NationStates Jolt Archive

Inhibit satanic vainness cow hand. Toothily developing heat rash, Beauty! Fortuitous November.

Dark men?
Now ray?
Sew end?

Neither.

*is grumpy*

welfare states ftw

Ursäkta?

Hey Fass, will you cheer me up? Please?

Hey Fass, will you cheer me up? Please?

How, pray tell, do I do that? Just tell me, and I shall attempt to comply.

How, pray tell, do I do that? Just tell me, and I shall attempt to comply.I don't know. Just do your shtick you usually do for (well, not for, against) common existential despair. I'm sure you have one.

buh?! wah!?

I don't know. Just do your shtick you usually do for (well, not for, against) common existential despair. I'm sure you have one.

Yeah, I do have such a shtick. I call it "getting laid". About the only thing I can't help you with, I'm afraid...

... but how about sharing with you my love for William Sledd? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AVESRceJL5k) He always cheers me up (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gp8ksW9--zk).

You can see the rest of his hilarious videos here. (http://www.youtube.com/profile_videos?user=WilliamSledd)

Inhibit satanic vainness cow hand. Toothily developing heat rash, Beauty! Fortuitous November.


Swenglish haiku?

buh?! wah!?

I am not drunk. I'll tell you that much.

I am not drunk. I'll tell you that much.

'shrooms?

Yeah, I do have such a shtick. I call it "getting laid".
I should have known.

Does it help?

About the only thing I can't help you with, I'm afraid... So true. And too bad.

... but how about sharing with you my love for William Sledd? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AVESRceJL5k) He always cheers me up (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gp8ksW9--zk).

You can see the rest of his hilarious videos here. (http://www.youtube.com/profile_videos?user=WilliamSledd)You know, that did actually cheer me up. I was fearing it might be one of the many laugh-out-loud youtube videos, but it was actually exactly right.

Thankee. *sniffle*

Swenglish haiku?

No, Nag a ram.

No, Nag a ram.

I love Google.

I should have known.
Does it help?

It soothes.

You know, that did actually cheer me up. I was fearing it might be one of the many laugh-out-loud youtube videos, but it was actually exactly right.

Thankee. *sniffle*

Aww and yay! Isn't he adorable?

It soothes. Well, at any rate it numbs.

Aww and yay! Isn't he adorable? Yes. Also terribly grating what with the voice and the hair - oh, the hair... But still. =)

Yes. Also terribly grating what with the voice and the hair - oh, the hair... But still. =)

Grating? Don't be stupid, honey. The hair is fab. Slightly emo, but still fab since he's not emo.

So, why were you all sad?

Grating? Don't be stupid, honey. The hair is fab. Slightly emo, but still fab since he's not emo. Oh, it's fab! But just a tad too coiffed as to not be grating.

So, why were you all sad?Underlying tension coupled with boyfriend issues coupled with hormones coupled with existential despair brought up by the "What keeps you going?" thread (mainly existential despair brought up by the "What keeps you going?" thread). Nothing special, really. ;p But depressing nevertheless.

*wallows* ;p

Where's Finland?

Where's Finland?

Not in Scandanavia.

Undskyld, hvad menes der?

welfare states ftw

I don't see whats so good about high taxes.

Where's Finland?
East of Sweden, West of Russia, North of Estonia.

I don't see whats so good about high taxes.

They pay for the welfare system.

Dark men?
Now ray?
Sew end?
none of those are real countries in scandinavia there is

Denmark
Sweden
Norway
Not Finland
Ice
Lapland
Stockholm
Cold Weather
Vikings
Skis
Trees
Countries that are better then kenya
Refusal to join the Euro
High taxes
Fass
Other Stuff

They pay for the welfare system.
welfare system or not, ~50 euros for a CD is too much.

welfare system or not, ~50 euros for a CD is too much.

And the alcohol taxes. Oh, the alcohol taxes... :(

none of those are real countries in scandinavia there is
Refusal to join the Euro


A very good country that is.

welfare system or not, ~50 euros for a CD is too much.

All CD:s are too expensive but what kind of CD are you referring to? I've never paid 50 euros for one CD and haven't heard of a CD that cost that much.

A very good country that is.

My list is not just of countries. It is also contains

Other Places
Random stuff
People there
Stuff added in just to make the list longer
The weather in Scandinavia
letters
not bullets
Problems with the place
Things that don't even belong on the list
The reason why CD's cost around ~€50 there
Not everthing that I felt should be there
Not enough stuff
An NSer
A list about as long as this one
Words
Other stuff

My list is not just of countries. It is also contains

Other Places
Random stuff
People there
Stuff added in just to make the list longer
The weather in Scandinavia
letters
not bullets
Problems with the place
Things that don't even belong on the list
The reason why CD's cost around ~€50 there
Not everthing that I felt should be there
Not enough stuff
An NSer
A list about as long as this one
Other Stuff
Words

Can you give me en example of a normal CD that costs 50€?

Can you give me en example of a normal CD that costs 50€?

they all do in Sweden.

they all do in Sweden.All the solid gold ones anyway. Music CDs are somewhere around 8-10€.

I don't know how to judge which is more tasteful. The cuisine's a joke in all three countries. Well.. Not so much a joke as cruel & unusual punishment. Thankfully I'm vegan so my firsthand experience is limited.

Sweden doesn't have any drugs. Norway all but kills people that has drugs. Denmark sometimes thinks drugs are good & sometimes thinks anyone with drugs needs to be treated Norwegian-style.
Swedish people are boring, unless they're drunk or in Denmark (where they're drunk). Danish people are racists & closet-fascists. Norwegians are boring & never drunk, because if they're rich enough to get drunk, they're living in a taxheaven somewhere far, far away from Norway.

Tasteful? I really don't know. Artless would be more fitting, methinks (and I mean that in the best possible way). They're all very similar. They also all have this fucked up grudge thing going on, similar to the french-british thing, only they can never agree on which of the neighbours they dislike most & how far they're willing to take the "enemy of my enemy is my friend" thing. I doubt I'll ever figure out what it's about.

none of those are real countries in scandinavia there is

Denmark
Sweden
Norway
Not Finland
Ice
Lapland
Stockholm
Cold Weather
Vikings
Skis
Trees
Countries that are better then kenya

What about the lack of lions?

Sweden

http://echosphere.net/star_trek_insp/insp_apollo.jpg

What about the lack of lions?

who needs lions?

Sweden

http://echosphere.net/star_trek_insp/insp_apollo.jpg

i don't get it.

Denmark I could probably have a better time surviving in than any of the others. I'd go nuts in Sweden, and in Norway it's hard to think about culture when you're frozen.

Denmark.....its just so.............GREAT!!!!!

who needs lions?

The "Holy Crap. Lions!" tour company does.

The "Holy Crap. Lions!" tour company does.

well, the world would be better of without that group of scam artists.