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Don't hit a pothole. Better yet, send some other idiot to deliver it.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/south_asia/6392049.stm

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Police in Pakistan say two people have been killed in the province of Punjab after the bomb they were carrying on a bicycle accidentally exploded.

Police say they hit a road bump on the outskirts of a town in the province.

Question: if they die before actually hitting the intended target (i.e., die in an accident), do they still get their heavenly reward?

See people, this is what FedEx is for.

Question: if they die before actually hitting the intended target (i.e., die in an accident), do they still get their heavenly reward?
Self-righteous suicide, regardless of consequence, is always highly regarded in radical cultish circles. <_<;

... a bike bomb...

that reminds me of other bomber snafus...

like the mail bomber who didn't put enough postage on his package, and when it was returned due to insufficent postage, he apparently forgot what he sent, and opened it...

or the would be car bombers who drove their car to their target... forgetting that daylight savings was activated but they didn't set the bomb in their car. so an hour away from their target...

This Bike is a Pipe Bomb