NationStates Jolt Archive


source please?

Smunkeeville
22-02-2007, 15:13
I was reading in another thread, about how KSP said that you could find a source for anything.......and I was thinking, we do have a lot of people around here who don't seem to be able to find a source for their arguments (don't look at me, do NOT look at me)

okay, anyway, I thought we should all come up with some ridiculous stance and find a source for it.

do NOT link to anything against the rules.......biased sources are O.K. of course, because some of the "facts" may need a lot of bias to back them up.

begin.
Whereyouthinkyougoing
22-02-2007, 15:17
All turnips are evil and out for world domination!

Lessee....

*googles "turnips evil world domination"*



The Brunch of Frankenstein (http://www.wackyadvice.com/halloween/halloween2002.shtml):
Patron after patron rush to try Butter's new creations - turnip and raspberry pancakes, snake venom ginger snaps and weasel tail omelets. Just as things seem to be going well and Klempfler and his stooge Butter are raking in the cash, a group of angry hyenas attack the restaurant causing untold damage to Butter's dream of world domination through evil breakfast foods.

:cool:
Politeia utopia
22-02-2007, 15:19
the US victory in Iraq? (http://www.theonion.com/content/node/56628)
Barringtonia
22-02-2007, 15:20
"The Smunkeriffic Landhome of Smunkeeville is a massive, safe nation, remarkable for its punitive income tax rates."

Anyone who says any different should be neutered
Fartsniffage
22-02-2007, 15:26
Trees cause global warming. Didn't even have to look far.

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,181513,00.html
Barringtonia
22-02-2007, 15:33
Lord knows what Fox will say when they discover trees emit carbon dioxide as well!
Whereyouthinkyougoing
22-02-2007, 15:40
Trees cause global warming. Didn't even have to look far.

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,181513,00.htmlUgh.
Politeia utopia
22-02-2007, 15:47
Landmines save lives (http://www.mndefense.com/conewsltr.html)
New Burmesia
22-02-2007, 15:53
Trees cause global warming. Didn't even have to look far.

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,181513,00.html

http://www.infowars.com/images2/cartoons/faux_news.jpg
Politeia utopia
22-02-2007, 15:57
Noah drowns grandfather, very sad :( (http://www.jstandard.com/articles/1762/1/Why-the-heck-did-Noah-let-his-grandfather-drown-in-the-flood%3F)
Peepelonia
22-02-2007, 18:27
I bloody knew it!

Aliens on earth!

http://www.20kweb.com/weird_stuff/aliens_on_earth.html
Zagat
22-02-2007, 22:44
Trees cause global warming. Didn't even have to look far.

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,181513,00.html
*Sniggers....*

What an unbelievably crappy piece of twaddle, if a freshman high-schooler handed it in they'd be lucky to get a C-. How can someone so inept at writing be a paid writer at a major international news agency? I actually took the trouble to send an email of complaint, although I have no idea what the twit will make of it. I'm not sure he's expecting feedback telling him off for writing pro-global warming belief propaganda.:p

As for my contribution to outrageous claims and sources in support of them:
Claim: Fox News are pushing a 'pro-global warming belief' perspective'
Source: Article Fartsniffage linked to
Eltaphilon
22-02-2007, 22:47
What an unbelievably crappy piece of twaddle, if a freshman high-schooler handed it in they'd be lucky to get a C-. How can someone so inept at writing be a paid writer at a major international news agency?

Simple answer: It's Fox news.