NationStates Jolt Archive


Columbian Clown Killer Catastrophe!

Lunatic Goofballs
21-02-2007, 23:11
http://www.cnn.com/2007/WORLD/americas/02/21/colombia.clowns.reut/index.html

Everyone's a critic! :eek:
Philosopy
21-02-2007, 23:16
I want to come up with a terrible pun or some sort of joke to go with that story, but all I can think is 'CNN puts a 'story summary' at the top of the page? How short an attention span must you have to need that?'
Londim
21-02-2007, 23:16
Those poor clowns...
Honourable Angels
21-02-2007, 23:16
I actually laughed.

Then i felt guilty.

Actually...no im still sniggering and spag bowl is coming out of my nose...
Zarakon
21-02-2007, 23:20
I actually laughed.


Funny to the last. Actually, beyond the last.


Am I the only one who finds it interesting they were very quick to make sure that the show wasn't what had triggered it?
H N Fiddlebottoms VIII
21-02-2007, 23:22
The clowns came out to give their show, and then this guy came out shooting them," one audience member told local television. "It was terrible."
The show, or the shooting?
Congo--Kinshasa
21-02-2007, 23:23
*erects barricade around LG, surrounds with tanks and soldiers*
Zarakon
21-02-2007, 23:24
The show, or the shooting?

Oh god, I'm laughing so hard.

You hurt my throat, you bastard. :D


Hey, why do you have a N/A post count and no online/offline thing? And no profile?
Khadgar
21-02-2007, 23:24
Man, some people take coulrophobia way too far.
Kecibukia
21-02-2007, 23:24
Probably an NS Noob after talking to LG. I know I've had that urge. Oops. Shouldn't have said that.

*Walks away wistling*
Honourable Angels
21-02-2007, 23:25
The show, or the shooting?


Pretty sure it was both.
Gauthier
21-02-2007, 23:29
Maybe the gunman thought they were advance scouts for the Killer Klowns.
Zarakon
21-02-2007, 23:38
Nah they were obviously in South America to get enrolled to join Al Quada...

:headbang: :headbang:
:sniper: :sniper: :sniper:
:gundge: :gundge: :gundge:
:mp5: :mp5:

Now you know my feelings about America na dconspiracies.

Really nooby?


http://www.michaellegg.com/images/california/Original%20Files/delorean.jpg


HITTING 88 MPH!!!
Honourable Angels
21-02-2007, 23:39
Nah they were obviously in South America to get enrolled to join Al Quada...

:headbang: :headbang:
:sniper: :sniper: :sniper:
:gundge: :gundge: :gundge:
:mp5: :mp5:

Now you know my feelings about America na dconspiracies.
Lunatic Goofballs
21-02-2007, 23:43
Probably an NS Noob after talking to LG. I know I've had that urge. Oops. Shouldn't have said that.

*Walks away wistling*

:eek:

:(
Khadgar
21-02-2007, 23:45
:eek:

:(

Best get crackin on that pudding trebuchet. Sounds like you need it for home defense.
Congo--Kinshasa
21-02-2007, 23:49
:eek:

:(

*forms Lunatic Goofballs Defense Brigade*

Not to worry, my friend. :)
Philosopy
21-02-2007, 23:50
*forms Lunatic Goofballs Defense Brigade*

Not to worry, my friend. :)

*Attacks Brigade with custard pies and human cannonballs*
Bodies Without Organs
21-02-2007, 23:51
Meh. Consider it payback for John Wayne Gacy.
Honourable Angels
22-02-2007, 00:03
Really nooby?


http://www.michaellegg.com/images/california/Original%20Files/delorean.jpg


HITTING 88 MPH!!!


...Noobs have feelings too:(

...Can i sit in the deLorean?
Lunatic Goofballs
22-02-2007, 00:24
*forms Lunatic Goofballs Defense Brigade*

Not to worry, my friend. :)

YAY! :D
Lunatic Goofballs
22-02-2007, 00:25
*Attacks Brigade with custard pies and human cannonballs*

How fitting. :)
Arinola
22-02-2007, 00:28
...Noobs have feelings too:(

...Can i sit in the deLorean?

No, n00bs are simply flesh-bags. They have no feelings under 500 posts.

And no, you can't. :p
Zarakon
22-02-2007, 00:35
And no, you can't. :p

No one ever gets me using "HITTING 88 MPH!" instead of "Time Warp!" to indicate post fuck up. :(