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Please don't shoot the tank, it's too cute

NERVUN
22-02-2007, 02:58
Since anime and Hello Kitty have invaded the rest of the world, you may be well aware that Japan has a cuteness fetish, an extream cuteness fetish. Living in Japan I have gotten uesed to seeing all sorts of cute cartoon characters representing just about every aspect of Japanese life from the Prime Minister's Office on down. But this... this now...

Well, what can be said except that the Japanese Self Defence Force is hoping that cuteness will protect them in the middle of a war.

PRINCE PICKLES' CHARM OFFENSIVE
SDF deploys perky mascot to boast cuddly image


By HIROKO TABUCHI
The Associated Press
Perky cartoon character Prince Pickles -- with saucer eyes, big dimples and tiny, booted feet -- poses in front of tanks, rappels from helicopters and shakes hands with smiling Iraqis.

The cutesy icon hardly calls to mind the Japanese military that conquered and pillaged its way across Asia in the first half of the 20th century, and that is just the way the country's leaders want it.

As Japan sheds its postwar pacifism and gears up to take a higher military profile in the world, it is enlisting cadres of cute characters and adorable mascots to put a gentle, harmless sheen to its Self-Defense Forces deployments.

"Prince Pickles is our image character because he's very endearing, which is what Japan's military stands for," said Defense Ministry official Shotaro Yanagi. "He's our mascot and appears in our pamphlets and stationery."

Such characters have long been used in Japan to win hearts and minds and to soften the image of authority.

The Metropolitan Police Department tries to lighten its stern image with Peopo, which looks like a cross between a rabbit and a space trooper.

The government hopes the same tactic can work overseas.

Foreign Minister Taro Aso has proposed sending animation or cartoon artists abroad as cultural ambassadors, and the government has named a panel of experts to advise ways to market Japanese animation and culture to foreign audiences.

Aso argues warm feelings for Japanese animation can translate into warm feelings for Japanese foreign policy.

"The more positive images pop into a person's mind, the easier it becomes for Japan to get its views across," Aso said in a speech last year to budding artists at Tokyo's Digital Hollywood University. "You are the people . . . involved with bringing Japanese culture to the world."

The strategy faces considerable hurdles.

Many people in China and South Korea are still bitter over Japan's wartime atrocities in the 1930s and '40s, and moves to raise Tokyo's military stature -- like changing the pacifist Constitution -- are not warmly welcomed.

Some critics also doubt cartoon characters will work outside Japanese culture, which exhibits an enduring fascination with childlike innocence -- even in adults.

"This could only happen in a country that is so open to immaturity," said Rika Kayama, a psychiatrist and author. "Authorities here feel it's easier and less threatening to use characters to get the public to accept them, rather than explain the facts."

The animated images mask real moves by Japan's leaders to bolster nationalist sentiment and flex military muscles abroad.

The Defense Agency was upgraded to a full ministry in January, and the government is busy implementing education guidelines to instill a sense of patriotism in the classroom. Prime Minister Shinzo Abe wants to rewrite the Constitution and expand military operations with Japan's top ally, the United States.

Japan staged its first postwar military mission in a country at war in 2004 when it sent 600 noncombat troops to Iraq. The troops withdrew last year, but the government is eager to find another venue for a dispatch.

The cutesy phenomenon also has a dark side.

Artists were coerced to write cartoons that subtly spread militarist propaganda during the war. One series centered on a family cheering soldiers off to war and sharing provisions with neighbors. Other artists depicted Allied leaders as cowards or repulsive devils.

Some contemporary artists have used their characters to tout a more resurgent Japan, like the popular Yoshinori Kobayashi, who has sold millions of copies of "manga" comic books that claim Japan engaged in a noble war to liberate Asia from a racist world order.

Still, officials in Tokyo say their cute offensive is working. During the mission to Iraq, the SDF decorated water trucks with a figure from a globally popular Japanese soccer cartoon, variably known as Captain Tsubasa in Japanese, Flash Kicker in the United States and Captain Majed in Arab countries.

"Everybody loved it," said Aki Tsuda of the Foreign Ministry's aid department.

Some have even suggested that Captain Majed was the reason the Japanese trucks weren't attacked during the2 1/2-year mission there, although the general area of deployment itself was relatively violence-free.

"Cultural diplomacy could be one of most effective tools of Japanese diplomacy," said Hiro Katsumata, a research fellow at the Institute of Defense and Strategic Studies in Singapore.

"In a decade or two, younger generations in many countries who love Japanese cartoons will start to fill leadership roles," he said. "Japan can benefit from that."
http://search.japantimes.co.jp/cgi-bin/nn20070221f3.html *Pictures of Prince Pickles included*

So what do you think, will the cute offensive work? Will Prince Pickles represent the JSDF well, heal the memory of the Imperial Japanese Forces, and keep them from getting shot because it's just too cute?
Novus-America
22-02-2007, 03:01
After a minute of the enemy soldiers going, "WTF?" the bright colors of the tank will make it an easy target.
The Psyker
22-02-2007, 03:03
ROFL, those pictures in the story are hillllllarious.
Whereyouthinkyougoing
22-02-2007, 03:04
"Prince Pickles is our image character because he's very endearing, which is what Japan's military stands for," said Defense Ministry official Shotaro Yanagi.:p
Swilatia
22-02-2007, 03:09
Well, theres lots of wierd stuff coming from japen.
H N Fiddlebottoms VIII
22-02-2007, 03:09
The OP just reminded me of this little gem (http://www.sluggy.com/daily.php?date=981003).

I guess this is just the Japanese equivalent to the muscle-bound aryans that wandered around in skin tight latex smashing Nazis and slapping japs back in 40's American comic books.
I'm not sure whether trying to pretend that you have the cutest army in the world is better or worse than the army with the bulgingest muscles and whitest teeth, though.
Sheni
22-02-2007, 03:09
It's official, Japan is insane.
Good insane though. Like LG.
BTW, where is LG?

EDIT: T-T-T-T-TIME WARP!!!
United Uniformity
22-02-2007, 03:10
I'm sorry but if I see a modern army which uses cartoons to make themselvies seems 'cute', then I seriously start to dout the mentalities of the people behind them. "Cute" should not be seen anywere near a battlefield it's just childish.

http://www.japantimes.co.jp/images/photos2007/nn20070221f3a.jpg

These would be the first target on my list.
NERVUN
22-02-2007, 03:11
:p
You should see some of the other stuff they have here.
Swilatia
22-02-2007, 03:12
I'm sorry but if I see a modern army which uses cartoons to make themselvies seems 'cute', then I seriously start to dout the mentalities of the people behind them. "Cute" should not be seen anywere near a battlefield it's just childish.

http://www.japantimes.co.jp/images/photos2007/nn20070221f3a.jpg

These would be the first target on my list.:sniper:

remove the gun smiley from your post. otherwise no-one will take it seriously.
Swilatia
22-02-2007, 03:15
But it's not supposed to be taken seriously.

well, it still makes you look like a n00blet.
The Psyker
22-02-2007, 03:15
remove the gun smiley from your post. otherwise no-one will take it seriously.

There are things in this thread that should be taken seriously?:eek:
NERVUN
22-02-2007, 03:15
There are things in this thread that should be taken seriously?:eek:
God, I HOPE not! I couldn't take it seriously when I read the story this morning over breakfast.
United Uniformity
22-02-2007, 03:16
remove the gun smiley from your post. otherwise no-one will take it seriously.

But it's not supposed to be taken seriously.
Dakini
22-02-2007, 03:18
Aww... that's so adorable.

Although I was really hoping to see a bright pink hello kitty tank. Perhaps with Kitty shaped missiles or whatever you call the things that tanks shoot.
Similization
22-02-2007, 03:24
Now who said cartoon violence wasn't bad for us? :p

I honestly think it is revolting. Of course, it's prolly also the most absurd thing I'll ever see so I'm sort of struggling not to laugh myself to death.
Greater Valia
22-02-2007, 03:30
So what do you think, will the cute offensive work? Will Prince Pickles represent the JSDF well, heal the memory of the Imperial Japanese Forces, and keep them from getting shot because it's just too cute?

I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
NERVUN
22-02-2007, 03:34
Aww... that's so adorable.

Although I was really hoping to see a bright pink hello kitty tank. Perhaps with Kitty shaped missiles or whatever you call the things that tanks shoot.
PLEASE don't give them any ideas! They might just take you up on it!
Bodies Without Organs
22-02-2007, 03:34
"Cute" should not be seen anywere near a battlefield it's just childish.

'Cute' on the battlefield or away from it might leave a strange taste in the mouth, but it is a million times better than the fucking inhuman barbarism that the Japanese displayed in the '40's. Given the choice between having to put up with ludicrously childish cartoon characters and misguided rebranding experiments and being near as makes no odds starved to death whilst working as slave labour building the Burma railroad like my grandfather did, I know which one I would chose.
Dakini
22-02-2007, 03:40
PLEASE don't give them any ideas! They might just take you up on it!
Well, if it made you feel better, I doubt hello kitty shaped missiles would fly as well as normal ones.
United Uniformity
22-02-2007, 03:46
'Cute' on the battlefield or away from it might leave a strange taste in the mouth, but it is a million times better than the fucking inhuman barbarism that the Japanese displayed in the '40's. Given the choice between having to put up with ludicrously childish cartoon characters and misguided rebranding experiments and being near as makes no odds starved to death whilst working as slave labour building the Burma railroad like my grandfather did, I know which one I would chose.

Granted what your grandfather went though was unimaginablely horrific, but don't you think your taking this a little too much to heart? There are places between cute and demonic.
Kyronea
22-02-2007, 04:01
See, anime fans, this is why your precious Japan is not the lovely place it's made out to be. It's much more...odd...than picturesque.

That said, I can understand their cuteness fetish. Cute women are much more attractive than traditionally sexy women. And cute military figures are much more acceptable than the barbarism shown by the Japanese military during their skirmishes in China and World War II, though to be honest that was more of a human nature thing than anything else. The whole honour system bit was merely an excuse used. I guarentee you that if you reverse the positions of the Japanese with, say, the United States, we'd be hearing about American barbarism in China in the thirties and forties instead.
Bodies Without Organs
22-02-2007, 04:22
There are places between cute and demonic.

Aye, and I'm saying that cute is better than demonic.
Teh_pantless_hero
22-02-2007, 04:23
Man, it's a fucking cover. They are hoping the world lets down its guard in face of cuteness then BAM, Japanese imperialism. You will all work 18 hours a day then go home to your wife and have ritual sex.
Bodies Without Organs
22-02-2007, 04:23
You will all work 18 hours a day then go home to your wife and have ritual sex.

With or without tentacles?
NERVUN
22-02-2007, 04:24
Man, it's a fucking cover. They are hoping the world lets down its guard in face of cuteness then BAM, Japanese imperialism. You will all work 18 hours a day then go home to your wife and have ritual sex.
That's not Japanese imperialism. Japanese imperialism is working 18 hours a day, then going out to drink for 5 hours (while signing karaoke with hostess club girls), THEN going home and sleeping for an hour while ignoring your wife.
H N Fiddlebottoms VIII
22-02-2007, 04:28
There are places between cute and demonic.
You mean like . . .

*thinks*

Chibi Satan?

*thinks some more*

With tentacles?
Kyronea
22-02-2007, 04:39
That's not Japanese imperialism. Japanese imperialism is working 18 hours a day, then going out to drink for 5 hours (while signing karaoke with hostess club girls), THEN going home and sleeping for an hour while ignoring your wife.

Don't forget the countless cigarette and coffee breaks while at work. Oh, and the ability to teleport.
Ghost Tigers Rise
22-02-2007, 04:42
I wonder when these guys:
http://www.japantimes.co.jp/images/photos2007/nn20070221f3a.jpg
will be replaced by these guys:
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/2/23/Protect-gear-manga-version-kenroudensetsu.png
Neu Leonstein
22-02-2007, 08:03
Meh, I quite like the idea. It's a marketing gag, and if there is one thing the Japanese military needs, it's good marketing.

Right, Bodies without Organs?
The Lone Alliance
22-02-2007, 09:57
Great a Super Deformed Chibi is the Mascot of Japan's Military...

Personally I think the WTF factor of putting a favored Cartoon character on trucks would make Terrorists hesitate.

Al Quadia guy: "What the heck?" "I know that show..."
*Daydreams*
Guy2: "Uh the trucks gone..."
Imperial isa
22-02-2007, 10:20
theres no way by Mars that i want that lot near me on some frontline as means i would have to tell the ones we are fighting that we not push overs that lot just nuts
Hamilay
22-02-2007, 10:23
Still, a Hello Kitty tank would be awesome.
Turquoise Days
22-02-2007, 10:28
Still, a Hello Kitty tank would be awesome.

Especially if it fired Care Bear Stares or something.
Ifreann
22-02-2007, 10:45
Especially if it fired Care Bear Stares or something.

This is starting to sound like the Ultimate Showdown.
Imperial isa
22-02-2007, 10:59
Still, a Hello Kitty tank would be awesome.

then again as they be to busy looking at the Kitty tanks ,we could push right past them an they would not know it till its to late
Cameroi
22-02-2007, 11:11
then again as they be to busy looking at the Kitty tanks ,we could push right past them an they would not know it till its to late

these are the kind of tactics that ARE gratifying. not to mention the gratification of ACTUALY reducing the risk and actual loss of life and infliction of serious injury on both sides.

sure i see the point about fantasy and it not being that simple and all that, but anyone who thinks winning is achieved by mowing down everything in the way, truely doesn't understand a little concept known as the tactics of mystake.

there ARE gremlins on EVERY side.

i wise and ancient culture choosing a fantasy symbol as a mascot for deadly armed forces thus makes excellent and perfectly good sense to cameroi.

when the deadliest forces forget to fight FOR anything, and only against everything that isn't themselves, and everyone else KNOWS in their everyday lives what it really is that they are really fighting FOR ...

oh well, i guess some things, you either see it or you don't. the samarai of ancient times, who were the equivelant of human tanks in their context, were also poets and calligraphers.

even hienline said something about specialization, over specialization, being for insects. and that a warrior needs to also be able to cry, and chainge daipers.

=^^=
.../\...
Imperial isa
22-02-2007, 11:22
these are the kind of tactics that ARE gratifying. not to mention the gratification of ACTUALY reducing the risk and actual loss of life and infliction of serious injury on both sides.

sure i see the point about fantasy and it not being that simple and all that, but anyone who thinks winning is achieved by mowing down everything in the way, truely doesn't understand a little concept known as the tactics of mystake.

there ARE gremlins on EVERY side.

i wise and ancient culture choosing a fantasy symbol as a mascot for deadly armed forces thus makes excellent and perfectly good sense to cameroi.

when the deadliest forces forget to fight FOR anything, and only against everything that isn't themselves, and everyone else KNOWS in their everyday lives what it really is that they are really fighting FOR ...

oh well, i guess some things, you either see it or you don't. the samarai of ancient times, who were the equivelant of human tanks in their context, were also poets and calligraphers.

even hienline said something about specialization, over specialization, being for insects. and that a warrior needs to also be able to cry, and chainge daipers.

=^^=
.../\...

who needs to fire a shot they too busy going WTF at the Kitty Tanks that we can sneak past them with just Infantry
Chumblywumbly
22-02-2007, 11:26
Japanese tanks are always cute. Check out the tachikoma (http://planetpixelemporium.com/images/objects/tachikoma.jpg)!

I want one.
Hakeka
22-02-2007, 11:59
Japanese tanks are always cute. Check out the tachikoma (http://planetpixelemporium.com/images/objects/tachikoma.jpg)!

I want one.

Frankly that thing is just creepy.
Rubiconic Crossings
22-02-2007, 12:14
You should see some of the other stuff they have here.

Like Goru?

I would love to go to Japan...but there is stuff that would do my head in...
Rubiconic Crossings
22-02-2007, 12:20
Still, a Hello Kitty tank would be awesome.

I think the objective is to avoid warfare...
German Nightmare
22-02-2007, 12:45
You know what this reminded me of?

This abomination!!!

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y223/GermanNightmare/Fluffletank.jpg

(Yes, it used to be a Landraider. Now it's a fluffle tank...)
Chumblywumbly
22-02-2007, 12:51
Yes, it used to be a Landraider. Now it’s a fluffle tank...
Fluffle goodness! Not even a squad of Khorne Bezerkers would fail to be affected by the love given off that land raider.
Letila
22-02-2007, 14:31
If they're anything like me, they will just shoot harder when they see those silly images.
UN Protectorates
22-02-2007, 14:36
If they're anything like me, they will just shoot harder when they see those silly images.

Is it even physically possible to "shoot harder"? Wow you must really not like these cute images to defy the laws of physics.
(Sarcasm not directed at quotee)

I actually kinda like this. It's quite adorable.

It's psychological warfare on a whole new level.
Harlesburg
23-02-2007, 12:28
"Prince Pickles is our image character because he's very endearing, which is what Japan's military stands for," said Defense Ministry official Shotaro Yanagi. :p
I concur.
Ifreann
23-02-2007, 12:32
You know what this reminded me of?

This abomination!!!

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y223/GermanNightmare/Fluffletank.jpg

(Yes, it used to be a Landraider. Now it's a fluffle tank...)

Am I the only one ignoring the tank and staring at her cleavage?
Imperial isa
23-02-2007, 13:20
Am I the only one ignoring the tank and staring at her cleavage?

no
Laerod
23-02-2007, 13:25
Am I the only one ignoring the tank and staring at her cleavage?Yes. My attention was grabbed by the V for Vendetta poster identical to the one I had to leave behind when I left the US... :(
Ifreann
23-02-2007, 13:26
no

Yes. My attention was grabbed by the V for Vendetta poster identical to the one I had to leave behind when I left the US... :(

Seems nobody is interested in the fluffle tank....
Imperial isa
23-02-2007, 13:33
Seems nobody is interested in the fluffle tank....

Western woman look hot in Eastern clothes
Ifreann
23-02-2007, 13:35
Hot woman look hot in no clothes

Fixed.
Imperial isa
23-02-2007, 13:37
Fixed.

it's all good
United Uniformity
23-02-2007, 14:13
You know what this reminded me of?

This abomination!!!

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y223/GermanNightmare/Fluffletank.jpg

(Yes, it used to be a Landraider. Now it's a fluffle tank...)

Thats just sacralige! :eek:
JuNii
23-02-2007, 17:38
Am I the only one ignoring the tank and staring at her cleavage?

:confused: ignoring... what?... *continues to stare*

*ahem*

The use of cartoon characters to promote the military is not a far-fetched idea.

Betty Boop, Yosemite Sam, Bugs Bunny and other cartoon characters went to war.
German Nightmare
23-02-2007, 19:43
Fluffle goodness! Not even a squad of Khorne Bezerkers would fail to be affected by the love given off that land raider.
Fluffles for the blood god? I don't think they'd fall for it.
Am I the only one ignoring the tank and staring at her cleavage?
Nö.
no
:D
Yes. My attention was grabbed by the V for Vendetta poster identical to the one I had to leave behind when I left the US... :(
What's wrong, Laerod? No boobies?!?
Thats just sacralige! :eek:
The cleavage?
United Uniformity
23-02-2007, 19:52
The cleavage?

:p no the fur!

I quite like the boobies. :D
Call to power
23-02-2007, 20:06
I would like to announce that I officially surrender to the SDF

Its just too damn cute! *cries*
United Uniformity
23-02-2007, 20:13
How about...

http://www.indymedia.org.uk/images/2005/09/322324.jpg

You know I could imagine the cartoon painted on the side. :cool:
German Nightmare
23-02-2007, 20:42
:p no the fur!
I quite like the boobies. :D
I saved that picture because I couldn't believe what she did to the Landraider. Then I noticed her assets - and almost forgot about the pink fluffleness. :p