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Ive been thinking about the wars that have raged around the Earth since peaple lived on it. Are you familiar with the concept of the simpilest answer being the right one? well.. ive found that simple answer..........we destory all human life on earth and mve to venus
you see, if we get all human life to leave the planet thenthe world could become like one big animal habiat because there would be no other forms of life ahhh what do you call those thing were they keep the elphants? preseritoires? I dont know but any way in the end the animals would go bacik to the way they used to live, rain forests would grow back, and all that bloody histroy would be gone. hey thats just what i see working. please if you have any questins or conerns, tell me and together we can fix the flaws in my plan.

There is one problem. Venus doesn't support human life.

There is one problem. Venus doesn't support human life.

Well, technology could enable us to live in an artificial habitat, but that would be much easier on Mars than Venus.

There is one problem. Venus doesn't support human life.

One problem?

Ive been thinking about the wars that have raged around the Earth since peaple lived on it. Are you familiar with the concept of the simpilest answer being the right one? well.. ive found that simple answer..........we destory all human life on earth and mve to venus
you see, if we get all human life to leave the planet thenthe world could become like one big animal habiat because there would be no other forms of life ahhh what do you call those thing were they keep the elphants? preseritoires? I dont know but any way in the end the animals would go bacik to the way they used to live, rain forests would grow back, and all that bloody histroy would be gone. hey thats just what i see working. please if you have any questins or conerns, tell me and together we can fix the flaws in my plan.
Fire Hills, what you've just posted is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever read. At no point in your rambling, incoherent post were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this thread is now dumber for having read it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

Fire Hills, lead the way. You go first.
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Ive been thinking about the wars that have raged around the Earth since peaple lived on it. Are you familiar with the concept of the simpilest answer being the right one? well.. ive found that simple answer..........we destory all human life on earth and mve to venus
you see, if we get all human life to leave the planet thenthe world could become like one big animal habiat because there would be no other forms of life ahhh what do you call those thing were they keep the elphants? preseritoires? I dont know but any way in the end the animals would go bacik to the way they used to live, rain forests would grow back, and all that bloody histroy would be gone. hey thats just what i see working. please if you have any questins or conerns, tell me and together we can fix the flaws in my plan.

Firstly: Grammar.

Secondly: Spelling.

Thirdly: Grammar AND Spelling.

Fourthly: Venus doesn't support life thanks to Mr. Greenhouse.

Fifthly: Didn't I recommend something like this a long time ago? When I was psychotic? Just in a more coherent way? And now, don't I realize that it was one of the stupidest things I've ever thought up?

You're already writing as a Venusian, that's an improvement

http://www.ninjarobot.org/ladyfae/grammar%20time.gif

One problem?
Well, I suppose there's also the small matter of transferring the whole of civilization a couple million miles across the void of space. Also, convincing six billion people to do it without good cause. And finding a way to generate food, water, air, and energy on an inhospitable, poison-atmosphere wasteland planet.

But I'm sure we'll work it out somehow. "Peaple" will find the answer.

Also:

please if you have any questins or conerns, tell me and together we can fix the flaws in my plan.

Heh.

Fire Hills, what you've just posted is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever read. At no point in your rambling, incoherent post were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this thread is now dumber for having read it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.
Don't let the haterz stop you, Fire Hills, I'd gladly trade the lives of 20 NS Grammar-fetishists for just 1 more post by you.
And, for future reference, we keep elphants in preseritoqires.

Don't let the haterz stop you, Fire Hills, I'd gladly trade the lives of 20 NS Grammar-fetishists for just 1 more post by you.
And, for future reference, we keep elphants in preseritoqires.

He's your puppet, isn't he?

Fire Hills, lead the way. You go first.
[/sarcasm]What, so you want to go first then?

This is your brain on crack.

Any questions?

How do I get my brain off crack?

This is your brain on crack.

Any questions?

My concern is this hasn't been thought this through, if we go to Venus we'll probably just destroy the martians and forests and things there so we should go to Pluto cos it isn't a planet at all so we can't destroy it, or anything - of course, if any humans make it we should destroy them as well -

Step 1. Destroy all human life.
Srep 2. Move to venus.

Urrrr... who is left to move to venus?

The ones who destroy all human life. The robots.





Duh.

My concern is this hasn't been thought this through, if we go to Venus we'll probably just destroy the martians and forests and things there so we should go to Pluto cos it isn't a planet at all so we can't destroy it, or anything - of course, if any humans make it we should destroy them as well -

there's martians on venus now?

we destory all human life on earth and mve to venus

Step 1. Destroy all human life.
Srep 2. Move to venus.

Urrrr... who is left to move to venus?

Doesn't it actually rain fluorosulfuric acid on Venus? I ain't going there.

Doesn't it actually rain fluorosulfuric acid on Venus? I ain't going there.

And I thought acid rain here sucked. :eek:

there's martians on venus now?

Sorry, Venetians, damn them with their neverending bridge building, destroying Venus they are, unless the martians thought of this plan first and are already in Venus

Okayyyy..

If we destroy all human life on Earth, then how could we move to Venus? We'd be dead.

Now pretending that you did not make that statement in the first place...

Moving people to somewhere else will not solve all issues. History will still be there, with us. Are we all of a sudden going to forget our past just because we are in a new place? Thought not.

Considering life on Venus would kill us all and make us incapable of remembering anything, yes, we would forget our past.

Okayyyy..

If we destroy all human life on Earth, then how could we move to Venus? We'd be dead.

Now pretending that you did not make that statement in the first place...

Moving people to somewhere else will not solve all issues. History will still be there, with us. Are we all of a sudden going to forget our past just because we are in a new place? Thought not.

Are we all of a sudden going to forget our past just because we are in a new place? Thought not.

Hey, it worked for the US.

I believe it is at this point that I would like to ask 'who has the question'.

I believe it is at this point that I would like to ask 'who has the question'.
I do.


What is 6 times 7?

I do.


What is 6 times 7?

What do you get when you multiply six by nine, shurely?

I do.


What is 6 times 7?I thought that question was 'what do you get if you multiply six by nine'?

Hey, it worked for the US.

Really?? How so?

I thought that question was 'what do you get if you multiply six by nine'?

Indeed. This thread makes me laugh.

What do you get when you multiply six by nine, shurely?

I thought that question was 'what do you get if you multiply six by nine'?

I never read whichever book that's in, I was going off memory of other people mentiong it.

I never read whichever book that's in, I was going off memory of other people mentiong it.The second book I think.

The second book I think.

I dunno. I only read the first. I must get the others one of these days.

this argument makes no sense, but the intentions are good

"How many roads a man must walk down?" fits better, I think...

And it's the "Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy" by Somebrit Adams.

What, so you want to go first then?

Sorry, don't know how to 'destory' something... Should I tell them to keep the story secret or should I just erase their minds?

"How many roads a man must walk down?" fits better, I think...Yeah, that was funny. I wonder how many times people shouted out 42 whenever Bob Dylan sung that sung...

And it's the "Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy" by Somebrit Adams.What? What prompted you to say that?

man, you guys are assholes.

Welcome to the internet my friend. Just be happy this isn't /b/

man, you guys are assholes.

Sorry, Venetians, damn them with their neverending bridge building, destroying Venus they are, unless the martians thought of this plan first and are already in Venus

venutians

venutians
Quiet you, I was enjoying the theory that the Italians were the first to launch land people on an extra terrestrial body - and not the americans as they would have you believe.

*blinks*... I just time warped myself...

Sorry, don't know how to 'destory' something... Should I tell them to keep the story secret or should I just erase their minds?Well if you deflower a virgin by having sex with her then that must mean you destory humanity by... um... having more sex? I dunno... alternatively we could lie all buildings on their sides, that way they won't have any stories anymore.

Welcome to the internet my friend. Just be happy this isn't /b/

Yeah, there haven't been any racial slurs, horrendous Japanese pornography, or "become an hero" posted yet.

venutians
No, maybe he did mean "Venetians (http://www.answers.com/venice&r=67)". That'd certainly explain the whole "bridge-building" business... :p

Quiet you, I was enjoying the theory that the Italians were the first to launch land people on an extra terrestrial body - and not the americans as they would have you believe.

*blinks*... I just time warped myself...

The Italians?? Yippee!!! Surely they'll be having great Italian food over there. I want! I want!

But I like other regional cuisines than the Venetian ones...

Well if you deflower a virgin by having sex with her then that must mean you destory humanity by... um... having more sex? I dunno... alternatively we could lie all buildings on their sides, that way they won't have any stories anymore.

Ah! I got an idea! A lobotomy!

To hell with you guys, I'm going to turn Enceladus in to my private mansion-moon. Let's see your bounty hunters get there.

Could someone explain this thread to me? It's really made no sense.

Could someone explain this thread to me? It's really made no sense.

Honestly, I never actually read the threads on this board. I just jump in and post based upon what's going on in the last page.

venutians

venusians

To hell with you guys, I'm going to turn Enceladus in to my private mansion-moon. Let's see your bounty hunters get there.

Europa's mine. And I get Miranda and Triton for my rest houses.

Down with the thread of fail!

venusians
For apparently educated people, you seem to have a hard time spelling "venezuelans."