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what should you do? nothing, what do you imagine you might do?

tell the story an move on, it's hardly the worst that could have happened.

So me and my friend left a movie theater, and we were walking down the street when some bum comes out from an alley. He was holding his fingers in a gun shape, and had them in his trench coat pocket. He then said

"Got any food?!"

We shook our heads. He looked pissed and yelled:

"Ill sleep in your f*cking corpses!"

We looked at him, trying too withold our laughter. He then limped off, mumbling incoherently.... What should I do?

quit smoking crack?

Go find him, take him home, wash him, dress him and adopt him as part of your family, what else? You were obviously meant by some Higher Power to have this encounter, who are you to snigger immaturely at the workings of Destiny? Get going!

So me and my friend left a movie theater, and we were walking down the street when some bum comes out from an alley. He was holding his fingers in a gun shape, and had them in his trench coat pocket. He then said

"Got any food?!"

We shook our heads. He looked pissed and yelled:

"Ill sleep in your f*cking corpses!"

We looked at him, trying too withold our laughter. He then limped off, mumbling incoherently.... What should I do?

Why should you do any thing?

Go find him, take him home, wash him, dress him and adopt him as part of your family, what else? You were obviously meant by some Higher Power to have this encounter, who are you to snigger immaturely at the workings of Destiny? Get going!

word!

NA should go now to find this guy and begin his quest.

It's the beginning of a slapstick comedy movie where you'll learn to love others and that being a bum isn't as easy as it looks (starring Rob Schneider).

So me and my friend left a movie theater, and we were walking down the street when some bum comes out from an alley. He was holding his fingers in a gun shape, and had them in his trench coat pocket. He then said

"Got any food?!"

We shook our heads. He looked pissed and yelled:

"Ill sleep in your f*cking corpses!"

We looked at him, trying too withold our laughter. He then limped off, mumbling incoherently.... What should I do?

make a pointless thread and poll about it on NSG?

I suggest mind bleach.

Go find him, take him home, wash him, dress him and adopt him as part of your family, what else? You were obviously meant by some Higher Power to have this encounter, who are you to snigger immaturely at the workings of Destiny? Get going!

Erm, he was incredibly hairy, and wore nothing but whitey tighties under his trenchcoat..... which was open when he "mugged" me. Was this encounter planned too shatter my faith in my local welfare system? When a guy is robbing you with a "gun" for a can of soup, ya gotta be somewhat disheartened...

It's the beginning of a slapstick comedy movie where you'll learn to love others and that being a bum isn't as easy as it looks (starring Rob Schneider).

*Movie trailer music*

Rob Schnider is "The Hobo!" (rated PG-13)

You should have stabbed him and bragged about it to all your friends. That won't make national headlines.

You should have stabbed him and bragged about it to all your friends. That won't make national headlines.

-.-

There was an urge on my part, ill admit...

*takes kinky chlorine bath*


ahhhhhahhhha

I keep imagining the bum speaking in some really heavy British accent.

So me and my friend left a movie theater, and we were walking down the street when some bum comes out from an alley. He was holding his fingers in a gun shape, and had them in his trench coat pocket. He then said

"Got any food?!"

We shook our heads. He looked pissed and yelled:

"Ill sleep in your f*cking corpses!"

We looked at him, trying too withold our laughter. He then limped off, mumbling incoherently.... What should I do?

What the hell do you mean what should you do? Go home to your comfortable place of residence and be thankful you aren't in their position.

You should go back and beat him to death with an iron.... why? cuz its funny to beat homless people....duh.

You should taunt him by keeping food JUST out of reach, always.

...why don't you just sleep in his corpse? It would be mildly ironic...

...why don't you just sleep in his corpse? It would be mildly ironic...


Sleeping in corpses in most western civilizations is usually frowned upon.

Anyway they dont offer very good protection against the elements...

Sleeping in corpses in most western civilizations is usually frowned upon.

Anyway they dont offer very good protection against the elements...

Being a bum is frowned upon in western civilizations as well.

As for protection, a newly-killed corpse would at least be warm. If you went from homeless person to homeless person nightly, slicing them open Star Wars style, you could have a somewhat effective mobile home. ;)

Being a bum is frowned upon in western civilizations as well.

As for protection, a newly-killed corpse would at least be warm. If you went from homeless person to homeless person nightly, slicing them open Star Wars style, you could have a somewhat effective mobile home. ;)

Just like a snail :)

Alright then, perhaps you have a point...

But its murder. Actually since its a bum that doesnt matter, leading to the more important question of:

Where does one get a lightsaber to cut the corpse open with?:D

Throw some nickles down a drain or on the road.

Take a bath in concentrated sulphuric acid.

Take a bath in concentrated sulphuric acid.
http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y223/GermanNightmare/AcidBath.gif

You should feel fresh and clean afterwards!

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y223/GermanNightmare/AcidBath.gif

You should feel fresh and clean afterwards!

I knew you'd post that smiley :D

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y223/GermanNightmare/AcidBath.gif

You should feel fresh and clean afterwards!
Wont Happy and Doc be jealous?

I keep imagining the bum speaking in some really heavy British accent.

Quite the contrary really, his voice was raspy and harsh.

...why don't you just sleep in his corpse? It would be mildly ironic...

I'm really not up for brutal murder and borderline necrophelia at the moment, its been a long day... It was incredibly funny too hear though....

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y223/GermanNightmare/AcidBath.gif

You should feel fresh and clean afterwards!




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So me and my friend left a movie theater, and we were walking down the street when some bum comes out from an alley. He was holding his fingers in a gun shape, and had them in his trench coat pocket. He then said

"Got any food?!"

We shook our heads. He looked pissed and yelled:

"Ill sleep in your f*cking corpses!"

We looked at him, trying too withold our laughter. He then limped off, mumbling incoherently.... What should I do?

Try not to let him know where your gonna die.

Try not to let him know where your gonna die.

Good plan