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Get a load of this:

They've accidentally discovered a drug that increases sexual desire in women (of course, it was an unintended side effect of some other drug). Now they want to see if they can really put it on the market without killing people with it. I don't qualify for the study (I wish that were my problem!) but maybe you or somebody you know does.

https://www.praxisdirectstudies.com/HSDD/?PageName=HomePage

If somebody here does it, you have got to report back. :D

Yeah, no, I don't think they want me, either. :p

Decreased sex drive? Bah. Only pathetic men have that problem :p

I don't think I qualify either. :p

Whee, girl power. :p

High sexual desire runs in my family, I think we're part rabbit.

I qualify! ... except, it's related to the meds I was on until recently, and will probably wear off by itself anyway. In fact, it's already looking like it'll return to normal levels again within a relatively short time.

So, never mind then.

And why would I want to decrease my sex drive?

And here I thought if the woman isn't in the mood she should humor the guy and just lie back and think of England. But now there is an alternative. Interesting.

And why would I want to decrease my sex drive? Um, I don't know. But you might want to increase your reading comprehension. :p :fluffle:

Ever the tease.Singling me out, are we?

Yeah, no, I don't think they want me, either. :p

Ever the tease.

And here I thought if the woman isn't in the mood she should humor the guy and just lie back and think of England.

Rolling pastures? Unusual teeth arrangements? Tea and crumpets? The punk scene?

Um, I don't know. But you might want to increase your reading comprehension. :p :fluffle:

Gah. Is there a pill for that?

Rolling pastures? Unusual teeth arrangements? Tea and crumpets? The punk scene?
No, a big island.

Gah. Is there a pill for that?

In theory, this is why we have grade school. Or foreign equivalent. ;)

Rolling pastures? Unusual teeth arrangements? Tea and crumpets? The punk scene?

Prince Charles? (That'll decrease it, for sure.)

Gah. Is there a pill for that?No. But before you fret, have one of these:
http://i96.photobucket.com/albums/l192/whereyouthinkyougoing/Chill20Pill.png

No. But before you fret, have one of these:
http://i96.photobucket.com/albums/l192/whereyouthinkyougoing/Chill20Pill.png

250,000 mg?!?!?! That's ... that's 0.55 pounds! :eek: I wouldn't need anything else, if could get that down. Anyone got a couple of liters to wash it down with? :p

250,000 mg?!?!?! That's ... that's 0.55 pounds! :eek: I wouldn't need anything else, if could get that down. Anyone got a couple of liters to wash it down with? :pHere, have one of these (http://www.gourmantis.de/images/product_images/info_images/4300101.jpg). :p

250,000 mg?!?!?! That's ... that's 0.55 pounds! :eek: I wouldn't need anything else, if could get that down. Anyone got a couple of liters to wash it down with? :p

Isn't that the suppository option?

Prince Charles? (That'll decrease it, for sure.)

I never did understand that expression - maybe that's why the yanks changed it to "think about baseball".
English baseball?
Then they'll probably think of Beckham ... football of course, but close enough ... who, coincidentally enough, is trying to revamp the (soccer) football scene in the states.
Where's Kevin Bacon?
Ah yes - think about Hollow Man.

Rolling pastures? Unusual teeth arrangements? Tea and crumpets? The punk scene?

No, a big island.

What Catalasia said. Though I don't think the island is that big...

No, a big island.

Uhm ...
"I can get through this. I'm taking one for Greenland!"

What Catalasia said. Though I don't think the island is that big...

!
Island envy?
:eek:

!
Island envy?
:eek:

Australia is a big island. England simply can't compete. Just the way it is. :)

Australia is a big island. England simply can't compete. Just the way it is. :)

Ah yes, Australia. There's envy there, being the bastard child of England and all. ;)

...something totally Oedipal there.

What Catalasia said. Though I don't think the island is that big...
It's big in comparison to, say, Manhattan (the only island I've actually lived on for longer than a few weeks).
Australia is a big island. England simply can't compete. Just the way it is. :)
The largest island, Eurasia-Africa, makes Australia pale in comparison. Australia's only a measly 2.5 million square miles (or something)!!!

Ah yes, Australia. There's envy there, being the bastard child of England and all. ;)

...something totally Oedipal there.

Hey, the child often beats out his parents after time. Australia's size is simply one way it has accomplished this.

Quick, someone TG Chandelier! (I'm going to hell, I swear)

Hey, the child often beats out his parents after time. Australia's size is simply one way it has accomplished this.
Indeed, technique is where the proof is in the pudding. :p

Ugh, that was so terrible, i think i gave MYSELF cancer!

Indeed, technique is where the proof is in the pudding. :p

Ugh, that was so terrible, i think i gave MYSELF cancer!

Hey, you're making an attempt. That is want counts. :)

Oh great...this drug will be released, and now people will have more reasons to say, 'the bitch was asking for it!' when they return their jury verdict acquitting cops of sexual assault.

damn, i was thinking this thread was going to be an article about how traces of bromide had been found in tea and i let my tea go cold while looking at it suspiciously.

Hey, you're making an attempt. That is want counts. :)

The little engine that co- ohhhh. Almost.

Now if i could get WYTYG to see it that way .... *rubs chin*

damn, i was thinking this thread was going to be an article about how traces of bromide had been found in tea and i let my tea go cold while looking at it suspiciously.

Give it a minute. Maybe Ruffy'll drop by and give up on the solely-photo thread attitude.

I'm curious as to how you define "decreased" sexual desire. Relative to what?

I would only really consider taking such a drug if my sex drive became incompatible with my partner's. If my appetite for sex decreased to a point where I wasn't interested in having sex with him, that would be lousy for both of us. I wouldn't want to force myself to have sex when I didn't feel like it, but I also would want to ask him to go without sex.

I never did understand that expression - maybe that's why the yanks changed it to "think about baseball".
English baseball?
Then they'll probably think of Beckham ... football of course, but close enough ... who, coincidentally enough, is trying to revamp the (soccer) football scene in the states.
Where's Kevin Bacon?
Ah yes - think about Hollow Man.

It has to do with patriotism. A woman's duty is to satisfy her husband and bear children, which is her duty to her husband and her country. It is the ultimate form of patriarchy.

...might I add that I take pride in having a strong sex drive, as it is the ultimate form of defeating the patriarchy. :D

That's a good idea. I hope they come up with that for men. I'd take some.

Just what I need; more sexual desire. Nothing that moves would be safe. Some things that don't move won't be safe. :)

increases sexual desire in women :D

Can I get a "fuck ya?"

As for a decreased sexual desire...lol...I'd have to give that one a no.

Humans shooting DNA at each other, I find it offensive!

I have a decreased sexual drive and I'm a man, but then again I'm just lazy, lethargic, and apathetic.

Their making ANOTHER drug to increase sex drive?
What's wrong with alcohol?