
25-02-2007, 03:41
Why not Elvis? He's got experience, after all.
Jello Biafra
25-02-2007, 03:46
Kinsey. So we humans could have more sex.
Michael Newdow...Just to confuse him.
I vote for Mr. T for the position of God.
Frankly, I despise the position of God. It's an unnecessary executive position that was run much better when in the angelic parliamentary system.
Neo Kervoskia
25-02-2007, 04:28
I vote Chuck Norris for the position of god. this really shouldn't even be a question.
You lose the thread.
Riley_the_Drunk
25-02-2007, 04:28
I vote Chuck Norris for the position of god. this really shouldn't even be a question.
Lunatic Goofballs for God!
seconded :D