Someone really should arrest this bat demon.
Drunk commies deleted
23-02-2007, 17:01
A bat demon has been accused of raping several people in Tanzania. He's believed to be part of an organization consisting of witches and evil spirits who hire the bat demon to attack their enemies sexually. So far people have been advised to smear themselves in pig fat prior to going to bed in order to repel the rapist. I hope they catch him soon.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/africa/6383833.stm
Eltaphilon
23-02-2007, 17:02
I'll get you next episode Bat-demon!
Dishonorable Scum
23-02-2007, 17:04
So that's where my bat demon is! I've been looking all over the place for that damned thing, and now I have to go all the way to Tanzania to fetch it! :headbang:
BTW, a piece of advice: Never let a bat demon get hold of your credit card. You'll find the oddest things charged on it. They're worse than flying monkeys that way.
:D
You just wait till the crab people smell that pig fat smeared on everyone. You'll all be sorry then.
Rambhutan
23-02-2007, 17:10
...So far people have been advised to smear themselves in pig fat prior to going to bed in order to repel the rapist.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/africa/6383833.stm
Don't really see how applying lubricant is actually going help repel it...
Drunk commies deleted
23-02-2007, 17:12
You just wait till the crab people smell that pig fat smeared on everyone. You'll all be sorry then.
Crab people? Like a crab the size of a human? Excuse me, I've got to go melt some butter.
Drunk commies deleted
23-02-2007, 17:13
Don't really see how applying lubricant is actually going help repel it...
I'm going on the theory that it's either Jewish or Muslim and will be repelled by pork products.
Dishonorable Scum
23-02-2007, 17:15
I'm going on the theory that it's either Jewish or Muslim and will be repelled by pork products.
In Tanzania, it's most likely to be Muslim.
Drunk commies deleted
23-02-2007, 17:16
In Tanzania, it's most likely to be Muslim.
Damn Islamofascist bat demons! This is terrorism, pure and simple.
Crab people? Like a crab the size of a human? Excuse me, I've got to go melt some butter.
There's a documentary on them here (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yuZ_dWoix68).
Rambhutan
23-02-2007, 17:21
I'm going on the theory that it's either Jewish or Muslim and will be repelled by pork products.
Sounds more like some Muslim was caught naked and smeared with pork products and this is the first excuse they could come up with.
Dishonorable Scum
23-02-2007, 17:23
Sounds more like some Muslim was caught naked and smeared with pork products and this is the first excuse they could come up with.
Nah, Lunatic Goofballs isn't Muslim.
Pazuzu you ungrateful gargoyle! (http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a335/shaddamIV/Pazuzu.jpg)
Hm... There's two things I noted: One, if the demon assaults women, why are men trying to protect themselves, and two, is it a coincidence that it's name contains a German word for "butt"?