NationStates Jolt Archive

What is your job or waht do you want it to be?

First I want to be a Commando and then at the age of 50,I will try to be the Permemant Secratory for Defence or Minister for Defence

Angry disgruntled helpdesk manager who plots how she'll go postal... :p

Seriously? Uh... *shrug* prolific international best selling author.

I want to Join the foreign office and work my way up

My line is the shortest possible distance between two points in space.

My line is the shortest possible distance between two points in space.

Oh yeah? Well mine is "So, how you doin'?"

About 3 inches long, neatly arranged with a credit card

j/k

i'm currently a student working occaisionally as a bar tender and waiter. i hope to become a contract archaeologist. or a mechanic. or a drifter.

I have a lot of jobs. I like some of them.

Right now. Unemployed undergraduate student.

Someday: UN Secretary-General. I know, it's a pipedream.

What is your job or waht do you want it to be?

First I want to be a Commando and then at the age of 50,I will try to be the Permemant Secratory for Defence or Minister for Defence
The permanent secretary for defence? :confused: Where do you live?

My line is nylon, with a red float on the end. (yes, I know nothing about fishing, but I just wanted to be part of the cool people making 'line' jokes :cool: :rolleyes: )

Oh yeah? Well mine is "So, how you doin'?"
That is totally what I thought this thread was about.

That is totally what I thought this thread was about.

Actually, so did I.

Actually, so did I.

Me too.

The permanent secretary for defence? :confused: Where do you live?

My line is nylon, with a red float on the end. (yes, I know nothing about fishing, but I just wanted to be part of the cool people making 'line' jokes :cool: :rolleyes: )

its a British Government thing

Currently librarian

Would like to be a relief skipper on a herring trawler or possibly a lion tamer. Actually just to have enough money to be able to retire before I die.

I'm working my way to become a Policy Officer for Local Government, and then i'll be doing policy work anywhere i fancy after gaining enough experience.

my line would be:
Hi I'm from the water board and i've come to turn you on........

Would like to be a relief skipper on a herring trawler or possibly a lion tamer. Or you could go for the best of both worlds and be a herring tamer. :)

First I want to be a Commando and then at the age of 50,I will try to be the Permemant Secratory for Defence or Minister for Defence

great Scot its me -1 year (which BTW you might want to work out till your arms fall off so you can pull yourself up a rope without using your legs! and its 1-4-2 commando's for extra credit)

As for me its spending my life as a combat medic and then….maybe a painter *shrug*

edit: and my line would have to be "I live with my perants, I have no car and no cash, will you go out with me?" (stolen from the best episode of seinfeld. <full stop)

My job title is "Accounts Manager". It's really a glorified sales and recordkeeping job with a dash of office manager thrown in to help fill the day.

I aspire to one day be a retired, drunken and grumpy old man betting his social security check away at the horse track.

My current job title, at a hotel, is "Guest Services"

...yeah, I know. :p

I plan to either become a tax-leeching burecrat, or an op-ed columnist...whichever is easier. :p

preferably, if possible, i would like to go work for an NGO (or a GO???) in a third world country as a doctor (because i'm studying medicine) or alternatively i would like to go into politics.

Currently, do uni (Comp. Sci. at MIT (I hope)), spend enough time working in Silicon Valley to pay that off (Google (I hope)), and then go and live out the rest of my days as an absent-minded, slightly eccentric researcher at Cambridge. I like this plan.

I'm a professional clown.

But I've always wanted to be a neurosurgeon. :)

I'm a professional clown.

But I've always wanted to be a neurosurgeon. :)
Oh dear, now I've got this image in my head where someone's strapped to the operating table, his skull is already opened, and then you make an appearance in full clown costume, skalpel in hand and a big grin on your face... "Let's do some brain surgery, shall we?" - followed by a double honking sound.

Scaaary! :p

Oh dear, now I've got this image in my head where someone's strapped to the operating table, his skull is already opened, and then you make an appearance in full clown costume, skalpel in hand and a big grin on your face... "Let's do some brain surgery, shall we?" - followed by a double honking sound.

Scaaary! :p

Five minutes later, you hear me go....

"Whoops!" :)

Oh dear, now I've got this image in my head where someone's strapped to the operating table, his skull is already opened, and then you make an appearance in full clown costume, skalpel in hand and a big grin on your face... "Let's do some brain surgery, shall we?" - followed by a double honking sound.

Scaaary! :p

*shudder*

Personally I'm thinking of going into journalism.

Currently: Produce Clerk
Dream: Roam the American Southwest getting in adventures

Five minutes later, you hear me go....

"Whoops!" :)
That is something you never want to hear in an operating room!

But even if things go horribly wrong, you can still make a happy clown face. Sometimes even the lobotomized can smile... :D (Although they probably don't know why!)

What is your job or waht do you want it to be?

First I want to be a Commando and then at the age of 50,I will try to be the Permemant Secratory for Defence or Minister for Defence

good luck with that.


i wanna be some kind of paid photographer when i grow up :)
or something *shrugs*

My current job title, at a hotel, is "Guest Services"Same here.

I wanna be manager ultimately.

Currently: Produce Clerk
Dream: Roam the American Southwest getting in adventures

So serial killer then?

Ervil LeBaron
When the Almighty commanded him to "be fruitful and multiply," Ervil took 13 child brides one who became his pregnant assassin -- and sired over 50 children. When God told Ervil to kill, he did that too. His followers slashed a bloody trail across Mexico and the American Southwest that left 25 to 30 people dead. Even though Ervil is no longer around, his family members are still in hiding and still threatening.http://www.crimelibrary.com/about/special/children_of_thunder1.html

So serial killer then?


I was thinking more along the lines of Clint Eastwood...so yes :D