NationStates Jolt Archive


Hillsboro county lets the cat out of the bag.

Drunk commies deleted
22-02-2007, 17:11
Checkers, a burger chain, has recently been warned that their current promotion may violate animal cruelty laws. They're giving out bags with cutouts for a cat's legs, tail, and head with instructions to put your cat in it. The weird thing is that Checkers claims that customers have been clamoring for such merchandise. There must be a lot of burger eaters with cats and too much time on their hands.

http://www.wftv.com/family/11077527/detail.html
Slaughterhouse five
22-02-2007, 17:16
shouldnt it also be felony animal cruelty when people put sweaters and shoes and god knows what other crap on their dogs and cats?
Teh_pantless_hero
22-02-2007, 17:16
Anyone who claims this is animal cruelty has never owned a cat.
In addition, trying to put an unwilling cat into anything would be animal cruelty - cats are fucking dangerous when trying to make them do stuff they don't want to do, my cat's front claws are removed and I'm lucky to get out of that shit alive.
Bodies Without Organs
22-02-2007, 17:32
In addition, trying to put an unwilling cat into anything would be animal cruelty - cats are fucking dangerous when trying to make them do stuff they don't want to do, my cat's front claws are removed and I'm lucky to get out of that shit alive.

'Declawing' a cat comes under the heading of animal cruelty in my book. There is currently legislation being seriously considered in Westminster to make it illegal for other than medical reasons. It ain't just removal of claws, but rather removal of an entire bone from each toe. How would you like it if the ends of your fingers and toes were surgically removed back to the final joint?
Khadgar
22-02-2007, 17:32
Getting a cat to do something it doesn't want to is a hazardous endeavor. My cat has all her claws and is not at all shy about using them.
Peepelonia
22-02-2007, 17:42
ohhh cat in a bag! I bloody love that game!
Khadgar
22-02-2007, 17:44
A bit of tape on their nose is the same. Drives them crazy til they manage to get it off.
Katganistan
22-02-2007, 17:45
LOL Hillsboro. For a moment I thought it was about costumes for cats that said God Hates Fags. ;)
Smunkeeville
22-02-2007, 17:46
you know what I used to like to do to my cat? put tape on his feet, he would walk around trying to shake it off, but it wouldn't come off, it was so funny......:D
Bodies Without Organs
22-02-2007, 17:48
My game with my cat is to put light things on her head when she is sitting up and see how long it is before she notices. That and seeing how long she can chew my fingertips without drawing blood when they smell of catmint. The aforementioned 'put a bit of tape on the cat' is fun too. Underneath all that fur they are basically still lizards.
Szanth
22-02-2007, 17:48
Lmfao you guys are assholes and I love you for it.
Peepelonia
22-02-2007, 17:49
you know what I used to like to do to my cat? put tape on his feet, he would walk around trying to shake it off, but it wouldn't come off, it was so funny......:D

Heh yeah or the old stardust on the tongue!
Katganistan
22-02-2007, 17:51
Or putting a cat onto a mirror you've laid on the floor....
Khadgar
22-02-2007, 18:03
Another fun thing for cats, take a laser pointer and watch them go nuts trying to catch the little dot.
Bodies Without Organs
22-02-2007, 18:07
Another fun thing for cats, take a laser pointer and watch them go nuts trying to catch the little dot.

I don't do this intentionally, but whenever my cat tries to put her weight on a single sheet of paper forming a bridge between two pieces of furniture is always entertaining. File under 'tiger trap'.
Drunk commies deleted
22-02-2007, 18:15
Another fun thing for cats, take a laser pointer and watch them go nuts trying to catch the little dot.

My dog used to do that until she figured it out.
Khadgar
22-02-2007, 18:39
My dog used to do that until she figured it out.

My dog never showed an interest, not sure why. Then again the only thing I've seen her chase are squirrels.